《Casting Agents And Cowgirls》歌词

[00:00:00] Casting Agents And Cowgirls - Busdriver

[00:00:04] Hey Hey Hey

[00:00:13] You did it you got it

[00:00:15] You wowed the world

[00:00:16] Of casting agents and cowgirls

[00:00:18] Fess up you＇re dressed up to kill yourself

[00:00:23] Girl I＇m a walking plan-crash to your moms and dads

[00:00:26] Ostentatious and crass pulling the gauze off your scabs

[00:00:28] B**ch I negate the myth of the ＇great black boyfriend＇

[00:00:31] In the Polaroid at the get-together

[00:00:32] Wearing a corduroy vest-sweater

[00:00:33] So don＇t get that engagement ring engraved

[00:00:36] Cuz before we met you thought that hoodrats laid eggs

[00:00:39] And that rappers were just sky-pirates with peg legs

[00:00:41] But I kick it with you simply for the shits and giggles playful innuendos

[00:00:44] You thought ＂he＇s just an uber-dred for the federal fiscal cap＂

[00:00:47] But after brunch you＇ll need 2 Sudafed＇s and a disco nap

[00:00:49] After I drain your insides with a crazy straw

[00:00:51] You ain＇t my baby doll- ＂cuz ni**a you reek of coffee shop blend＂

[00:00:55] My body＇s a lollipop that caters to the miss polyglot＇s whim

[00:00:57] With addictive agents that outweigh oxycodones

[00:01:00] And our phobias perfectly fit

[00:01:02] It takes a quirky chick with curvy hips to petrify this working-stiff

[00:01:04] You did it you got it

[00:01:07] You wowed the world

[00:01:08] Of casting agents and cowgirls

[00:01:10] Fess up you＇re dressed up to kill yourself

[00:01:13] While I＇m still on shelf

[00:01:15] They want an everyman milking the oldest gags

[00:01:17] Spilling the contents of a Pepsi can on folded flags

[00:01:20] They want an everyman milking the oldest gags

[00:01:23] Spilling the contents of a Pepsi can on folded flags

[00:01:26] I＇ll be today＇s avatar of the prefab

[00:01:27] Then end up a child star in rehab

[00:01:29] It＇s like a bed-and-breakfast I＇m sending a text message on my key pad

[00:01:32] Saying ＂I hav no more to say to my ex-manager(slash)sea hag divorcee

[00:01:34] Except eat sh*t and die＂

[00:01:36] My daily commute ends with a fender-bender

[00:01:38] Cuz no one acknowledges my ten-year tenure

[00:01:40] I＇ve got the know-how the thrill your scene

[00:01:42] But they want someone lowbrow a philistine

[00:01:43] With iron-on irony for Viacom＇s white honkies

[00:01:44] They＇ll send you a girl wearing tight thongs under nylon gi＇s

[00:01:47] ＂let＇s all hit ＂

[00:01:50] But I＇m not for the gaudy gangbang

[00:01:53] The thought of it turns my member to a soggy plantain

[00:01:56] And sh*t I get off on news leads

[00:01:57] And you eat pet mouse meat set and poised with sex toys

[00:02:00] In your penthouse suite believing you＇re Lou Reed

[00:02:02] I spit used reeds out the wet mouthpiece

[00:02:04] Even when sex appeal is taboo electric bills are past due

[00:02:07] My head is clear of engineered election year snafu

[00:02:10] You did it you got it

[00:02:12] You wowed the world

[00:02:13] Of casting agents and cowgirls

[00:02:15] Fess up you＇re dressed up to kill yourself

[00:02:18] While I＇m still on shelf

[00:02:20] They want an everyman milking the oldest gags

[00:02:22] Spilling the contents of a Pepsi can on folded flags

[00:02:25] They want an everyman milking the oldest gags

[00:02:27] Spilling the contents of a Pepsi can on folded flags

[00:02:30] I used to say f**k it

[00:02:32] Wouldn＇t placate the functionaries

[00:02:33] To busy making playdates with buxom secretaries

[00:02:36] But I hope that my homies don＇t laugh my choreographed dance steps

[00:02:40] Are a little effeminate for a sociopath

[00:02:41] We＇ve been airbrushed so much we look like a claymation zoo

[00:02:45] I＇m a voice over on your Playstation 2

[00:02:47] But in my hey-day my ethical fiber would turn stages into firewood

[00:02:50] You did it you got it

[00:02:53] You wowed the world

[00:02:54] Of casting agents and cowgirls

[00:02:56] Fess up you＇re dressed up to kill yourself

[00:02:59] While I＇m still on shelf

[00:03:01] They want an everyman milking the oldest gags

[00:03:04] Spilling the contents of a Pepsi can on folded flags

[00:03:07] They want an everyman milking the oldest gags

[00:03:09] Spilling the contents of a Pepsi can on folded flags