《《杨家将》 第37回》歌词

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[00:00:08] 当官刘天祥奉了万岁的旨意来审潘杨一案

[00:00:14] 因为他吃了西宫娘娘的贿赂

[00:00:18] 向着潘仁美要毒打杨六郎

[00:00:21] 他到堂上之后

[00:00:23] 一不问

[00:00:24] 二不审

[00:00:25] 落下六郎就要打

[00:00:28] 眼睁睁六郎要吃亏

[00:00:30] 猛然间

[00:00:30] 堂口Wang 意乱

[00:00:32] 从下边闯上一人

[00:00:34] 此人青衣小帽

[00:00:37] 手举着亡命经典

[00:00:39] 冲着刘天祥高声断喝

[00:00:41] 狗当官

[00:00:42] 那狗当官

[00:00:44] 你竟敢陷害杨六郎

[00:00:47] 我看你往哪里走

[00:00:50] 刘天祥抬头一看

[00:00:52] 呀

[00:00:53] 吓堆了来的

[00:00:55] 是谁呀

[00:00:56] 发王楠庆功发王爷

[00:00:59] 乃是丝网的模样

[00:01:01] 变一变冒来的

[00:01:03] 法王啊

[00:01:04] 也着急呀

[00:01:05] 把这个事情交给刘天祥

[00:01:07] 他能放心吗

[00:01:08] 回去不放心

[00:01:09] 一合计怎么办呢

[00:01:11] 干脆我明天也听堂来吧

[00:01:13] 可是今天早晨稍微起得晚一点儿

[00:01:15] 吃完东西穿完衣服再来

[00:01:18] 那边刘天祥已经升堂了

[00:01:20] 正好要拉着去打郑王爷

[00:01:23] 呼延批卷高王爷都气坏

[00:01:26] 大家憋着劲儿往上攻

[00:01:28] 但是不敢

[00:01:29] 因为啥圣旨在上边儿挂着

[00:01:31] 讷是奉旨的主审

[00:01:33] 别人无权干涉

[00:01:35] 可是八王爷不管这套

[00:01:37] 一看要达玉梅炸这气渣男干贝破碎口中牙往前进身王命金锏结局

[00:01:44] 刘天祥说

[00:01:45] A pa a 这小

[00:01:49] 那你就跑啊

[00:01:50] 腿肚子转筋

[00:01:51] 心里有鬼啊

[00:01:52] 因为他袖筒里藏着李丹呢

[00:01:54] 所以一害怕动不了了吧

[00:01:57] 方爷气冲斗牛

[00:01:58] 放心

[00:02:00] 姐一举把这小子打一个脑浆迸裂

[00:02:05] 死尸噗通就摔到那块儿

[00:02:08] 他身子一抖

[00:02:09] 嗯

[00:02:10] 偶宿一动

[00:02:11] 唰飘出一个纸袋儿

[00:02:14] 来吧

[00:02:15] 王爷挺机灵

[00:02:16] 到近前捡起一看

[00:02:18] 呀

[00:02:19] 正是西宫娘娘的送礼单霸

[00:02:23] 王爷咬牙切齿

[00:02:24] 心里暗恨小奸妃呀

[00:02:27] 我说这刘天祥怎么上来就打杨六郎呢

[00:02:31] 闹了半天

[00:02:32] 昨天晚上你把礼给送到了

[00:02:34] 嗯

[00:02:35] 要是没有这个李丹

[00:02:36] 我打了刘天祥

[00:02:38] 见到皇上还不好说呢

[00:02:39] 有这个李丹

[00:02:40] 哼

[00:02:41] 你死了白死

[00:02:44] 来人哪

[00:02:45] 把这死尸用芦席卷起来

[00:02:47] 放风儿

[00:02:48] 不许动

[00:02:49] 嗨

[00:02:49] 大伙儿下马爪随后吧

[00:02:52] 王坚拎着王命金锏奔着潘仁美来了

[00:02:55] 潘仁美眼珠都发直了

[00:02:56] 他明白

[00:02:57] 打死白子王家千岁

[00:03:02] 六郎一看

[00:03:03] 不好

[00:03:04] 狼这千岁不能打

[00:03:06] 如果把潘仁美打死

[00:03:07] 潘、杨两家之事可就弄不清啦

[00:03:11] 要知道

[00:03:12] 死人嘴里没口供

[00:03:13] 我老杨家可就蒙受不白之冤这儿

[00:03:18] 嗯

[00:03:19] 好

[00:03:19] 让他多活一会儿

[00:03:21] 来人

[00:03:22] 把潘仁美掐尖入狱

[00:03:24] 没有我的旨意

[00:03:26] 谁也不许提前

[00:03:29] 两旁边三班衙役都哆嗦了

[00:03:32] 哪有这么干的主审官被人一下就砸死了

[00:03:36] 大伙儿等着吧

[00:03:38] 八王爷

[00:03:38] 随后带着李丹赶奔八宝金殿来到八宝金殿前

[00:03:44] 击鼓撞钟

[00:03:45] 钟鼓齐鸣

[00:03:46] 不要紧

[00:03:47] 皇上增多

[00:03:48] 大宝今天不是大朝之日本来

[00:03:50] 赵光义啊

[00:03:51] 不想生电了

[00:03:52] 一听钟鼓齐鸣

[00:03:53] 知道有事儿到了

[00:03:55] 金殿一霎

[00:03:56] 绣龙墩上做鬼身形

[00:03:58] 忙问边头关什么人及武装中就看八王爷来到金殿之上

[00:04:04] 怒气已不及万岁使为臣击鼓撞钟

[00:04:12] 请您升天哦

[00:04:14] 黄石有事啊

[00:04:16] 还为潘杨两家之事

[00:04:19] 哦

[00:04:20] 我不是叫吏部天官刘天祥

[00:04:22] 今天去审问此案吧

[00:04:24] 你到这还找我做什么呢

[00:04:26] 皇上也不高兴

[00:04:27] 心里话

[00:04:28] 黄职人

[00:04:29] 你就趁个亡命金典呗

[00:04:31] 你也太欺人特甚了

[00:04:33] 哪知道八王爷把金锏冲着皇上晃两晃

[00:04:38] 万岁呀

[00:04:39] 臣有罪哦

[00:04:41] 何罪之有

[00:04:42] 我已经把刘天祥打死了啊

[00:04:48] 什么

[00:04:50] 你把刘田棍打死了啊

[00:04:53] 哎呀呀

[00:04:54] 你为何把刘天关打死呢

[00:04:57] 哼

[00:04:57] 万岁

[00:04:58] 你还心疼了吗

[00:04:59] 刘琴官贪赃卖伐

[00:05:02] 陷害忠良

[00:05:03] 被我的王命金锏打死

[00:05:06] 难道说不对吗

[00:05:08] 嗯嗯

[00:05:09] 对蔡宗鑫的话我敢说不对吗

[00:05:12] 说不对

[00:05:14] 你看他的脸都气青了

[00:05:15] 就敢把王命金锏给我脑袋放

[00:05:18] 不过得问问呢

[00:05:19] 那也不能说有个王命金锏随便就打人呢

[00:05:24] 阿黄职啊

[00:05:25] 刘天关法犯何律罪在哪条万岁

[00:05:30] 今天刘田官升坐大堂

[00:05:33] 我在下边厅堂呢

[00:05:35] 等我到堂口的时候

[00:05:36] 那刘天关

[00:05:37] 伊布神二不问

[00:05:39] 把杨六郎叫进来

[00:05:41] 落下就打

[00:05:42] 所以工亡一气之下用金锏把他打死

[00:05:46] 万岁

[00:05:47] 请看

[00:05:48] 说完

[00:05:49] 刷就把那张李丹给皇上扔到龙书案

[00:05:53] 太宗打开一看

[00:05:55] 脸都变色儿了

[00:05:58] 脸红的像跟吧真乖一样心的话

[00:06:01] 爱妃

[00:06:03] 你怎么干的这么痛苦啊

[00:06:05] 你做也行

[00:06:07] 这礼单你别让赵德芳得着啊

[00:06:10] 叫赵德芳得着我不受夹板气吗

[00:06:13] 哎呀呀唉

[00:06:16] 八方说

[00:06:17] 怎么万岁

[00:06:18] 你还伤心了

[00:06:19] 不不

[00:06:20] 不

[00:06:20] 床之上你做得对

[00:06:22] 打得好

[00:06:23] 死应该

[00:06:25] 嗯

[00:06:26] 那好

[00:06:27] 万岁记不怪罪我

[00:06:30] 多谢了

[00:06:31] 不过还得有人审问潘、杨两家呀

[00:06:35] 一在另派人吧

[00:06:37] 太宗一咧嘴心的话

[00:06:40] 害

[00:06:40] 害谁呀

[00:06:41] 你都给揍死一个了

[00:06:43] 如果他教我这么做

[00:06:44] 我还就得说呃

[00:06:46] 种下爱卿

[00:06:47] 哪个还逃只审问潘杨一案呢

[00:06:52] 大伙儿心想

[00:06:53] 还神呐

[00:06:54] 刚死一个

[00:06:56] 我们干什么

[00:06:57] 拉倒吧

[00:06:58] 好了

[00:06:58] 都眯着吧

[00:07:00] 就这么连着三天没人逃

[00:07:03] 只八王爷也着急了

[00:07:06] 我把人给打死了

[00:07:07] 这回连审的人都没有了

[00:07:09] 此案何时能拒绝

[00:07:11] 唉呀

[00:07:13] 众家爱卿

[00:07:15] 哪个能够替杨家明不白之冤呢

[00:07:20] 皇上高兴啊

[00:07:21] 要是老没有人头纸啊

[00:07:23] 我老丈人这官司就算完了

[00:07:26] 心里暗乐

[00:07:27] 表面上还问哪个桃纸八王爷着急啊

[00:07:31] 众家爱卿啊

[00:07:33] 你们无人桃纸也可以帮助除谋划策

[00:07:38] 话音刚落

[00:07:39] 在文班走出一位老臣万岁

[00:07:42] 臣有本启动

[00:07:44] 你看这个老陈

[00:07:46] 头戴一字相雕

[00:07:47] 身穿蟒袍

[00:07:49] 上绣蟒翻身龙探爪

[00:07:51] 海水江崖边绣灵芝草

[00:07:54] 面如土月

[00:07:55] 皱纹堆垒

[00:07:56] 一部花白胡须

[00:07:58] 胸前飘洒白的多

[00:08:00] 黑的少

[00:08:01] 一横玉带

[00:08:02] 手中拿着象牙护板

[00:08:05] 说话的不是别人

[00:08:06] 乃是大丞相王炮王彦霖

[00:08:10] 哦

[00:08:10] 王爱卿有何本奏王桃说

[00:08:14] 万岁呀

[00:08:15] 不是我朝中无有能人

[00:08:18] 不能审潘杨之案在那儿

[00:08:20] 这个案子不好审

[00:08:22] 我们都是多年同殿称臣

[00:08:24] 连熊连地不是喝杨家有关系

[00:08:27] 就是和潘家有关系

[00:08:29] 所以这一碗水不好端平

[00:08:32] 偏着向着哪家都不合适

[00:08:35] 我想出个主意

[00:08:37] 咱们保举一个帘外的官员

[00:08:40] 这个人和精忠任何人没有瓜葛

[00:08:43] 我想他到了京城

[00:08:45] 竟能审问潘杨之案

[00:08:49] 太宗不高兴心的话

[00:08:51] 你是不是多嘴多舌

[00:08:53] 没人审拉倒呗

[00:08:54] 你还保举谁

[00:08:55] 法王高兴啊

[00:08:57] 哦

[00:08:57] 王爱青

[00:08:58] 那么你看外地官员谁行万岁呀

[00:09:02] 只要这人行

[00:09:03] 我们就应该调入京城

[00:09:05] 太宗还好

[00:09:06] 只要他能什么案子

[00:09:08] 我就把它调下来跑

[00:09:10] 那你看谁行啊

[00:09:11] 黄袍说

[00:09:12] 昨天晚上我查了个清官册

[00:09:14] 此人家住在山西夏口县

[00:09:18] 姓寇名准字来供他在下叩见连任三任的支线就是九年呢

[00:09:26] 他到案之后

[00:09:27] 沈城狂问土地审虾子

[00:09:29] 仿哑巴算过很多的乞丐

[00:09:32] 原来当地呀

[00:09:34] 荒山披让

[00:09:35] 泼妇刁民颗粒不收

[00:09:38] 经过他到任之后

[00:09:40] 却闹得五谷丰登

[00:09:42] 老百姓安居乐业

[00:09:43] 可以说路不拾遗

[00:09:45] 夜不闭户

[00:09:46] 如果想寇准、寇莱公掉入京东

[00:09:49] 准能审清潘杨之事

[00:09:53] 罚王廷高性犯罪

[00:09:56] 那就调寇准吧

[00:09:58] 皇上说

[00:09:58] 不行

[00:09:59] 他是七品的

[00:10:00] 知见哪有资格入京都到午门呢

[00:10:05] 观止崴脚芝麻大的官儿啊

[00:10:08] 法王说

[00:10:09] 万岁啊

[00:10:10] 如果不叫寇准

[00:10:11] 晶中又无人审问潘阳

[00:10:13] 难道此案就撂下不成吗

[00:10:16] 我倒不是说不调寇准

[00:10:19] 而是他官职太小

[00:10:20] 哎

[00:10:21] 万岁

[00:10:21] 你可以加蜂蜜吗

[00:10:23] 哎呀呀

[00:10:24] 皇侄你说的可都清楚

[00:10:26] 他痛宫为例

[00:10:28] 乃是个之剑乎

[00:10:30] 怎么封他呀

[00:10:31] 呃

[00:10:32] 这万岁

[00:10:33] 这么晚

[00:10:34] 你可用金牌将寇准调入京城

[00:10:38] 等他审明

[00:10:39] 潘阳只是在封官只

[00:10:42] 你看如何

[00:10:44] 什么型材

[00:10:46] 嗯

[00:10:47] 皇上心的话

[00:10:48] 赵德芳

[00:10:49] 哎

[00:10:49] 你都糊涂了

[00:10:51] 自古文官怕调

[00:10:52] 武将怕选

[00:10:54] 如果文官给弄的金牌调他

[00:10:57] 他就能吓的上吊

[00:10:59] 为啥呀

[00:11:01] 那一般的金牌是皇上亲自调人的

[00:11:04] 七品之间能看到金牌啊

[00:11:07] 不过啊

[00:11:08] 死了更好

[00:11:09] 省着沈问我老丈人潘仁梅好

[00:11:13] 既然如此

[00:11:14] 就用金牌来调寇准

[00:11:17] 但不知何人能到下普线去掉寇莱公啊

[00:11:23] 话音刚落

[00:11:24] 旁边有人说话

[00:11:26] ANU 备

[00:11:27] 我愿前往

[00:11:29] 大伙儿一看

[00:11:30] 说话的乃是宫中的太监

[00:11:33] 此人叫李成法王一想

[00:11:36] 这个人还行

[00:11:37] 平时有点爱财

[00:11:39] 但是挺忠厚老实

[00:11:40] 不越大格

[00:11:42] 嗯

[00:11:42] 就叫李成

[00:11:43] 去吧

[00:11:44] 你带多少人

[00:11:45] 不用了

[00:11:46] 我就带两个随从就可以啦

[00:11:49] 你可速去速归

[00:11:51] 你放心吧

[00:11:52] 保证快

[00:11:53] 这里成

[00:11:54] 拿着金牌

[00:11:56] 领着旨意

[00:11:57] 带着两个小太监赶奔

[00:11:59] 山西峡口见

[00:12:02] 等到了峡口县城里头一看

[00:12:05] 哟

[00:12:06] 别看城池不大

[00:12:07] 治理的井井有条

[00:12:09] 房屋整齐

[00:12:10] 街道干净

[00:12:10] 做买做卖

[00:12:11] 车水马龙吆吆喝

[00:12:13] 喝的非常的和气

[00:12:14] 没有打架吵嘴闹事儿了

[00:12:17] 李成点点头

[00:12:18] 啊嗯

[00:12:19] 不愧王炮P

[00:12:21] 这个寇准吹还真有俩下子

[00:12:23] 一看这模样

[00:12:25] 嗯

[00:12:25] 可能是个清官哎

[00:12:27] 在青背他也得趁个万八千的

[00:12:31] 我不能白回去

[00:12:34] 晚上猴崽子们哪

[00:12:35] 问问县衙在什么地方

[00:12:37] 嘿嘿

[00:12:38] 给您问完了

[00:12:39] 往前走过来

[00:12:40] 十字街往东一拐

[00:12:41] 非常避静的地方

[00:12:42] 那块儿就是县衙

[00:12:43] 哎

[00:12:44] 好了

[00:12:44] 快走

[00:12:45] 就这么三个人来到县衙门前

[00:12:47] 抬头一看

[00:12:49] 里程愣住了

[00:12:50] 一看县衙的门前冷冷清清

[00:12:53] 没有人儿啊

[00:12:54] 那还不说县衙的门大开

[00:12:57] 这边挂个鼓

[00:12:58] 那边挂个锣

[00:13:00] 这是干什么的呢

[00:13:01] 鸣冤的打鼓撞钟

[00:13:05] 他一看这股啊

[00:13:06] 当出个大窟窿漏了

[00:13:08] 他挺号信儿下战马

[00:13:10] 倒进去一翻

[00:13:11] 内面儿再看

[00:13:12] 嗯

[00:13:12] 也漏了

[00:13:13] 在看这个罗光胜圈儿啊

[00:13:16] 心啊

[00:13:16] 全打飞了

[00:13:18] 李成吧嗒吧嗒嘴

[00:13:20] 哎呀

[00:13:22] 真行啊

[00:13:23] 我这怎么县衙搬家了吧

[00:13:25] 这个破鼓破锣能升堂

[00:13:29] 问干嘛

[00:13:30] 我说网管

[00:13:30] 里边有人莫

[00:13:32] 嗨嗨

[00:13:33] 我家里有人没有啊

[00:13:35] 快出来一个

[00:13:38] 喊了半天没人吱声

[00:13:40] 李成说

[00:13:40] 别吵吵

[00:13:41] 别吵吵啊

[00:13:42] 咱们到里边瞧瞧

[00:13:43] 可能是搬家了

[00:13:45] 三个人到里边儿一看

[00:13:46] 哎哟

[00:13:47] 这个o 啊

[00:13:48] 大堂里头的灰啊

[00:13:50] 能有铜钱厚

[00:13:52] 迎面是县太爷审案的公案桌

[00:13:56] 这张桌子缺德

[00:13:57] 三条腿儿剩这条腿儿啊

[00:14:00] 用砖头罗着顶着呢

[00:14:03] 堂上边儿什么也没有看这意思是好久没升堂问案

[00:14:08] 哎呀

[00:14:09] 我说问问是不是搬家了

[00:14:10] A 3 个人出来刚一出来

[00:14:13] 旁边过来一个人

[00:14:14] 挺高个儿

[00:14:15] 肩宽背厚

[00:14:17] 紫红面皮

[00:14:18] 胳膊上挂了个竹篮子

[00:14:20] 一边走一边喊

[00:14:22] 瓜子儿蹦豆

[00:14:23] 瓜子儿蹦豆啊

[00:14:25] 谁买谁买

[00:14:27] 里长忙拦住

[00:14:28] 哎哎

[00:14:29] 卖瓜子呢

[00:14:31] 等一等

[00:14:31] 哎哟

[00:14:32] 您买瓜子儿啊

[00:14:34] 不买我打听个信儿啊

[00:14:36] 哦

[00:14:36] 您什么事儿啊

[00:14:37] 呃

[00:14:38] 这是县衙吗

[00:14:39] 啊

[00:14:39] 对对对我说寇准在这儿吗

[00:14:42] 啊

[00:14:42] 在在在

[00:14:44] 怎么没人儿呢

[00:14:45] 哎呦

[00:14:45] 您不知道我们这衙门那老也没有打官司的

[00:14:50] 把当差的都饿跑了怎么办呢

[00:14:53] 呃

[00:14:54] 最后我们都做买卖

[00:14:55] 夺得于击鼓升堂

[00:14:57] 嗯

[00:14:58] 我们再来

[00:14:59] 呃

[00:14:59] 要是没事儿啊

[00:15:01] 都做小买卖

[00:15:02] 混俩零钱花

[00:15:03] A 操作买卖

[00:15:05] 我说你也是衙门呢

[00:15:06] 啊对呀

[00:15:08] 你是干什么的

[00:15:09] 哼

[00:15:09] 你不认识我呀

[00:15:10] 嘿嘿

[00:15:11] 您是外来的

[00:15:12] 我是县衙里大猪头啊

[00:15:15] 我叫刘超啊嘛

[00:15:17] 要不认识我的啊

[00:15:20] 我说你县衙的大猪头啊

[00:15:23] 卖瓜子儿

[00:15:25] 对呀

[00:15:25] 卖蹦豆

[00:15:26] 嘿嘿

[00:15:27] 卖瓜子儿蹦啊

[00:15:28] 还得养活咱们老爷呢

[00:15:30] 咱姥爷

[00:15:31] 嘿嘿

[00:15:32] 连饭都吃不上啊

[00:15:36] 李成心的话真有这事儿我才不信

[00:15:40] 呢三班衙役的大猪头那了不得呀

[00:15:44] 那在县城里头

[00:15:45] 土皇上二号的县太爷卖瓜子儿蹦

[00:15:50] 他摇摇头

[00:15:51] 有些要说

[00:15:52] 我是奉旨的钦差

[00:15:54] 用金牌来调寇准

[00:15:55] 你合计骂我呀

[00:15:57] 跟他打听打听

[00:15:58] 不是这个寇准心眼儿太多了

[00:16:01] 跟我来这套啊

[00:16:03] 嗯

[00:16:04] 他点点头

[00:16:05] 就在这儿

[00:16:06] 就听噔噔噔噔噔噔噔噔牙在门前跑了不少人呢

[00:16:10] 连喊带叫

[00:16:11] 快走快走

[00:16:12] 到那喊冤去

[00:16:13] 快

[00:16:14] 你们俩别打了

[00:16:15] 快去吧

[00:16:15] 哎

[00:16:16] 好冤枉啊

[00:16:19] 紧跟着有一个大个子拿起鼓槌儿到那破五框

[00:16:25] 也不想啊

[00:16:26] 冤枉啊

[00:16:28] 先太爷我冤呐

[00:16:31] 买不到瓜子儿的一听有人喊冤了

[00:16:34] 他也顾不得理

[00:16:35] 这里成了

[00:16:36] 挎着篮子噔噔噔噔往堂里就跑

[00:16:39] 时间不大

[00:16:39] 就听李白惹喊

[00:16:41] 别吵啦啊

[00:16:42] 县太爷升堂啦

[00:16:44] 哎哟

[00:16:49] 李成啊

[00:16:50] 拿当是个乐子

[00:16:52] 嘿嘿

[00:16:52] 有点意思啊

[00:16:53] 卖瓜子儿的

[00:16:55] 刚卖完东西啊

[00:16:56] 回来就喊威武

[00:16:58] 我得看看

[00:16:59] A 长这么大

[00:17:00] 还别说

[00:17:01] 没看见过

[00:17:02] 县太爷怎么升糖呢

[00:17:04] 李成把马的缰绳交给手下的两个太监

[00:17:08] 然后他也挤到人群往里观瞧

[00:17:11] 就在这儿打后堂

[00:17:13] 转过几个差人

[00:17:15] 一个个跑得嘘嘘带喘

[00:17:17] 帽子衣服都不整齐

[00:17:20] 来到了堂口两旁

[00:17:22] 一站紧跟有人喊

[00:17:24] 有请县太爷画金刚落打后边走出一个人来

[00:17:31] 李成看得真真儿

[00:17:33] 一看这个人呢

[00:17:34] 年龄有个40 多岁

[00:17:36] 上中等身材

[00:17:38] 面白如玉

[00:17:40] 两刀重眉

[00:17:41] 一对朗目

[00:17:42] 鼻直口方

[00:17:44] 齿白唇红两耳朝怀

[00:17:46] 模样长得挺好

[00:17:48] 海下三绺黑须

[00:17:50] 飘洒胸前

[00:17:52] 头戴桃翅的乌纱

[00:17:54] 一看这屋杀呀

[00:17:56] 李成差点儿乐喷了

[00:17:57] 为什么

[00:17:58] 这乌纱可能年头太多了

[00:18:00] 又旧又破

[00:18:03] 有一个次啊

[00:18:04] 已经掉了

[00:18:05] 可能用铁丝绑着

[00:18:06] 耷拉着

[00:18:07] 就是说这两个陶瓷乌纱

[00:18:09] 一个冲上

[00:18:10] 一个冲下

[00:18:11] 特别不好看

[00:18:12] 再看身上的官服

[00:18:14] 已经看不出来本色了

[00:18:15] 前后谱子能看出来

[00:18:17] 知道他是官服

[00:18:18] 要不然瞧不明白了

[00:18:20] 满身全是烧麦

[00:18:21] 什么叫烧麦

[00:18:23] 就是窟窿太多

[00:18:24] 没法补了

[00:18:24] 最后抓成一个鬏

[00:18:26] 用线绑着

[00:18:27] 一个球一个揪的

[00:18:29] 腰中的玉带啊也看不了

[00:18:31] 还是玉带绑得七冰八节

[00:18:35] 下边这靴子还挺好

[00:18:37] 没底儿

[00:18:38] 成了吞土兽了

[00:18:39] 前面张了嘴儿

[00:18:40] 后边露着伢子

[00:18:42] 这位县太爷架子还不小喽

[00:18:45] 袍端带一直来到大堂之上

[00:18:49] 在这个公案桌的后边儿做滚身营冲下边高喊

[00:18:53] 嗯

[00:18:55] 我说早吧

[00:18:56] 牙医什么人击鼓鸣冤

[00:18:58] 给我带到堂上

[00:19:01] 李成听了差点没乐喷了

[00:19:04] 人家当官的都说官话

[00:19:06] 你看他还这个味儿

[00:19:08] 要看这模样长得挺好

[00:19:10] 这身衣服可够破的

[00:19:11] 这身可怪别扭的

[00:19:13] 我看他怎么行啊

[00:19:15] 让我看呢

[00:19:16] 徒有其名无有

[00:19:17] 其实啊

[00:19:18] 审潘杨够呛

[00:19:21] 就在这阵儿

[00:19:21] 那个刘朝喊

[00:19:23] 哎

[00:19:23] 父老乡亲们呐

[00:19:24] 刚才谁击鼓鸣冤

[00:19:26] 赶紧上堂

[00:19:27] 县太爷等着回话呢

[00:19:30] 一会儿一前一后进来两个人

[00:19:33] 一个是20 多岁的小伙子

[00:19:35] 高管着牛心发纂

[00:19:37] 右面往到胳膊肘这儿

[00:19:39] 身强体壮

[00:19:41] 满脸是红光

[00:19:42] 两个眼睛瞪得溜圆溜圆的

[00:19:45] 气坏了

[00:19:47] 后边儿这个人有五十来岁

[00:19:49] 是个算卦的

[00:19:51] 长得挺瘦

[00:19:52] 头上方巾

[00:19:54] 迎门还安块白骨

[00:19:56] 身上的青袍也破了

[00:19:58] 怪叫人可怜地仙太爷呀

[00:20:01] 小人冤枉啊

[00:20:03] 现在爷爷小人骂或这大个子嗓门挺亮

[00:20:09] 再看那个算卦的

[00:20:10] 哎哟

[00:20:11] 看着挺委屈

[00:20:14] 时间

[00:20:14] 寇准望着下边儿笑了笑

[00:20:17] 我说

[00:20:17] 你们二位啊

[00:20:18] 不要吵

[00:20:19] 不要喊

[00:20:20] 有什么冤枉之事

[00:20:22] 你只管跟我说

[00:20:23] 我自由工作

[00:20:24] 你们两个为什么吵架呀

[00:20:27] 在看大个子说县太爷

[00:20:30] 我冤呐

[00:20:31] 呃

[00:20:32] 我告诉他他是我表哥

[00:20:34] 他可把我气死了

[00:20:35] 嗯

[00:20:36] 他是你表哥

[00:20:37] 你是他的表弟

[00:20:39] 还搞什么呢

[00:20:40] 哎

[00:20:41] 现在也

[00:20:41] 我姓高

[00:20:42] 我是卖羊肉的

[00:20:43] 就这么一个人

[00:20:45] 家里挺穷的

[00:20:46] 到现在还没娶上媳妇呢

[00:20:48] 呃

[00:20:49] 好不容易啊

[00:20:50] 我攒了200钱

[00:20:51] 我寻思再凑点儿说个媳妇

[00:20:55] 哪知道昨天晚上我表哥来了

[00:20:58] 我表哥说他眼神儿不好使

[00:21:00] 又没地方住

[00:21:01] 就住在我家了

[00:21:03] 我们哥俩个a

[00:21:04] 喝点儿酒吃点肉挺高兴

[00:21:07] 我就跟他说说

[00:21:08] 你看看

[00:21:09] 兄弟我这两年那混得不善了

[00:21:11] 攒了200钱

[00:21:12] 这200钱呢

[00:21:14] 我可是咯嘴嘞下来的

[00:21:15] 呃

[00:21:16] 等我娶媳妇那天

[00:21:17] 表哥我请你喝两盅

[00:21:20] 我表哥当时还挺乐呵

[00:21:22] 他这钱可更好啊

[00:21:23] 我还拿出来

[00:21:24] 他还看了看

[00:21:25] 他说

[00:21:25] 好啊

[00:21:26] 大约得你多攒

[00:21:27] 这我看着高兴啊

[00:21:29] 睡了一宿

[00:21:30] 今天早上就走了

[00:21:31] 等早晨起来有人跟我借钱

[00:21:34] 我一找我这200钱都没了

[00:21:36] 哎呀

[00:21:37] 我就火了

[00:21:37] 这200钱哪去了

[00:21:39] 我一琢磨

[00:21:39] 就是我表哥在这儿住一宿吧

[00:21:41] 这钱住没了

[00:21:42] 我就找到他家去了

[00:21:44] 我问她

[00:21:45] 你是不是拿我200钱了

[00:21:46] 于是200钱呢

[00:21:47] 不算什么

[00:21:49] 那有什么呢

[00:21:50] 她眼神儿不好

[00:21:51] 我就给他也行

[00:21:52] 你别看说攒的不容易

[00:21:54] 谁能

[00:21:55] 拿钱当命啊

[00:21:56] 你猜他说啥

[00:21:57] 他把眼睛翻楞翻楞的说

[00:21:59] 不知道

[00:22:00] 我没拿你讹人

[00:22:02] 你是成心的寒碜我

[00:22:04] 埋汰我

[00:22:05] 你说我慌不慌啊

[00:22:07] 我说你怎么瞪俩眼儿不承认呢

[00:22:10] 她说我承认什么

[00:22:11] 我是你表哥还能投你啊

[00:22:14] 我说你没投我钱怎么没了呢

[00:22:16] 我就急了

[00:22:17] 在屋里翻一翻呢

[00:22:19] 在褥子底下找出一串钱来

[00:22:23] 我一看这钱像我的

[00:22:24] 可是穿前的那个绳儿他给换了

[00:22:27] 我一查处啊

[00:22:28] 正好200我说表哥呀

[00:22:31] 这钱就是我的

[00:22:32] 他说这钱是他的

[00:22:34] 他是算卦算命相面证的

[00:22:38] 我说是我弟

[00:22:39] 他说他

[00:22:41] 哎呀

[00:22:42] 把我气死了

[00:22:43] 最后没办法

[00:22:44] 你这才找县太爷来工作

[00:22:46] 你说这200钱是他的事

[00:22:48] 我的县太爷这钱可是我的呀

[00:22:51] 寇准点点头

[00:22:52] 好了

[00:22:53] 老爷听明白了

[00:22:55] 我说

[00:22:55] 你可算挂墙上

[00:22:57] 嗨

[00:22:58] 老爷

[00:22:59] 这钱到底是谁的呀