《Pen’s Oil》歌词

[00:00:00] Pen's Oil - Busdriver/Radioinactive/Daedelus

[00:00:58] I want to welcome me to your country

[00:01:00] It's far too crowded for me to be here

[00:01:02] But I don’t wanna be there

[00:01:03] But I just got there

[00:01:03] But I don’t wanna ask to be re-routed

[00:01:05] on the first day of this month's Armageddon

[00:01:06] Writing speeches with unleavened pencil

[00:01:08] Rewrite the scrolls of history

[00:01:11] In the dark with a flashlight whisperingto myself

[00:01:13] and the other diplomats from Switzerland

[00:01:15] Me and my constituents

[00:01:16] And Dan Rather

[00:01:17] We like to gather

[00:01:18] And run the world with the help of a motherboard

[00:01:19] and a back scratcher

[00:01:20] God’s computer

[00:01:22] I drink a Vodka shooter

[00:01:23] Out of an antique auctioned Luger

[00:01:24] With a bunch of cranky cop recruiters

[00:01:26] I offer the future in an office

[00:01:28] With a t-shirt that buttons up

[00:01:29] Just because the world runs on oil

[00:01:33] Doesn’t mean oilmen should run the world

[00:01:40] Just because the sky’s my paved road

[00:01:42] Doesn’t mean you should pave a road over the sky

[00:01:50] My mom is an enthusiastic movie actress

[00:01:52] who’s in to pop-culture ethnic cleansing

[00:01:54] Genetic blending of Mouseketeers who smile from ear to ear

[00:01:57] For thousands of years Step-an’-Fetch-it’s make the crowd cheer

[00:02:00] Now human shield street promoters will sleep over

[00:02:04] and dry your hair with a leaf blower

[00:02:06] If you don’t know the secret code word

[00:02:07] Then don't reorder our albums that contain three leaf clovers

[00:02:10] that give relief to ulcers

[00:02:11] Did you know American and British royal fam will lick your oil pan

[00:02:14] and equate a suicide bomber with a loyal fan

[00:02:16] File a lawsuit

[00:02:17] They’re looking out for the interest of a small group

[00:02:21] of Illuminati lineage first-born male with horns and a tail

[00:02:27] Pumping gasoline... how much do you want

[00:02:30] Fill it up and clean the windshield with a rag

[00:02:32] You’ll need a quart-of-oil

[00:02:34] My name is Clinton Moil

[00:02:35] I’m not from foreign soil

[00:02:37] I’ve used a car antenna as a fencing foil

[00:02:39] Sounds like your engine coil will make your grandson’s attention boil

[00:02:42] Contribute and give me the rest of the money before you go

[00:02:44] to the Statue of Liberty restroom honey

[00:02:46] I need to go inside of the store to get you some gum

[00:02:48] cause your breath smells like the Exxon Valdez oil spill

[00:02:51] Free with the use of a Nascar gas-card

[00:02:52] It's a page-turner

[00:02:53] Where the red fern grows fuel for the bedroom stove

[00:02:56] Rock the vote with your broccoli coat

[00:03:04] Wouldn’t you like to be posing nude in front of frozen food

[00:03:06] Hook

[00:03:07] Line

[00:03:07] And sinker but a bookbinder thinker might blow a fuse

[00:03:10] When a tube sock hand puppet pontificates

[00:03:11] I seek a boom-box sand bucket and song-listed tapes

[00:03:12] from autistic apes who soul search without spoonfuls

[00:03:14] from a fat-free yogurt hunger strike

[00:03:16] From a covert bunker site

[00:03:17] Testing biological warfare

[00:03:18] Watch the tv screen spectacle until

[00:03:20] you’re a squeaky-clean edible leafy green vegetable or

[00:03:22] a couch potato spud with 'say no to d**gs' embroidered

[00:03:26] in your throw pillows

[00:03:26] Cold chills go through your arthritic metacarpals

[00:03:28] The idea’s that you’ll get to move into your sandcastle

[00:03:31] by pressing buttons

[00:03:32] Branded cattle with a set of instructions of how to turn

[00:03:33] a tv dryer and washer into a flying saucer

[00:03:36] But not without being rushed to an eye doctor

[00:03:37] Cause I’m not wrap so tight

[00:03:39] Exacta knife cut retina of an adult industry

[00:03:40] smut-peddler’s mud-wrestler...