《小五义 第177集》歌词

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[00:00:15] 单说郭厂长

[00:00:17] 你看这两个人被拿

[00:00:20] 他可有点沉不住气了

[00:00:22] 心说这白芸瑞可真够横打

[00:00:27] 我要不亲自动手

[00:00:28] 想要赢他势必登天

[00:00:31] 因此

[00:00:32] 郭长达晃动量天尺

[00:00:34] 要站白云路

[00:00:38] 他们两个人真要动手

[00:00:41] 芸瑞今天是非跟头不可

[00:00:45] 好一好

[00:00:45] 把命给搭上

[00:00:47] 别看白芸瑞的能耐大分跟谁比

[00:00:51] 在郭长达面前

[00:00:54] 他可差着老大一块呢

[00:00:57] 他也是呆着

[00:00:58] 白芸瑞不栽跟头

[00:01:00] 还没等他伸手呢

[00:01:03] 就听墙头上有锣声

[00:01:07] 知晓唐罗瑭瑭瑭

[00:01:13] 算灵卦算灵卦大流运卦

[00:01:19] 未卜先知

[00:01:22] 算不灵不收费

[00:01:26] 老少的英雄文凭就乱

[00:01:30] 这不是老剑客

[00:01:31] 走画昌的声音

[00:01:33] 大家扭向回头往墙上一看

[00:01:36] 可不是

[00:01:37] 墙头上蹲着个破老头儿

[00:01:41] 两个大白眼睛往上翻着

[00:01:44] 开花帽开花袍

[00:01:46] 手拎清竹竿

[00:01:49] 那只手拎着小唐罗

[00:01:51] 身后背着破豆子

[00:01:53] 正是诙谐老人邹老剑客

[00:01:59] 前文书咱说走

[00:02:01] 画昌要不帮忙

[00:02:03] 抓不着假

[00:02:04] 徐良忙着走画昌不帮忙

[00:02:09] 王顺也不能顺利借到东京政法走

[00:02:14] 老剑客本身有点儿事儿

[00:02:17] 他要访一访

[00:02:19] 40年前

[00:02:20] 一个过命的朋友到浙江去领他

[00:02:25] 现在这个事儿办完了

[00:02:27] 老头儿要回冰山北极岛

[00:02:31] 正好路过开封

[00:02:33] 他忽然想起徐良和白瑞讲平方数安等人

[00:02:40] 走

[00:02:40] 老剑客心想

[00:02:42] 这帮人都不错

[00:02:44] 各有特色

[00:02:46] 白眉毛徐良能耐

[00:02:49] 来吧

[00:02:49] 还好顽皮

[00:02:51] 我们爷俩越谈越热乎

[00:02:54] 百瑞一团正气

[00:02:57] 小伙子很有能耐

[00:02:58] 不愧是上三门的接班人

[00:03:02] 讲评方书安都是足智多谋

[00:03:08] 哎

[00:03:09] 这次在见一回面儿

[00:03:10] 下回啊

[00:03:11] 不定什么时候能见着

[00:03:14] 顺便呢

[00:03:15] 到开封府看看

[00:03:17] 如果遇上什么为难的事儿

[00:03:19] 我再给帮帮忙

[00:03:21] 老剑客按着这样的新到的开封

[00:03:25] 可是到了开封

[00:03:27] 百业城门早就关闭了

[00:03:31] 老剑客施展陆地飞腾术

[00:03:34] 飞檐走壁的能量

[00:03:36] 爬进城墙到开封

[00:03:40] 他没敢公开露面

[00:03:42] 他惊动了包厢里案例之中

[00:03:46] 用耳朵一摸

[00:03:48] 这才知道开封锁的境况

[00:03:52] 呃

[00:03:52] 听说老少英雄都赶奔莲花观去大战莲花门的总门长郭长达

[00:04:01] 诙谐老人有大吃一惊

[00:04:06] 跑

[00:04:08] 心说呢

[00:04:09] 郭长达

[00:04:09] 谁惹得起这帮人去了

[00:04:12] 肯定是凶多吉少

[00:04:16] 我得赶快去帮忙

[00:04:18] 就这样感到莲花快来早了

[00:04:22] 真不如来巧了

[00:04:25] 可给大伙乐坏

[00:04:28] 众人全都围拢过来

[00:04:31] 老剑客常

[00:04:32] 老剑客短

[00:04:35] 抖画长一摆手

[00:04:37] 哎呦

[00:04:37] 各位

[00:04:39] 恕我看不见有个对的不对的呢

[00:04:44] 各位老少爷们儿可原谅

[00:04:46] 是不是这个云瑞在这儿呢

[00:04:49] 把他叫过来

[00:04:50] 我问他点儿事儿

[00:04:52] 哎呀

[00:04:52] 快回来

[00:04:54] 白芸瑞提刀回归本队

[00:04:58] 一看是走了健康新华路啊

[00:05:01] 把刀还鞘过来

[00:05:03] 十里老人家

[00:05:06] 白芸瑞在此

[00:05:08] 来来

[00:05:10] 我摸一摸啊

[00:05:13] 其实啊

[00:05:14] 他比谁眼睛都好使

[00:05:16] 故意在这儿演戏

[00:05:18] 要不怎么叫诙谐剑客

[00:05:21] 这老头爱闹着玩

[00:05:24] 他把白玉摸了摸

[00:05:26] 嗯

[00:05:27] 身子骨还挺硬实

[00:05:29] 听说你摊了不白之冤

[00:05:32] 受了不少苦

[00:05:34] 我挺心疼

[00:05:36] 云瑞听到这儿

[00:05:37] 鼻子一酸

[00:05:38] 啊

[00:05:39] 老人家

[00:05:39] 你也听说了

[00:05:40] 可不是吗

[00:05:42] 多咱好人都是多磨难啊

[00:05:48] 咱们爷俩有话慢慢的再谈啊

[00:05:51] 你们先在后边等等我过去给郭长达算一卦

[00:05:57] 说着走出人群

[00:05:58] 敲响唐罗瑭瑭算灵卦

[00:06:03] 算灵卦

[00:06:04] 大流运卦未卜先知

[00:06:07] 郭厂长

[00:06:09] 我给你算一卦

[00:06:10] 怎么样

[00:06:11] 无良天尊国长

[00:06:16] 他一眼就看出来走话长

[00:06:21] 冰山北极岛长发道人

[00:06:24] 雪珠帘的师弟

[00:06:27] 郭长达冷笑了一声

[00:06:29] 老伙计

[00:06:31] 开什么玩笑

[00:06:34] 没想到咱们在这儿见了面

[00:06:39] 哎哟

[00:06:40] 郭老间可真是好记性

[00:06:42] 还认识我这个瞎老头儿

[00:06:45] 呸

[00:06:46] 你一点儿都不瞎

[00:06:48] 你快把眼珠转过来

[00:06:50] 你甭在我面前装大瓣蒜

[00:06:54] 罗昌一听

[00:06:56] 那就别装蒜了

[00:06:58] 就见他俩演绎蹦蹦

[00:07:00] 眼珠转了各

[00:07:03] 两只土放出一道寒光来

[00:07:07] 比别人的眼睛显得都凉

[00:07:12] 但是这老头儿在什么时候也不着急生气

[00:07:17] 吻吻当当

[00:07:19] 冲着郭长达点了点头

[00:07:21] 董班长

[00:07:23] 数载未见

[00:07:26] 你挺好啊

[00:07:27] 嗯

[00:07:28] 不错

[00:07:30] 李老师

[00:07:31] 凡是毕丘卧佛昆仑三厅好吗

[00:07:36] 也不错

[00:07:39] 你们武圣人于和于九莲也挺好

[00:07:44] 嗯

[00:07:45] 也行呵

[00:07:47] 这走话长真周到

[00:07:49] 是郭长达周围这些亲人

[00:07:52] 他问了个道

[00:07:54] 最后

[00:07:55] 他把话锋一转

[00:07:58] 总门长

[00:08:00] 我有一事不明

[00:08:02] 当面领教老伙计

[00:08:05] 有话说吧

[00:08:06] 能转圈

[00:08:08] 总门长

[00:08:10] 你不在东海碧霞宫

[00:08:13] 来到东京西山坳莲花观

[00:08:16] 所谓何故呢

[00:08:19] 啊

[00:08:19] 你问这个十不行啊

[00:08:24] 我们莲花门的人被开疯子都欺负

[00:08:29] 苦了我这个总门长仔细地拢了拢着

[00:08:36] 关

[00:08:36] 我们莲花门的门人弟子死在三侠五义手下就176 人

[00:08:44] 如果说我们莲花门的规矩不严

[00:08:49] 手下有不好的人

[00:08:51] 这也在所难免

[00:08:53] 可是一个不好

[00:08:55] 两个不好

[00:08:56] 这170 多人都不好吗

[00:08:59] 不见得

[00:09:02] 可见开封府的人杀人杀红了眼睛

[00:09:06] 专门跟我们莲花门为仇作对

[00:09:11] 我作为总门长也有兴手

[00:09:14] 不管是里

[00:09:16] 我这次来到京西莲花观

[00:09:19] 就是跟开封府的人来结算总账

[00:09:24] 哦

[00:09:30] 原来如此

[00:09:33] 老伙计

[00:09:35] 听人劝

[00:09:36] 吃饱饭

[00:09:39] 咱们老哥俩可不错

[00:09:41] 人不起你义气

[00:09:44] 亦不亲刀把子亲

[00:09:47] 刀把子不亲

[00:09:48] 祖师爷还亲

[00:09:51] 要说起来

[00:09:53] 三教归来是一家

[00:09:56] 咱们还都是一个跟上升的总门长

[00:10:02] 你如果能听我相劝你呀

[00:10:06] 就打消了这个念头

[00:10:09] 你不对呀

[00:10:11] 一手下的门人弟子

[00:10:13] 采花盗柳

[00:10:15] 奸盗邪淫

[00:10:17] 你怎么不说呢

[00:10:19] 听

[00:10:19] 这个数目挺吓人

[00:10:21] 170 多人都惨死在刀下

[00:10:25] 可是他们干了些什么

[00:10:26] 你怎么不说呢

[00:10:29] 那天下的武林人多至上万

[00:10:32] 别人为什么没挨刀呢

[00:10:35] 反躬自问

[00:10:37] 还怪你的门规不严哦

[00:10:41] 老剑客呀

[00:10:43] 你要脑门子一热

[00:10:46] 不分是非好歹

[00:10:48] 一朝失足千古憾

[00:10:53] 我不可怜别的

[00:10:55] 我可怜你

[00:10:56] 这把年纪可能咱俩同岁吧

[00:11:01] 今年你103 了

[00:11:06] 是不是证明我说的还对

[00:11:09] 人活百岁古来稀呀

[00:11:14] 咱们没咽这口气儿

[00:11:15] 就是活神仙

[00:11:18] 你何必听信手下人的谗言

[00:11:22] 来脚这点浑水呢

[00:11:24] 弄得混不混

[00:11:26] 清不清

[00:11:27] 将来身败名裂

[00:11:30] 要听我的

[00:11:32] 咱老哥俩手拉手一走

[00:11:35] 云游天下

[00:11:36] 何乐而不为

[00:11:39] 关于弟子徒孙的

[00:11:40] 是他们自作自受

[00:11:43] 师傅领进门

[00:11:44] 修行在个人

[00:11:46] 他学好了

[00:11:47] 谁不高兴

[00:11:48] 他学遭了

[00:11:49] 自然有国法常伴着她

[00:11:52] 那是咎由自取

[00:11:55] 你何苦为他们操心

[00:11:58] 哎

[00:11:59] 也许我说的有不当之处

[00:12:01] 还望老剑客海涵

[00:12:05] 我常拿文凭

[00:12:07] 冷笑了一声

[00:12:11] 周花茶

[00:12:13] 我也有事儿不明白

[00:12:15] 想问问你哦

[00:12:16] 行吧

[00:12:18] 开封府许给你什么好处

[00:12:21] 莫非包黑子也要保举你当官不成啊

[00:12:27] 不然的话

[00:12:28] 你怎么能替开封府的人说话

[00:12:32] 一张嘴

[00:12:33] 我的门规不严

[00:12:36] 再张嘴

[00:12:37] 我莲花门的人进出歹徒

[00:12:41] 看来你走话长

[00:12:43] 说话不公啊

[00:12:46] 我明白

[00:12:47] 难怪开封府的人如此猖狂

[00:12:50] 就是由你们这伙人暗中帮我

[00:12:54] 郭长达这回到了东京

[00:12:56] 我把你们这帮人全都包括在内

[00:13:00] 哪个帮忙就是我的仇敌

[00:13:04] 除非无力解决

[00:13:06] 没有什么可说的

[00:13:09] 哎呦呦呦呦

[00:13:11] 拿我家

[00:13:13] 你要一个官轮马勺

[00:13:16] 不分青红皂白呀

[00:13:18] 怎么说连我也打到其中了

[00:13:22] 对

[00:13:23] 你要帮忙

[00:13:24] 你就是我的仇敌

[00:13:26] 你先问我的量天尺答应不答应好啊

[00:13:32] 那么

[00:13:32] 也得问问我的青竹竿啊

[00:13:35] 答应不答应吧

[00:13:39] 说到这

[00:13:40] 没法往下说

[00:13:43] 焦化厂也气得浑身抖

[00:13:46] 老头子一转身

[00:13:47] 回归本队

[00:13:48] 把破唐罗破兜子放下

[00:13:51] 这猪肝他可没撒手

[00:13:54] 那个说是猪肝博士

[00:13:57] 从表面上看是猪肝食指

[00:14:00] 这是一条宝兵器

[00:14:02] 名叫子午盘龙梢

[00:14:06] 乃是吴京达到的

[00:14:09] 而且大拇手指上还有黄

[00:14:13] 在特殊的情况下

[00:14:14] 他验疯狂盘龙烧地头上还能长出一节

[00:14:19] 这一节一共是三寸五叉翻愣透甲锥

[00:14:25] 专打金钟罩

[00:14:26] 能破铁布衫

[00:14:28] 也慢说是人

[00:14:29] 就是铁板也能给你穿透

[00:14:33] 今天为了对付郭长达

[00:14:36] 走华场破例用大拇指捻疯狂喷枪头前儿这个三棱透甲锥就冒出来

[00:14:46] 借着灯光度人家按

[00:14:50] 老头儿把破大衫往上捏了一破

[00:14:54] 袖头挽了一挽

[00:14:56] 把脚上的鞋用袋子嘞结12次来到郭长达近前

[00:15:03] 老伙计

[00:15:05] 还是不抓破脸儿好啊

[00:15:08] 你想

[00:15:09] 咱们俩这一伸手都叫人家笑

[00:15:12] 100多岁

[00:15:13] 100多岁俩人凑一块

[00:15:15] 200多岁赶上人家一大堆了

[00:15:19] 这不是

[00:15:20] 分明是在人前耍活宝

[00:15:22] 码胚州花茶

[00:15:25] 要想不动手

[00:15:26] 可以

[00:15:27] 你马上给我走

[00:15:29] 你要离开

[00:15:30] 这才能避免一场血战

[00:15:33] 好了好了好了

[00:15:35] 郭长达10几年不见

[00:15:38] 你可长了脾气啊

[00:15:40] 今天我老人家就领教领教你总门长究竟有多高的本领

[00:15:49] 他们俩刚要伸手

[00:15:51] 气不大头

[00:15:52] 鬼房书安在廊檐底下捆着

[00:15:56] 房书安一想

[00:15:57] 啊

[00:15:57] 妈的

[00:15:58] 妈

[00:15:58] 我的姥姥越打越激烈

[00:16:01] 悦达仇口越深呢

[00:16:03] 人家别人没事撒丫子都走了

[00:16:06] 我在这儿捆着

[00:16:08] 这帮贼拿我出气不可

[00:16:11] 大概别人把我忘了

[00:16:13] 我自己不能把我忘了吗

[00:16:17] 趁着周老剑客在这儿得想法让他把我给救了

[00:16:21] 因此房书安就喊上啦

[00:16:24] 一我老天可等等我说两句有

[00:16:30] 谁在那儿吵吵

[00:16:32] 西部大头鬼房书安舒安娜

[00:16:37] 你怎么不在这儿站着跑

[00:16:39] 那儿呆着去

[00:16:40] 嗯

[00:16:40] 废话

[00:16:41] 我也不乐意

[00:16:42] 我是叫人家抓住了捆在这儿

[00:16:46] 是啊

[00:16:47] 那就捆一会儿吧

[00:16:49] 等我们打完了仗

[00:16:50] 有功夫咱爷俩再谈

[00:16:53] 俺们不行

[00:16:55] 他那时候就谈不了了

[00:16:56] 我就归了位啦

[00:16:58] 老爷子想法先把我记住了

[00:17:00] 然后再说吧

[00:17:03] 额

[00:17:04] 先就你这

[00:17:05] 这怎么救呢

[00:17:07] 好

[00:17:08] 我跟郭长达商量商量啊

[00:17:11] 老伙计

[00:17:13] 你把房书安给我放了怎么样

[00:17:17] 什么遭劳监课

[00:17:23] 我大概你老糊涂了

[00:17:25] 要不就是你占便宜占惯了

[00:17:28] 上嘴唇一碰下嘴唇

[00:17:29] 你倒说的轻巧

[00:17:31] 放防酸没门儿

[00:17:34] J 小子竟敢跑到莲花观前来卧底

[00:17:37] 给我们带来这么多的灾难

[00:17:40] 这笔账还没算呢

[00:17:41] 等打完仗我还想扒他的皮

[00:17:45] 憋屈

[00:17:46] 那多难受啊

[00:17:48] 人哪有那像扒皮的

[00:17:51] 您是三清弟子

[00:17:53] 说这话本身你就违背了教规呀

[00:17:57] 老板答

[00:17:59] 咱像做买卖似的

[00:18:01] 咱讲讲价值

[00:18:03] 如果你能把房书安放了

[00:18:06] 你提个条件

[00:18:07] 你看怎么样这

[00:18:10] 炎火长达

[00:18:12] 心生了一计

[00:18:15] 好啦

[00:18:17] 既然老剑客题在这儿

[00:18:20] 却之不恭

[00:18:22] 我要不答应

[00:18:23] 显见着我这个人太不讲情面

[00:18:27] 但你讲话

[00:18:28] 这得有条件要叫我放他

[00:18:34] 你得叫我砸三扎

[00:18:38] 怎么样

[00:18:39] 你要能接住我三巴掌

[00:18:43] 而且我没把你打动

[00:18:45] 那我就放房山

[00:18:48] 你敢答应吗

[00:18:52] 一句话把走老剑客给叫住

[00:18:57] 老建个新冠疫情

[00:18:58] 这怎么办

[00:19:00] 你说答应不答应

[00:19:02] 不然的话

[00:19:02] 仿佛穿这条命

[00:19:03] 真保不住了

[00:19:07] 答应我

[00:19:08] 能不能接住郭长达三长

[00:19:11] 人家的金连长威震武林

[00:19:13] 堪称一绝

[00:19:15] 那家子的功夫是最厉害

[00:19:18] 可是事到如今

[00:19:20] 要不答应

[00:19:22] 这跟头就算栽了

[00:19:24] 甭伸手

[00:19:25] 现在就丢了人了

[00:19:28] 就凭自己是长发道人

[00:19:30] 雪珠帘的师弟能叫他给叫得住吗

[00:19:35] J 老头儿也挺倔呀

[00:19:38] 把牙关一咬

[00:19:40] 心一横

[00:19:41] 心说

[00:19:42] 我就接他三掌

[00:19:44] 我看看郭长达的掌力究竟有多么厉害

[00:19:50] 讲到这儿

[00:19:50] 她点点头

[00:19:52] 好

[00:19:53] 咱这买卖还算做成了

[00:19:57] 我就接你三掌

[00:20:00] 你发了房书安怎么样啊

[00:20:04] 老伙计

[00:20:06] 你这不是开玩笑的

[00:20:08] 你看壶嘴白牙

[00:20:11] 当着这么多人的面

[00:20:13] 哪能开玩笑

[00:20:15] 这是真的

[00:20:20] 那你请过来吧

[00:20:22] 我现在就砸你三张

[00:20:24] 等等等等

[00:20:26] 那我可得把丑话说前边

[00:20:29] 你砸我哪儿我得听清楚

[00:20:33] 如果砸这地方不合适

[00:20:35] 一巴掌就去把我拍死呢

[00:20:38] 不对

[00:20:40] 郭长达一笑

[00:20:41] 当然

[00:20:42] 我一定打金奏的地方

[00:20:45] 我揍你的后背

[00:20:47] 你看怎样好嘞

[00:20:49] 这地方选的还真不错

[00:20:51] 哎呀

[00:20:52] 大概我能有六年没洗澡了

[00:20:55] 这两天这身上刺痒的要命

[00:20:58] 真叫人捶一捶啊

[00:21:00] 还真解刺呀

[00:21:01] 好了

[00:21:02] 就打后背吧

[00:21:05] 不过郭厂长

[00:21:07] 说话算数

[00:21:09] 打完了三场可得放人呢

[00:21:12] 别打完了你把脸一捧

[00:21:15] 不承认

[00:21:16] 那怎么办

[00:21:18] 偏重

[00:21:20] 我刮长达是莲花门的总门掌

[00:21:23] 也有说话不算之理

[00:21:25] 如果打过你三掌不放房书安我离为不得擅住好了

[00:21:32] 别往下说了

[00:21:33] 我相信

[00:21:34] 我相信

[00:21:36] 等等啊

[00:21:36] 我做做准备

[00:21:39] 头发长

[00:21:40] 回归本队

[00:21:41] 来一个月

[00:21:42] 大伙儿都听得清一清

[00:21:44] 全体走华昌单级

[00:21:48] 老人家

[00:21:49] 你觉得心里有底

[00:21:52] 嗯

[00:21:53] 差不多

[00:21:54] 我这人挨揍挨惯没短了

[00:21:57] 叫人家拳打脚踢

[00:22:00] 哎

[00:22:00] 试试看吧

[00:22:02] 那万一

[00:22:03] 哎

[00:22:04] 万一也没关系

[00:22:06] 您的意思是说

[00:22:07] 万一他把我砸死砸死就砸死

[00:22:11] 还能活103 呢

[00:22:13] 哎

[00:22:14] 我也活够了

[00:22:16] 诙谐老人走划苍

[00:22:19] 他诙谐了几句

[00:22:23] 要献绝艺

[00:22:25] 威震莲花观