《Lumbered》歌词

[00:00:00] There are lots of words that mean

[00:00:02] You've been landed in the cart

[00:00:05] But i've found a new one better than the rest

[00:00:10] It's a little word called lumbered

[00:00:13] And i speaks it from the 'eart

[00:00:16] When it comes to getting lumbered i'm the best

[00:00:24] I get l-u-m-b-e-r-e-d lumbered

[00:00:28] It's enough to drive a fella round the bend

[00:00:33] Once i found a four leafed clover

[00:00:35] And a lorry ran me over

[00:00:37] So you see i still got lumbered in me end

[00:00:40] Like the time i crossed a gypsy's palm with silver

[00:00:45] And she said 'there's a stranger in your life'

[00:00:49] I got l-u-m-b-e-r-e-d lumbered

[00:00:53] 'Cos the stranger caught me with his wife

[00:00:56] I get l-u-m-b-e-r-e-d lumbered

[00:01:01] Once i won two hundred thousand on the pools

[00:01:05] So i handed in me ticket

[00:01:07] Told the foreman where to stick it

[00:01:09] And i told him that includes me bag of tools

[00:01:13] Then i bought meself an 'aase in monte carlo

[00:01:16] (ahem house)

[00:01:17] I was putting on me suit to catch the boat

[00:01:21] When i found that i'd been well and truly lumbered

[00:01:25] 'Cos the coupon was still in me coat

[00:01:29] If i ever get me hands upon the idiot who wrote

[00:01:34] 'Into every life a little rain must fall'

[00:01:38] I shall take his book of poems

[00:01:40] And i'll stuff them up his throat

[00:01:42] 'Cos it seems to me as though i get it all

[00:01:46] I get l-u-m-b-e-r-e-d lumbered yeah

[00:01:50] And my luck with womengs just too rough for words

[00:01:54] On a foursome or a twosome

[00:01:57] Guess who gets the one that's gruesome

[00:01:59] Me address book's full of really ugly birds

[00:02:02] But one day i met a lovely little darling

[00:02:06] 'Bout the only bit of luck i've ever had

[00:02:10] I took her come to meet the family and got lumbered

[00:02:14] 'Cos me darling ran off with me dad

[00:02:19] I get l-u-m-b-e-r-e-d lumbered

[00:02:23] And the latest lumber makes me want to spit

[00:02:27] I wrote newley a long letter

[00:02:29] Saying why arengt pop songs better

[00:02:31] He put music to it and it was a hit

[00:02:35] Everywhere i go i hear his flaming number

[00:02:39] In the chinese his parade it's number ten

[00:02:42] (yen ten)

[00:02:43] It's called 'l-u-m-b-e-r-e-d lumbered'

[00:02:47] But i'm never gonna get never gonna get

[00:02:49] Never never never gonna get never gonna get

[00:02:51] Never never never gonna get lumbered again

[00:02:58] Lumbered - Lonnie Donegan