《Pie(The Rock)》歌词

[00:00:00] Pie (The Rock) [feat. Slick Rick

[00:00:00] Ha ha ha

[00:00:06] Hmm

[00:00:08] Hmm mmm mmm

[00:00:09] You know the rock's gonna

[00:00:10] Tell you a little story

[00:00:12] You ain't gonna believe it

[00:00:13] But he's gonna tell you anyway

[00:00:16] It's tough to be the rock

[00:00:18] Ah na na shut your mouth no no

[00:00:20] It really is

[00:00:23] Even though the rock is

[00:00:24] The rock is the most electrifying man

[00:00:27] In all of showbiz

[00:00:29] You see when the rock gets

[00:00:30] Too much

[00:00:31] Too much of the fame

[00:00:33] And all the bright lights

[00:00:35] Too much

[00:00:36] He likes to kick back and have

[00:00:38] A slice of that unadulterated delight

[00:00:44] Welcome to rick's bakery can I help

[00:00:46] Wait a minute

[00:00:47] Aren't you the famous rock

[00:00:49] Yeah the rock the people's champ in the house

[00:00:51] What's happenin slick

[00:00:51] Oh my god hey how you doing

[00:00:52] Guy listen you gotta take a picture

[00:00:53] Before you leave guy

[00:00:54] Whoa

[00:00:54] The rock don't wanna take pictures

[00:00:55] The rock just wants a piece of pie

[00:00:56] You gotta any of that in this bakery

[00:00:58] Oh I got every kinda pie you can think of

[00:00:59] I got strawberry pie blueberry pie

[00:01:01] Blueberry what

[00:01:01] Apple pie ah nah no no whoa whoa whoa

[00:01:03] Actually slick it doesn't matter

[00:01:05] What type of pie you have

[00:01:07] Let the rock tell you a little story about pie

[00:01:13] Drivin' down south though quickly aroused

[00:01:15] When my car caught a flat

[00:01:17] And then this old farm house

[00:01:18] I hope somebody's home

[00:01:19] Takin' a chance at it

[00:01:21] Knocked on the door and this fine chick answered

[00:01:23] You're the rock can I use your phone

[00:01:25] I'm shakin' sure if you try some of this pie

[00:01:28] I'm makin

[00:01:28] Daisy dukes shorts on five foot stood

[00:01:31] Said sure what the heck I mean it did smell good

[00:01:33] So when she caught rock in the

[00:01:34] Kitchen towards to rate her

[00:01:36] There's her grandmother aunt and a chinese neighbor

[00:01:47] Well the rock is gonna tell you again

[00:01:49] You see it's tough to be the rock

[00:01:52] Yeah the rock knows that might sound crass

[00:01:56] Oh and by the way

[00:01:57] All you jabroni's in the locker room

[00:02:00] You can all come kiss the rock's ass

[00:02:03] 'Cause you know after the rock lays a smackdown

[00:02:06] On some big fat ugly hermaphrodite

[00:02:10] The rock needs a little distraction

[00:02:13] And a slice sounds just right

[00:02:18] The rock's thanks ladies and more kind words

[00:02:21] Grandmother said be polite eat mine first

[00:02:24] So I sat down tried her she looked quite glad

[00:02:26] Had a strange tastin mold but it wasn't so bad

[00:02:29] That's right the rock havin pie in the country

[00:02:31] Devoured here's her aunt and stella was hungry

[00:02:34] That's all rock said bored readin' the paper

[00:02:36] Til finally a plate of the next door neighbors

[00:02:39] Dogged it down fast 'cause it really did please

[00:02:41] I mean it tasted so good rock was talkin' chinese

[00:02:45] Ching bang wing gon aii that good pie

[00:02:50] Oh that's the pie you was talkin' about

[00:02:52] Oh yeah

[00:02:52] The rock nose sun you can smake nough

[00:02:56] It's tough to be the rock

[00:02:59] No no no

[00:03:00] It really is even

[00:03:03] Because you are know

[00:03:04] The rock is the most electrifying

[00:03:07] Man in all of showbiz

[00:03:10] You see when the rock gets

[00:03:11] Too much too much

[00:03:12] Too much of the fame

[00:03:13] And all the bright lights

[00:03:16] He likes to kick back and have a slice

[00:03:19] No no no no no

[00:03:20] Yeah the rock is ada hold on high

[00:03:23] Sweet sweet

[00:03:27] Da dada