《The Man Who Turns The Damn Thing Off And On》歌词

[00:00:02] the world's not what it used to be

[00:00:04] in love or war or industry.

[00:00:07] we face the harsh reality

[00:00:08] that this sweet land of liberty

[00:00:11] now contemplates eternity

[00:00:13] plugged into electricity

[00:00:15] and programmed by technology

[00:00:17] for maximum efficiency.

[00:00:19] for instance, see

[00:00:21] what happened to me...

[00:00:24] when i went down to the factory,

[00:00:27] i said, "hey, you got any job for me?"

[00:00:30] they said, "son, the days of the workin' man are

[00:00:35] dead and gone!"

[00:00:37] they said, "the computer now does everything,

[00:00:40] but there does happen to be one opening

[00:00:43] for the man who'll turn the damn thing off and on."

[00:00:49] now i'm the man who turns the damn thing off and on.

[00:00:56] i give it a twist in the evening like this

[00:00:59] and a little bitty flick at dawn.

[00:01:02] i know i should be overjoyed -

[00:01:05] i'm the only one in town employed:

[00:01:08] i'm the man who turns the damn thing off and on!

[00:01:27] so, feelin' exhausted from my first day's labor,

[00:01:30] i went home to see my baby.

[00:01:33] she was lyin' in bed with a smile on her face, and i

[00:01:37] heard a buzzin' sound.

[00:01:39] she said, "i don't need no mortal men,

[00:01:42] this vibrator does the work of ten!

[00:01:45] but since you're so in love with me,

[00:01:49] i'll let you stick around

[00:01:51] and be the man who turns the damn thing off and on!"

[00:01:58] i give it a twist in the evening like this

[00:02:01] and a little bitty flick at dawn.

[00:02:04] i know i should be gratified:

[00:02:07] she lets me lie here by her side,

[00:02:10] and be the man who turns the damn thing off and on!

[00:02:17] i'm the man who turns the damn thing off and on!