《095封神演义》歌词

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[00:00:01] 吴成王闯过了三关

[00:00:04] 终于啊

[00:00:06] 盼到界牌

[00:00:07] 关钱啦

[00:00:09] 哎哟

[00:00:09] 大家这才松了一口气呀

[00:00:12] 为什么呢

[00:00:14] 因为界牌关

[00:00:17] 守关的大将

[00:00:20] 那就是总率黄滚哪

[00:00:24] 那是老太爷呀

[00:00:27] 大家恨不得一时就见到老将军

[00:00:31] 特别是武成王啊

[00:00:35] 她想见到父亲

[00:00:37] 啊

[00:00:37] 要哭诉一番

[00:00:40] 把自己这肚子委屈好好往外倒一倒

[00:00:46] 这些话呢

[00:00:48] 只能跟父亲说

[00:00:50] 对

[00:00:50] 谁去讲啊

[00:00:53] 哎哟

[00:00:54] 等大家来到乐界牌关前

[00:00:57] 吴成王这么一看呐

[00:01:00] 哎

[00:01:02] 他不由得暗自叹口气

[00:01:05] 黄飞虎看见什么了

[00:01:07] 他看见所有的家人以及他身边的战将

[00:01:12] 哎哟

[00:01:14] 一个个啊

[00:01:15] 肩膀也耷拉下来了

[00:01:18] 哎呀

[00:01:19] 好像啊

[00:01:20] 用这个身子啊啊

[00:01:22] 带着这个脑袋走

[00:01:26] 连这个腿啊

[00:01:28] 都懒得抬了

[00:01:29] 不也懒得卖了

[00:01:32] 都快成了撒了气的皮球啦

[00:01:35] 嗨

[00:01:37] 我这网一看怎么一点儿精神头儿都没了啊

[00:01:43] 咱们即便是过老太爷这一关

[00:01:47] 那也得像个样子

[00:01:49] 也得精神点儿

[00:01:51] 老爷子的脾气你们不知道吗

[00:01:54] 他喜欢的

[00:01:55] 那就是尚武精神

[00:01:58] 你哪么没吃没喝呢啊

[00:02:01] 也得冷了

[00:02:02] 迎风站饿了

[00:02:03] 把肚填往跟前一站吧噗亮相

[00:02:08] 高挺胸膛

[00:02:11] 你说话呀

[00:02:12] 得抖丹田

[00:02:15] 声音越响亮

[00:02:17] 老头儿越高兴

[00:02:19] 他一看咱们这一个个就像遭了瘟的鸡似的

[00:02:24] 你们这是怎么了

[00:02:26] 黄明义桥

[00:02:27] 哎呀

[00:02:28] 千岁

[00:02:30] 算了吧

[00:02:31] 你别这么要求我们啦

[00:02:34] 吴成王一听我要求错了

[00:02:37] 嗨

[00:02:37] 这也不是到别处了

[00:02:40] 给您武成王丢脸啊

[00:02:43] 咱们打肿脸充胖子

[00:02:46] 是不是精神点儿

[00:02:49] 这是谁呀

[00:02:50] 造太爷呀

[00:02:53] 咱们这些人根底儿不都在他老人家心里装着呢

[00:02:57] 腿上有几个痦子老人家都知道

[00:03:00] 从小咱们一个个都什么模样啊

[00:03:04] 还瞒着了老帅吗

[00:03:07] 现在咱们一个个又什么王爷了

[00:03:10] 又什么将军了

[00:03:11] 别忘了

[00:03:13] 他是咱们的

[00:03:14] 老子

[00:03:14] 咱们是他的儿子啊

[00:03:18] 有什么可以在这和亮分的呀

[00:03:22] 话又说回来了

[00:03:23] 从朝歌城出来咱像拉满了他那公式的

[00:03:29] 你总那么张着

[00:03:30] 累不累到自己家门口儿啊

[00:03:34] 还不得缓缓呐

[00:03:37] 哎

[00:03:38] 贾诚王一听

[00:03:40] 黄明

[00:03:40] 这些话说的也有道理

[00:03:43] 但是那也得差不多呀

[00:03:45] 黄明你看看

[00:03:46] 一个个刀枪都成了拐棍儿了

[00:03:49] 都在手里拄着你再看那些战马

[00:03:53] 你说这事怪不怪

[00:03:55] 常言说

[00:03:56] 人又精神马又欢呢

[00:03:58] 这可倒好

[00:03:59] 这人一没精神呐

[00:04:01] 那马100匹得有28 劈拳卧那儿不起来都改成马了

[00:04:09] 咱们这是要干什么呀

[00:04:11] 等见着老爷子之后

[00:04:13] 哎

[00:04:14] 跟他人家诉诉委屈

[00:04:16] 然后呢

[00:04:17] 咱在关上这儿歇几天

[00:04:20] 哎

[00:04:21] 咱再缓缓

[00:04:21] 乏

[00:04:23] 那还不行吗

[00:04:24] 好了好了千岁您看吧

[00:04:27] 您看这不是骂这个

[00:04:29] 哎呀哎呀

[00:04:32] 黄名啊

[00:04:33] 用手指给武成王看

[00:04:37] 武城王看见了

[00:04:38] 黄明也看见了

[00:04:41] 这一看这风头不对啊

[00:04:45] 怎么啦

[00:04:46] 哎哟

[00:04:48] 在哪

[00:04:48] 观赏是旌旗招展绣带飘扬

[00:04:53] 刀枪跃眼

[00:04:55] 弓上弦刀出鞘

[00:04:58] 我说

[00:05:00] 不对劲儿

[00:05:02] 看来啊

[00:05:04] Jay 冠也不大好过

[00:05:07] 黄明自言自语啊

[00:05:09] 吴成王爷轻轻摇了摇头

[00:05:12] 五称王不像这些人

[00:05:15] 这些人的议题界牌关

[00:05:18] 一个个呀

[00:05:19] 手舞足蹈

[00:05:21] 啊

[00:05:22] 欢声雀跃

[00:05:25] 唯独武成王

[00:05:27] 他始终啊

[00:05:29] 也没敢开怀大笑过

[00:05:32] 他最了解呀

[00:05:34] 他的老父亲

[00:05:36] 黄帅

[00:05:38] 这位总率

[00:05:40] 脾气跟别人不一样

[00:05:42] 而且这人有一个最大的特点

[00:05:46] 他就是

[00:05:48] 对皇帝特重啊

[00:05:51] 中德简直的都找不着北了

[00:05:54] 哎

[00:05:55] 你跟他说话

[00:05:57] 就是两样事儿

[00:06:00] 一个是头上的青天

[00:06:04] 你还打得过天气吗

[00:06:06] 在一个

[00:06:08] 那就是天子

[00:06:10] A

[00:06:11] 随时

[00:06:13] 他都要像这招咯

[00:06:14] 成大拜几拜

[00:06:17] 每逢年节

[00:06:18] 那就更甭说

[00:06:20] 摆好酒菜

[00:06:21] 首先焚香焚香的同时

[00:06:25] 哎

[00:06:26] 给祝当今万岁

[00:06:28] 万寿无疆

[00:06:30] 他带头儿

[00:06:31] 冲着朝歌城啊

[00:06:34] 呃

[00:06:34] 大bi ba bi

[00:06:36] 这从小儿武成王司空见惯了

[00:06:42] 黄飞虎一霞

[00:06:45] 不像黄明说的这么简单呢

[00:06:48] 看来呀

[00:06:49] 过这个界牌关恐怕比前面三关呢

[00:06:54] 还要困难

[00:06:57] 刚想到这儿

[00:06:58] 只见界牌关炸女生

[00:07:04] 城门分为左右哒哒哒

[00:07:10] 千斤闸调起来

[00:07:13] 就看有打这城里头

[00:07:16] 一行行一队队一列列

[00:07:19] 这军校可就溜达出来

[00:07:22] 前边儿是500名长枪手哇

[00:07:27] 这些军校

[00:07:29] 黄滚式训练有方

[00:07:31] 也不知道这老爷子从哪儿挑来的

[00:07:35] 哪一个比一个棒

[00:07:38] 个个呀

[00:07:39] 身高都在九尺开外

[00:07:43] 练着呢

[00:07:43] 眉毛都立着

[00:07:44] 眼睛都捂着呀

[00:07:47] He 一个个

[00:07:49] 向同住铁打的一样

[00:07:52] 首先出来的是500名长枪手啊

[00:07:56] 手里拿的都是丈八蛇毛

[00:08:00] 红缨枪枪缨子

[00:08:01] 二尺多长

[00:08:03] 迎风这么一抖啊

[00:08:05] 绕眼度身

[00:08:08] 这些长枪

[00:08:08] 首钢分列在两旁

[00:08:11] 从后边又出来500名

[00:08:15] Xiao dao

[00:08:15] 守好家火

[00:08:19] 个头

[00:08:19] 跟前面那些军兵一边儿高

[00:08:23] 也不知道这老帅是从哪儿挑的

[00:08:27] 大概年纪啊

[00:08:28] 上下也差不了俩月吧

[00:08:32] 就看这些均小

[00:08:34] 怀里都抱着鬼头大刀

[00:08:37] 刀宽背儿厚

[00:08:38] 刃儿飞薄啊

[00:08:40] 刀都上一个大个儿的鬼头内鬼咧着嘴

[00:08:44] 嘴里叼着个宁麻花儿两边有赤金环子满口大小

[00:08:49] 一台被绑嘎嘣的一声臂膀

[00:08:51] 戈登底下听着都叫人善良

[00:08:56] 这些刀手刚站好

[00:08:58] 又从城里边儿杀出来500名虎头兵啊

[00:09:03] 一个个虎颏扣头虎皮披肩

[00:09:05] 从中医虎皮靴要背着弓挎着现代

[00:09:09] 左手提的都是虎头成排右手的了

[00:09:13] 短大雁翎刀

[00:09:16] 紧跟着杀出来是500匹

[00:09:19] 轻松烈马

[00:09:22] 这个人马出的官来

[00:09:25] 二龙出水堰鼻翅排开

[00:09:28] 紧跟着一通战鼓响

[00:09:30] 坑了他们一下

[00:09:32] 有的观众挑出一杆大旗来

[00:09:35] 这杆大旗是绿缎色的卡

[00:09:39] 金边走金线

[00:09:41] 尚秀几行大字

[00:09:43] 一关峡五官

[00:09:44] 五官总率正当中一个红

[00:09:47] 月光里边一个斗大的黄字

[00:09:51] 两扇门

[00:09:52] 其刷牙往左右

[00:09:55] 这么一卷

[00:09:56] 紧跟着马走銮铃声

[00:10:00] 一匹战马

[00:10:03] 冲出来

[00:10:04] 只见马上有一位老将

[00:10:08] J 老将军大概有七八十岁了吧

[00:10:13] 须发皆白眉毛

[00:10:15] 胡子全白了

[00:10:17] 可是红扑扑第一张脸呐

[00:10:20] 是一张娃娃脸

[00:10:22] 好吗

[00:10:24] 这叫鹤发童颜哪

[00:10:28] 看老人呐

[00:10:30] 大概已经接近耄耋之年了

[00:10:34] 可是精神仍在

[00:10:35] 少年头戴赤金

[00:10:38] 荷叶盔帅字盔

[00:10:41] 三岔灌顶

[00:10:42] 朱茵倒挂lo

[00:10:44] 海带泥排金钉

[00:10:46] 忻州大业黄金甲内衬大红袍

[00:10:52] 他的红袍和别人的炮不一样

[00:10:55] 上边儿是龙潭着蟒

[00:10:58] 翻身恰金边

[00:11:00] 走银线海水江崖呀

[00:11:03] 这件袍不是他想做就做

[00:11:06] 想穿就穿

[00:11:08] 那是皇帝亲手所赐啊

[00:11:11] 大红中衣

[00:11:12] 五彩虎头战靴

[00:11:15] 垮下卷毛狮子兽

[00:11:19] 这匹马和所有的码也不一样

[00:11:23] 啊

[00:11:24] 毛都打着卷儿

[00:11:26] 当两军作战的时候

[00:11:28] J 玛浑身上下夸一下鬃毛传炸开

[00:11:33] 当时是敌将就得大吃一惊

[00:11:36] 可就在你这吃惊的时候

[00:11:38] 老将军手起刀落

[00:11:41] 就把你的手机给取啦

[00:11:44] 看老姜累

[00:11:45] 呷一口龙泉宝剑

[00:11:48] 这口剑四尺四寸长啊

[00:11:53] 绿鲨鱼皮削筋通口

[00:11:55] 金兽面金饰点

[00:11:56] 灯笼穗子

[00:11:58] 四尺多长随风枝摆

[00:12:01] 老人手里横着一口大招

[00:12:04] J 到焦距是菲林

[00:12:07] 不叫刀了

[00:12:08] 应该叫连怎么回事儿

[00:12:11] 那个打刀的刀头三尺三寸三分三呐是刀把儿刀转都这么长的尺寸

[00:12:20] 刀背儿上都是狼牙锯齿啊

[00:12:24] 好家火J 叨叨面子宽

[00:12:27] 快赶上半扇门啊

[00:12:30] 别人不用说耍他

[00:12:31] 轮他提着恐怕都没这力气

[00:12:37] 马前有两个马桶啊

[00:12:40] 这俩玛同生的是前胸宽被判厚度的一憨那

[00:12:45] 浑身上下穿青挂皂清卷子

[00:12:50] 包头拧麻花买了一个英雄扣

[00:12:53] 身上穿着左大襟的绑绳扣寸白骨头纽扣给大志还粗的内容绳爬着虱子

[00:13:01] 怕咬着沙皮挺大袋有一巴掌宽尚待三环套月哈扣

[00:13:08] 大红的综艺

[00:13:10] 扎着裹腿

[00:13:11] 脚下一双蹬倒山

[00:13:13] 踢死牛

[00:13:14] 那就搬家业把撒鞋

[00:13:17] 怀里头都抱着短刀

[00:13:21] 在后边儿一人噎着一条

[00:13:25] 入围边

[00:13:27] 他是专管训着狮子兽的

[00:13:30] 俩马捅穿往两边儿这么一闪

[00:13:33] 老将军一催马就到了阵前他妈大刀这么一横

[00:13:39] 轻轻的

[00:13:41] 声音不大

[00:13:43] 但是啊

[00:13:44] 传得很远

[00:13:47] 一听这句话

[00:13:48] 就像在耳边打了个炸雷一样

[00:13:51] 老人说了句什么呀

[00:13:54] 黄飞虎

[00:13:55] 马前搭话

[00:13:59] 哎哟

[00:14:01] 武城王以及他手下的众将还那些家人

[00:14:06] 全都傻啦

[00:14:10] 怎么回事吓的呀

[00:14:12] 我这老爷子要干什么呀

[00:14:15] 瞧这架势

[00:14:18] 他比前面三关还厉害

[00:14:21] 肯定这是

[00:14:23] 这是不能让咱们过去啊

[00:14:25] 刚才啊

[00:14:27] 一个个那种回家的想法啊

[00:14:31] 那种啊放松放松

[00:14:33] 还有准备洗温泉的好妈全都跑到爪哇国去了

[00:14:41] 什么想法没有了都木了

[00:14:44] 一个个捏呆呆大瞪着俩眼

[00:14:47] 瞅着这位老帅

[00:14:50] 好的

[00:14:51] 半天

[00:14:52] 没一个大声的

[00:14:54] 也不知道是谁给武成王提了个醒

[00:14:58] 欠碎

[00:15:00] 哎哎

[00:15:01] 老爷子教您呢

[00:15:03] 武城王狠狠瞪了他一眼

[00:15:05] 什么意思

[00:15:06] 我听见了

[00:15:08] 你以为我耳背呀

[00:15:10] 我知道

[00:15:11] 叫我呢

[00:15:12] 我我怎么过去啊

[00:15:15] 怎么过去也得过去

[00:15:18] 一催胯下的五色神牛

[00:15:21] 你说这事儿也怪了

[00:15:23] 怎么怪了

[00:15:24] 要是每次五成王啪一催

[00:15:27] 这神牛啊

[00:15:28] 这牛哞的一声

[00:15:31] 把头这么一扎

[00:15:32] 尾巴一家嗖

[00:15:33] 一下子就过去了

[00:15:35] 内向打闪一样那么快

[00:15:38] 今儿个在老衰黄滚的面前

[00:15:43] 这牛也不像往日那么牛了

[00:15:48] 慢城市里慌慌张张

[00:15:52] 他说溜达过来了

[00:15:55] 吴成王一看那

[00:15:57] 行啊

[00:15:58] 就这距离吧

[00:16:00] 别再往前凑活了

[00:16:02] 我知道

[00:16:04] 富帅啊

[00:16:05] 耳音特好

[00:16:08] 你不用离他很近

[00:16:10] 也甭冲他嚷嚷

[00:16:12] 你轻声嘀咕两句

[00:16:14] 什么他听得清清楚楚的

[00:16:17] 吴成王在鞍桥上一欠身

[00:16:21] 供手施礼呀

[00:16:23] 富帅

[00:16:25] Er 飞虎

[00:16:27] 甲胄在身

[00:16:29] 不能瞎做集权Li

[00:16:33] 轻负率

[00:16:35] 恕罪

[00:16:36] 海哥

[00:16:37] 浙江

[00:16:39] 游离了

[00:16:43] 半天没回音儿

[00:16:46] 贾诚王

[00:16:47] 偷偷的

[00:16:49] 侧眼这么一看

[00:16:51] J 老爷子右手提着大刀

[00:16:55] 左手撕着长髯

[00:16:58] 眼睛都不眨

[00:17:01] 就这么瞅着

[00:17:02] 黄飞虎

[00:17:04] 不错

[00:17:05] 眼珠这么瞅着

[00:17:07] 把五成毛丑得只发毛感情这样一声不言语

[00:17:12] 瞪俩眼睛站在跟前

[00:17:14] 这一看这玩意儿也让人受不了啊

[00:17:18] 武城王翔

[00:17:19] 怎么啦

[00:17:21] 父亲生气了

[00:17:24] 您生气可以

[00:17:27] 您不理解

[00:17:27] 海尔也行

[00:17:29] 但是您可别气个好歹儿的呀

[00:17:32] 怎么这么半天也不说话呀

[00:17:35] 好不容易盼着老帅开口了

[00:17:42] 来者何人

[00:17:44] You

[00:17:46] 刚才啊报了名老人

[00:17:50] 没听清楚

[00:17:52] 还得说一遍

[00:17:54] 吴称王二次共守海尔

[00:17:58] 黄飞狐

[00:18:01] 啊

[00:18:01] 呸

[00:18:04] 得亏离得远呐

[00:18:07] 离得近

[00:18:07] 那就一满脸花全给踹上

[00:18:10] 吴成王的兵打了个冷颤

[00:18:14] 老爷子用手指了

[00:18:16] 指黄飞虎

[00:18:17] 哦

[00:18:19] 我党是何人

[00:18:22] 原来是叛国之臣

[00:18:26] 黄飞虎

[00:18:28] 原来是我黄门不幸养了你这样的孽子黄飞虎啊

[00:18:36] 你好大胆

[00:18:40] 你要知道

[00:18:42] 黄家七代忠良

[00:18:45] 万岁

[00:18:47] 带黄是不薄啊

[00:18:50] 自先朝以来呀

[00:18:53] 我们是代代三英灌顶玉带围腰

[00:18:57] 没想到啊

[00:19:00] 到底黄飞虎这儿啊

[00:19:03] 你居然敢反朝哥大战五门鞭伤天子

[00:19:10] 你今天有何面目来到我的界牌关

[00:19:16] 你想从这杀出去吗

[00:19:19] 我把你这无益的东西

[00:19:24] 你还懂不懂忠孝二字啊

[00:19:28] 为臣者进其中啊

[00:19:31] 为人子尽其效

[00:19:34] 人物忠孝怎能生在这天地两大之间称其是个人呢

[00:19:43] 黄飞虎

[00:19:45] 你要是

[00:19:47] 黄门的后代

[00:19:51] 听我说

[00:19:52] 赶快下坐骑

[00:19:54] 跪倒在此处

[00:19:56] 你看看

[00:19:58] 老人一挥手

[00:20:00] 后面儿说

[00:20:03] 好多飞虎旗往旁边儿这么一漂

[00:20:07] 100露出来20 辆囚车

[00:20:11] 求车

[00:20:12] 我已经打好了

[00:20:14] 而且囚车上边儿

[00:20:16] 都写着名字

[00:20:18] 内地一辆

[00:20:20] 哎

[00:20:20] 又宽敞又大

[00:20:21] 那辆车那是给你准备的

[00:20:25] 还用我让军校把你给

[00:20:28] 送到车里去吧

[00:20:30] 你就自己给我上秋车

[00:20:34] 喂饱我们黄家的忠义之名

[00:20:38] 我要把你亲自押送倒着咯

[00:20:43] 请万岁

[00:20:44] 开恩哪

[00:20:46] 给我们皇家留一条活命

[00:20:50] 然后

[00:20:51] 天资船只就把我们居家几百口一同推上市槽

[00:20:58] 晕

[00:20:58] 羊市口

[00:21:00] 问斩开刀啊

[00:21:03] 那叫罪有应得呀

[00:21:06] 赶快上囚车

[00:21:10] 没别的话可说了

[00:21:13] 老帅黄滚的脾气

[00:21:15] 武成王可知道

[00:21:17] 他是一个吐沫

[00:21:18] 一个钉儿

[00:21:19] 哎

[00:21:20] 说话

[00:21:22] 那是板上钉钉

[00:21:24] 从来这位老爷子话也不那么多

[00:21:28] 他说一句就是一句

[00:21:31] 他要认准了这事儿怎么办

[00:21:33] 你是八头牛

[00:21:35] 也甭想把他拽过来

[00:21:38] 吴成王

[00:21:40] 浑身直抖哇

[00:21:43] 不知道

[00:21:43] 他是急的

[00:21:44] 士气是冤枉的

[00:21:47] 好像还有很多很多的话

[00:21:50] 跟老父亲说说

[00:21:53] 想到这儿啊

[00:21:55] 武城王鼓足了勇气富帅

[00:21:59] Er 有几句话想禀明富帅

[00:22:04] 少说

[00:22:05] 我一个字都不听

[00:22:08] 赶快

[00:22:09] 尤达里的五色神牛上给我滚了下来

[00:22:15] 武城王想了想

[00:22:17] 别废话了

[00:22:19] 下去吧

[00:22:21] 自己已经落了一个不忠之臣

[00:22:25] 现在要不遵父命

[00:22:28] 把父亲气个好歹儿的再落一个不孝之子

[00:22:33] 那我就占全啦啊

[00:22:36] 那得有多少人指点我呀

[00:22:38] 千人所指无病死亡啊

[00:22:41] 我下去吧

[00:22:43] 五成王

[00:22:45] 甩的离开

[00:22:46] 要下午四神牛

[00:22:48] 就在这时

[00:22:49] 听后边有人大喊了一声吧

[00:22:53] 千岁

[00:22:54] 我要下坐骑

[00:22:56] 五成王一愣

[00:22:59] 这谁呀

[00:23:01] 他提缰绳扭项

[00:23:02] 回头一看

[00:23:03] 是大将黄名

[00:23:06] 黄民催马就过来

[00:23:09] 他把马缰绳往前这么一待

[00:23:11] 战马就横在了武成王的前边儿

[00:23:15] 冲着老帅黄瓜一共手

[00:23:18] 爷们儿

[00:23:19] 别来无恙

[00:23:22] 老帅黄滚一听这什么称呼啊啊

[00:23:26] 爷们儿

[00:23:28] 谁呀这是

[00:23:29] 老人家住目一打量

[00:23:32] 嗨氏黄明这小子

[00:23:35] 好

[00:23:36] 你个黄龄啊

[00:23:38] 我儿子黄飞虎啊

[00:23:40] 那是个忠义无双的人呢

[00:23:43] 他怎么能反出招咯

[00:23:45] 就因为教了你们这么几个倒霉朋友

[00:23:51] 得朋友已受朋友害呀啊

[00:23:55] 我们家出了点儿不幸的事情

[00:23:57] 你不知道解劝解劝

[00:24:00] 你还纵容我而反出招咯

[00:24:04] 我儿子那是随便造反的人吗

[00:24:08] 这罪过全在儿童啊

[00:24:10] 你有何面目到我的马钱来

[00:24:14] 拿手机来吧

[00:24:16] 老头儿这痛骂呀

[00:24:19] 这一通大骂呀

[00:24:21] 把大将黄明骂的是仰天大笑