《第45集》歌词

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[00:00:00] 俗话说

[00:00:02] 天有不测的风云

[00:00:06] 人有旦夕祸福

[00:00:09] 又倒是人算不如天算

[00:00:14] 就拿于成龙来说

[00:00:16] 又困在遵义城中

[00:00:20] 囊中羞涩呀

[00:00:23] 跟七年多以前上罗城上任的时候大同小异

[00:00:30] 这没钱不行啊

[00:00:33] 人要没钱

[00:00:34] 就等于断了血脉

[00:00:37] 还得去河州上任呢

[00:00:39] 人吃马喂

[00:00:41] 还得结账

[00:00:43] 拿什么给人家

[00:00:45] 诶

[00:00:47] 姓金的这个盲人有用上了

[00:00:51] 利用雨天客人们都不能上街的机会

[00:00:56] 在堂屋摆起了卦摊儿

[00:00:59] 朝清在旁边帮着他

[00:01:02] 诶

[00:01:03] 人们自动的围拢上来

[00:01:06] 一看上面写的是大刘运卦

[00:01:09] 未卜先知

[00:01:11] 算的不准

[00:01:13] 三倍偿还

[00:01:16] 就是算的不准

[00:01:18] 返回你三倍的价钱

[00:01:21] 诶

[00:01:22] 人们指手划脚

[00:01:23] 认为这个盲人啊

[00:01:25] 真能吹

[00:01:27] 还真有算的

[00:01:30] 单说于成龙

[00:01:32] 于成龙心里头不是滋味儿

[00:01:35] 倒在床上辗转反侧

[00:01:39] 想睡又睡不着

[00:01:40] 心里腻歪

[00:01:42] 就盘算着怎么能到河州

[00:01:46] 这个钱怎么个解决

[00:01:49] 呀

[00:01:49] 心说这朝清真有意思

[00:01:52] 架着这个盲人算卦啊

[00:01:55] 挣钱去了

[00:01:57] 我能叫盲人给我垫付钱吗

[00:02:00] 这不是笑话

[00:02:02] 可心里头一腻歪

[00:02:03] 睡不着了

[00:02:04] 翻身坐起来

[00:02:06] 哎呀

[00:02:07] 于成龙一琢磨

[00:02:08] 闲着也没事儿

[00:02:09] 我也去凑个热闹

[00:02:11] 看看这个易经到底怎么回事儿

[00:02:16] 姓金的这位先生算的准还是不准

[00:02:20] 于成龙信步也到了堂屋

[00:02:24] 拿了把椅子往旁边一坐在这儿看热闹

[00:02:28] 这会儿刚有个人算完

[00:02:31] 这人是赞不绝口

[00:02:33] 嗯

[00:02:33] 准呢

[00:02:34] 诶真不错呀

[00:02:36] 说的真准

[00:02:38] 诶就挣了两份钱

[00:02:41] 朝清啊

[00:02:43] 乐得嘴都合不拢了

[00:02:45] 哪位算哪位

[00:02:47] 请过来哪位算算的真准

[00:02:50] 他在旁边给帮腔

[00:02:53] 这时候人群外头有个胖子

[00:02:56] 看那意思

[00:02:58] 想算又不想算

[00:03:01] 不想算吧

[00:03:03] 还想算

[00:03:04] 犹豫了半天

[00:03:06] 终于下了决心

[00:03:08] 分开

[00:03:09] 众人坐到金先生对面

[00:03:12] 先生

[00:03:14] 给我算一卦

[00:03:17] 金先生眼睛眨巴眨巴

[00:03:20] 哦哦哦

[00:03:21] 好

[00:03:22] 欢迎欢迎啊

[00:03:24] 客观

[00:03:26] 您问了

[00:03:27] 挂资了吗

[00:03:29] 嗯

[00:03:30] 没问了

[00:03:32] 给旁人算

[00:03:33] 有钱没钱随便

[00:03:37] 给您要算这卦字就不一般了

[00:03:41] 那那为什么呢

[00:03:44] 你跟他们都不一样

[00:03:46] 你要算这卦

[00:03:49] 得收纹银十两啊

[00:03:52] 啊

[00:03:53] 多少钱

[00:03:54] 十两纹银我才能算

[00:03:58] 少一点不能给你算我我你

[00:04:02] 你蒙人呢

[00:04:04] 哪有这么贵的瓜子啊

[00:04:06] 大伙儿听一听

[00:04:07] 十两银子

[00:04:09] 那够一个打工的干一年挣来的钱呢

[00:04:14] 诶够一个穷苦之家吃一年的了

[00:04:18] 哪有这么贵的

[00:04:19] 不算了不算了

[00:04:22] 金忙人乐了

[00:04:23] 哈哈

[00:04:25] 好好好

[00:04:26] 请便算

[00:04:28] 你就算不算拉倒啊

[00:04:31] 方才我说了

[00:04:33] 你跟旁人不一样

[00:04:35] 你这卦是至关重要的

[00:04:39] 所以我才多收钱

[00:04:41] 另外再跟先生您说呀

[00:04:45] 那穷苦人一年挣那俩钱儿

[00:04:48] 吃都顾不上

[00:04:50] 能跑这儿算卦来吗

[00:04:52] 嗯

[00:04:53] 只有你做大买卖的

[00:04:55] 日进斗金

[00:04:57] 你才算得起

[00:04:59] 我收你十两银子

[00:05:01] 不算多呀

[00:05:06] 胖子一听

[00:05:07] 心里一翻个

[00:05:08] 心说

[00:05:09] 他怎么知道我做大买卖的

[00:05:11] 他

[00:05:12] 他双目失明

[00:05:13] 他也看不见呢

[00:05:16] 胖子犹豫一下

[00:05:17] 又坐下了

[00:05:19] 行行行

[00:05:20] 反正下雨天也出不了门

[00:05:23] 买卖也做不成

[00:05:25] 我就认个倒霉

[00:05:28] 花他十两

[00:05:31] 说是在兜里

[00:05:32] 一伸手

[00:05:33] 拿出十两一个元宝

[00:05:36] 往前一递

[00:05:38] 哎呀

[00:05:38] 在场的人哦

[00:05:40] 十啊

[00:05:42] 十两银子

[00:05:45] 这也太贵点儿了

[00:05:47] 嗯

[00:05:48] 这胖子

[00:05:49] 真舍得

[00:05:51] 姓金的先生伸手把银子拿过来

[00:05:55] 拿舌头舔舔

[00:05:57] 还拿牙咬咬

[00:05:58] 什么意思

[00:06:00] 看着银子是真的是假的

[00:06:02] 成色怎么样

[00:06:04] 舔一舔

[00:06:05] 从味道里头他就知道

[00:06:07] 咬一咬

[00:06:08] 软硬他也清楚

[00:06:11] 就递给身旁的朝清

[00:06:14] 朝清一琢磨

[00:06:15] 方才两份再加这十两不也真行

[00:06:19] 但他又担心你收人家十两银子也算不准

[00:06:25] 你得三倍包赔呀

[00:06:29] 我的妈呀

[00:06:30] 真要包赔

[00:06:32] 三倍还不够呢

[00:06:34] 心咚咚咚咚直跳

[00:06:36] 偷眼观看

[00:06:38] 金先生稳如泰山

[00:06:42] 呃

[00:06:44] 你想问什么呢

[00:06:46] 胖子乐了

[00:06:48] 那还用说吗

[00:06:50] 我是买卖人呢

[00:06:52] 买卖人离不开个钱字啊

[00:06:56] 自然

[00:06:56] 我问一问我的买卖好还是买卖坏

[00:07:01] 估摸着能赚多少钱

[00:07:04] 就问这件事儿

[00:07:07] 嗯

[00:07:09] 金先生点了点头

[00:07:11] 不错

[00:07:13] 哎呀

[00:07:13] 您是做药材生意的吧

[00:07:16] 哼

[00:07:18] 胖子大吃一惊

[00:07:20] 心说

[00:07:21] 是啊

[00:07:23] 我从广东净批发那名贵的药材

[00:07:29] 往北方来销售

[00:07:31] 他怎么知道我我是贩卖药材的呢

[00:07:35] 看来是神瞎子有两下子

[00:07:39] 心里就服了

[00:07:41] 喂

[00:07:42] 先生所说不假

[00:07:45] 我是药材商人

[00:07:47] 怎么样

[00:07:49] 您这买卖做的还够大的

[00:07:52] 我说先生

[00:07:54] 要说你做药材生意

[00:07:57] 是跟你夫人呢

[00:07:59] 因为吵架逼出来的对不对

[00:08:03] 说实话啊

[00:08:05] 要没有你夫人跟你吵一架

[00:08:08] 你也不至于离家出走

[00:08:11] 有这事儿没有

[00:08:13] 哎哟

[00:08:13] 我的妈呀

[00:08:14] 胖子脸上的胖肉蹦了两下

[00:08:18] 怎么这么准呢

[00:08:20] 可不是吗

[00:08:22] 我要倒腾药材

[00:08:24] 我夫人就不同意

[00:08:26] 为了这个事儿

[00:08:27] 我们俩打的把盘子都摔了

[00:08:29] 把茶壶也摔了

[00:08:31] 我是负气离家出走的

[00:08:34] 这怎么他都能算出来

[00:08:37] 也太灵了

[00:08:39] 胖子是心服口服啊

[00:08:43] 先生

[00:08:44] 你说的太对了

[00:08:47] 那请问先生

[00:08:49] 您说我此次这买卖能赚钱呢还是赔钱

[00:08:55] 估摸着能赚多少钱

[00:08:58] 哎呀

[00:09:00] 你把手伸出来

[00:09:02] 男左女右

[00:09:04] 左手诶

[00:09:06] 胖子把左手伸出来了

[00:09:08] 又肥又厚

[00:09:10] 圆乎乎的

[00:09:11] 上头还有一层亮光

[00:09:14] 金先生把他的手握到自己的手中

[00:09:18] 像号脉差不多少

[00:09:21] 掐他的骨头颈

[00:09:23] 摸呀摸呀摸呀

[00:09:25] 时而皱眉

[00:09:27] 时而翻白眼儿

[00:09:29] 大家都静静的看着

[00:09:32] 于成龙在旁边也目不转睛的看着

[00:09:37] 摸了好大一会儿

[00:09:39] 盲人把手松开了

[00:09:45] 先生

[00:09:46] 你倒说呀

[00:09:49] 哎呀

[00:09:50] 我是掌柜的

[00:09:53] 你先别说你赚多少钱了

[00:09:56] 我这么跟你讲得了

[00:09:59] 南方买卖不得做

[00:10:02] 故此

[00:10:03] 你到北边来

[00:10:05] 北边的确是能挣大钱

[00:10:08] 要按理来说

[00:10:10] 你这一趟

[00:10:12] 银子不会少赚的

[00:10:15] 大日史

[00:10:17] 我我可直言啊

[00:10:20] 不出七天

[00:10:22] 你有杀身之祸呀

[00:10:27] 啊

[00:10:29] 胖子一听

[00:10:30] 可坐不住了

[00:10:31] 汗都冒出来了

[00:10:33] 先生

[00:10:34] 你说什么

[00:10:35] 我有杀身之祸

[00:10:37] 对

[00:10:38] 有杀身之祸呀

[00:10:40] 你身上的凶器味儿我都闻出来了

[00:10:44] 我是掌柜的

[00:10:46] 这个钱嘛

[00:10:48] 多了就多赚

[00:10:50] 没有就少赚

[00:10:52] 总之你又不缺钱花

[00:10:54] 赚那么多银子有什么用啊诶

[00:10:58] 我可告诉你啊

[00:11:00] 北方钱虽然好赚

[00:11:02] 你赚也给别人赚

[00:11:04] 赚的越多危险性越大

[00:11:08] 你要再往前走100里地

[00:11:12] 几天之内

[00:11:14] 凶光出现了

[00:11:16] 恐怕你的命就保不住了

[00:11:20] 你要能听瞎子的话

[00:11:22] 马上打道回衙

[00:11:25] 回家去吧

[00:11:26] 把手边的货抖搂抖搂

[00:11:29] 过个安稳的日子

[00:11:31] 要不

[00:11:32] 听我的良言相劝

[00:11:35] 后悔药可没地方买去

[00:11:38] 嗯

[00:11:39] 我

[00:11:41] 是啊

[00:11:43] 对了

[00:11:44] 胖子一琢磨

[00:11:46] 一点儿都不假

[00:11:47] 我们这次来呀

[00:11:49] 来了好几拨倒腾药材的

[00:11:51] 其中有两拨有姓丁的

[00:11:55] 叫丁麻子

[00:11:57] 就是我的仇人呢

[00:11:59] 起身的时候我听说过

[00:12:01] 听麻子说他要赔了还子罢了

[00:12:04] 他要赚了钱

[00:12:05] 我叫他连本丧汤

[00:12:08] 有个朋友把这话传给我了

[00:12:12] 备不住丁麻子等人暗中下绊子要收拾我

[00:12:17] 哎呀

[00:12:18] 这盲人算的太准了

[00:12:21] 胖子

[00:12:22] 把手绢拿出来斩了斩凉汗

[00:12:25] 先生

[00:12:27] 我听您的

[00:12:28] 我这就打道回衙好

[00:12:33] 进一步悬崖万丈

[00:12:36] 退一步海阔天空啊

[00:12:40] 你要回家奔南走步步高升

[00:12:45] 平安无事

[00:12:47] 你放心吧

[00:12:48] 诶多谢先生

[00:12:51] 胖子转身走了

[00:12:53] 诶呀

[00:12:54] 大伙儿就问怎么算的

[00:12:55] 准不准急了神瞎子真有两把刷子

[00:13:02] 回到屋

[00:13:03] 收拾东西去了

[00:13:05] 这一开头不要紧

[00:13:07] 这个也算

[00:13:08] 那个也算

[00:13:10] 这活儿接不过来了

[00:13:12] 于成龙在旁边听着

[00:13:15] 心里盘算

[00:13:17] 这门学问他怎么学来的呢

[00:13:21] 你说他不准

[00:13:23] 怎么都说准

[00:13:25] 他怎么揣摩人的心理呢

[00:13:28] 易经就这么神吗

[00:13:31] 真是玄妙至极呀

[00:13:34] 将来有了机会

[00:13:36] 我真的好研究研究

[00:13:39] 往下他就不爱听了

[00:13:42] 站起身来回到自己屋里

[00:13:44] 往床上一躺

[00:13:46] 闭目养神

[00:13:48] 咱这么说吧

[00:13:50] 换了两支蜡烛以后

[00:13:53] 天很晚了

[00:13:55] 就听外头脚步声音

[00:13:58] 苏朝清陪着金先生从外边回来了

[00:14:02] 苏朝清进屋就说

[00:14:04] 老爷

[00:14:06] 今儿个发了

[00:14:08] 嘿嘿

[00:14:08] 您怎么走了

[00:14:10] 一波挨着一波的

[00:14:13] 老金可没少划了钱呢

[00:14:17] 挣了多少钱呢

[00:14:19] 我我得称一称

[00:14:20] 我去借个凳子去啊

[00:14:23] 苏朝清

[00:14:24] 借等子称一称有多少钱

[00:14:26] 你看那阵花银子要大个的说十两、五两、二十两、五十两大元宝

[00:14:34] 那上头都有数字

[00:14:36] 那好办

[00:14:38] 那散碎的银子你没法估计呀

[00:14:41] 就拿到手心掂量掂量

[00:14:43] 大概有2000大概有15 00那玩意儿不准确

[00:14:48] 要想准确

[00:14:49] 就得找凳子

[00:14:51] 找天平

[00:14:52] 把它称一称

[00:14:54] 买卖家都有

[00:14:56] 苏朝清去了

[00:14:58] 时间不大

[00:15:00] 成回来了

[00:15:02] 大人您猜多少钱多钱

[00:15:05] 二十一两

[00:15:07] 二钱银子

[00:15:10] 二十一两二钱银子啊

[00:15:13] 哎

[00:15:14] 这回行了

[00:15:15] 结账也不愁了

[00:15:17] 路费也解决了

[00:15:19] 还肥吃肥喝

[00:15:21] 绰绰有余

[00:15:24] 于成龙点了点头

[00:15:27] 长清啊

[00:15:28] 这是个喜事儿啊

[00:15:30] 你去打几壶酒

[00:15:32] 沏壶浓茶

[00:15:34] 再找几盘菜来

[00:15:37] 我跟金先生好好喝喝

[00:15:39] 诶诶应该祝贺

[00:15:41] 今儿个我也得喝点

[00:15:43] 人逢喜事

[00:15:44] 精神爽嘛

[00:15:46] 摆了四个凉碟

[00:15:49] 于成龙和金先生对面坐好

[00:15:52] 于成龙就问

[00:15:55] 我说蓝金呐

[00:15:57] 你真行啊

[00:15:59] 看来你挣钱真不费吹灰之力

[00:16:03] 就这么一会儿的功夫

[00:16:05] 就挣了20 多两银子

[00:16:07] 要年积月累

[00:16:09] 你就是大财主了

[00:16:12] 诶您客气了

[00:16:14] 他这玩意儿有时候好有时候不好

[00:16:17] 说不开张啊

[00:16:19] 十天半月一份买卖也没有说好

[00:16:23] 就像今儿个似的

[00:16:24] 这买卖接二连三就火起来了

[00:16:27] 嗯

[00:16:29] 那你这易经学了多少年

[00:16:34] 都说你算得准

[00:16:36] 究竟是怎么回事儿

[00:16:39] 咱闲着没事儿

[00:16:40] 你能不能交给交给我

[00:16:43] 金先生一听

[00:16:44] 乐了

[00:16:46] 诶大人

[00:16:49] 听着真人不说假话呀

[00:16:53] 我那都是胡说八道啊

[00:16:57] 都骗人呢

[00:17:00] 要说易经有的准不有

[00:17:04] 你要说绝对了就是骗人

[00:17:06] 这不正确

[00:17:08] 但是往往算的准的

[00:17:11] 人家都不说呀

[00:17:13] 嗯

[00:17:14] 人家是天机不可泄露啊

[00:17:17] 你想有什么说什么

[00:17:19] 像我这胡菩萨靠这吃饭都是骗人的勾当啊

[00:17:26] 哦

[00:17:28] 那你这骗术果然挺精啊

[00:17:32] 我请问你

[00:17:33] 你怎么知道他是药材商人

[00:17:38] 那

[00:17:38] 那你怎么算出来

[00:17:40] 哎呀

[00:17:41] 大老爷您聪明一世

[00:17:44] 糊涂一时啊

[00:17:46] 那是算的吗

[00:17:48] 他离我坐的那么近

[00:17:51] 胖子爱出汗

[00:17:52] 身上散发出来的中药味儿我闻得清清楚楚

[00:17:59] 而且身上那个药味儿浓极了

[00:18:03] 有朱砂味儿

[00:18:05] 有薄荷味儿等等等吧

[00:18:07] 我就盘算着

[00:18:09] 他肯定是药材伤人

[00:18:12] 哦诶于成龙一听乐了

[00:18:16] 还带文的

[00:18:18] 那么

[00:18:19] 你怎么知道他夫妻吵架呢

[00:18:24] 那你怎么算出来的

[00:18:26] 他怎么一股气离开家到北方就来了呢

[00:18:30] 大人呢

[00:18:32] 这个不是算的

[00:18:34] 也不是闻出来的

[00:18:36] 这两天闲着没事儿

[00:18:38] 你没见我老上外头转悠去嘛

[00:18:41] 客人比较多

[00:18:43] 都在这堂屋里头瞎谈论

[00:18:45] 那个胖子跟别人亲口说的

[00:18:49] 这次出门心不顺

[00:18:51] 临出门的时候跟老婆狠狠的吵了一架

[00:18:56] 等等等等

[00:18:57] 我这人呢

[00:18:59] 就得找材料啊

[00:19:01] 看不见就得听

[00:19:03] 但是盲人眼睛看不清耳

[00:19:07] 他可好使

[00:19:09] 心可不糊涂

[00:19:11] 我一听我就知道了

[00:19:13] 今天他一张嘴

[00:19:15] 我就知道是这胖子

[00:19:19] 因为那个声音极其相同啊

[00:19:22] 他一个人吗

[00:19:24] 至于其他方面

[00:19:26] 什么北方有凶光

[00:19:29] 呃

[00:19:30] 不应该上北去

[00:19:31] 应当回家

[00:19:33] 那都是我胡编呢

[00:19:36] 嗯

[00:19:37] 老爷请想

[00:19:38] 他要赚了钱

[00:19:40] 这年头兵荒马乱的

[00:19:42] 他还有个好吗

[00:19:43] 挣的钱越多

[00:19:45] 危险性越大

[00:19:46] 那么不做买卖

[00:19:48] 回家了岂不是步步平安吗

[00:19:51] 诶

[00:19:52] 有钱的人惜命

[00:19:54] 有钱的人胆小

[00:19:56] 我顺着他这么一说

[00:19:58] 因此他才说特别灵特别灵

[00:20:02] 其实我是满嘴胡说八道

[00:20:05] 像我们这种江湖术士

[00:20:08] 全凭着揣摩人的心理

[00:20:12] 大人呢

[00:20:13] 这一点真才实学我也没有

[00:20:16] 您可千万别见笑

[00:20:19] 哈哈

[00:20:21] 好说的好啊

[00:20:25] 大人呢

[00:20:26] 别的别提了

[00:20:27] 这次一路之上

[00:20:29] 您对我照顾的无微不至啊

[00:20:32] 盲人感恩匪浅

[00:20:34] 今天我出手

[00:20:36] 为的是什么

[00:20:37] 为的是给大人解决难题

[00:20:41] 现在有了20几两银子

[00:20:44] 足足够用了

[00:20:46] 聊表瞎子的心呢

[00:20:48] 因为您是罗城的恩人

[00:20:50] 我作为罗城的百姓

[00:20:53] 我也算报点恩德吧

[00:20:56] 哦

[00:20:57] 原来如此

[00:20:59] 多谢多谢

[00:21:01] 这时候苏朝清啊

[00:21:02] 把这钱就摆桌上了

[00:21:05] 于成龙就问

[00:21:07] 朝清啊

[00:21:08] 这钱都在这儿呢啊

[00:21:10] 都在这儿呢

[00:21:11] 盛完了我就包起来了

[00:21:14] 给金先生

[00:21:16] 送金先生回屋休息

[00:21:20] 明天如果不下雨

[00:21:23] 老金呢

[00:21:24] 回罗城吧

[00:21:27] 金先生就一愣

[00:21:29] 大人

[00:21:31] 之前

[00:21:32] 你这银子来之不易

[00:21:35] 就是骗人也得有一套骗术

[00:21:38] 这叫周瑜打黄盖

[00:21:40] 挨打的愿意挨打人的愿意打

[00:21:44] 这跟我毫无关系

[00:21:46] 回去你可以安家

[00:21:49] 回去养家

[00:21:51] 全小做川子路费

[00:21:55] 朝清

[00:21:56] 送金先生回屋

[00:21:58] 大人替的

[00:22:00] 别说废话

[00:22:03] 诶这老金呢

[00:22:05] 还挺耿直

[00:22:06] 大人

[00:22:07] 我可是给您挣的

[00:22:09] 不我分文不要

[00:22:12] 那您的难题我自己能解决

[00:22:15] 你放心好了

[00:22:17] 诶

[00:22:18] 船到桥头自然直啊

[00:22:21] 我有办法解决

[00:22:23] 回屋休息去吧

[00:22:25] 盲人

[00:22:27] 半天没说话

[00:22:30] 哎

[00:22:30] 大人呢

[00:22:31] 我服了您了

[00:22:34] 心服口服啊

[00:22:36] 不过呢

[00:22:37] 我也尽了心了

[00:22:39] 大人不受

[00:22:41] 我也就没有办法了

[00:22:43] 不过呢

[00:22:45] 现在天气已经晴了

[00:22:48] 明天大人也可以起身了啊

[00:22:51] 是吗

[00:22:52] 于成龙光顾

[00:22:53] 说话没注意这手

[00:22:55] 推开窗户一看

[00:22:57] 可不是嘛

[00:22:57] 露出星星来了

[00:22:59] 不知道什么时候雨过天晴

[00:23:02] 这心呢

[00:23:03] 还敞亮点儿

[00:23:04] 真扶着盲人耳朵真好使

[00:23:08] 老金站起来了

[00:23:10] 大人呢

[00:23:11] 前途保重

[00:23:13] 瞎子告辞了

[00:23:15] 盼着大人指日高升

[00:23:19] 多谢

[00:23:20] 多谢

[00:23:21] 苏朝清送着老金回屋歇着去

[00:23:25] 钱也带走了

[00:23:27] 然后苏朝清蔫头耷拉脑回来

[00:23:31] 大人

[00:23:33] 咱这困难可怎样解决