《World Agape》歌词

[00:00:01] World Agape - Busdriver

[00:00:03] Whoo

[00:00:04] Art rap art rap art rap art rap

[00:00:07] Whoo

[00:00:09] Who better qualified to mediate in the larp discord

[00:00:12] With my dewy moleskin brewing cauldron and karmic orb

[00:00:14] I'm fully pantsless like the wooly mammoth from the tar pit gorge

[00:00:17] Yet I'm David Carradine taking thorazine off the starship oars

[00:00:19] No godhead in the blog thread stringing this harpsichord

[00:00:21] No tasteful tunes just tablespoons of parsnip porridge

[00:00:24] Of the bleeded ether from the Greenpeacer's alarmist lore

[00:00:27] I'm dashing and windblown

[00:00:28] When the world's agape

[00:00:30] And I bookend your smiles with unhappy endings

[00:00:34] I'm dashing and windblown

[00:00:35] When the world's agape

[00:00:38] Drop orange rind on the war crime set in the crowded ballot

[00:00:41] With my in-laws and Limbaugh singing a power ballad

[00:00:43] Their price gouging funds their night outings and flowered phallice

[00:00:45] More than spider bites we give them writer's strikes and an endowed outage

[00:00:48] The ulcer gargle and dulcimer drone are character-driven

[00:00:50] Like the "no sir" art show sulfur marble and American women

[00:00:53] This bonus disk shows my showmanship and parenting acumen

[00:00:56] I'm dashing and windblown

[00:00:57] When the world's agape

[00:00:59] And I bookend your smiles with unhappy endings

[00:01:03] I'm dashing and windblown

[00:01:04] When the world's agape

[00:01:05] Oh what to do

[00:01:07] Oh what to do when the world we service is a whirling dervish

[00:01:10] And my sidekick aids his surly cervix he's burly and girlish

[00:01:12] And I'm Isaac Hayes on a gurney in Zurich saying

[00:01:14] "Man up puss Right now "

[00:01:17] We're telling kids

[00:01:19] "Oh yes you can't"

[00:01:21] I'm rushed to hair and make-up on the war-torn beachfront

[00:01:24] Where I narrate stuff like a foreign-born creampuff

[00:01:27] But I forewarn the teen pups that their core's worn and pre-shrunk

[00:01:30] Then in poor form I triple lutz and I land on my gristle hump

[00:01:33] But really

[00:01:34] I'm into spooning and spoonerisms

[00:01:35] And I make a splash like my hands are two-thirds fish fin

[00:01:37] Because when I talk it's like nuclear fission yet it resonates

[00:01:39] Like a Ferris Bueller ditch party

[00:01:41] Apply the oil-slick sheen of the Blue Man Group

[00:01:43] Eat Soylent Green by the two-hand scoop

[00:01:45] When you see my face at the newsstand booth

[00:01:47] With plutonium in his thermos

[00:01:49] I got Obi-Wan discharged

[00:01:50] With my phony gun and lip service

[00:01:52] I earned the large gift card

[00:01:54] To stir up the stern class kings and nurture the saplings

[00:02:00] I earn medals dirt-pedal with the facial hair of Burt Reynolds

[00:02:02] Burnt kettles on my turntables

[00:02:04] Make sheet music leak coolant

[00:02:05] When I speak to it