《栾蒲包与丰泽园084集》歌词

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[00:00:00] 蒋介石提倡新生活运动

[00:00:06] 一时间搞得是乌烟瘴气

[00:00:11] 他底下的人领会的不一样

[00:00:15] 受益最多者就是那些警察

[00:00:21] 这回可有借口

[00:00:23] 谁不听话

[00:00:25] 就得扣一顶帽子

[00:00:27] 对抗新生活运动

[00:00:31] 这钱就哗哗哗就来吧a

[00:00:35] 他们岂能错过发财的机会

[00:00:38] 那么在北京来说

[00:00:40] 丰泽园那是响当当

[00:00:44] 自然

[00:00:45] 他们不能放过

[00:00:48] 这一天

[00:00:50] 徐永海他们刚开门呼噜

[00:00:54] 寄了20 多号

[00:00:56] 都是警察

[00:00:57] 哪儿来的

[00:00:59] 前门外警察署的

[00:01:02] 一个个进来粗脖子

[00:01:03] 红脸

[00:01:05] 凝眉瞪眼

[00:01:06] 进来就找茬

[00:01:09] 你们经理呢

[00:01:11] 薛勇海

[00:01:12] 世代经理啊

[00:01:14] 我姓徐

[00:01:14] 我就是长官

[00:01:16] 有什么吩咐

[00:01:19] 杨主席提倡新生活

[00:01:22] 运动知道

[00:01:23] 马知道知道

[00:01:25] 你执行的怎么样

[00:01:27] A

[00:01:29] 我双手拥护

[00:01:31] 我们正在执行

[00:01:33] 去执行什么呢

[00:01:36] 新生活运动

[00:01:38] 首先要爱国

[00:01:40] 爱国民政府

[00:01:43] 门前怎么不挂国旗啊

[00:01:46] 家家户户都得挂国旗

[00:01:49] 你们风格原本不刮

[00:01:52] 啊

[00:01:52] 是不敢不挂

[00:01:54] 刚准备好

[00:01:55] 还没等挂站

[00:01:57] 李白活着

[00:02:00] 哇哇

[00:02:01] 就一顿嘴巴子

[00:02:03] 徐永海捂着脸

[00:02:05] 长官

[00:02:05] 长官息怒

[00:02:06] 我错啦

[00:02:07] 快张挂国旗

[00:02:10] 小伙就出去把国旗挂上了

[00:02:13] 嗯

[00:02:15] 酸辣

[00:02:16] 念你是初犯

[00:02:18] 认打认罚

[00:02:19] 认打抓走

[00:02:21] 嗯

[00:02:22] 对抗新生活

[00:02:24] 运动认罚

[00:02:26] 嗨点

[00:02:31] 大洋100认罚吧哈哈哈

[00:02:35] 把条收下

[00:02:37] 给人点了100大洋

[00:02:39] 谢波走了

[00:02:41] 熊海捂着脸蛋子回到桂坊里头

[00:02:44] 往那一坐

[00:02:44] 是愁眉苦脸

[00:02:46] 心说

[00:02:47] 你说这帮人儿经常上这儿吃饭来翻脸就不认人

[00:02:51] 你看见的那个呀

[00:02:53] 要钱你就说要钱呗

[00:02:55] 什么新生活

[00:02:56] 长期生活短

[00:02:58] 刚坐下葫芦

[00:03:00] 第二波警察又来

[00:03:02] 相聚没有十分钟啊

[00:03:05] 你们经理呢

[00:03:06] 坏了又要挨揍

[00:03:09] 徐永海赶紧出去了啊

[00:03:12] 一看认识派出所的经常来

[00:03:14] 累的脖子

[00:03:16] 这不是朱所长少来着

[00:03:20] 新生活运动你们执行的怎么样

[00:03:23] 国旗都挂上

[00:03:25] 废话

[00:03:27] 我都看见了

[00:03:29] 怎么不张贴标语

[00:03:30] A 标语怎么不贴

[00:03:33] 别哦

[00:03:34] 还得贴标语去JJ

[00:03:36] 我倒没想到哈

[00:03:37] 现在就张贴

[00:03:38] 现在就张贴

[00:03:41] 对抗新生活运动

[00:03:44] 一点儿诚意都没有

[00:03:45] 你得大肆宣传

[00:03:47] 像你们这地方人来人往的

[00:03:49] 不断这样张贴了标语

[00:03:52] 多大的影响你就不粘

[00:03:55] 看来呀

[00:03:56] 你没安好心

[00:03:58] 认打认罚

[00:04:00] 你看着办吧

[00:04:04] 有200拿吧

[00:04:07] 大洋扁出去走了

[00:04:10] 下场刚一开门

[00:04:12] 又来了

[00:04:13] 市局的

[00:04:15] 呀

[00:04:15] 厉害

[00:04:17] 是警察局的

[00:04:19] 局长姓李

[00:04:20] 叫李春风

[00:04:22] 啊

[00:04:23] 挺厉害

[00:04:24] 那跟着袁市长一块儿来的

[00:04:28] 爸那块儿粗脖子

[00:04:29] 红脸

[00:04:30] 捋胳膊挽袖子找毛病

[00:04:33] 徐洪海一琢磨

[00:04:34] 这回你找不着了

[00:04:36] 我旗挂上了

[00:04:37] 标语贴上了

[00:04:38] 你还找什么

[00:04:40] 哎

[00:04:40] 从微商上找毛病

[00:04:42] 哪个地方有没有蜘蛛网啊

[00:04:45] 桌案擦的干净不干净啊

[00:04:47] 案板有没有油腻啊

[00:04:49] 歌乌鸡脚有没有耗子洞的

[00:04:52] 要是找你毛病还找不着

[00:04:54] 结果发现一处耗子洞

[00:04:57] 人有老鼠

[00:04:59] 跟蒋主席的新生活运动更抵触

[00:05:02] 老鼠有害啊

[00:05:04] 您怎么不堵

[00:05:06] 另外这还有蜘蛛网呢

[00:05:07] 哎

[00:05:08] 怎么回事儿

[00:05:09] 你这也不卫生啊你

[00:05:11] 任打任罚

[00:05:13] 那

[00:05:15] 那还是认罚吧

[00:05:18] 300发吧又交了

[00:05:22] 一文钱没挣

[00:05:25] 咱就这么说

[00:05:27] 佐一次又一次

[00:05:29] 是三番五次

[00:05:31] 都跑这来榨油

[00:05:34] 你想这买卖还有个干嘛

[00:05:36] 本来就不景气

[00:05:38] 警察在这儿又糊弄老罚款

[00:05:42] 君海算了算账

[00:05:45] 不到一个月的时间

[00:05:47] 光发出大洋

[00:05:49] 8000块

[00:05:51] 走动人情2800 块

[00:05:54] 比下司铜鼓的1600 块

[00:05:58] 挣什么钱呢

[00:05:59] 瞪眼赔钱

[00:06:01] 哎呀

[00:06:01] 这没法干了这

[00:06:04] 剩下这哥几个开了个会

[00:06:06] 徐永海就说

[00:06:08] 弟兄们

[00:06:09] 你们说应该怎么办

[00:06:11] 咱是歇业呀

[00:06:13] 还是这么撑着

[00:06:16] 大家各抒己见

[00:06:18] 最后一致的意见还得撑着看看

[00:06:21] 实在不行勒在歇业

[00:06:23] 那也没有办法呀

[00:06:26] 哎

[00:06:27] 正在这个节骨眼上

[00:06:29] 遇上一件新鲜事儿

[00:06:32] 说这话就是第二天

[00:06:34] 客人稀稀拉拉的不多

[00:06:38] 警察就来一波

[00:06:40] 罚了50 块钱

[00:06:42] 这是连日来发的最少的一篇

[00:06:46] 快到晚上了

[00:06:49] 来了两个女士

[00:06:51] 这俩女士时髦

[00:06:54] 穿着大半

[00:06:56] 那是于众

[00:06:57] 不同个头

[00:06:58] 一条儿年纪

[00:07:00] 长得漂亮

[00:07:02] 都背着心事的小皮包

[00:07:05] 两个女士扭着屁股进了丰泽园

[00:07:10] 七爷成金堂

[00:07:12] 是钱塘帝景里

[00:07:14] 哎

[00:07:15] 栾学堂这么交代的

[00:07:17] 七爷一看

[00:07:18] 哎

[00:07:18] 二位小姐

[00:07:20] 你不行请到雅间儿

[00:07:22] 这俩女人扭着屁股进了雅间儿

[00:07:25] 完了一做菜谱

[00:07:26] 拿过来一看

[00:07:27] 啊吧吧吧吧吧

[00:07:29] 点D 都是名菜

[00:07:31] 毫不介意

[00:07:32] 出手大方

[00:07:34] 品着香茶

[00:07:36] 望着一坐

[00:07:36] 二郎腿一袋

[00:07:38] 两个人

[00:07:39] 小皮包儿打开了

[00:07:40] 杨燕拿出来

[00:07:47] 看看这儿看看那儿

[00:07:49] 嗯

[00:07:50] 我说怎么你们这客人不多呀

[00:07:52] 哎

[00:07:53] 最近买卖是不太好

[00:07:56] 哎呀

[00:07:57] 可惜呀

[00:07:57] 丰泽园这么大的名气

[00:08:00] 客人不怎么多

[00:08:02] 真是遗憾啊

[00:08:05] 你出去吧

[00:08:06] 没事儿

[00:08:07] 你别进来

[00:08:07] 哎呀

[00:08:08] 是是

[00:08:09] 您吃好有什么吩咐

[00:08:11] 只管教我们

[00:08:13] 就这么

[00:08:15] 曾经

[00:08:15] 唐退出去

[00:08:17] 有时候回来想看看菜量没量啊

[00:08:21] 需要热热不还需要什么不

[00:08:24] 你看这服务质量得好

[00:08:27] 他突然之间倒着门儿

[00:08:29] 这一听

[00:08:32] 这两个女人在这屋里的气的苦衷

[00:08:35] 消化啦

[00:08:37] 气氛互动

[00:08:38] 嘎嘎嘎嘎

[00:08:40] 发出淫笑的声音

[00:08:43] 他不是正经笑

[00:08:47] 企业就是愣

[00:08:49] 媳妇干嘛呢

[00:08:50] 这里头在理着

[00:08:51] 跟着呢

[00:08:53] 希腊哗啦的

[00:08:55] 看他俩的意思

[00:08:56] 挺稳重

[00:08:57] 不行

[00:08:59] 我得看个究竟

[00:09:01] 这俩女人不同寻常

[00:09:04] 他轻轻的搬了个凳子

[00:09:06] 瞪着J 凳子又上亮子

[00:09:09] 再商量往下看

[00:09:14] 换啊

[00:09:17] 这一看是又惊又可笑

[00:09:22] 闹了半天

[00:09:23] 这俩女人哪

[00:09:24] 把衣服全解开

[00:09:26] 露着胸脯

[00:09:28] 两个女人是又啃又亲

[00:09:31] 把钱的这个桌子碰的瞎啦

[00:09:33] 瞎啦

[00:09:34] 指甲

[00:09:35] 比男女之间还亲热

[00:09:43] 吸烟一看

[00:09:43] 这这怎么回事儿这是

[00:09:46] 哦

[00:09:46] 我明白了

[00:09:48] 肯定其中有个男的

[00:09:51] 啊

[00:09:51] 化妆成女人跑着来起哄了

[00:09:55] 说我们这是饭馆

[00:09:57] 你跑着起什么哄

[00:09:59] 不行

[00:10:00] 我得进去制止

[00:10:03] 但又一想

[00:10:04] 算了

[00:10:04] 买卖本来就不好

[00:10:07] 好不容易碰着两个高贵的客人

[00:10:09] 管他怎么地呢

[00:10:10] 你给钱就行呗

[00:10:12] 赚一点就少赔一点别管

[00:10:16] 可又一想不对劲儿

[00:10:18] 不是一男一女

[00:10:20] 是俩女的

[00:10:22] 这个男的再怎么化妆

[00:10:24] 他也是男的

[00:10:26] 你要仔细看

[00:10:27] 也能看路线

[00:10:29] 三叔刚才瞅他俩敞胸露怀

[00:10:32] 那就是女人呢

[00:10:34] 哦

[00:10:34] 明白了

[00:10:36] 当今这社会上实行一种骄傲

[00:10:40] 同性恋

[00:10:43] 啊

[00:10:43] 这是同性恋

[00:10:44] 背不住

[00:10:46] 算了

[00:10:47] 别管

[00:10:47] 别管

[00:10:48] 他从凳子上去下来

[00:10:50] 这凳子还没等搬走呢

[00:10:53] 门前又来俩警察

[00:10:56] 这俩警察歪脖子横啊

[00:11:00] 负责人在哪

[00:11:02] 又来找毛病的

[00:11:04] 晚上了

[00:11:05] 晚上还得罚款

[00:11:07] 都发惯了都

[00:11:10] 程琪也赶紧过去

[00:11:12] 哎呀

[00:11:13] 二位老总

[00:11:18] 执行新生活运动执行的怎么样

[00:11:21] 哎

[00:11:22] 全都说不敢说

[00:11:23] 尽美尽善我们全动员起来

[00:11:26] 都在执行

[00:11:28] 是马

[00:11:30] 别让我们找着毛病

[00:11:32] 找着毛病可饶不了你

[00:11:35] 客人多少

[00:11:38] 不多

[00:11:39] 拍我看看

[00:11:42] 哎呀

[00:11:43] 长期一琢磨

[00:11:44] 坏了

[00:11:45] 别的屋是空的

[00:11:47] 要到这屋里来

[00:11:49] 推门一看

[00:11:50] 里头两个女人干这事儿

[00:11:53] 警察要瞅见这不就找着茬了

[00:11:57] 不但的罚

[00:11:58] 我们这俩人也好不了

[00:12:00] 怎么那么倒霉

[00:12:01] 来得这么巧

[00:12:04] 长期也不愿惹事儿

[00:12:07] 所以嘴里的答应着

[00:12:08] 喊了一嗓子

[00:12:10] 啊

[00:12:12] 长官来查房来了

[00:12:15] 打个招呼

[00:12:17] 那意思你俩别起哄了

[00:12:19] 赶紧把衣服穿好了

[00:12:20] 吃饭吧

[00:12:21] 要找倒霉

[00:12:22] 我们还得吃挂落

[00:12:25] 他这一喊不要紧

[00:12:26] 俩警察过来

[00:12:28] 别的屋都开着门帘儿

[00:12:29] 都挂着

[00:12:30] 没人儿直接奔这屋装一角

[00:12:34] 门劈开这会儿怎么回事儿

[00:12:36] 怎么还插门呢

[00:12:37] 有什么私立

[00:12:40] 这俩女人大概听着这声衣服都记好了

[00:12:45] 坐在那块儿

[00:12:46] 从容镇定

[00:12:48] 一点都没介意

[00:12:50] 你看警察进来这俩女人了呀

[00:12:55] 我老总怎么这么气儿不顺呢

[00:12:58] 干嘛呀

[00:13:00] 粗脖子红脸

[00:13:01] 不依不饶的来

[00:13:03] 坐下吧

[00:13:04] 陪我们姐俩喝两杯

[00:13:06] 今儿个也欢乐欢乐

[00:13:08] 走罢

[00:13:11] 这俩警察又黑

[00:13:13] 真漂亮

[00:13:16] 这两位是哪的

[00:13:17] 哎

[00:13:18] 一开始还不依不饶的装相

[00:13:21] 废话少说

[00:13:23] 有身份证拿出来

[00:13:25] 那个有证明

[00:13:27] 自然是有了

[00:13:28] 没有能上这儿来

[00:13:31] 皮包打个吧一起

[00:13:32] 看见没

[00:13:33] 这么一晃

[00:13:35] 还没等看清楚

[00:13:37] 割皮包里刷

[00:13:38] 拉锁拉上

[00:13:40] 这回证明了我们的身份了

[00:13:42] 错吧

[00:13:43] 公示完了该咱们的私事了

[00:13:45] 别装下来吧

[00:13:48] 一个人拉一个拉到那儿去

[00:13:51] 我告诉加赤蝶加快

[00:13:54] 今天我们要请老总吃饭

[00:13:57] 这俩警察一开始装相

[00:13:59] 后来挺恭顺地坐下来

[00:14:02] 脸上也露出笑容来了

[00:14:04] 这手就不干净

[00:14:07] 摸摸索索的a

[00:14:09] 两个人都见效

[00:14:12] 曾经唐一看

[00:14:14] 嘿

[00:14:14] 装什么蒜

[00:14:17] 人模狗样都一路货色

[00:14:21] 出去收拾吧

[00:14:23] 但能不惹事儿是最好

[00:14:25] 什么都准备

[00:14:26] 又给加了俩菜

[00:14:28] 真没想到

[00:14:30] 这俩警察想赚大便宜

[00:14:33] 内手不老实

[00:14:34] 瞎摸索

[00:14:35] 正好这时候

[00:14:36] 饭菜也吃不得了

[00:14:38] 突然这俩女人翻脸

[00:14:41] 照着警察脸上啪啪俩嘴巴

[00:14:45] 把警察给揍蒙了

[00:14:48] 你喝醉了敢打人打人

[00:14:51] 你们身上穿的是警服

[00:14:54] 你们是公务人员

[00:14:56] 调戏良家妇女

[00:14:59] 我这号是你姐开的

[00:15:01] 你手滑了什么啊

[00:15:03] 你摸我大腿干什么

[00:15:04] 走到你长官呢

[00:15:06] 去店里去

[00:15:08] 调戏良家妇女该当何罪

[00:15:12] 我就不相信蒋主席不管

[00:15:15] 你们那市长袁良就不管

[00:15:17] 我就不相信

[00:15:19] 前些日子把一个署长都枪毙了

[00:15:22] 你俩活着不爱活着走

[00:15:24] 打刮痧

[00:15:26] 是俩泼妇

[00:15:28] 一下把这俩警察给闭住

[00:15:32] 俩警察当时就搓了半截儿

[00:15:34] 小姐小姐

[00:15:36] 刚才酒后无德多有什哩

[00:15:39] 万望原谅

[00:15:40] 万望原谅

[00:15:42] 原谅到可疑

[00:15:43] 我告诉你

[00:15:43] 问候啊

[00:15:44] 规规矩矩做人

[00:15:47] 别想切的YY

[00:15:49] 告诉你一个电话

[00:15:51] 把你俩带起来

[00:15:54] 虽然警察也怕横着夹着尾巴走折

[00:15:59] 曾经唐看得清清楚楚的

[00:16:03] 哎哟

[00:16:04] 你这还有这事儿呢

[00:16:08] 真是一物降一物

[00:16:10] 卤水点豆腐

[00:16:12] 现在我们这买卖开不下去了

[00:16:15] 这样

[00:16:15] 把这俩女的给请来

[00:16:17] A 在这儿坐镇

[00:16:19] 哪个警察敢捣乱

[00:16:22] 有他俩给保镖

[00:16:24] 我们的买卖照样好

[00:16:26] 哎

[00:16:26] 这倒是个主意

[00:16:28] 程琦也想在这儿

[00:16:29] 也没跟旁人商量就进屋了

[00:16:32] 二位小姐

[00:16:34] 尊姓大名

[00:16:36] 嗯

[00:16:36] 这俩女人又恢复了平静

[00:16:39] 哎呀

[00:16:39] 见得太广了

[00:16:40] 根本就不介意

[00:16:43] 嗯啊

[00:16:44] 问我们哪啊

[00:16:48] 姓肖啊

[00:16:50] 我叫肖红星

[00:16:53] 说话的你就稍微偏瘦一点

[00:16:57] 那个说话我姓高啊

[00:17:00] 我叫高b he

[00:17:01] 哦

[00:17:03] 高小姐

[00:17:04] 肖小姐太欢迎了

[00:17:07] 欢迎二位小姐经常光临

[00:17:11] 你看刚才的事儿

[00:17:12] 要没有二位小姐鼎力相助

[00:17:15] 今天我们丰泽园就热闹了

[00:17:17] 是吗

[00:17:19] 你叫什么名儿啊

[00:17:21] 我姓程

[00:17:22] 我叫程金堂

[00:17:24] 是J 买卖钱塘D 经理

[00:17:28] 方才你那个意思

[00:17:29] 字里行间

[00:17:31] 是不是希望我们姐俩常来恶

[00:17:34] 是是这个意思

[00:17:36] 您吃饭我们还能优惠好嘞

[00:17:39] 既然你有这个心

[00:17:41] 我们姐俩

[00:17:43] 就不走啦