《Harry Potter and the Drunk Teenage Animals Escaping from Zoos(Explicit)》歌词

[00:00:00] Harry Potter and the Drunk Teenage Animals Escaping from Zoos - The Axis of Awesome (厉害轴心)
[00:00:08] It's a troubled world
[00:00:10] Have you seen the news
[00:00:12] Kids of today in a haze of booze
[00:00:16] Someone wake me up from this crazy dream
[00:00:20] Little Janie's got a date with jim beam
[00:00:24] But this horrible curse
[00:00:28] Oh it just keeps getting worse
[00:00:32] A kids birthday party
[00:00:36] Sponsored by Bacardi
[00:00:40] Put down that momosa
[00:00:42] Wingardium Leviosa
[00:00:44] Janie what have you been thinking
[00:00:46] Expliarmus teenage drinking
[00:00:48] Let Harry Potter kick your habit
[00:00:51] So drop that drink just sorting hat it
[00:00:57] Jordan what are you doing
[00:00:57] Harry Potter
[00:00:58] Why
[00:00:58] He is the best
[00:00:59] Yeah look but that's not what the songs about
[00:01:01] No but is what the songs about
[00:01:02] Harry Potter has a magic wand
[00:01:04] And with his magic wand
[00:01:05] Harry Potter can stop teenage drinking
[00:01:07] What
[00:01:08] In fact Harry Potter can solve
[00:01:09] All of the worlds problems
[00:01:10] Listen
[00:01:12] He'll stop hunger put an end to pollution
[00:01:16] Yeah Harry Potter is the ultimate solution
[00:01:20] He'll stop global warming and all the rape
[00:01:24] Just like he stopped Professor Snape
[00:01:28] So let your cauldron bubble
[00:01:32] And lets all forget our troubles
[00:01:36] Don't be feeling down or depressed
[00:01:40] Just climb aboard the Hogwarts Express
[00:01:44] Forget all you sins
[00:01:46] Come with Ron and the Weasley twins
[00:01:48] If your wife is being a whore
[00:01:50] 50 points to Griffyndor
[00:01:52] If you're burnt by a Goblet of Fire
[00:01:56] Just jump on your broomstick
[00:01:57] It's time to get higher
[00:02:20] Yo whether you're a muggle a wizard or a witch
[00:02:22] If you got that itch then catch that snitch
[00:02:24] He'll solve your problems no matter how tragic
[00:02:26] Harry Potter He's f**king magic
[00:02:28] No cure for AIDS so you thought
[00:02:30] He'll smack it down just like voldemort
[00:02:31] He'll never admit defeat about Harry
[00:02:33] Yeah if he were blind who would make me see
[00:02:36] Slytherin and Ravenclaw even Hufflepuff and Gryffindor
[00:02:40] Open the door get on the floor everybody do the dumbledore
[00:02:44] Come on benny don't be a stranger
[00:02:45] Aloha Mora Hermione Granger
[00:02:48] But I can't read
[00:02:49] Don't weep or cry
[00:02:50] There's books on tape by stephen fry
[00:02:52] So if you're looking for that extra jolt
[00:02:55] Choose that boy who lived with the lightning bolt
[00:02:59] On his forehead
[00:03:00] And here's one extra final piece of news yeah
[00:03:04] Got to stop those animals escaping from Zoos
[00:03:08] Something else for all of you non believers
[00:03:11] The people responsible are careless zookeepers
[00:03:16] Late at nights when they leave open the cages
[00:03:20] I find it we find it Outrageous
[00:03:24] Outrageous
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