《Kung Fu International(B side)》歌词

[00:00:00] Kung Fu International(B side) - John Cooper Clarke

[00:00:01] Written by：John Cooper Clarke

[00:00:05] Outside the take away Saturday night

[00:00:08] A bald adolescent asks me out for a fight

[00:00:12] He was no bigger than a two penny fart

[00:00:15] He was a deft exponent of the martial art

[00:00:20] He gave me three warnings

[00:00:22] Trod on me toes stuck his fingers in my eyes

[00:00:25] And kicked me in the nose

[00:00:27] A rabbit punch made me eyes explode

[00:00:30] My head went dead I fell in the road

[00:00:33] I pleaded for mercy

[00:00:35] I wriggled on the ground

[00:00:36] He kicked me in the balls

[00:00:38] And said something profound

[00:00:40] Stole me chop suey and left me for dead

[00:00:42] Through rivers of blood and splintered bones

[00:00:46] I crawled half a mile to the public telephone

[00:00:49] Pulled the corpse out the call box held back the bile

[00:00:52] And with a broken index finger I proceeded to dial

[00:00:56] I couldn't get an ambulance

[00:00:58] The phone was screwed

[00:00:59] The receiver fell in half

[00:01:01] It had been kung fu'd

[00:01:03] A black belt karate cop opened up the door

[00:01:06] Demanding information about the stiff on the floor

[00:01:09] He looked like an extra from Yang Shang Po

[00:01:13] He said what's all this then

[00:01:14] Ah so ah so ah so

[00:01:16] He wore a bamboo mask

[00:01:17] He was gen'ned on zen

[00:01:19] He finished his devotions and he beat me up again

[00:01:23] Thanks to that embryonic Bruce lee

[00:01:25] I'm a shadow of the person that I used to be

[00:01:28] I can't go back to Salford

[00:01:30] The cops have got me marked

[00:01:32] Enter the Dragon

[00:01:33] Exit johnny Clarke