《Funky Cold Medina》歌词

[00:00:00] Funky Cold Medina - Kosca

[00:00:08] Cold coolin' at a bar and I'm lookin' for some action

[00:00:11] But like mike jagger said I can't get no satisfaction'

[00:00:16] The girls are all around but none of them wanna get with me

[00:00:20] My threads are fresh and I'm lookin' def yo what's up with LOC

[00:00:24] The girls all jockin' at the other end of the bar

[00:00:28] Havin' drinks with some no name chump

[00:00:30] When they know that I'm the star

[00:00:32] So I got up and strolled over to the other side of the cantina

[00:00:35] I asked the guy why you so fly he said funky cold medina

[00:00:47] Funky cold medina

[00:00:56] This brother told me a secret on how to get more chicks

[00:01:00] Put a little medina in your glass and the girls'll come real quick

[00:01:04] It's better than any alcohol or aphrodisiac

[00:01:08] A couple of sips of this love potion and she'll be on your lap

[00:01:12] So I gave some to my dog when he began to beg

[00:01:16] Then he licked his bowl and he looked at me

[00:01:18] And did the wild thing on my leg

[00:01:20] He used to scratch and bite me before he was much much meaner

[00:01:24] But now all the poodles run to my house for the funky cold medina

[00:01:30] You know what I'm sayin'

[00:01:32] I got every dog in my neighborhood breakin' down' my door

[00:01:37] I got spuds mckenzie alex from stroh's

[00:01:41] They won't leave my dog alone with that medina pal

[00:01:44] I went up to this girl she said hi my name is sheena

[00:01:48] I thought she'd be good to go with a little funky cold medina

[00:01:52] She said I'd like a drink I said ehm ok I'll go get it

[00:01:56] Then a couple sips she cold licked her lips

[00:01:58] And I knew that she was with it

[00:02:00] So I took her to my crib and everything went well as planned

[00:02:04] But when she got undressed it was a big old mess sheena was a man

[00:02:08] So I threw him out I don't fool around with no oscar meyer wiener

[00:02:12] You must be sure that the girl is pure for the funky cold medina

[00:02:18] You know ain't no plans with a man

[00:02:22] This is the 80's and I'm down with the ladies

[00:02:32] Break it down

[00:02:49] Back in the saddle lookin' for a little affection

[00:02:53] I took a shot as a contestant on the love connection

[00:02:57] The audience voted and you know they picked a winner

[00:03:01] I took my date to the hilton for medina and some dinner

[00:03:05] She had a few drinks I'm thinkin' soon what I'll be gettin'

[00:03:09] Instead she started talkin' 'bout plans for our weddin'

[00:03:13] I said wait slow down love not so fast says I'll be seein' you

[00:03:17] That's why I found you don't play around with the funky cold medina