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[00:00:01] 书接上文

[00:00:04] 西伯大头鬼

[00:00:05] 房书安

[00:00:07] 想要活捉郭长达

[00:00:11] 你想想容易吗

[00:00:13] 以他的能耐和身份

[00:00:16] 跟郭长达怎么比啊

[00:00:20] 但是

[00:00:21] 使劲投逼上了

[00:00:23] 也没有办法呀

[00:00:26] 还得说房书安有毒

[00:00:30] 当郭长达发现房书安跟着他

[00:00:35] 不由得火往上撞

[00:00:38] 现在国产大剧像疯了似的

[00:00:41] 就像输光了钱的赌徒

[00:00:43] 差不多少

[00:00:45] 用手指着房书

[00:00:47] 安史咬碎钢牙

[00:00:50] 姓方的

[00:00:51] 来吧

[00:00:53] 我正想报仇呢

[00:00:55] 你是个罪魁祸首

[00:00:58] 我把你撕烂了我都不解恨

[00:01:01] 拿命来

[00:01:05] 上了五次的屋就冲上去

[00:01:09] 老方下去抹头就跑呢吗

[00:01:18] 国昌拿追着没追上

[00:01:22] 一琢磨

[00:01:23] 算了

[00:01:24] 我就往远处跑啊

[00:01:28] 这光顾着追房书安了

[00:01:30] 越追越近

[00:01:31] 一会儿碰上三侠五义的人

[00:01:34] 我不是自投罗网吗

[00:01:37] 算啦

[00:01:40] 想到这

[00:01:40] 他不追了

[00:01:42] 转身

[00:01:43] 还奔东北跑

[00:01:46] 老方跑了一阵

[00:01:48] 回头一看

[00:01:49] 郭长达没来

[00:01:52] 这房书安也转身回来了

[00:01:54] 嗯啊

[00:01:56] 没敢追我

[00:01:58] 嘿嘿

[00:01:59] 你不敢追我

[00:02:01] 我可敢追你

[00:02:03] 我长大

[00:02:05] 你跑不了了

[00:02:08] 仓也追你来了

[00:02:12]

[00:02:16] 切磋国产党

[00:02:18] 跑了半里多地儿

[00:02:20] 回头一看

[00:02:21]

[00:02:22] 大头鬼又追上来了

[00:02:25] 不由得火往上撞

[00:02:28] 该死鬼

[00:02:30] 咱俩是前世的冤家

[00:02:33] 今世的对头

[00:02:35] 你以为我怕你吗

[00:02:38] 你这是死催了

[00:02:41] 国产达不跑了

[00:02:43] 转回身呢

[00:02:44] 是直铺房书安

[00:02:47] 方砖一看人家回来了

[00:02:50] 陌生人就跑

[00:02:52] 哎哟我的妈呀

[00:02:56] 书说简短

[00:02:58] 郭长达追

[00:02:59] 朕不敢追

[00:03:02] 你想算了

[00:03:04] 干脆逃我的命

[00:03:05] 拿着当臭狗屎

[00:03:07] 甭勒他

[00:03:10] 国产大转身就跑

[00:03:12] Ke 没跑

[00:03:13] 多远回头一看

[00:03:14] 房团还在后头跟着

[00:03:17] 您说这玩意腻味人不

[00:03:19] 冤魂缠腿

[00:03:22] 三斗两斗把郭长达实在气急了

[00:03:28] 听说豁出不跑去了

[00:03:31] 为了把他逮住

[00:03:33] 这小子太讨厌了

[00:03:36] 房书安第五次跑的时候

[00:03:38] 国产达是紧追不舍

[00:03:41] 三川两宿把老方给撵上

[00:03:45] 底下使了个扫堂腿

[00:03:47] 嗖、啪、噗

[00:03:50] 老方摔了个狗啃屎

[00:03:52] 摔的那个结实劲儿就甭提了

[00:03:56] 我让他上去用脚把它踩住

[00:03:59] 别动

[00:04:01] 刚说完你跑啊

[00:04:04] 有种你跑啊

[00:04:07] 这回你还有何书一抬起来

[00:04:13] 我有话跟你说

[00:04:15] 不听

[00:04:15] 不听就是不听

[00:04:19] 谁听你说话谁倒霉

[00:04:21] 嗯啊嗯嗯

[00:04:24] 他把梁片只是高高举起

[00:04:28] 换谁也不能言语

[00:04:31] 这房书安D 脸皮啊

[00:04:33] 是真厚啊

[00:04:36] 就到了现在

[00:04:37] 也不甘心

[00:04:38] 等等我说一句就一句

[00:04:41] 你听完了再砸死我也不喊一句

[00:04:47] 我长达一琢磨

[00:04:48] 他有什么可说的

[00:04:51] 好爸

[00:04:52] 你说吧

[00:04:53] 你讲财经我上不来气儿

[00:04:57] 我抬起脚来

[00:04:58] 你小子就跑了

[00:05:00] 我说过

[00:05:01] 啥呀

[00:05:02] 我能跑得了吗

[00:05:05] 你是老鹰

[00:05:06] 我是佳巧儿

[00:05:07] 我在你眼皮底下

[00:05:08] 你借我个胆子

[00:05:10] 我还跑得了吗

[00:05:12]

[00:05:13] 说的也是

[00:05:16] 我常常果然把脚抬起来

[00:05:19] 在看房团

[00:05:21] 一不慌

[00:05:22] 二不忙

[00:05:23] 从地上站起来

[00:05:25] 我说

[00:05:26] 倒也

[00:05:27] 我追你是有原因的

[00:05:30] 你想一想

[00:05:32] 凭我的能耐

[00:05:33] 借我撒胆子

[00:05:35] 我敢不敢追你

[00:05:37] 我想追上女友

[00:05:39] 见大事儿告诉你

[00:05:42] 你这人怎么不分远近

[00:05:45] 我不说

[00:05:47] 咱俩谁弱一点对头

[00:05:49] 有什么好说的

[00:05:51] 你告诉我这事儿还有好事吗

[00:05:54] 你你看你看你看

[00:05:57] 这也难怪呀

[00:05:59] 打仗打得双方都红了眼睛

[00:06:03] 就说好话

[00:06:06] 你也认为有Li

[00:06:08] 是这么回事儿

[00:06:10] 快说什么事儿

[00:06:12] 嗯嗯

[00:06:13] 谁偷听

[00:06:16] 胡昌达吓了一跳

[00:06:18] 他现在好像惊弓之灭国

[00:06:22] 就怕三侠五义

[00:06:23] 高人追回头一看

[00:06:26] 房书安一看机会来了

[00:06:28] 抹头就跑

[00:06:30] 没人儿

[00:06:31] 我想逃走

[00:06:35] 还把国产吧给气的光光只放屁

[00:06:39] 好哇

[00:06:41] 小子你跑不了

[00:06:44] 郭长吗

[00:06:45] 你又上当了

[00:06:47] 这回你再追

[00:06:48] 说什么我也教你追不上

[00:06:53] 这个过程他真气的红了眼睛

[00:06:56] 不顾不屑在乎的追她

[00:06:59] 老方主治的

[00:07:02] 那冒坏水儿一回好使

[00:07:05] 第二回就失效了

[00:07:07] 在叫郭长达追上

[00:07:09] 性命难保啊

[00:07:12]

[00:07:13] 房书安脑子一转

[00:07:15] GE 想起件事儿

[00:07:17] 对我怎么王了

[00:07:20] 我那个老祖宗跟我说过

[00:07:24] 在颈关节要的时候

[00:07:26] 实在不可解了

[00:07:29] 就让我吹

[00:07:31] 不管吹多大

[00:07:33] 他拖着

[00:07:35] 我怎么把这茬给忘了

[00:07:37] 哎呀

[00:07:38] 内老头来没来呀

[00:07:40] 我的老祖宗啊

[00:07:43] 你要是来了

[00:07:44] 就能助我一臂之力

[00:07:47] 想着点儿

[00:07:48] 房书安浑身热血沸腾

[00:07:51] 万般极度

[00:07:52] 回头一看

[00:07:53] 过场拿到了

[00:07:56] 老方也真急了

[00:07:58] 听说是福不是祸

[00:08:01] 是祸躲不过呀

[00:08:03] 咱再试一回看看

[00:08:06] 上传把大脑的不呆站著

[00:08:11] 这一嗓子

[00:08:13] 把郭长达还真吓着了

[00:08:16] 老道一蹦多高啊

[00:08:18] 脸偏重

[00:08:20] 听说话传不出爱

[00:08:22] 有病啊

[00:08:23] 他是疯了

[00:08:26] 干嘛这么咋呼无力啊

[00:08:29] 你天真而往哪里走

[00:08:33] 你呆着

[00:08:35] 郭长达呀

[00:08:38] 真是给你脸不要脸

[00:08:41]

[00:08:41] 刚才我说的话你记住没

[00:08:45] 我要没两下子我敢追你

[00:08:47] 不嗯

[00:08:49] 你分析分析

[00:08:52] 我要想追你我就有na ni 的办法

[00:08:57] 你死在眼前尚且不知

[00:09:01] 空为主门长啊

[00:09:05] 我说国产打压国产达呀

[00:09:10] 还用我跟你伸手吗

[00:09:13] 我离得你这么远

[00:09:15] 把巴掌一晃

[00:09:17] 我就给你来一下a

[00:09:20] 我让你知道知道方书安何许人也

[00:09:26] 你说什么你

[00:09:28] 咱俩离这么远

[00:09:29] 我就给你一巴掌

[00:09:30] 就能把你打个跟头

[00:09:32] 你信不信放狗臭屁

[00:09:37] 我常把嗷一声往前移动房书安

[00:09:41] 把眼睛给闭打卦

[00:09:45] 就这几张

[00:09:48] 你说神不神呢

[00:09:50] 房书安的手往前的一比

[00:09:54] 郭长达这脑门子是挨了重重一击啊

[00:10:02] 把郭常打打得眼前金星乱冒

[00:10:07] 脑袋嗡的一声

[00:10:08] 是阳面栽倒

[00:10:10] 量天尺也撒手

[00:10:14] 你看

[00:10:14] 揍得可不轻啊

[00:10:17] 方砖一看

[00:10:18] 我的妈呀

[00:10:19] 真行

[00:10:20] 哪一个老祖宗舅舅呢

[00:10:23] 我不会玩儿啊

[00:10:25] 老方高兴

[00:10:26] 左看右看

[00:10:29] 正在这时

[00:10:30] 树林里头转身出了个老头儿

[00:10:33] 一看正是帮忙的老祖宗

[00:10:37] 方砖赶紧跪下

[00:10:39] 我的老祖宗

[00:10:40] 我的亲祖宗

[00:10:42] 您是我的祖宗尖儿

[00:10:44] 老爷子又帮我的忙了起来

[00:10:47] 起来起来

[00:10:47] 哪那么多废话

[00:10:49] 耍什么贫嘴

[00:10:51] 还不过去把他拿住

[00:10:53]

[00:10:54] 对了

[00:10:54] 我怎么把这茬忘了

[00:10:56] 要逃了我后悔一辈子

[00:10:59] 防川

[00:11:00] 赶紧过来

[00:11:02] 郭长达都起不来了

[00:11:04] 你说这一长揍的有多中啊

[00:11:07] 再看老方把它撕

[00:11:09] 涛姐给到蒋二密

[00:11:11] 把他胳膊给他捆上

[00:11:13] 也捆完了

[00:11:15] 郭长达也清醒过来了

[00:11:18] A 放出安吗

[00:11:21] 我跟你玩不了你

[00:11:23] 哼什么你

[00:11:25] 哼什么你

[00:11:26] 完了你

[00:11:28] 说完玩不了

[00:11:30] 别看郭长达俩胳膊捆上两条腿

[00:11:34] 好使百年腿

[00:11:39] 飞舞着双腿

[00:11:40] Pi 方砖

[00:11:42] 方砖还真的到不了境界

[00:11:45] 那个老头手里拿着

[00:11:47] 徐然在旁边看着

[00:11:48]

[00:11:50] 也罢呀

[00:11:52] 人要临死之前

[00:11:54] 哪能老实的呢

[00:11:56] 小鸡儿临死还得抖了抖翅膀

[00:11:59] 墨鱼临死之前还得吐两口

[00:12:02] 莫嗨

[00:12:05] 别让你活受罪了

[00:12:08] 再看这老头

[00:12:09] 飞身已经跳过

[00:12:10] 长达身后

[00:12:11] 把双手伸出来

[00:12:14] 正好掐住郭长达的脑袋

[00:12:17] 拧坏了

[00:12:18] 嘎嘣

[00:12:19] 把大脖筋给拧断了

[00:12:23] 顿时

[00:12:23] 共产党员

[00:12:26] 脑子就当了

[00:12:29] 那还不当了

[00:12:31] Ma

[00:12:32] 就好像似死非死的这个样

[00:12:36] 两眼顿时无声

[00:12:38] 连话都说不出来了

[00:12:42] 方叔还在旁边呢吗

[00:12:44] 这老头儿可够狠的呀

[00:12:46] 你别看笑呵呵的鸟人这种re Lu Chi

[00:12:53] 你像那个

[00:12:53] 你心里想得了

[00:12:55] 他嘴里说出来了

[00:12:56] 让老头儿听见

[00:12:58] 方书安

[00:12:59] 你说我什么呢

[00:13:00]

[00:13:01] 我满嘴正喷粪呢

[00:13:03]

[00:13:04] 我高兴的不知道说什么好了

[00:13:07]

[00:13:07] 老爷子他怎么回事儿

[00:13:08] 铂金段了a

[00:13:11]

[00:13:12] 能咽气不

[00:13:13] 那当然了

[00:13:14] 用不了几天他就归位

[00:13:17] 那怎么办呢

[00:13:18] 我还想装活呢

[00:13:20] 现在还行吧

[00:13:22] 现在交给开封府

[00:13:24] 问他什么他知道

[00:13:26] 说你看这多老实啊

[00:13:29] 省得你整半道他在跑了呢

[00:13:31] 你说你也是老祖宗

[00:13:35]

[00:13:35] 你在哪儿呆着呢

[00:13:37] 我怎么一点儿都不知道

[00:13:39] 废话

[00:13:41] 要叫你知道还算世外的高人吗

[00:13:45]

[00:13:46]

[00:13:46] 说的有理

[00:13:48] 老祖宗

[00:13:49] 您真够意思

[00:13:50] 你可帮我的大忙了

[00:13:53] 算啦

[00:13:55] 现在家里的人可能都等着你了

[00:13:59] 快点把它扛回开封府去吧

[00:14:03] 老头说着从怀里拿出个大口袋

[00:14:07] 把它装在里边

[00:14:08] 哎哟

[00:14:10] 你想的可真周到啊

[00:14:13] 就这样

[00:14:14] 房书安把郭长达装到口袋里

[00:14:18] 把这量天尺剪起来也搁到口袋里

[00:14:21] 把口袋嘴儿系上

[00:14:24] 黑老爷子

[00:14:26] 我还有个小小的要求

[00:14:29] 你怎么那么多要求啊

[00:14:31] 还什么事儿

[00:14:33] 当然啦

[00:14:35] 我要问您的真实姓名、家乡何处

[00:14:40] 你肯定不会告诉我

[00:14:42] 但是我呢

[00:14:44] 想请您跟我同时敢问开封府

[00:14:49] 渐渐

[00:14:49] 我们相爷因为你给帮了大忙了

[00:14:54] 包成下也不当面谢谢你我觉得对不起你老人家

[00:15:00] 好医好药

[00:15:01] 皇上在八王千岁都得见见面

[00:15:06] 老爷子

[00:15:07] 你赏个脸怎么样

[00:15:10] 跟我去一趟啊

[00:15:15] 书案呢

[00:15:16] 这么跟你说

[00:15:18] 也许我说的话你不爱听

[00:15:22] 包的人是不错

[00:15:24] 但他是人

[00:15:26] 他不是神

[00:15:28] 对吧

[00:15:30] 我重进包的人

[00:15:32] 但是

[00:15:34] 我不喜欢溜须当官儿了

[00:15:37]

[00:15:38] 我到哪去了

[00:15:39] 包大人

[00:15:40] 挺高兴

[00:15:42]

[00:15:42] 如何如何

[00:15:43] 表彰我几句我就高兴啦

[00:15:46] 我不是内行人

[00:15:48] 皇上

[00:15:49] 当然贵为至尊

[00:15:52] 八王千岁

[00:15:53] 异国D 太上皇

[00:15:55] 想接见我

[00:15:57] 我早上脸上就贴金了

[00:16:01] 这个我都不稀罕

[00:16:04] 还是那句话

[00:16:06] 我是野外之人

[00:16:09] 我不想贪恋功名富贵

[00:16:13] 要想当官

[00:16:14] 就不是今天这样

[00:16:17] 那么

[00:16:17] 我为什么要给你帮忙呢

[00:16:20] 绝非是拿你当屁股往上爬

[00:16:24] 你也不值当让我做梯子

[00:16:27] 你懂吗

[00:16:30] 我老爷子那我就不明白了

[00:16:33] 那您图什么呢

[00:16:35] 不有那么句话吗

[00:16:37] 无利不起早儿

[00:16:39] 对不对啊

[00:16:41] 我对你也没

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[00:16:44] 对你也没什么好处

[00:16:45] 你又不欠我的情

[00:16:48] 那您这图什么

[00:16:52] 这一点

[00:16:54] 我可以奉告

[00:16:57] 你不了解内情

[00:17:00] 我呀

[00:17:00] 真欠你的钱

[00:17:03] China

[00:17:05] 你欠我的情对

[00:17:08] 我现在是为报恩而来

[00:17:11] 老a 有方书安丈二和尚摸不着脑袋了

[00:17:18] 其实话是怎么回事

[00:17:19] 我我什么时候教过他

[00:17:22] 哎呀

[00:17:22] 也背不住

[00:17:24] 但是想不起来了

[00:17:26] 老爷子

[00:17:27] 您不是跟我开玩笑吧啊

[00:17:30] 早说啊那

[00:17:32] 你不用瞎想啊

[00:17:34] 不是你直接对我有恩

[00:17:38] 有个人对我有恩

[00:17:41] 这个人跟你不分彼此

[00:17:46] 懂吗

[00:17:48] 那个人对我有恩

[00:17:50] 那个人跟你又不分彼此

[00:17:53] 我为了报答那个人

[00:17:55] 所以才给你帮忙啰嗦劲儿

[00:18:00] 我说那人是谁

[00:18:01] 无可奉告

[00:18:04] 将来见的你就清楚了

[00:18:07] 废话少说

[00:18:08] 快走吧

[00:18:11] 老爷子您不长脸

[00:18:13] 不跟我去

[00:18:14] 我觉得挺遗憾

[00:18:16] 那咱爷儿俩什么时候还能见面呢

[00:18:20]

[00:18:22] 也快

[00:18:24] 不过最近这个时期恐怕见不着面

[00:18:28] 我还有许多事需要办

[00:18:30] 老爷子那意思说咱俩现在就分手

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[00:18:35] 王老爷

[00:18:36] 你可不对啊

[00:18:38] 现在就分手

[00:18:40] 这么老远

[00:18:42] 我什么时候能回到东京

[00:18:44] 万一半道冒出几个贼来

[00:18:47] 再把共产党给救走了

[00:18:50] 我咋办

[00:18:51] 虽然国昌达是飞人吗

[00:18:54] 那那就走

[00:18:55] 那也是个麻烦事儿

[00:18:57]

[00:18:58] 老爷子你还得给我保

[00:18:59] 保镖把我护送回去a

[00:19:04] 我放出来

[00:19:05] 你这脸皮可真够厚的

[00:19:07] 那怎么办

[00:19:07] 身上我没能耐呢

[00:19:10] 好的

[00:19:12] Ka

[00:19:13] 我在后面跟着

[00:19:14] 哎呀

[00:19:15] 对咱爷俩是边走边谈

[00:19:19] 说话间

[00:19:20] 方书安扛起锅长达

[00:19:23] 老头跟着直奔京城

[00:19:27] 这地方没人

[00:19:30] 就他俩谈话

[00:19:31] 声音还很低

[00:19:34] 早说啊

[00:19:35] 老想套这老头儿的画

[00:19:38] 梅老祖宗什么事儿

[00:19:43] 哎呀

[00:19:43] 真难哪

[00:19:45] 您看看这八王擂有多难呢

[00:19:49] 我们费了多大力尽

[00:19:52] 才救回霸王潜水

[00:19:55] 看来这帮贼真不好对付

[00:19:59] 您老人家给帮忙

[00:20:01] 各位英雄好汉出力

[00:20:04] 老天爷睁眼

[00:20:06] 神佛保佑

[00:20:08] 现在一片云彩才散啦

[00:20:13] 总算长出了一口气呀

[00:20:18] 老头一听了的

[00:20:20] 怎么

[00:20:21] 你认为呢

[00:20:23] 莲花冠的是已结束

[00:20:26] 往后就没事儿了

[00:20:27] 那还有什么大事儿啊哈哈哈

[00:20:32] 瞎子

[00:20:34] 你把事看得太简单了

[00:20:37] 我告诉你

[00:20:39] 这是耗子拉木锨

[00:20:42] 大头在后头呢

[00:20:45] 您的货都在后面积攒着呢

[00:20:50] 你不要高兴得太早啊啊

[00:20:53] 据我所知

[00:20:55] 人已经布下天罗地网

[00:20:59] 一步、两步

[00:21:00] 三步

[00:21:02] 都给你们准备好了

[00:21:04] 嫂子

[00:21:06] 你瞪起眼睛干吧

[00:21:09] 莲花冠算个什么呢

[00:21:12] 往后的大事多得是

[00:21:15] 只要不死没个完

[00:21:19] 你问啊

[00:21:22] 听你这么一说

[00:21:23] 我活着都没意思

[00:21:26] 是那么严重吗

[00:21:28] 防摔

[00:21:29] 我能跟你开玩笑吗

[00:21:32] 是啊

[00:21:32] 老爷子

[00:21:33] 那怎么办呢

[00:21:35] 那还得仰仗各位高人帮忙

[00:21:38]

[00:21:38] 咱爷儿俩定个合同行不

[00:21:41] 什么合同

[00:21:43] 你们帮忙帮到底

[00:21:46] 救人救个活对不对

[00:21:49] 我没能耐

[00:21:50] 我这个饭桶

[00:21:51] 反正刚才也不知道您说的真地假地

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[00:21:56] 你报答人情也好

[00:21:58] 冲着人也罢

[00:22:00] 你直接给我帮忙

[00:22:02] 往后真要是那么多的事情

[00:22:05] 更得需要您帮忙

[00:22:07] 您老人家可千万别看笑话哈哈哈

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[00:22:14] 一言为B

[00:22:17] 不过最近几个月

[00:22:19] 恐怕我们的世界

[00:22:21] 我办完事了回来

[00:22:24] 你甭找我

[00:22:25] 我就能找着你

[00:22:27] 还是那句话

[00:22:29] 该吹你就吹

[00:22:32] 天塌下来我听着

[00:22:35] 管他是谁呢

[00:22:37] 咱谁都不怕

[00:22:39] 这个腰里掖冲牌谁玩

[00:22:42] 跟谁来懂吗

[00:22:44] 老总你说话可真幽默

[00:22:47] 行行行小孙孙

[00:22:50] 我是牢记在心

[00:22:52] A

[00:22:52] 老人家马上就进城了啊

[00:22:55] 天快亮了

[00:22:57] 20万呢

[00:22:58] 我跟着你诸多不便

[00:23:01] 到了这儿估计也不会有什么事儿了

[00:23:04] 再见

[00:23:04] 快看这

[00:23:06] 方帆刚想拦着

[00:23:08] 再看老头

[00:23:09] 三晃两晃

[00:23:11] 足迹不见

[00:23:15] 这就是以往的经过

[00:23:18] 但是房书安呢

[00:23:19] 听了老头的话

[00:23:21] 不能说实情

[00:23:23] 这老头最反对了

[00:23:26] 所以房书安才把郭长达扛回

[00:23:30] 开封府