《Funky Cold Medina》歌词

[00:00:01] Funky Cold Medina - Tone-Loc

[00:00:13] I dig it

[00:00:18] Go cooling at a bar

[00:00:20] And I'm looking for some action

[00:00:22] But like Mick Jagger said

[00:00:24] I can't get no satisfaction

[00:00:26] The girls are all around

[00:00:28] But none of them wanna get wit' me

[00:00:30] My threads are fresh and I'm lookin deaf

[00:00:32] Yo what's up with L-O-C

[00:00:35] The girls are all jocking

[00:00:36] At the other end of the bar have

[00:00:39] Drinking with some no name chump

[00:00:41] When they know that I'm the star

[00:00:43] So I got up and strolled over

[00:00:45] To the other side of the cantina

[00:00:47] I asked the guy why you so fly

[00:00:49] He said funky cold medina

[00:00:58] Funky cold medina

[00:01:07] This brother told me a secret

[00:01:09] On how to get more chicks

[00:01:11] Put a little medina in your glass

[00:01:13] And the girls'll come real quick

[00:01:15] It's better than any alcohol

[00:01:17] Or aprhodisiac

[00:01:19] A couple of sips of this love potion

[00:01:22] And she'll be on your lap

[00:01:23] So I gave some to my dog

[00:01:26] When he began to beg

[00:01:28] And then he licked his bowl

[00:01:29] And he looked at me

[00:01:30] And did the wild thing on my leg

[00:01:32] He used to scratch and bite me

[00:01:34] Before he was much much meaner

[00:01:36] But now all the poodles run to my house

[00:01:38] For the funky cold medina

[00:01:41] Y'know what I'm saying

[00:01:42] I got every dog in my neighborhood

[00:01:44] Breaking down my door

[00:01:47] I got Spuds McKenzie

[00:01:49] Alex from Stroughs

[00:01:52] They won't leave my dog alone

[00:01:53] With that Medina pal

[00:01:57] I went up to this girl

[00:01:58] She said"Hi my name is Sheena"

[00:02:00] I'd thought she'd be good to go

[00:02:02] With a little funky cold medina

[00:02:04] She said "I'd like a drink"

[00:02:06] I said hmm OK I'll go get it

[00:02:08] And then a couple of sips

[00:02:10] She cold licked her lips

[00:02:11] And I knew that she was wit' it

[00:02:13] So I took her to my crib and

[00:02:15] Everything went as well as planned

[00:02:17] But when she got undressed

[00:02:18] It was a big ol' mess

[00:02:19] Sheena was a man

[00:02:21] So I threw him out

[00:02:22] I don't fool around

[00:02:23] With no Oscar Mayer Weiner

[00:02:25] You must be sure you're girl is pure

[00:02:27] For the funky cold medina

[00:02:30] Y'know

[00:02:32] Y'know what a man

[00:02:35] This is the eighties

[00:02:35] And the Loc is down wit' the ladies

[00:02:44] Break it down

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[00:03:18] Black in the saddle

[00:03:20] Lookin' for a little affection

[00:03:22] I took a shot as a contestant

[00:03:24] On the Love Connection

[00:03:26] The audience voted

[00:03:28] And y'know they picked a winner

[00:03:30] I took my date to the Hilton

[00:03:32] For medina and some dinner

[00:03:34] She had a few drinks

[00:03:36] I'm thinking soon what I'll be getting

[00:03:39] Instead she started talking about

[00:03:40] Plans for our wedding

[00:03:42] So a couple of sips of this love

[00:03:44] Now is so fast how is senior

[00:03:46] As well as find you don't play around

[00:03:48] What a funky cold medina

[00:03:52] Y'know what I'm saying

[00:03:54] That medina's a monster

[00:03:58] Funky cold medina