《Fo Funky Stories((Explicit))》歌词

[00:00:00] Fo Funky Stories - Rodney O & Joe Cooley

[00:00:01] Written by：Joe Cooley/Rodney O

[00:00:14] On the south side Rodney O was now cruising

[00:00:17] All of a sudden my car stops moving

[00:00:19] Could I be outta gas hell no

[00:00:21] Last night I filled up at Texaco

[00:00:24] Popped the hood smoke started coming up

[00:00:26] Looked around and some punks started running up

[00:00:28] Reached into the car under the drivers seat

[00:00:30] Showed the metal and they took off down the street

[00:00:33] Then I said to myself I better find a phone

[00:00:35] Better yet I better not leave my car alone

[00:00:37] You know what's up when they be smoking the rocks

[00:00:39] Come back and your car be on crates or blocks

[00:00:42] Yo Rodney O won't go out like a biscuit

[00:00:44] Better call triple a to come fix it

[00:00:47] With all that went wrong looks like I lucked up

[00:00:49] From down the street driving up was a toe truck

[00:00:51] Flagged him down got the 40 dollar hook up

[00:00:54] Hit the car now it's time for me to book up

[00:00:56] Rolling out then I looked to my left

[00:00:58] Saw the punks from before jacking somebody else

[00:01:00] Funky stories

[00:01:05] Fo' funky stories

[00:01:08] 1 down 3 more to go yo

[00:01:10] Playing some ball at the neighborhood jam

[00:01:12] Feeling good cause every shot is going in

[00:01:14] I hit the winning basket and I holler out game

[00:01:17] Get off the court and remember my name

[00:01:19] But in through the door comes brother Joe Acker

[00:01:21] Plays basketball like a middle linebacker

[00:01:24] Shoes worn out socks to his knees

[00:01:26] Smelling like Bengay rollick up his sleeves

[00:01:28] Yo who got next he starts asking

[00:01:31] Everybody knows brother Joe is good for hacking

[00:01:33] Now he's slapping on my arm when I dribble

[00:01:35] I'm getting mad and I'm frowning up a little

[00:01:38] But I try to stay calm and all that

[00:01:40] But next time down the court he jumps all over my back

[00:01:42] Yo what's up wit all that why don't you play right

[00:01:45] Cause if you ain't we can have a fist fight

[00:01:47] He runs down the court like it was nothing

[00:01:49] I run up to him cause I ain't roughing

[00:01:52] But he got the ball and made a shot

[00:01:54] Everybody's laughing now I'm calling for the rock

[00:01:56] I take brother Joe to the hoop real strong

[00:01:59] And this time he got hit the stomach wrong

[00:02:01] He lost his air and fell down

[00:02:03] I jumped in the air double pumped and I threw it down

[00:02:06] After that I had nothing to say

[00:02:08] Cause I knew brother Joe was done for the day

[00:02:10] Four funky stories

[00:02:13] Two down two more to go

[00:02:15] In the city one night me and drew was rolling out

[00:02:17] Heading to the store playing music was bowling out

[00:02:20] Got pulled over don't know why and for what

[00:02:22] Cop came to window and I said what's up

[00:02:24] Where ya going son lemme see ID

[00:02:26] And you're registration for this SCC

[00:02:29] What's the big deal did I run a red light

[00:02:31] Or do you just gotta mess with someone tonight

[00:02:33] He said don't get smart I'll write you up a citation

[00:02:36] I said go ahead cause my time you're wasting

[00:02:38] And if you want you can search my Benz

[00:02:40] So call for backup and invite ya friends

[00:02:43] The cop got mad and said I'll let you go

[00:02:45] I said I know cause ya can't fade Rodney O

[00:02:47] Funky stories

[00:02:51] Three down one more to go yo

[00:02:52] Hadda date with a fly cutie that I just met

[00:02:54] She let me on like she was soft and wet

[00:02:57] So I wanted to hook up A.S.A.P

[00:02:59] And after the date get the goods immediately

[00:03:01] She told me on the phone everything was her treat

[00:03:04] She was gonna pick me up and take me out to eat

[00:03:06] I gave her the directions to my place

[00:03:08] But I took the wad just in case

[00:03:11] And it was on meaning too good to be true

[00:03:13] Reservation for two with a romantic view

[00:03:15] Picked up the menu then I put it down

[00:03:18] I didn't know we was in the hottest place in town

[00:03:20] But she smiled and looked at me like it was OK

[00:03:23] That's when I knew I'd be ordering 'til the next day

[00:03:25] We made a toast friends for a long time

[00:03:27] Knowing that later on I was gonna get mine

[00:03:30] But I played the role real smooth

[00:03:33] Acting like I wasn't even in the mood

[00:03:35] And when it came time for the check

[00:03:37] The waiter came back and said the card was rejected

[00:03:39] No sweat she pulled out another one

[00:03:41] So I kicked back cause I was having fun

[00:03:44] Waiter came back same routine

[00:03:46] I was on a date with a credit card queen

[00:03:48] She left the table and went to the powder room

[00:03:50] How come girls can never say bathroom

[00:03:53] But anyway she was gone for 20 minutes

[00:03:55] The waiter thought that this was a plan and I was in it

[00:03:58] I realized she was gone so I paid the tab

[00:04:00] Went outside so I could call me a cab

[00:04:02] I never saw the girl but I fell in love again

[00:04:04] Cause

[00:04:05] The cab driver happened to be my ex girlfriend

[00:04:08] Funky stories

[00:04:14] Four down no more to go

[00:04:25] No more to go