《Word Crimes(Karaoke Version)》歌词

[00:00:00] Word Crimes (Karaoke Version) (Originally Performed by Weird Al Yankovic) - Singer's Edge Karaoke (卡拉OK)

[00:00:49] Good time

[00:00:51] To learn some grammar

[00:00:54] Now did I stammer

[00:00:55] Work on that grammar

[00:00:57] You should know when

[00:00:59] It's less or it's fewer

[00:01:01] Like people who were

[00:01:03] Never raised in a sewer

[00:01:05] I hate these word crimes

[00:01:07] Like I could care less

[00:01:09] That means you do care

[00:01:11] At least a little

[00:01:13] Don't be a moron

[00:01:15] You'd better slow down

[00:01:17] And use the right pronoun

[00:01:19] Show the world you're no clown

[00:01:20] Everybody wise up

[00:01:27] You would not use it's in this case

[00:01:29] As a possessive

[00:01:34] Well it's a group of words

[00:01:35] By the omission of a sound or letter

[00:01:52] Are you

[00:01:54] Are words not letters

[00:01:56] Get it together

[00:01:58] Use your spellchecker

[00:02:00] You should never

[00:02:02] Write words using numbers

[00:02:04] Unless you're seven

[00:02:06] Or your name is Prince

[00:02:07] I hate these word crimes

[00:02:10] You really need a

[00:02:12] Full time proofreader

[00:02:15] You dumb mouth-breather

[00:02:16] Well you should hire

[00:02:18] Some cunning linguist

[00:02:20] To help you distinguish

[00:02:22] What is proper English

[00:02:23] Everybody wise up

[00:02:39] Everybody wise up

[00:02:48] Just now

[00:02:49] You said

[00:02:54] Everybody wise up

[00:02:55] E-mail

[00:02:57] It's quite apparent

[00:02:59] Your grammar's errant

[00:03:01] You're incoherent

[00:03:03] Saw your blog post

[00:03:05] It's really fantastic

[00:03:07] That was sarcastic Oh psych

[00:03:09] 'Cause you write like a spastic

[00:03:11] I hate these Word Crimes

[00:03:13] Your prose is dopey

[00:03:15] Think you should only

[00:03:17] Write in emoji

[00:03:18] Oh you're a lost cause

[00:03:21] Go back to pre-school

[00:03:23] Get out of the gene pool

[00:03:25] Try your best to not drool

[00:03:37] Go Away