《第026集_大唐惊雷》歌词

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[00:00:00] 唐天子

[00:00:01] 李世民

[00:00:03] 登基坐殿

[00:00:04] 万国来朝

[00:00:06] 李世民在兴庆宫举行盛大的庆祝会

[00:00:15] 其中西突厥国的代表叫石铁虎

[00:00:20] 敬献了

[00:00:21] 李丹

[00:00:22] 同时呢

[00:00:24] 还送了几件活物

[00:00:27] 让唐天子过目

[00:00:29] 什么活物

[00:00:31] 谁也不清楚

[00:00:33] 石铁虎

[00:00:35] 叫40 名突厥兵

[00:00:38] 每人拿着一把鞭子

[00:00:41] 走进兴庆宫

[00:00:43] 再看这些突厥兵

[00:00:46] 呼啦抄围了个圆圈

[00:00:50] 之后有一辆铁车推进来

[00:00:54] 这个铁车呀

[00:00:55] 用黑布蒙着

[00:00:58] 往里看

[00:00:59] 什么也看不清

[00:01:01] 就见石铁虎一伸手

[00:01:05] 把蒙着这块黑布刷

[00:01:08] 拽下去

[00:01:10] 人们透过铁笼子才发现

[00:01:13] 里边有几个毛乎乎的东西

[00:01:16] 雪白

[00:01:17] 雪白的

[00:01:19] 什么玩意儿

[00:01:22] 就见石铁虎在腰上把大钥匙拿下来

[00:01:26] 咔吧一声把锁拧开

[00:01:28] 铁门开开

[00:01:32] 再看里面的活物啊

[00:01:34] 噌噌噌噌噌

[00:01:36] 跳出来了

[00:01:38] 人们这才看清楚

[00:01:41] 是五只白色的猿猴

[00:01:47] 这猿猴啊

[00:01:48] 个头一变高

[00:01:51] 看那样儿都在四尺左右

[00:01:53] 身体矫健

[00:01:56] 这猴眼闪着凶光

[00:01:59] 爪子像利剑相似

[00:02:02] 脖子上有皮圈

[00:02:04] 上面有铜铃

[00:02:06] 稍微一动弹

[00:02:07] 那铃铛嘎噔嘎噔直响

[00:02:10] 就见这50 猿猴

[00:02:13] 窜出来之后

[00:02:14] 东瞅西看

[00:02:16] 瞅着什么都新鲜

[00:02:19] 兴庆宫一阵的喧哗

[00:02:22] 哗哗

[00:02:26] 连李世民都为之惊喜

[00:02:31] 百官议论纷纷

[00:02:32] 指手划脚

[00:02:35] 就见石铁虎

[00:02:37] 把掌中的鞭子一晃

[00:02:39] 啪

[00:02:41] 发出信号

[00:02:44] 这五只猴子

[00:02:46] 都是经过严格训练的

[00:02:49] 听着鞭子声就知道主人叫他们干什么

[00:02:54] 再看五只猿猴

[00:02:56] 一字排开

[00:02:58] 全跪下了

[00:02:59] 冲着李世民滋滋直叫

[00:03:02] 磕头跪拜

[00:03:05] 这下把李世民可乐坏了

[00:03:08] 不仅人要朝拜我

[00:03:10] 连动物

[00:03:12] 都知道给我行礼

[00:03:15] 李世民是开怀大笑啊

[00:03:18] 百官也乐了

[00:03:20] 再看石铁虎把鞭子举到空中

[00:03:25] 啪啪啪又甩了几下

[00:03:28] 左右摇摆

[00:03:30] 右向这五个猴子发出信号

[00:03:34] 再看五只白猴

[00:03:37] 跳起来

[00:03:38] 舞蹈

[00:03:39] 前窜后重

[00:03:41] 左右躲闪

[00:03:43] 其形状好像是人

[00:03:46] 跳的知识非常的优美

[00:03:49] 引得满朝文武各国的使臣

[00:03:53] 还有

[00:03:54] 李世民是抚掌大笑

[00:03:57] 兴庆宫气氛热烈

[00:04:02] 等猴子跳完舞了

[00:04:04] 石铁虎又把鞭子甩了几下

[00:04:09] 再看这猴子

[00:04:10] 一字排开

[00:04:12] 规规矩矩

[00:04:13] 垂首站立

[00:04:16] 石铁虎十分得意

[00:04:18] 知道自己表演的非常成功

[00:04:22] 往前紧走两步

[00:04:24] 躬身施礼

[00:04:25] 诶

[00:04:27] 大唐的皇帝

[00:04:29] 你全看见了

[00:04:32] 这几个猴子乃是我国的特产

[00:04:36] 视为国宝

[00:04:40] 但是他可不叫猴子

[00:04:42] 另外还有名字

[00:04:45] 你们大唐朝是大帮之地

[00:04:49] 人才济济

[00:04:52] 我想请问一下谁

[00:04:55] 能叫上名字来

[00:04:58] 并能说出他的产地

[00:05:01] 我是无限的佩服啊

[00:05:05] 不知道哪位有学问的人

[00:05:08] 能回答这个问题

[00:05:11] 李世民一听

[00:05:13] 呦呵

[00:05:15] 这还出了难题了啊

[00:05:18] 这能难住吗

[00:05:20] 李世民闪目往两旁观看

[00:05:25] 众卿

[00:05:27] 哪位知道这五只猴子真名是什么

[00:05:32] 产于何地

[00:05:34] 回答的正确

[00:05:35] 朕必有重赏

[00:05:40] 你看呢

[00:05:40] 在座的文臣武将好几百号

[00:05:44] 看热闹行

[00:05:46] 真说回答这问题还真就难住了

[00:05:51] 好半天

[00:05:52] 无人答言

[00:05:55] 李世民呢

[00:05:56] 就觉着脸上无光

[00:05:58] 诶正在这么个时候

[00:06:01] 垫脚下站几人

[00:06:04] 吾皇万岁

[00:06:06] 臣知道

[00:06:07] 我来回答这个问题

[00:06:11] 说话间

[00:06:12] 这人迈步来到前边

[00:06:14] 躬身施礼

[00:06:16] 李世民一看

[00:06:18] 此人能有50 开外的年纪

[00:06:21] 头顶金盔

[00:06:23] 体挂金甲

[00:06:24] 外罩征袍

[00:06:27] 盔缨颤颤巍巍

[00:06:29] 十分好看

[00:06:31] 方面大耳一部花白胡须

[00:06:35] 二目如电

[00:06:37] 李世民还认识

[00:06:40] 此人姓杜

[00:06:41] 叫杜义

[00:06:42] 杜文忠

[00:06:45] 现在身为边关的总镇

[00:06:48] 这次为了庆祝大会

[00:06:52] 杜文忠花了不少气

[00:06:55] 就是大唐的开国元勋

[00:06:58] 所以李世民就把他留下来

[00:07:01] 让他列席这次盛会

[00:07:05] 杜文忠

[00:07:05] 失礼之后

[00:07:07] 李世民问他

[00:07:09] 杜爱卿

[00:07:10] 你能回答这些难题

[00:07:13] 正是

[00:07:15] 杜文竹说完了

[00:07:16] 一转身来到石铁虎近前

[00:07:20] 他跟西突厥这个代表这个

[00:07:23] 相差无几

[00:07:26] 杜文忠一抱拳

[00:07:28] 贵使者

[00:07:29] 我回答这问题好吗

[00:07:32] 石铁虎上下打量杜毅

[00:07:36] 请问将军尊姓大名

[00:07:40] 杜义

[00:07:41] 杜文忠

[00:07:43] 哦哦

[00:07:44] 杜将军

[00:07:46] 幸会

[00:07:46] 幸会

[00:07:47] 那么

[00:07:48] 杜将军

[00:07:50] 你就当众解答我提的问题吧

[00:07:53] 好嘞

[00:07:54] 你听着

[00:07:56] 但是呢

[00:07:57] 可不一定正确啊

[00:08:00] 30 年前

[00:08:01] 我在北平府当差

[00:08:03] 有一天

[00:08:05] 我在街头上遇上一个卖书的

[00:08:09] 我从中挑选了一本

[00:08:12] 其名叫百寿图

[00:08:15] 这博上头

[00:08:16] 里头记载着很多珍奇的动物

[00:08:20] 在这第一章第七页上

[00:08:23] 就有这组动物

[00:08:27] 跟我眼见的一般

[00:08:29] 不二

[00:08:30] 那上面记载的非常清楚

[00:08:33] 这种猴子不叫猴子

[00:08:36] 叫雪山白猿

[00:08:39] 简称叫雪原

[00:08:43] 出产在昆仑山碧峡谷

[00:08:47] 乃是一种最珍奇的动物

[00:08:51] 而且这雪山白猿

[00:08:53] 其性灵敏

[00:08:56] 但是很残忍

[00:08:58] 又好斗

[00:08:59] 非常非常聪明

[00:09:02] 翻山越岭

[00:09:04] 如履平地

[00:09:06] 如果训练得当

[00:09:08] 他会耍各种技巧

[00:09:12] 贵使臣

[00:09:14] 不知道我回答的对还是不对

[00:09:16] 哈哈

[00:09:19] 一点都不错呀

[00:09:23] 各位啊

[00:09:24] 杜将军回答正确

[00:09:28] 杜文忠十分得意

[00:09:30] 转身

[00:09:31] 刚要走

[00:09:33] 被石铁虎给拦住了

[00:09:35] 诶

[00:09:36] 且慢

[00:09:37] 杜将军留步

[00:09:40] 朱文忠就问

[00:09:42] 还有什么事吗

[00:09:43] 诶杜将军

[00:09:45] 可见你博学多才

[00:09:48] 有两下子

[00:09:50] 看您的穿着打扮

[00:09:52] 你是一员武将

[00:09:55] 方才您说了

[00:09:57] 这雪山白猿七星好斗

[00:10:01] 我们也真训练过

[00:10:04] 杜将军

[00:10:05] 有兴趣没

[00:10:06] 如果有兴趣的话

[00:10:08] 能不能跟雪山白猿比试几下

[00:10:14] 杜文龙乐了

[00:10:15] 哦

[00:10:16] 明白了

[00:10:17] 你的意思让我跟雪山白猿比武

[00:10:22] 那我倒不敢说

[00:10:24] 无非是当堂助兴而已

[00:10:28] 如果您不愿意

[00:10:29] 就算了

[00:10:31] 那杜文忠也是好斗的人

[00:10:35] 武将一般都性情刚烈

[00:10:39] 当着唐天子的面

[00:10:42] 当着文武百官

[00:10:44] 60 几国的使臣

[00:10:46] 朱文忠能害怕吗

[00:10:50] 能叫他给僵住吗

[00:10:53] 杜文忠乐过之后

[00:10:55] 点了点头

[00:10:57] 好

[00:10:57] 好

[00:10:57] 好

[00:10:58] 那我就比试比试

[00:11:00] 以助酒兴

[00:11:04] 他这一说呀

[00:11:05] 兴庆宫所有的人是掌声热烈

[00:11:09] 哗

[00:11:15] 你说喝酒

[00:11:16] 在那坐着什么意思

[00:11:18] 看

[00:11:18] 跳舞

[00:11:19] 诶那看惯了

[00:11:21] 不如换一种方式

[00:11:24] 人跟猴斗

[00:11:26] 也是别开生面

[00:11:28] 所以大家兴趣高涨

[00:11:32] 再看把桌椅都往后退了

[00:11:35] 一退

[00:11:36] 把场子打开

[00:11:38] 就在兴庆宫里摆下小型的战场

[00:11:44] 那些突厥兵一共40 个

[00:11:47] 手提着鞭子

[00:11:48] 站到正东、正西、正南、正北、东南、东北、西南、西北

[00:11:52] 四面八方

[00:11:55] 隔着几步就一个

[00:11:56] 隔着几步就一个

[00:11:58] 那是干嘛呀

[00:12:00] 看着这雪山白猿

[00:12:02] 怕他们跑了

[00:12:03] 也怕他们惹事

[00:12:06] 所以每人手中提着一把鞭子

[00:12:09] 在这严密监视着

[00:12:12] 这里边儿就是小型的比武场

[00:12:17] 杜文忠顶盔贯甲

[00:12:20] 那怎么比

[00:12:23] 马上点手

[00:12:24] 换仆人

[00:12:26] 更换装束

[00:12:28] 摘盔卸甲

[00:12:30] 然后换上短衣襟

[00:12:32] 小打扮

[00:12:33] 薄底的靴子

[00:12:35] 抬胳膊抬腿

[00:12:37] 没有半点崩卦之处

[00:12:39] 杜文忠心中暗想

[00:12:42] 我跟人呢

[00:12:44] 没短了争斗

[00:12:46] 跟这猴比划

[00:12:48] 这还是头一次

[00:12:50] 看来我得格外多加小心

[00:12:53] 这玩意儿是很难对付的

[00:12:57] 在这杜文忠啊

[00:12:58] 有本事啊

[00:13:00] 仗着功底扎实

[00:13:03] 他不是那么太紧张的

[00:13:06] 一切都准备好了

[00:13:08] 石铁虎点了点头

[00:13:10] 杜将军稍候片刻

[00:13:13] 说着

[00:13:14] 把掌中的鞭子往空中一举

[00:13:16] 啪啪啪啪

[00:13:21] 连甩五下

[00:13:23] 兴庆宫

[00:13:25] 揉揉周围都起了回音呢

[00:13:29] 甩鞭子干嘛

[00:13:30] 发出句号

[00:13:33] 这五个雪山白猿明白啊

[00:13:36] 刚才呀

[00:13:37] 是一字排开

[00:13:39] 垂首站立

[00:13:40] 听着鞭声活跃起来

[00:13:43] 滋滋直叫成

[00:13:47] 摆好了阵势

[00:13:51] 一方面占着一个

[00:13:52] 就是东西南北各占着一个

[00:13:55] 摆了一座方阵

[00:13:57] 脸都朝里

[00:13:58] 脊背对外

[00:14:00] 正中央还有一个

[00:14:03] 甭问中间

[00:14:05] 这是头儿

[00:14:08] 阵势摆好了

[00:14:10] 石铁虎转身

[00:14:12] 对杜文忠说

[00:14:14] 杜将军

[00:14:15] 一切就绪

[00:14:17] 请您进场吧

[00:14:19] 嗯

[00:14:20] 好吧

[00:14:21] 闪开了

[00:14:23] 哎呀

[00:14:25] 杜文忠心琢磨

[00:14:27] 五个

[00:14:30] 跟哪个比划的

[00:14:32] 先让哪个下手呢

[00:14:34] 心里没底

[00:14:37] 有一项

[00:14:38] 得了

[00:14:39] 我呀

[00:14:39] 就对付中央这个

[00:14:42] 把这个打趴下之后

[00:14:44] 再挨个对付那几个

[00:14:48] 多了

[00:14:48] 你打定主意

[00:14:50] 脚尖一踩金砖飞

[00:14:52] 身形噌

[00:14:54] 跳进方阵

[00:14:56] 直奔中间这个雪山

[00:14:58] 白猿就来了

[00:15:00] 就见这只白猿

[00:15:03] 眼睛瞪得溜圆

[00:15:05] 一个爪子在前

[00:15:07] 一个爪子在后

[00:15:09] 做好了攻击防守的准备

[00:15:13] 明眼人一看就知道是经过严格训练的

[00:15:17] 对武术颇有研究

[00:15:21] 他跟人差

[00:15:22] 就是不会说话

[00:15:25] 单说杜文忠

[00:15:27] 刘医生跳到白猿的近前

[00:15:31] 左手一晃他的面门

[00:15:33] 正手一掌

[00:15:35] 叫单掌开威

[00:15:38] 奔雪山白猿前胸猛击

[00:15:43] 一巴掌就到了

[00:15:46] 那杜文忠练过气功啊

[00:15:50] 他个儿也大

[00:15:52] 巴掌也大

[00:15:53] 真给拍上

[00:15:55] 重有千斤

[00:15:57] 那白猿就得当场毙命

[00:16:01] 再看这雪山派员

[00:16:03] 动也不动

[00:16:04] 闪也不闪

[00:16:06] 杜文忠还觉得有点纳闷呢

[00:16:09] 他怎么不躲呀

[00:16:11] 哎呀

[00:16:12] 看来畜生就是畜生

[00:16:15] 怎么说他也赶不上人

[00:16:19] 这玩意儿到关键时候有点发傻

[00:16:23] 他是那么想的

[00:16:24] 结果呀

[00:16:25] 猜错了

[00:16:28] 杜文忠的单掌眼看贴到白猿的毛上了

[00:16:33] 就在这时候

[00:16:35] 雪山白猿开始还击了

[00:16:39] 就见他吱一叫

[00:16:40] 身子一转个比闪电还快

[00:16:45] 杜文忠一掌击空

[00:16:50] 这白猿呢

[00:16:51] 就跳到左侧了

[00:16:53] 探出爪子

[00:16:55] 猛抓杜文忠的脸面

[00:16:58] 没说嘛

[00:16:59] 他那爪子比钢钩还快

[00:17:02] 抓上把肉就给撕烂

[00:17:06] 杜文忠一看不好

[00:17:08] 赶紧使了一招

[00:17:09] 所等藏头往下一哈腰拍

[00:17:14] 一爪子没挠上

[00:17:17] 芈月山前爪没挠上

[00:17:19] 还有后爪

[00:17:21] 看

[00:17:21] 嘶嘶一叫

[00:17:23] 揉起后边两个爪子

[00:17:26] 奔杜文忠双腿就掏了

[00:17:30] 他毕竟是动物啊

[00:17:32] 他动作麻利

[00:17:33] 比人快得多呀

[00:17:35] 咱说

[00:17:36] 必须说的清清楚楚

[00:17:39] 实质上

[00:17:40] 事情发生在几秒之内

[00:17:43] 杜文忠

[00:17:44] 说声不好

[00:17:45] 横着跳出一丈多远

[00:17:48] 才把这后爪子躲开

[00:17:53] 他对付的是中间的猴

[00:17:56] 那四级角还有四个呢

[00:17:59] 杜文忠刚把中间这猴闪开

[00:18:03] 哎

[00:18:04] 他最近这个像来家伙了

[00:18:06] 吱一声猛扑上来

[00:18:09] 奔杜文忠脸蛋子便抓

[00:18:13] 杜文忠一看不好

[00:18:15] 甩头上步啊

[00:18:17] 噌往前一送

[00:18:19] 正好跳到那猴近前

[00:18:22] 那时候一看来了啊

[00:18:24] 吱一叫肉上来了

[00:18:27] 三只雪山白猿把杜文忠困在当中

[00:18:33] 在场的人看的清清楚楚

[00:18:38] 杜文忠身材胖大

[00:18:42] 尽管有一定的武功

[00:18:45] 对付三只雪山白猿

[00:18:47] 对付不了啊

[00:18:50] 顾前顾不了后

[00:18:52] 顾左顾不了右

[00:18:54] 就挤一个照面

[00:18:56] 累得区徐带喘

[00:18:58] 大汗直流

[00:19:00] 眼花缭乱

[00:19:01] 一个没留神

[00:19:05] 被中间那白猿咔嚓这一爪子

[00:19:09] 把后背的衣服就给撕开

[00:19:13] 不仅把衣服给撕坏了

[00:19:16] 在后背上挠了一道沟

[00:19:19] 刺啦这一声是皮开肉绽

[00:19:22] 鲜血崩流

[00:19:24] 把杜文忠疼的

[00:19:26] 哎呀

[00:19:27] 他这一哆嗦

[00:19:29] 稍微慢点

[00:19:31] 旁边还有只白猿

[00:19:34] 看着子就抓

[00:19:36] 把杜文忠的腿里子拽起一块肉去

[00:19:42] 杜文忠疼的往地上一躺

[00:19:45] 使了个就地18 滚啪

[00:19:51] 以最快的速度逃出先帝

[00:19:58] 兴庆宫所有的人都惊呆了

[00:20:02] 李世民站起身来

[00:20:04] 啊

[00:20:05] 杜爱卿

[00:20:07] 你怎样了

[00:20:09] 快点找郎中医治

[00:20:12] 哎

[00:20:13] 你出来这圈就没事了

[00:20:16] 时间不大

[00:20:18] 来了五六个医生

[00:20:20] 把杜文忠架下去进行医治

[00:20:25] 这就得说是不幸之中的万幸啊

[00:20:28] 命保住了

[00:20:31] 包扎完伤口

[00:20:33] 杜文忠

[00:20:34] 上殿

[00:20:35] 跪在李世民面前请罪

[00:20:38] 李世民一笑

[00:20:39] 爱卿何罪之有啊

[00:20:42] 你这就不善啊

[00:20:45] 赶紧坐在旁边喝口酒压压惊吧

[00:20:51] 如果说这只就收了场

[00:20:54] 这事就算完事了

[00:20:56] 哪知这石铁虎是别有用心呢

[00:21:00] 杜文忠败了

[00:21:02] 本来大唐朝的文武脸上无光

[00:21:06] 这小子

[00:21:07] 火上泼油

[00:21:10] 再看他

[00:21:11] 把胸脯一舔

[00:21:12] 大嘴差一张

[00:21:15] 他说开狂话了

[00:21:20] 哎呀

[00:21:22] 我为杜将军高兴啊

[00:21:25] 杜将军败的

[00:21:27] 就算会败

[00:21:30] 命保住了吗

[00:21:31] 嗯

[00:21:32] 但是我也深感遗憾

[00:21:36] 你看这杜将军

[00:21:38] 这图儿不小

[00:21:40] 又是什么总兵官

[00:21:42] 我说这总兵就这两下子

[00:21:46] 挺大个人

[00:21:48] 连动物都斗不过

[00:21:51] 岂不被人耻笑啊

[00:21:53] 难道说大唐朝都是这样的英雄吗

[00:21:58] 要都这样

[00:21:59] 我看这事儿就算了

[00:22:01] 嗯

[00:22:02] 等我回到突厥国

[00:22:04] 一定把这件事儿如实的禀报我家可汗

[00:22:09] 哈哈哈哈

[00:22:13] 李世民一听

[00:22:15] 把脸就沉起来

[00:22:17] 心说

[00:22:18] 可恶

[00:22:19] 可恼

[00:22:23] 你哪是席前助兴啊

[00:22:26] 你是诚心挑衅

[00:22:29] 藐视我大唐没人呢

[00:22:32] 不

[00:22:32] 就这一封

[00:22:34] 李世民的好斗啊

[00:22:37] 圆睁二目问左右

[00:22:40] 哪位将军愿跟白猿比试

[00:22:45] 还有没有

[00:22:47] 我

[00:22:49] 随着声音

[00:22:50] 上一人

[00:22:52] 正是徐州镇的总兵官

[00:22:55] 名叫金甲金国度

[00:22:59] 金甲躬身施礼

[00:23:00] 陛下您不必上火

[00:23:03] 有几个畜生

[00:23:04] 没什么了不起的

[00:23:06] 交于微臣