《Oh Santa》歌词

[00:00:01] Oh Santa - VeggieTales

[00:00:06] Narrator: It's Christmas Eve

[00:00:11] And Larry is anxiously awaiting the

[00:00:13] Arrival of Santa Claus with a plate of cookies

[00:00:17] Larry: Oh Santa I can't wait for you to come

[00:00:24] I just can't wait for you to come and I've got cookies

[00:00:28] Three yummy cookies Just for you for

[00:00:30] When you come oh me for you for when you come

[00:00:34] Because it's Christmas

[00:00:38] [Knock-knock-knock

[00:00:39] Larry: Could that be Santa Could that be him

[00:00:43] Could it be the one who brings presents for a cucumber like me

[00:00:47] A good cucumber like me

[00:00:51] Narrator: Larry is surprised to be greeted not by Santa

[00:00:55] But crafty bankrobber

[00:00:57] Larry: Who are you

[00:00:59] Bankrobber: I'm a bankrobber

[00:01:01] And I've come to rob your bank oh yes

[00:01:03] I've come to rob your bank

[00:01:05] And I've come to take your dimes and swipe

[00:01:07] Your nickels So stand back

[00:01:10] Step aside you silly pickle

[00:01:11] And let me in

[00:01:13] Narrator: Although frightened by the intruder in the spirit of

[00:01:16] Christmas Larry makes an offering

[00:01:20] Larry: I'm not a banker I have no bank my robbing friend

[00:01:23] But I have cookies--three yummy cookies

[00:01:27] And I don't have nickels but please take this my robbing friend

[00:01:30] Eat one of these my robbing friend

[00:01:32] They are for Santa but you may have one

[00:01:38] Narrator: The bankrobber is truly touched by Larry's good will

[00:01:41] But Larry although momentarily distracted

[00:01:42] Is still excited about seeing Santa

[00:01:46] Larry: Oh Santa I can't wait for you to come

[00:01:49] I just can't wait for you to come and I've got cookies

[00:01:52] Two yummy cookies Just for you for when you come oh me

[00:01:53] For you for when you come

[00:01:55] Because it's Christmas

[00:01:56] Bankrobber: (Simultaneously) I'm a robber I came to rob your bank

[00:01:58] Oh yes I came to rob your bank

[00:01:59] You shared a cookie--a yummy cookie

[00:02:00] Though I'd love to take your dimes

[00:02:02] Perhaps another time--because it's Christmas

[00:02:05] [Knock knock knock

[00:02:06] Larry: Could that be Santa Could that be him

[00:02:10] Could it be the one who brings presents for a cucumber like me

[00:02:13] A good cucumber like me

[00:02:17] Narrator: Once again it is not Santa who has come to Larry's door but

[00:02:22] This time a savage Norseman

[00:02:24] Larry: Who are you

[00:02:25] Viking: I'm a viking And I've come to take your land oh yes

[00:02:30] I've come to take your land

[00:02:32] And I've come to burn your crops and steal your

[00:02:34] Horses And I've come to

[00:02:37] Step on your chickens And soil your quilts

[00:02:41] Narrator: Although frightened by the intruder in the spirit of

[00:02:44] Christmas Larry makes an offering

[00:02:47] Larry: I don't have land

[00:02:49] I don't have crops my viking friend

[00:02:51] But I have cookies--two yummy cookies

[00:02:55] And I don't have horses but please take this my viking friend

[00:02:58] Eat one of these my viking friend They are

[00:03:00] For Santa but you may have one

[00:03:05] Narrator: The viking is also touched by Larry's good will

[00:03:08] But Larry's thoughts are still with Santa

[00:03:11] Larry: Oh Santa I can't wait for you to come

[00:03:14] I just can't wait for you to come

[00:03:15] I've got a cookie A yummy cookie

[00:03:16] Just for you for when you come oh me for you for when you come

[00:03:19] Because it's Christmas

[00:03:19] Viking: (Simultaneously) I'm a viking I came to take your land oh

[00:03:21] Yes I came to take your land

[00:03:23] You shared a cookie--a yummy cookie

[00:03:24] Though I'd love to soil your quilts I don't think that I wilt

[00:03:26] Because it's Christmas

[00:03:29] [Knock-knock-knock

[00:03:31] Larry: Could that be Santa Could that be him

[00:03:34] Could it be the one who brings presents for a cucumber like me

[00:03:37] A good cucumber like me

[00:03:42] Narrator: Larry is greeted now by an agent of the Internal Revenue

[00:03:46] Service

[00:03:48] Larry: Who are you

[00:03:50] Peach: I'm from the IRS And I've come to tax your [Slam

[00:03:55] Larry: Oh Santa I can't wait for you to come

[00:04:01] I just can't wait for you to come It's finally Santa

[00:04:08] It's finally him At last

[00:04:10] The one who brings presents for a cucumber like me

[00:04:13] A good cucumber like me

[00:04:17] Santa: I'm Santa And I've come to bring you gifts oh yes

[00:04:24] I've come to bring you gifts and I've come to stuff your stockings

[00:04:27] --oh ho-ho-ho

[00:04:29] And I've come to jiggle my belly And wiggle my nose

[00:04:35] Hey wait a minute Isn't that my belt

[00:04:39] And what are you doing with my hat

[00:04:43] So you're the ones

[00:04:44] Bankrobber: Wait a minute I can explain

[00:04:47] Viking: We've changed

[00:04:47] Santa: Nobody messes with Santa You know that don't you

[00:04:51] You've been very naughty And I've got a list

[00:04:57] Peach: Did you claim that

[00:05:01] Larry: Merry Christmas