《If You Must》歌词

[00:00:00] If You Must (如果你必须) - Del Tha Funkee Homosapien

[00:00:24] It's important to practice good hygiene

[00:00:27] At least if you wanna run with my team

[00:00:29] I'm bout to get into some sh*t that I've seen

[00:00:31] This fool's breath I mean so bad it'll melt your ice cream

[00:00:34] They say don't say nothing if you can't say nice things

[00:00:36] Sittin too close to him it burned() like my eyes sting

[00:00:39] I try to be subtle hand him a stick of gum

[00:00:42] I was a victim of breath on him

[00:00:44] Running his yap about what sets he from

[00:00:47] Gotta get some gum gotta get him some

[00:00:49] He turned it down his teeth was brown

[00:00:52] Excruciating for him and it was a new sensation

[00:00:54] I had to ask the d**e to pass the soap

[00:00:56] 'Cause his toe had the sniff of crustaceans

[00:00:59] Or bathrooms in a bus station

[00:01:00] He had a can of Olde E and some raisins

[00:01:04] Amazing head to toe B O

[00:01:06] He didn't know used to the fragrance

[00:01:08] Just as the days went without bathing

[00:01:11] He felt manly and not like a maiden

[00:01:13] He had one dread and fungus

[00:01:16] Said he worked on peoples' toilets with plungers

[00:01:19] Girls not the guy you would want to tongue ya

[00:01:21] So guys take your cue from this number

[00:01:23] You gotta wash your a** if you must

[00:01:25] You gotta wash your hair if you must

[00:01:27] You gotta brush your teeth if you must

[00:01:30] Or else you'll be funkyyyyyyyy

[00:01:33] You gotta wash your a** if you must

[00:01:35] You gotta wash your hair if you must

[00:01:38] You gotta brush your teeth if you must

[00:01:40] Or else you'll be funkyyyyyyyy

[00:01:53] Now at class you need total concentration

[00:01:56] But there's kids in the back holdin conversations

[00:01:59] Crackin on each other and neither were poster boys

[00:02:01] Both of em smell like the type that soap avoids

[00:02:04] Coast and Joy they leave their absence

[00:02:05] One's fool's feet smelled like it struck some matchsticks

[00:02:08] Brimstone girls would never bring him home

[00:02:10] I was laughin then his friend raised his tone

[00:02:13] And said "Bud you rolled all over yourself" "yeaaa"

[00:02:16] I know some people your a** should be submerged

[00:02:18] Like you need to deal with water 'cause you smell like a turd

[00:02:20] Wanna cap get some courage your feet smell lurid

[00:02:23] Well look it up

[00:02:24] And while you're at it get a cup

[00:02:26] And squeeze the sweat out your sweatshirt and drink it or gargle

[00:02:28] You get our vote for most stinkiest

[00:02:30] That ni**a started thinkin of sh*t said I was frail

[00:02:33] I said he was stale

[00:02:34] Underarms is ripe

[00:02:36] Undergarments tight about to leap out your holy sweats

[00:02:39] And we holdin bets and after this I'm gonna collect

[00:02:41] Ni**a check yourself

[00:02:42] Respect yourself

[00:02:43] And wash your mothaf**kin body 'fore your sweatshirt melt

[00:02:46] Like radioactive no lady find you attractive

[00:02:48] The funk got you captive

[00:02:50] You don't need a map b**ch

[00:02:57] You gotta wash your a** if you must

[00:03:02] You gotta wash your hair if you must

[00:03:05] You gotta brush your teeth if you must

[00:03:07] Or else you'll be funkyyyyyyyy

[00:03:09] You gotta wash your a** if you must

[00:03:12] You gotta wash your hair if you must

[00:03:14] You gotta brush your teeth if you must

[00:03:17] Or else you'll be funkyyyyyyyy