《Ce N’Est Pas Ma Faute(It’s Not My Fault)(Smash Cast Version)》歌词

[00:00:00] Ce N'Est Pas Ma Faute (It's Not My Fault) [feat. Sean Hayes

[00:00:01] Some men are born with money

[00:00:03] Some men are born with looks

[00:00:05] Some men are born with knowledge

[00:00:07] You won't find in Descartes' books

[00:00:10] One man is given talent

[00:00:11] While one is born with strength

[00:00:13] Some men are born with shoulders wide

[00:00:16] While some endowed with length

[00:00:18] But once in every century there comes a blessed morn

[00:00:22] A man like moi with all the gifts

[00:00:24] I've listed here is born

[00:00:27] So this has been my credo since I was very young

[00:00:30] I say "It's not my fault" or to put it in my tongue:

[00:00:37] "Ce n'est pas ma faute"

[00:00:40] I'm really not to blame

[00:00:43] I fear you'll have to ask the Lord above

[00:00:45] Why men do not come out the same

[00:00:47] The day that I was born

[00:00:50] I crowned just like a prince it's true

[00:00:52] A nursemaid pinched my derriere

[00:00:54] And ladies have been pinching ever since

[00:00:56] Whoo

[00:00:57] My mother heard me cry

[00:00:59] She offered up her breast

[00:01:01] Then as a man I learned to use

[00:01:03] That sad routine to sample all the rest

[00:01:06] But when I list my conquests

[00:01:08] It's certainly not meant to gloat

[00:01:11] It's to remind you all that ce n'est pas ma faute

[00:01:15] Ce n'est pas ma faute

[00:01:17] I've caused so many rifts

[00:01:20] It's truly both a blessing and a curse

[00:01:21] That I must always share these gifts

[00:01:24] A tutor named Claudine

[00:01:26] Once taught me all she knew

[00:01:29] And when I had exhausted all she had

[00:01:31] Then I taught her a thing or two

[00:01:33] The pantry was the place

[00:01:35] A serving wench Suzette (Nice crepes)

[00:01:38] Taught me a brand-new recipe

[00:01:39] Then had me serve it to her on brochette

[00:01:42] And so I say to all the crying cuckolds

[00:01:45] With their hands around my throat

[00:01:47] "I'll have her home by ten"

[00:01:48] And ce n'est pas ma faute

[00:01:53] En garde Coupe And coup d'arret

[00:01:54] The pesky duels won't go away

[00:01:56] It's simply not my fault that I'm adored

[00:01:59] Touche seconde arete riposte

[00:02:00] It's just a fact I do not boast

[00:02:02] I'm blessed with something mightier

[00:02:03] Than either pen or sword

[00:02:05] Now dance wenches dance

[00:02:31] Ce n'est pas ma faute

[00:02:32] He's really not to blame

[00:02:34] The problem is the moth

[00:02:35] That's always circling the flame

[00:02:37] Ce n'est pas ma faute

[00:02:38] It's really not his fault

[00:02:40] I'm gifted with a treasure

[00:02:41] So why keep it in the vault

[00:02:43] Ce n'est pas ma faute

[00:02:44] Please don't castrate the bull

[00:02:46] I beg you don't demagnetize the magnet for it's pull

[00:02:48] Oh

[00:02:49] Pull

[00:02:49] Oh

[00:02:49] Pull

[00:02:50] Oh

[00:02:50] So if you want to find me

[00:02:52] I'll be pitching tents beneath your petticoat

[00:02:53] I see what keeps this lass afloat

[00:02:55] I choose this wench to motorboat

[00:02:56] No sheep is safe from this old goat

[00:02:58] I'll need some help on this last note

[00:03:00] Yes ce n'est pas ma faute

[00:03:13] Oh are we finished