《Illinois Enema Bandit》歌词

[00:00:00] Illinois Enema Bandit - El Sobrino Del Diablo

[00:00:13] The illinois enema bandit

[00:00:17] I heard he's on the loose

[00:00:21] I heard he's on the loose

[00:00:27] Lord the pitiful screams

[00:00:30] Of all them college educated women

[00:00:32] Boy he'd just be tyin' them up

[00:00:35] They'd be all bound down

[00:00:37] Just be pumpin' every one with the bag fulla

[00:00:41] Illinois enema bandit juice

[00:00:43] He must be pumpin' every one with the bag fulla

[00:00:46] Illinois enema bandit juice

[00:00:49] The illinois enema bandit I heard it on the news

[00:00:57] I heard it on the news

[00:01:04] Bloomington illinois he has caused some alarm

[00:01:09] Just sneakin' around there

[00:01:11] From farm to farm

[00:01:15] Got a rubberized bag

[00:01:17] And a hose in his arm

[00:01:19] Looking for some rustic coed rump

[00:01:22] That he just might wanna pump

[00:01:25] Looking for some rustic coed rump

[00:01:27] That he just might wanna pump

[00:01:31] Looking for some rustic coed rump

[00:01:32] That he just might wanna pump

[00:02:08] The illinois enema bandit

[00:02:11] One day he'll have to pay

[00:02:15] One day he'll have to pay

[00:02:23] The police will say you're under arrest

[00:02:28] And the judge would have him for a special guest

[00:02:33] The da will order a secret test

[00:02:38] His stuff pudgy little thumbs in the side of his vest

[00:02:44] Then they'll put out a call for the jury folks

[00:02:49] And the judge would say no poo-poo jokesl

[00:02:54] Then they'll drag in the bandit for all to see

[00:03:00] Saying don't nobody have no sympathy

[00:03:05] Hot soapy water in the first

[00:03:08] I'm mean the first degree

[00:03:10] And the bandit might say

[00:03:12] Why is everbody looking at me

[00:03:15] Well did you cause this misery

[00:03:20] Well did you cause this kind of misery

[00:03:25] Well did you cause this misery

[00:03:31] Now one girl shout let the bandit be

[00:03:36] Bandit are you guilty

[00:03:39] Tell me now what's your plan

[00:03:41] And just another girl shout

[00:03:44] Let the fiend go free

[00:03:47] And are you are you guilty

[00:03:49] And bandid did you do

[00:03:51] All right

[00:03:53] It must be just what they all needs

[00:03:58] It must be just what they all needs

[00:04:03] It must be just what they all needs

[00:04:09] It must be just what they all needs