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[00:00:07] 秦琼大战尉迟恭

[00:00:09] 打三鞭换二简

[00:00:14] 什么意思

[00:00:16] 尉迟恭

[00:00:17] 提出来

[00:00:19] 打秦琼三鞭

[00:00:21] 秦琼打他三剪

[00:00:25] 现在尉迟恭打三***完了

[00:00:27] 秦琼打了他二简就打两下

[00:00:31] 还欠一下

[00:00:34] 就这一下是至关重要

[00:00:36] 秦琼深知

[00:00:38] 这一剪要砸下去

[00:00:41] 尉迟恭不死也得伤

[00:00:44] 尉迟恭心里头也明镜

[00:00:46] 你讲这一讲要下来

[00:00:48] 我命休矣

[00:00:51] 这就叫二虎相斗

[00:00:53] 必有一生

[00:00:56] 秦琼

[00:00:57] 好人呢

[00:00:59] 主要是他喜爱尉迟恭

[00:01:02] 按照秦王的意思

[00:01:04] 能治一服

[00:01:06] 不治一死

[00:01:08] 要把他收降

[00:01:09] 所以秦琼心里一翻个改变主意了

[00:01:13] 不打了

[00:01:16] 尉迟将军

[00:01:18] 我看这第三节嘛

[00:01:21] 就算了

[00:01:23] 记在账上

[00:01:25] 后会有期

[00:01:27] 你看怎样这儿

[00:01:31] 一开始尉迟恭没想到正犯怵呢

[00:01:35] 这一剪我怎么接

[00:01:37] 我接得住接不住

[00:01:39] 没想到秦琼提出来不打了

[00:01:42] 说记到账上

[00:01:44] 那也就是那么一说

[00:01:45] 这玩意儿有记账的吗

[00:01:47] 又不是欠钱

[00:01:49] 尉迟公这心里热乎乎的

[00:01:52] 感谢秦琼啊

[00:01:55] 没想到对头的仇人给自己留了情了

[00:01:59] 也就是自己这条命捡着了

[00:02:03] 尉迟公脸一红

[00:02:04] 他这不合适吧

[00:02:08] 我向来不想欠账

[00:02:10] 哎

[00:02:10] 算了

[00:02:11] 尉迟将军

[00:02:13] 你看

[00:02:14] 天色不早

[00:02:15] 你我各自收兵撤退

[00:02:18] 改日再战

[00:02:20] 秦琼倒转马头

[00:02:22] 吩咐一声

[00:02:23] 收兵

[00:02:26] 唐兵撤离懒龙坡回营了

[00:02:30] 尉迟恭呆呆的望着秦琼的背影

[00:02:34] 心里热乎乎的

[00:02:35] 不是滋味

[00:02:37] 心说

[00:02:38] 这玩意儿怪呀

[00:02:40] 想当初

[00:02:41] 我对唐朝没有好看法

[00:02:43] 我恨这个李建成

[00:02:45] 李元吉

[00:02:47] 我认为老李家没好人哎

[00:02:50] 我发现这个秦王李世民跟他们不一样

[00:02:54] 别看都姓李

[00:02:56] 别看是哥们儿

[00:02:58] 他截然不同

[00:03:00] 李世民要比李建成、李元吉强者数倍

[00:03:04] 不可同日而语

[00:03:07] 唐朝的秦琼也好

[00:03:09] 这些人也好

[00:03:10] 都不错呀

[00:03:12] 看来当初啊

[00:03:14] 我判断错了

[00:03:16] 我也有失误的时候

[00:03:19] 后来尉迟恭又一想你干嘛你想什么呢你

[00:03:23] 我们是对头的冤家

[00:03:25] 各为其主

[00:03:26] 你想这干嘛

[00:03:27] 你是哪头的

[00:03:29] 一横心

[00:03:30] 他不想了

[00:03:31] 也收兵

[00:03:32] 撤退兵

[00:03:33] 撤白帝关

[00:03:35] 回去了

[00:03:36] 吊桥高挑是严加防范

[00:03:41] 单说秦王李世民

[00:03:43] 跟大帅秦琼收兵

[00:03:45] 回到唐营

[00:03:47] 就谈论起这些事情来

[00:03:50] 程咬金深知

[00:03:52] 你看着没

[00:03:54] 别人都没事儿

[00:03:55] 我要倒霉

[00:03:58] 牛鼻子

[00:03:58] 老道说了

[00:03:59] 等事情过去之后找我算账

[00:04:02] 但愿他忘了

[00:04:04] 别提这茬

[00:04:06] 程咬金脸面上也一皮燕脸

[00:04:10] 说说笑笑

[00:04:11] 心里头咚咚咚敲鼓

[00:04:13] 哪知谈论个不搭理了

[00:04:16] 就见徐三爷

[00:04:18] 徐茂公吩咐一声

[00:04:20] 来呀

[00:04:22] 点鼓声仗

[00:04:26] 无缘无故的要升账

[00:04:28] 呜呜呜呜呜呜

[00:04:31] 鼓响三通

[00:04:33] 众将官一个个盔明甲亮

[00:04:36] 分立在两旁

[00:04:39] 正中央大帅秦琼

[00:04:42] 上垂首

[00:04:43] 秦王李世民

[00:04:44] 下垂手

[00:04:45] 军师徐茂公

[00:04:48] 再看徐军史

[00:04:50] 满脸的杀气

[00:04:53] 瞳孔都放光

[00:04:56] 让人看了是不寒而栗

[00:04:59] 大帐之上是鸦雀无声

[00:05:04] 能进来有三分钟

[00:05:07] 许茂公把桌子一拍

[00:05:09] 程咬金听令

[00:05:13] 怕什么来什么

[00:05:15] 老程的心嘣就跳了一大下

[00:05:18] 诶

[00:05:19] 兄弟

[00:05:21] 我在

[00:05:23] 老程迈步出来

[00:05:25] 躬身施礼

[00:05:26] 哦

[00:05:27] 参见军师

[00:05:30] 徐茂公看了看他

[00:05:32] 程咬金

[00:05:34] 你可知罪

[00:05:38] 我我犯什么错了

[00:05:41] 我知什么罪呀

[00:05:42] 我我心里没数啊

[00:05:44] 你说

[00:05:45] 说清楚

[00:05:46] 还用我说吗

[00:05:48] 你当着大帅

[00:05:50] 你当着满营众将

[00:05:51] 你把昨天晚上发生的事情好好讲讲

[00:05:55] 怎么回事儿

[00:05:56] 你要如实的讲来

[00:05:58] 哦哦

[00:05:59] 啊

[00:05:59] 是这么回事儿

[00:06:00] 您不提醒我都忘了

[00:06:03] 他昨天晚上的

[00:06:04] 不是吗

[00:06:05] 呃

[00:06:06] 晚上我睡不着觉

[00:06:09] 睡不着觉出来呢

[00:06:10] 我就巡营

[00:06:12] 我是大将军呢

[00:06:14] 吃着朝廷的俸禄

[00:06:16] 我得给朝廷干点活儿啊

[00:06:18] 前营后营

[00:06:20] 左营右营

[00:06:21] 我都溜达一圈

[00:06:23] 正好

[00:06:24] 巧了

[00:06:25] 走到秦王御帐的外边儿

[00:06:28] 我一看

[00:06:29] 里边还长着灯呢

[00:06:31] 可能秦王还没休息

[00:06:33] 我这人好唠扯是不是

[00:06:36] 我寻思君臣之间见见面

[00:06:38] 唠扯唠扯

[00:06:39] 商量商量怎么攻打白璧关

[00:06:43] 结果我一叫门

[00:06:44] 秦王真把门开开了

[00:06:47] 我们君臣二人对坐

[00:06:49] 就研究着兵书战策

[00:06:52] 呃

[00:06:52] 研究白璧关如何的打法

[00:06:55] 可是后来呢

[00:06:57] 他不是吗

[00:06:58] 这个后来说说

[00:07:00] 别兜圈子

[00:07:01] 后来怎么样

[00:07:03] 后来啊

[00:07:04] 他说秦王提出来的

[00:07:07] 秦王说

[00:07:08] 这白壁关你看见没

[00:07:09] 居高临下

[00:07:11] 两边是山

[00:07:13] 只有东西二门

[00:07:14] 没有南北关口

[00:07:17] 这座关是易守而难攻啊

[00:07:20] 有那么句话

[00:07:21] 一夫当关

[00:07:23] 万夫难入

[00:07:25] 呃

[00:07:25] 他打算呢

[00:07:26] 看看地形

[00:07:27] 诶

[00:07:28] 怎么样个打法

[00:07:30] 让我陪王伴驾

[00:07:32] 跟他出去看看去

[00:07:34] 他在

[00:07:34] 我呢

[00:07:36] 一脸抹不开的肉

[00:07:38] 你想想

[00:07:39] 人家是王爷

[00:07:40] 我是当臣的

[00:07:41] 王爷说话我能不听吗

[00:07:44] 万事不由东

[00:07:46] 累死也无功啊

[00:07:48] 我只好答应

[00:07:50] 我还跟秦王说

[00:07:51] 我瞧

[00:07:52] 咱们二人偷着走不合适吧

[00:07:55] 还有军师

[00:07:56] 还有大帅呢

[00:07:58] 这应当请令定夺

[00:08:00] 后来秦王说

[00:08:01] 算了算了吧

[00:08:01] 用不着我是总监军

[00:08:04] 我就跟他打个招呼

[00:08:06] 他也就说

[00:08:07] 行行行

[00:08:08] 仅此而已

[00:08:10] 何必走那过场呢

[00:08:12] 诶你就跟我走吧

[00:08:14] 没错

[00:08:15] 当时我还说呢

[00:08:16] 我说秦王

[00:08:18] 这要出了事可别怪我对不对

[00:08:20] 他说没事儿

[00:08:21] 出了事有小王我担着呢

[00:08:23] 你看那那我怎么办呢

[00:08:26] 我只好违心的陪伴亲王出去视察

[00:08:31] 结果倒了霉了

[00:08:33] 正好遇上尉迟恭

[00:08:35] 于是就发生后来的事情

[00:08:39] 现在我是有口难分辨呢

[00:08:42] 一肚子委屈

[00:08:44] 没法说呀

[00:08:46] 三哥

[00:08:47] 这就是以往的事情

[00:08:49] 不信

[00:08:50] 你问秦王

[00:08:51] 秦王这不在这儿坐着呢吗

[00:08:53] 是这么回事儿不

[00:08:56] 李世民气得好像没乐出来

[00:08:59] 心说话

[00:09:00] 这程咬金这脸皮可够厚的

[00:09:03] 这才叫颠倒黑白呢

[00:09:06] 他的事儿整个扣我身上了啊

[00:09:09] 整个一股脑推到我身上

[00:09:11] 他没事儿

[00:09:13] 您说作为李世民

[00:09:15] 能跟他分辨吗

[00:09:17] 能说不是那么回事儿

[00:09:19] 是你出的主意

[00:09:21] 君臣斗口

[00:09:23] 有失身份

[00:09:25] 在大帐之中

[00:09:27] 叫人家耻笑

[00:09:29] 李世民点了点头

[00:09:31] 啊

[00:09:31] 军师

[00:09:32] 是这么回事儿

[00:09:34] 程将军所说不假

[00:09:38] 要不怎么说李世民是明君的

[00:09:41] 整个漏到自己身上

[00:09:42] 搂他身上没责任

[00:09:45] 老程

[00:09:45] 这下逮住你了

[00:09:47] 刚才还担心呢

[00:09:48] 现在把心放下

[00:09:50] 走走怎么样

[00:09:50] 三哥

[00:09:51] 各位

[00:09:51] 我二哥听明白了吧

[00:09:53] 他这这责任不在我身上

[00:09:55] 你们还说回来找我算账

[00:09:57] 那找我算得着吗

[00:09:59] 我要不搬兵求救

[00:10:01] 亲王能活到现在吗

[00:10:02] 啊对对对对不对

[00:10:06] 徐茂恭心里头清清楚楚的

[00:10:08] 冷笑了几声

[00:10:10] 常雅金

[00:10:12] 要换成旁人

[00:10:14] 我1万个相信

[00:10:16] 唯独轮到你的头上

[00:10:18] 我根本就不信

[00:10:21] 你这叫颠倒黑白

[00:10:23] 别看秦王大包大揽

[00:10:26] 也不是这么回事儿

[00:10:27] 秦王啊

[00:10:28] 那个把自己的过全揽到自己身上

[00:10:31] 把你给摘出来

[00:10:33] 偏袒着你

[00:10:35] 事实是这么回事儿吗

[00:10:37] 嗯

[00:10:38] 你就是罪魁祸首啊

[00:10:40] 你又犯了老毛病了

[00:10:43] 当初打铜旗镇的时候怎么回事儿

[00:10:46] 你就用这招把李密给逼出去的

[00:10:51] 偷看大阵

[00:10:52] 结果我们伤兵损将那时候就该杀你

[00:10:57] 没想到你老病又犯了

[00:11:00] 你就是个惹祸的精灵

[00:11:02] 今天要不严厉处分

[00:11:05] 这还了得吗

[00:11:07] 刀斧手

[00:11:10] 把程咬金推出去砍了

[00:11:15] 刀斧手管那个谁说了算

[00:11:17] 听谁的

[00:11:18] 呼啦上往上一闯

[00:11:19] 麻烟头拢二臂

[00:11:21] 把程咬金胳膊就拧过去了

[00:11:23] 拿绳就勒

[00:11:25] 程咬金

[00:11:25] 没想到这手三哥冤枉三哥

[00:11:29] 明明我有理

[00:11:31] 你怎么还杀我

[00:11:32] 推出去杀他

[00:11:35] 众将

[00:11:36] 你看看我

[00:11:37] 我看看你

[00:11:38] 谁没敢言语

[00:11:39] 一看徐懋公真急了

[00:11:42] 这老道有时候脸往下一沉

[00:11:44] 眼眉一立

[00:11:46] 让人看着就害怕呀

[00:11:48] 身上有渗人毛啊

[00:11:51] 程咬金赖着不走

[00:11:53] 往下蹲蹲也不好使

[00:11:56] 十几个刀斧手抬着把他抬出去了

[00:12:00] 秦琼也知道是这么回事儿

[00:12:03] 瓦岗山上的英雄老人也知道是这么回事儿

[00:12:07] 知道

[00:12:08] 徐茂公说的非常对

[00:12:11] 惹祸的精灵就是程咬金

[00:12:14] 但是不管怎么说

[00:12:16] 弟兄们头磕到地上了

[00:12:18] 相处多年的好哥们儿

[00:12:21] 能看着程咬金掉脑袋吗

[00:12:24] 再者

[00:12:25] 一说了

[00:12:25] 程咬金的本意也没坏

[00:12:28] 他是保着这秦王视察白璧关

[00:12:32] 诶结果捅了篓子了

[00:12:35] 要为这个掉脑袋

[00:12:37] 多多少少也有点儿冤

[00:12:40] 所以呢

[00:12:41] 大家的目光投向秦王李世民

[00:12:45] 在这场合

[00:12:47] 谁说话也不顶用

[00:12:48] 非得秦王张嘴呀

[00:12:51] 李世民也是这么想的

[00:12:54] 他非常喜欢程咬金

[00:12:56] 能看到他掉脑袋吗

[00:12:59] 李世民赶紧躬身抱拳

[00:13:03] 就是小王有个要求

[00:13:07] 不杀也罢

[00:13:10] 这事不能全怪程咬金

[00:13:13] 小王也要担一定的责任

[00:13:16] 好在没出了大事儿啊

[00:13:19] 我们转败为胜了

[00:13:22] 是不是啊

[00:13:23] 军师啊

[00:13:24] 未得白璧关

[00:13:26] 先杀大将

[00:13:28] 主军中之不利

[00:13:30] 希望军师高抬贵手

[00:13:33] 饶他一次吧

[00:13:35] 秦琼也说

[00:13:36] 三弟呀

[00:13:38] 老四就是这么个人

[00:13:40] 一打二瞎话诶

[00:13:42] 我看把他饶了吧

[00:13:45] 满营众将一看

[00:13:46] 大帅王爷都张嘴了

[00:13:48] 所以呼啦朝跪倒一大片

[00:13:50] 军师开恩

[00:13:52] 军师开恩

[00:13:56] 各位将军

[00:13:58] 平身免礼

[00:14:00] 二哥

[00:14:01] 王爷

[00:14:03] 我是真心杀他们博士

[00:14:06] 这种人蹬鼻子上脸

[00:14:09] 给脸不要脸

[00:14:11] 就得吓唬吓唬他

[00:14:13] 吓唬就得跟真的一样

[00:14:16] 不计他不知道马王爷三只眼

[00:14:19] 不计他胆子是越来越大

[00:14:22] 好

[00:14:23] 就看在王家和众位的份上饶他不死

[00:14:28] 退回来

[00:14:30] 把长押金又推回来了

[00:14:32] 程月金真害怕

[00:14:34] 把屁都吓凉了

[00:14:36] 浑身上下都是汗

[00:14:38] 等回来之后

[00:14:39] 绑绳给解开

[00:14:40] 程咬金跪下了

[00:14:42] 三哥

[00:14:42] 嘿嘿嘿嘿

[00:14:44] 我就知道你不能杀我

[00:14:46] 你心疼你兄弟都

[00:14:49] 嬉皮厌脸

[00:14:51] 成何体统

[00:14:53] 程小姐

[00:14:54] 我且问你

[00:14:55] 我杀你该不该

[00:14:57] 太应该了

[00:14:58] 我死有余辜

[00:15:01] 我斩你冤不冤

[00:15:03] 不冤呢

[00:15:04] 那冤啥

[00:15:05] 篓子是我捅的

[00:15:06] 我罪有应得

[00:15:08] 诶

[00:15:09] 不屈也不冤

[00:15:10] 程小金可会说呢

[00:15:13] 徐茂公说

[00:15:14] 我可跟你说啊

[00:15:16] 死罪饶过活罪可不免

[00:15:21] 程咬金一听

[00:15:22] 心又一翻个坏了

[00:15:24] 这牛鼻子老道够狠的

[00:15:26] 哎呀

[00:15:27] 抓住小尾巴就没完呢

[00:15:30] 看他的意思

[00:15:31] 还想揍我一顿吧

[00:15:33] 揍就揍吧

[00:15:35] 反正我皮糙肉厚

[00:15:36] 打几十棍子抽几十鞭子也无所谓

[00:15:39] 趴个十天半月的也就好了

[00:15:42] 三哥

[00:15:43] 只要你不杀我

[00:15:45] 怎么的都行

[00:15:46] 你就罚吧

[00:15:48] 程咬金

[00:15:49] 我营之中

[00:15:51] 有你不多

[00:15:52] 无你不少啊

[00:15:55] 留下你也是个祸害

[00:15:58] 虽然不杀你

[00:15:59] 把你赶出帐外

[00:16:01] 永不停用

[00:16:03] 走

[00:16:07] 哎

[00:16:07] 我三哥

[00:16:08] 你这话什么意思

[00:16:10] 把我开除了

[00:16:12] 不要我了

[00:16:13] 对

[00:16:14] 别介

[00:16:15] 三哥

[00:16:16] 那还不如杀了我呢

[00:16:18] 你让我上哪儿去

[00:16:20] 当然

[00:16:21] 吃口饭不成问题

[00:16:22] 他不是那么回事儿

[00:16:24] 三哥呀

[00:16:25] 留下我吧

[00:16:27] 铡草

[00:16:28] 喂马

[00:16:29] 做饭

[00:16:30] 挑水

[00:16:31] 干啥都行

[00:16:32] 我还不计较苦不苦

[00:16:35] 三哥只要不开除我就行

[00:16:38] 常小金

[00:16:39] 你别对付

[00:16:40] 要想不把你除名

[00:16:43] 你答应我一个条件啊

[00:16:45] 您说是什么条件

[00:16:49] 现在你离开唐营

[00:16:50] 就你一个人

[00:16:52] 一匹马

[00:16:52] 带着应用之物

[00:16:53] 你走

[00:16:54] 你上哪儿去

[00:16:55] 我管不着

[00:16:57] 你要戴罪立功

[00:17:00] 现在你要能给解决十万石粮草

[00:17:04] 人有吃的

[00:17:06] 马有喂的

[00:17:07] 你听明白

[00:17:08] 十万石

[00:17:09] 你要能达到

[00:17:11] 马上你就将功补过

[00:17:13] 你照样做你的大将军

[00:17:16] 我照样用你

[00:17:17] 如果这件事情你办不成

[00:17:20] 你就别回来

[00:17:22] 休怪我翻脸不认人

[00:17:24] 另外

[00:17:25] 我还跟你说

[00:17:26] 时间还有限制

[00:17:28] 今儿个不算

[00:17:29] 明天后天

[00:17:30] 大后天

[00:17:31] 就这三天

[00:17:32] 三天你办到了还子罢了

[00:17:34] 办不到你就别回来

[00:17:36] 来呀

[00:17:36] 把他呼上的

[00:17:39] 程咬金一听

[00:17:40] 脑瓜子嗡嗡直响

[00:17:42] 啊等等等等等等

[00:17:44] 老程这气儿也上来了

[00:17:46] 腆着草包肚子

[00:17:48] 叉着腰问徐茂公

[00:17:50] 我说三哥

[00:17:51] 你这管姑子要孩子

[00:17:54] 诶

[00:17:54] 让大伙儿听听

[00:17:56] 这

[00:17:57] 这条件也太苛刻点了

[00:18:00] 我手下一兵一卒都没有

[00:18:02] 你把我撵出去了

[00:18:04] 三天的时间

[00:18:06] 叫我整来10万担粮草啊

[00:18:09] 各位啊

[00:18:10] 10万担呢

[00:18:12] 一担多少斤

[00:18:14] 10万担得多少玩意儿

[00:18:16] 我上哪儿弄去

[00:18:18] 我又不会大搬运

[00:18:20] 我也不是神仙会变

[00:18:22] 你这管姑子要孩子我办不到

[00:18:26] 我办不到

[00:18:27] 谁也办不到

[00:18:29] 你强人所难

[00:18:30] 我不同意

[00:18:33] 不同意啊

[00:18:33] 不同意好不同意就是杀

[00:18:37] 把他推出去

[00:18:37] 杀他

[00:18:39] 给脸不要脸

[00:18:41] 有人就过来说哦

[00:18:43] 四哥

[00:18:43] 四哥

[00:18:44] 你就答应了吧

[00:18:46] 别跟军师顶名啊

[00:18:48] 可你就做不到

[00:18:50] 能怎么的

[00:18:50] 诶

[00:18:51] 三哥在气头上

[00:18:53] 给你出个苛刻的条件

[00:18:55] 到时候你做不到

[00:18:57] 你一说软和话也就完了

[00:18:59] 你别硬顶啊

[00:19:01] 小胳膊拧不过大腿

[00:19:04] 说话的这些人

[00:19:05] 都是瓦岗山的老哥们儿

[00:19:08] 偏袒着程咬金

[00:19:10] 程咬金咧着嘴皱着眉

[00:19:13] 啊

[00:19:14] 这叫欺人太甚

[00:19:16] 看来人别犯错

[00:19:18] 犯错就没理了好嘞

[00:19:21] 我三哥

[00:19:22] 行行

[00:19:22] 我答应你

[00:19:24] 你放心啊

[00:19:26] 我办成了

[00:19:27] 我回来

[00:19:28] 你怎么对待我

[00:19:30] 那是我的事情

[00:19:31] 跟你没关系

[00:19:32] 你办不到

[00:19:34] 你就永远别回来

[00:19:35] 走马上就走

[00:19:37] 我三哥快吃晌饭了

[00:19:40] 我吃完饭再走行不行啊

[00:19:43] 不行现在就走

[00:19:45] 来人

[00:19:46] 我给他轰出去

[00:19:48] 这徐茂公说话真算数

[00:19:50] 黑脸的

[00:19:53] 军兵们过来

[00:19:54] 都拎着鞭子和棒子

[00:19:56] 我

[00:19:57] 四爷

[00:19:57] 四爷

[00:19:58] 程将军

[00:19:59] 走吧

[00:19:59] 走吧

[00:20:00] 别让我们费事

[00:20:02] 好好

[00:20:02] 好

[00:20:02] 走走走

[00:20:04] 我呀

[00:20:06] 二哥

[00:20:07] 各位

[00:20:09] 我可是让牛鼻子老道把我撵走的啊

[00:20:13] 行行行行

[00:20:14] 咱们后会有期

[00:20:17] 人有脸

[00:20:18] 树有皮

[00:20:19] 此地不养爷

[00:20:21] 还有养爷处

[00:20:23] 我不能指着一棵树吊死

[00:20:26] 把我程咬金看成什么人了

[00:20:29] 我没囊

[00:20:30] 没气啊

[00:20:31] 非得死皮赖脸在这儿活着啊

[00:20:35] 连我都不忿

[00:20:37] 他嘴里N 吧NN 吧N

[00:20:39] 天上一句地上一句

[00:20:41] 到了外头

[00:20:42] 杀了

[00:20:43] 马耷拉着脑袋

[00:20:45] 离开了营门

[00:20:46] 回头一看

[00:20:48] 守门的

[00:20:49] 当兵的都乐

[00:20:53] 再一看连一个送他的都没有诶

[00:20:57] 程咬金心里难过呀

[00:21:00] 人在世

[00:21:00] 花在时啊

[00:21:02] 想当初我在瓦岗山

[00:21:04] 我是混世魔王

[00:21:05] 大德天子

[00:21:06] 小名皇帝陛下哟

[00:21:09] 你看看那些人

[00:21:10] 又是秧歌又是戏

[00:21:11] 围着我屁股NN 直转

[00:21:13] 诶现在我真不行了啊

[00:21:15] 连个送我的都没有

[00:21:18] 看来呀

[00:21:19] 人都是锦上添花

[00:21:22] 很少雪里送炭呢

[00:21:25] 算了算了算了

[00:21:26] 不行

[00:21:28] 程咬金蔫头耷拉脑上了马

[00:21:32] 信马由缰什么意思

[00:21:36] 爱往哪儿走往哪儿走

[00:21:38] 马也蔫了

[00:21:40] 他也没精神了

[00:21:42] 最后一琢磨

[00:21:43] 算了

[00:21:44] 我干嘛那么没志气

[00:21:46] 可照马屁

[00:21:47] 我说啪

[00:21:49] 打了一鞭子

[00:21:50] 马是疼痛难忍

[00:21:58] 奔南边下去了

[00:22:01] 奔哪个方向

[00:22:02] 程咬金不知道

[00:22:04] 听天由命

[00:22:06] 走了一夜

[00:22:07] 又走了一天呢

[00:22:09] 这一天程咬金就闭着眼睛

[00:22:12] 后来觉着实在饿得受不了了

[00:22:15] 马也走不动了耶

[00:22:20] 放眼睛一看

[00:22:22] 这是什么地方

[00:22:23] 离着唐营有多远呢

[00:22:26] 计算计算

[00:22:27] 恐怕不近

[00:22:29] 除了大山

[00:22:31] 就是树林

[00:22:32] 怪石横生

[00:22:34] 马前是一条曲曲弯弯的山路

[00:22:38] 通到哪儿根本就不认识

[00:22:40] 哎哟

[00:22:41] 坏了

[00:22:43] 这不管怎么说

[00:22:44] 找个村庄镇店

[00:22:46] 我得喂喂肚子

[00:22:47] 我吃饱了也得喂喂我这匹马呀

[00:22:51] 哎呀

[00:22:52] 这他娘的是什么鬼地方

[00:22:54] 莫非我身逢绝地