《Sloppy Love Jingle， Pt. 3》歌词

[00:00:00] Sloppy love jingle sequence three

[00:00:03] Camera's rollin action

[00:00:06] The bombs been detonated

[00:00:07] I'm just waiting for the explosion

[00:00:09] I was at second base and it was time for me to close in on third

[00:00:11] With blurred vision and precisley placed slurred words we started kissing

[00:00:15] Man listen it was like a scene from a very bad B movie with a very low budget

[00:00:19] Well f**k it I admit I was drunk and I loved it every last second

[00:00:23] I couldn't kill the thought of us butt-a** naked

[00:00:26] Tele is surfing with the fan on chattin about the session and

[00:00:30] Slowly getting into some closet skeleton confessions thats when

[00:00:32] She made an offer I couldn't refuse and chills went up and down my legs like some of my tattoos

[00:00:37] She said she had a pad that wasn't too far away

[00:00:39] She said she'd love it if I'd stay till the following day

[00:00:42] So it was time to exit stage left

[00:00:44] I made my rounds gave my pounds and hugs gathered my thoughts and took a deep breath

[00:00:49] And now we're stepping to the door but right before we step Disashi bought me one more

[00:00:54] And now I'm feeling it I had my hand in my pocket but she's stealing it

[00:00:57] With our hands interlocking as we're walking down exchange street

[00:00:59] With our hearts pitter-patting to the same beat and then she popped the question like

[00:01:03] Trav you ever been in love

[00:01:04] I'm like Psh Not that I recall Well there was one situation but I didn't have the patience

[00:01:09] Or the balls to say it and every time I tried I just diligently delayed it

[00:01:12] And it sounds something like stuttering

[00:01:15] Man my speech impediment left my heart vacant without a single resident

[00:01:18] The first tenant got evicted the second she settled in

[00:01:21] I seen her the other day riding my bike and kept pedaling

[00:01:23] If it wasn't for meddling kids would love even exist Nope

[00:01:26] If it wasn't for alcohol would I be saying this Nope

[00:01:29] She probably took offense I probably started getting sober

[00:01:32] Cause she started getting ugly and I think I probably told her

[00:01:34] Then my feet got heavy I started dripping sweat

[00:01:37] Knew I was getting into something I'd later regret

[00:01:40] Right when I lit the ciggarette I caught a case of the spins

[00:01:42] And started wishing I was back at the bar with my friends Disashi

[00:01:45] And then it happened I fell flat on my face

[00:01:47] When I awoke I found that I was in a very strange place

[00:01:50] I must have got my wish granted cause I was butt-a** naked

[00:01:53] But the only downside was that the room was pretty vacant

[00:01:56] Except next to the bed there was this note on the dresser

[00:01:59] While I'm tryin to deal with this hangover head pressure

[00:02:01] With a smile I grabbed the note lit a smoke and sat back

[00:02:04] Dear whoever lose my number

[00:02:06] PS: The sex was whack

[00:02:09] Laughter