《The Birmingham Ho》歌词

[00:00:00] The Birmingham Ho - Morten Abel

[00:00:02] OK Taxi

[00:00:13] I met this girl in a Birmingham taxi

[00:00:15] I got it first but she slipped in before me

[00:00:17] Just as I was telling her hey this is mine

[00:00:20] She already told the cab driver where to go

[00:00:22] Me I always show respect for the ladies

[00:00:25] I sat back and let her have it her way

[00:00:27] So good lord sees me through darkness and light

[00:00:30] I tell you what I remembered from that night

[00:00:32] I'm hungry do you fancy a little something to eat

[00:00:35] I can't go on forever on Cognac and weed

[00:00:37] But she was already on the way down in the seat

[00:00:40] I tried to stop her or maybe I didn't

[00:00:42] So there I was in a strange situation

[00:00:45] The chauffeur said I can drop you off at the station

[00:00:47] I said no man no don't

[00:00:50] I tell you when to stop keep your eyes on the road

[00:00:52] You don't have to be gay to make a friend feel good OK

[00:00:59] No you don't have to be gay to make a friend feel good OK

[00:01:07] You don't have to be gay to make a friend feel good OK

[00:01:13] Two hours later she was still at it

[00:01:15] The driver had to refill gasoline and shit

[00:01:18] Baby baby introduce yourself

[00:01:20] What's your name girl

[00:01:22] My name is Fred

[00:01:23] Fred

[00:01:23] Fred yeah

[00:01:25] Fred a'what a'what did you say

[00:01:27] Now that put me back a bit 'cos I'm not gay

[00:01:30] Now that put me back a bit 'cos I'm not gay

[00:01:32] You don't have to be gay to make a friend feel good OK

[00:01:39] No you don't have to be gay to make a friend feel good OK

[00:01:47] You don't have to be gay to make a friend feel good OK

[00:01:52] So whatever kind of trouble you might get yourself into

[00:01:57] Just think of me that night and what I went through

[00:02:01] I thought it was Helen or Marie or whatever giving me head

[00:02:07] Until I realised it was this dude called Fred Hello

[00:02:11] And that was a Birmingham Ho

[00:02:14] Hey ho hey ho hey

[00:02:16] And that was a Birmingham Ho

[00:02:18] Hey ho hey ho hey ho hey

[00:02:23] Take it away now

[00:02:25] Hold on a minute that's bullshit

[00:02:27] You told me it was a microphone

[00:02:29] And you wanted me to sing in it

[00:02:30] I don't think it's me I think it's you that have a problem

[00:02:34] So zip up and try to be a gentleman

[00:02:37] I have feelings too and I don't need you to hurt them

[00:02:40] So zip up and try to be a gentleman

[00:02:42] So zip up and try to be a gentleman

[00:02:45] You don't have to be gay to make a friend feel good OK

[00:02:52] No you don't have to be gay to make a friend feel good OK

[00:02:59] You don't have to be gay to make a friend feel good OK

[00:03:05] You don't have to be gay to make a friend feel good OK

[00:03:12] No you don't have to be gay to make a friend feel good OK

[00:03:19] You don't have to be gay to make a friend feel good OK

[00:03:25] And that was a Birmingham Ho

[00:03:27] Hey ho hey ho hey

[00:03:29] And was a Birmingham Ho

[00:03:30] Hey ho hey ho hey ho hey

[00:03:35] Ho hey ho hey ho hey

[00:03:39] Ho hey ho hey ho hey