《Privateers Of The Public Airwaves》歌词

[00:00:00] Privateers Of The Public Airwaves - The Foremen

[00:00:04] We're Privateers Privateers Privateers

[00:00:07] Of the Public Airwaves

[00:00:11] Beware ye Public Broadcasters

[00:00:13] We're comin' for to scuttle your scurvy membership

[00:00:17] We'll be about as subtle as a sloop upon a slip

[00:00:21] There ain't no damn rebuttal what'll button up our lip

[00:00:24] Prepare to take a dip

[00:00:27] We're ravaging your culture we're pillaging ad hoc

[00:00:31] Don't bother to consult yer stars or talk yer dandy talk

[00:00:35] For yonder be a vulture circling with a budget hawk

[00:00:38] So down the plank Squawk

[00:00:41] Audio-ho-ho

[00:00:43] Video-ho-ho

[00:00:45] You're sinkin' fast you'll never last

[00:00:46] So stand avast ye knaves

[00:00:48] We're privateers privateers privateers

[00:00:51] Of the Public Airwaves

[00:00:56] We wear a patch of black over both our pirate eyes

[00:00:59] We'll cut you with a Draconian saber down to size

[00:01:03] 'Cause we got our tobacco and our rum to subsidize

[00:01:07] Not to mention shakes and fries

[00:01:10] We're raisin' up our standard so you can lower yours

[00:01:13] We'll see you slashed and slandered

[00:01:15] And abandoned on the shores

[00:01:17] Then sail away to grander days and blander metaphors

[00:01:21] It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood

[00:01:23] Bring on the media whores

[00:01:25] Audio-ho-ho

[00:01:27] Video-ho-ho

[00:01:29] You're sinkin' fast you'll never last

[00:01:31] Another blast of our bombast

[00:01:33] So stand avast ye knaves

[00:01:35] We're privateers privateers privateers

[00:01:38] Of the Public Airwaves

[00:01:42] We've carved a bucket o' blubber

[00:01:44] From every liberal lubber

[00:01:45] And to the bottom fought 'em

[00:01:47] As we wished 'em pleasant journey

[00:01:49] We're gaggin' every elitist and every Sesame Streetist

[00:01:53] We're throwin' Grover over

[00:01:54] And the same with Bert and Ernie

[00:02:02] We believe in the three R's Arr Arr and Arr

[00:02:06] And your many miscellanies they haven't made a dent

[00:02:10] Can't stop a pirate when he's in a cutthroat sentiment

[00:02:14] We're pinchin' all your pennies

[00:02:15] 'Cause we can't afford dissent

[00:02:17] You'll like it at the bottom

[00:02:19] 'Cause that's where the First Amendment

[00:02:22] Went

[00:02:23] Audio-ho-ho

[00:02:24] Video-ho-ho

[00:02:26] We'll split asunder rape and plunder

[00:02:28] Send 'er under and defund 'er

[00:02:30] Hear the thunder of our blunderbuss

[00:02:33] We're buckaneers

[00:02:35] Prick up yer friggin' ears

[00:02:37] May the market force be with ya

[00:02:39] Tough luck an' 'ere's to us