《A Normal， Healthy American Boy》歌词

[00:00:00] A Normal, Healthy American Boy - Chita Rivera/Dick Van Dyke/Louise Quick/Jessica Albright

[00:00:01] He's coming He's coming

[00:00:02] Conrad Birdie is coming

[00:00:12] Hey Conrad how about answering a few questions

[00:00:15] How do you feel about joining in the Army

[00:00:17] Ah Ah Ah how does he feel

[00:00:19] You ask how he feels

[00:00:21] He's much too shy to tell you

[00:00:23] So I'll tell ya how he feels

[00:00:24] He feels brave and eager

[00:00:27] Strangely humble Proud to be a plain GI

[00:00:30] He would gladly face those bullets

[00:00:34] For he's not afraid to die

[00:00:36] For he's a fine upstanding

[00:00:39] Patriotic healthy normal

[00:00:42] American boy

[00:00:43] And that's why he volunteered for

[00:00:44] Volunteered I thought he was drafted

[00:00:46] And he appealed three times

[00:00:48] Sing

[00:00:49] We love you Conrad

[00:00:51] Oh yes we do

[00:00:53] We love you Conrad

[00:00:55] And will be true

[00:00:57] When you're not near us

[00:00:58] We're blue

[00:01:00] Oh Conrad we love you

[00:01:03] Very nice

[00:01:04] Say what's the pitch

[00:01:05] On that Hollywood starlet Conrad

[00:01:07] Are you two engaged

[00:01:08] Ah Ah Is he engaged

[00:01:10] Is Conrad engaged

[00:01:12] There's absolutely nothing

[00:01:14] To the rumor he's engaged

[00:01:15] She's a real pal like a sister

[00:01:19] But it doesn't mean a thing

[00:01:21] And that eighteen carat diamond

[00:01:25] It was just a "friendship" ring

[00:01:28] For he's a fine upstanding patriotic

[00:01:32] Healthy normal American boy

[00:01:35] And why was your husband so mad

[00:01:37] Sing

[00:01:38] We love you Conrad

[00:01:40] Oh yes we do

[00:01:41] We love you Conrad

[00:01:42] And will be true

[00:01:44] Oh I'll never forget what Conrad said

[00:01:45] When he found out he been accept by the arm forces

[00:01:48] Juese Mr Peterson he said eagerly

[00:01:50] He suposse air long side met the front line 20th

[00:01:53] That way you'll get myself in those dirty jearies

[00:01:55] Ah ah Albert

[00:01:55] They're whoever is dirty this time

[00:01:58] Hey Mr Peterson give us a scoop

[00:02:00] Is Conrad still drinking a lot

[00:02:02] What

[00:02:03] Now listen here This gossip must stop

[00:02:07] He goes to church each Sunday

[00:02:08] And he doesn't touch a drop

[00:02:10] He's as decent as a minister

[00:02:13] Absolutely

[00:02:14] He's as sober as a judge

[00:02:18] He subscribes to ev'ry charity

[00:02:21] And his hobby's making fudge

[00:02:25] For he's a fine up standing patriotic

[00:02:29] Healthy normal American boy

[00:02:31] Is it true that you found Conrad in a Reform School

[00:02:35] Oh what

[00:02:36] That's a lie

[00:02:37] A lie thru' and thru'

[00:02:39] I'll tell you where he came from

[00:02:41] Here's the story and it's true

[00:02:43] He was born in Indo china

[00:02:45] He was born in old Virginia

[00:02:47] Son of missionaries there

[00:02:49] On a thousand acre farm

[00:02:50] Very poor and very hungry

[00:02:52] From a line of wealthy planters

[00:02:54] What a cruel life to bear

[00:02:56] Full of genteel southern charm

[00:02:57] Soon he drifted down to Hong Kong

[00:02:59] In the evening by the river

[00:03:01] To a water front saloon

[00:03:03] By the moonlight they would croon

[00:03:05] That is where I heard him singing

[00:03:07] That's where Conrad started singing

[00:03:08] Underneath a Hong Kong moon

[00:03:10] 'Neath that sweet plantation moon

[00:03:13] We love you Conrad

[00:03:16] Oh yes we do

[00:03:18] We love you

[00:03:19] Conrad and we'll be true

[00:03:22] Oh oh Conrad we love you

[00:03:27] We love you

[00:03:28] Conrad and we'll be true

[00:03:31] For he's a fine upstanding

[00:03:34] Av'rage modest patriotic

[00:03:37] Healthy normal American

[00:03:42] American boy