《Sleepin’ On My Couch(LP版)》歌词

[00:00:00] Sleepin' On My Couch (LP版) - Del Tha Funkee Homosapien

[00:00:18] It seems nowadays friends step to me bogus

[00:00:21] And end up on my couch at night without notice

[00:00:23] It's cool to have a friend over every now and then

[00:00:25] But I gotta have my space

[00:00:27] And I don't wanna see their face

[00:00:28] Like every single day of the week

[00:00:30] Talk is cheap

[00:00:31] You betta find yourself another place to sleep

[00:00:33] It ain't my fault that ya moms got fed up

[00:00:36] And now you wanna come to my crib and wet my bed up

[00:00:38] You better find a job so you can get an apartment

[00:00:40] And you can save your crocodile tears

[00:00:42] Don't even start

[00:00:43] With the sob stories

[00:00:44] I got enough from the other seven brothers

[00:00:46] In the den playin' genesis

[00:00:47] Damn I can't win at this

[00:00:49] Seems like I'm gonna have to flip

[00:00:50] And tell those other brothers

[00:00:52] That they're gonna have to skip

[00:00:53] I've had it up to here with these lazy cats

[00:00:55] Sleepin' on my couch and I'm tired of that

[00:01:08] People come to my house

[00:01:09] And kinda wonder where the squadron's at

[00:01:11] They're not gone

[00:01:12] They're just down at the laundromat

[00:01:13] Because they wear the same pairs of clothing

[00:01:15] I'm taking up crazy patience just holding

[00:01:18] My temper

[00:01:19] I'm about to start charging rent for

[00:01:20] Every single brother

[00:01:21] That kicked it with my mother eating biscuits

[00:01:23] On Saturday morning like a family

[00:01:25] The minute they step

[00:01:26] It's like moms is crazy mad at me

[00:01:28] 'Cause they're in my mother's room watching television

[00:01:31] I feel like giving 'em the boot

[00:01:32] And say the hell with 'em

[00:01:33] But if I give 'em the boot

[00:01:34] I'm not a friend though

[00:01:35] Even though my room

[00:01:36] Smells like dime bags of indo but

[00:01:38] I can't pretend like I haven't been peepin' it

[00:01:40] Even mom knows that my brothers been sleepin'

[00:01:43] On my couch for weeks

[00:01:44] So your speeches fall flat

[00:01:45] Sleepin' on my couch and I'm tired of that

[00:01:58] Maybe this was just my upbringing perhaps

[00:02:00] But I was taught that I shouldn't

[00:02:01] Take seven day naps

[00:02:03] At other brothers' cribs like I don't have a home

[00:02:05] Brothas on my couch so much there's like foam

[00:02:08] Coming out the seams

[00:02:09] And a pair of jeans is missing from my closet

[00:02:11] I wonder why I even bother being friendly

[00:02:13] They're running my a** like the Indy 5000

[00:02:16] They went and wrinkled my mother's blouse

[00:02:17] When they snuck downstairs

[00:02:19] For a midnight snack

[00:02:20] And ate the last slice of bread

[00:02:21] And a box of apple jacks

[00:02:23] Then they hit the sack

[00:02:24] With the stereo blastin'

[00:02:25] And even little Tyson is fed up

[00:02:27] So I'm askin'

[00:02:28] You all to jet

[00:02:29] Before I get upset

[00:02:30] And throw each and every one

[00:02:31] Of you bums out on your back

[00:02:33] My house is a mess

[00:02:34] So step ya little pest

[00:02:35] Who was sleepin' on my couch 'cause I'm tired of that