《Kung Fu International(B side)》歌词

[00:00:00] Kung Fu International(B side) - John Cooper Clarke
[00:00:01] Written by:John Cooper Clarke
[00:00:05] Outside the take away Saturday night
[00:00:08] A bald adolescent asks me out for a fight
[00:00:12] He was no bigger than a two penny fart
[00:00:15] He was a deft exponent of the martial art
[00:00:20] He gave me three warnings
[00:00:22] Trod on me toes stuck his fingers in my eyes
[00:00:25] And kicked me in the nose
[00:00:27] A rabbit punch made me eyes explode
[00:00:30] My head went dead I fell in the road
[00:00:33] I pleaded for mercy
[00:00:35] I wriggled on the ground
[00:00:36] He kicked me in the balls
[00:00:38] And said something profound
[00:00:40] Stole me chop suey and left me for dead
[00:00:42] Through rivers of blood and splintered bones
[00:00:46] I crawled half a mile to the public telephone
[00:00:49] Pulled the corpse out the call box held back the bile
[00:00:52] And with a broken index finger I proceeded to dial
[00:00:56] I couldn't get an ambulance
[00:00:58] The phone was screwed
[00:00:59] The receiver fell in half
[00:01:01] It had been kung fu'd
[00:01:03] A black belt karate cop opened up the door
[00:01:06] Demanding information about the stiff on the floor
[00:01:09] He looked like an extra from Yang Shang Po
[00:01:13] He said what's all this then
[00:01:14] Ah so ah so ah so
[00:01:16] He wore a bamboo mask
[00:01:17] He was gen'ned on zen
[00:01:19] He finished his devotions and he beat me up again
[00:01:23] Thanks to that embryonic Bruce lee
[00:01:25] I'm a shadow of the person that I used to be
[00:01:28] I can't go back to Salford
[00:01:30] The cops have got me marked
[00:01:32] Enter the Dragon
[00:01:33] Exit johnny Clarke
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