《《混世魔王程咬金》第82回》歌词

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[00:00:00] 英王

[00:00:01] 李建成告诉秦琼等人

[00:00:04] 罗成和苏定方交战

[00:00:07] 罗成为国捐躯

[00:00:11] 就这几句话

[00:00:13] 犹如琴打个霹雳

[00:00:16] 四座皆惊

[00:00:18] 那程咬金大嘴一咧哇的一声放声大哭

[00:00:24] 这一哭

[00:00:25] 所有见官一齐哭了起来

[00:00:28] 李世民率领的军马中

[00:00:30] 除了尉迟恭

[00:00:31] He 少数形象以外

[00:00:33] 都是贾柳楼结拜弟兄

[00:00:37] 罗成最小为老兄弟

[00:00:39] 你别看他岁数小

[00:00:41] 能耐最大

[00:00:41] 武艺最高

[00:00:42] 可谓智勇双全英雄盖世

[00:00:46] 他or 狂归狂

[00:00:48] 可最受弟兄们喜欢

[00:00:51] 当时酒席宴

[00:00:53] 成了枯桑糖

[00:00:56] Hao 涛震天痛哭

[00:00:58] 金地

[00:01:00] 好半天

[00:01:02] 突然

[00:01:03] 程咬金不哭了

[00:01:06] 他擦擦眼镜之外

[00:01:09] 大家别哭了

[00:01:10] 哭有什么用

[00:01:11] 能当事儿办吗啊

[00:01:14] 俗话说人死如灯灭

[00:01:17] 在哭他也活不了

[00:01:19] 我得问问两位千岁

[00:01:23] 啊

[00:01:24] 我老兄弟罗成文武全才

[00:01:27] 论智谋大破长蛇阵

[00:01:30] 马踏桐岐镇论武艺

[00:01:33] 掌中一杆五钩神飞亮银枪

[00:01:36] 敢说天下无敌

[00:01:37] 世上无双久经战场

[00:01:40] 死在他枪下的上将不计其数

[00:01:44] 怎么这次竟阵亡了呢

[00:01:48] 李建成

[00:01:49] 李元吉听这话

[00:01:51] 一哆嗦

[00:01:52] 脸一沉

[00:01:54] 李元吉说

[00:01:55] 哎

[00:01:57] 程将军

[00:01:58] 这话不能这么说呀

[00:02:00] 两军交战

[00:02:01] 有胜有败

[00:02:02] 二虎相争必有一伤

[00:02:05] 虽说罗成英勇无敌

[00:02:08] 久经战场

[00:02:10] 可常言说得好

[00:02:11] 没有常胜的将军呢

[00:02:14] 这次

[00:02:15] 吴王兵犯同关

[00:02:17] 罗元帅向长安走了告急褶子

[00:02:22] 我父皇传旨命

[00:02:24] 我和大哥莺王率兵增援潼关

[00:02:29] 以解潼关之极

[00:02:32] 按说我就有潼关

[00:02:34] 天险可守

[00:02:35] 不必出关交战

[00:02:38] 当敌军疲劳再出关

[00:02:41] 突击可以大获全胜

[00:02:44] 可是那罗元帅

[00:02:46] 性急气高

[00:02:48] 非要出关交战

[00:02:51] 我喝我哥哥英王苦劝不住

[00:02:54] 只好任他出征

[00:02:56] 不行啊

[00:02:56] 苏烈

[00:02:57] 诡计多端

[00:02:59] 设下圈套

[00:03:00] 把罗元帅幼稚淤泥河乱箭射死

[00:03:06] 罗元帅死后

[00:03:07] 我命兵丁前去抢回罗元帅的尸首

[00:03:10] 派人送回原籍厚葬

[00:03:14] 各位将军还有什么不明白的吗

[00:03:19] 程咬金说

[00:03:21] 等等

[00:03:22] 我就不明白

[00:03:24] 你说的是真话呢

[00:03:26] 是二八打折扣喽

[00:03:29] 程咬金

[00:03:30] 你怎么说话

[00:03:32] 啊

[00:03:33] 难道本王说话你不相信

[00:03:37] 秦琼听了心想

[00:03:38] 鹰王说的也有道理

[00:03:41] 罗成是有狂傲的毛病

[00:03:44] 于是不再问了

[00:03:46] 不问

[00:03:47] 可是不问呢

[00:03:48] 这酒是喝不下去了

[00:03:51] 众人一齐起身

[00:03:53] 拜辞了建成

[00:03:55] 李世民原籍弟兄三人走出帅府出关

[00:04:01] 回到自己大营

[00:04:04] 大家吃不下

[00:04:05] 睡不着啊

[00:04:07] 一块儿来到秦琼的站位

[00:04:11] 徐茂公说

[00:04:12] 众位兄弟想不到罗盛志勇一声竟落到了被乱箭穿身而亡的惨D

[00:04:23] 这是个教训

[00:04:25] 不管谁的能耐再大

[00:04:27] 也不可任性行事

[00:04:30] 要听别人劝告

[00:04:32] 说着眼泪又下来了

[00:04:35] 程咬金蹭就站起来了

[00:04:38] 哎哎

[00:04:40] 我说

[00:04:41] 三哥二哥

[00:04:43] 李建成

[00:04:44] 李元吉这俩小子话

[00:04:46] 你们也信啊

[00:04:48] 我一见英王其王

[00:04:50] 我就觉得这俩小子不是好东西

[00:04:53] 它不像秦王那么厚道

[00:04:56] 你们注意没有

[00:04:57] 我可看见我问起老兄弟的时候

[00:05:01] 他们两个人互相看了一眼使眼色

[00:05:05] 接着

[00:05:06] 原籍那小子就憋了一通瞎画黑憋得可真顺溜啊

[00:05:11] 告诉你们要说瞎话

[00:05:14] 他编的

[00:05:14] 还差点得跟我学

[00:05:18] 老兄弟狂归

[00:05:19] 狂傲归傲

[00:05:21] 可老兄弟深知兵书战策精通用兵之道

[00:05:26] 就那么容易让苏烈给射死了

[00:05:30] 不用说是罗成

[00:05:32] 就是问老程也不会放着关不熟

[00:05:36] 让人家又出多老远

[00:05:39] 要是让人家把他弄出多老远

[00:05:42] 使个调虎离山计乘虚攻入潼关该多好啊

[00:05:47] 为什么兄弟死了潼关没丢呢

[00:05:50] 这潼关水手的他俩能守住吗

[00:05:53] 罗成绝不会上这个当

[00:05:58] 秦琼觉得有理

[00:06:00] 但是秦琼说话有分寸

[00:06:03] 四弟啊

[00:06:04] 你说的有道理

[00:06:05] 那么说罗成之死别有原因吗

[00:06:10] 二哥

[00:06:12] 指定是罗成得罪啦

[00:06:15] 英王其王

[00:06:17] 被这俩小子害死的

[00:06:19] 要不是被害死的

[00:06:20] 我就不姓程

[00:06:22] 你就把我脑袋给揪下来

[00:06:26] 徐茂公说4 B 啊

[00:06:28] 罗成和英奇二王从没有打过交道

[00:06:33] 他怎么能会得罪二王呢

[00:06:36] 再说英王

[00:06:38] 齐王难道不知道无反王强夺潼关潼关一破他李家的天下就有倒塌之祸

[00:06:49] 它能与设计部顾陷害罗成吗

[00:06:53] 程咬金把大嘴一撇

[00:06:55] 徐三

[00:06:57] 这是详细的道理

[00:06:59] 我说不上来

[00:07:00] 可我认定是二王陷害老兄弟错不了

[00:07:06] 秦琼说

[00:07:07] 4 B 啊

[00:07:08] 说二王陷害罗成之事

[00:07:10] 尚无凭证你可不许乱说呀

[00:07:13] 免遭灭顶之灾

[00:07:16] Er GE

[00:07:17] 我犯得上和别人说吗

[00:07:19] 我还告诉你

[00:07:21] 今日酒席之上

[00:07:22] 我看见那两个小子

[00:07:24] 咱们公为秦王他们好不自在

[00:07:29] 他们嫉妒李世民

[00:07:31] 我把话撂在这儿

[00:07:33] 这俩小子要是以后不陷害秦王

[00:07:36] 那就算我白书

[00:07:38] 二哥

[00:07:39] 我猜一俩小子害罗成

[00:07:43] 明天我不走了

[00:07:44] 你愿意回京城

[00:07:46] 你走你的

[00:07:47] 明天我就换上衣服到潼关城外司法我仿X 罗成以及舞王饭桶之事查不明白我就不回来了

[00:08:00] 曲毛公

[00:08:01] 暗暗佩服程咬金啊

[00:08:03] 四弟啊

[00:08:04] 你这想法对查

[00:08:06] 可是查查不出来

[00:08:08] 你也别不回来

[00:08:09] 省得让弟兄们心里惦记你

[00:08:13] 老程说

[00:08:13] 三哥

[00:08:14] 我听你的

[00:08:15] 就这么地了

[00:08:17] 但是我溜到这儿

[00:08:19] 你们都走啊

[00:08:21] 不

[00:08:22] 我们也不走怎么办

[00:08:25] 秦琼说好办

[00:08:26] 明天我就说病了

[00:08:29] 在这儿住下

[00:08:30] 什么时候你回来我病再好

[00:08:34] 咱们一块儿回长安好了

[00:08:37] 就这么地

[00:08:39] B 兄议论一阵子

[00:08:41] 各自回营

[00:08:42] 可谁都睡不着

[00:08:44] 都想罗成啊

[00:08:46] 次日清晨

[00:08:48] 按道理

[00:08:49] 秦琼跟着李世民应该

[00:08:53] 过潼关

[00:08:55] 回京都

[00:08:57] 秦琼没来

[00:08:59] 派人请假说我病

[00:09:02] 哎哟李世民真着急了

[00:09:04] 怎么病了嗨

[00:09:06] 昨天那也不怎么我在

[00:09:08] 马上把腰扭了又受风

[00:09:11] 膀子也抬不起来

[00:09:13] 哪都疼

[00:09:14] 我实在动不了

[00:09:15] 要不你们先走那哪能呢

[00:09:18] 我们等您

[00:09:19] Pi 先生给看军医给翘

[00:09:23] 怎么翘也说疼

[00:09:25] 是啊

[00:09:26] 还得等程咬金回来才不疼呢

[00:09:30] 回头再说

[00:09:31] 程咬金

[00:09:32] 次日起来

[00:09:33] 洗漱已毕

[00:09:34] 换上了便衣

[00:09:35] 穿上散碎银子

[00:09:37] 没有其他的宝马良驹

[00:09:41] 骑了一匹普通马

[00:09:43] 也没带斧子

[00:09:45] 就这样

[00:09:46] 私访来了

[00:09:48] 调查案子来了

[00:09:50] 离开了潼关

[00:09:51] 走出十几里地20几里地

[00:09:54] 在这周围转来转去

[00:09:58] 一点儿头绪没有

[00:10:00] 是啊

[00:10:01] 那调查个案子不是容易事儿啊

[00:10:04] 得心细啊

[00:10:06] 这一天天教傍晚

[00:10:10] 他来到一个镇子

[00:10:12] 一看那边是个饭铺

[00:10:14] 他就进来了

[00:10:16] 要拉一壶酒

[00:10:18] 要了四个菜

[00:10:19] 俩凉俩热

[00:10:21] 站这块自斟自饮

[00:10:23] 在对过儿有个小伙子

[00:10:27] 虽然穿着粗布衣服一看

[00:10:29] 精明强干正在吃大碗面

[00:10:32] 吃的满头冒汗

[00:10:35] 老城喝着喝着

[00:10:37] 突然

[00:10:38] 他把杯放把那小伙子吓一蹦

[00:10:42] 心的话怎么了

[00:10:43] 吃饭也不老实啊

[00:10:45] 就听老程说

[00:10:48] 哎

[00:10:50] 潼关大帅罗成英勇伊始

[00:10:54] 落了个乱箭

[00:10:56] 穿身er 王

[00:10:58] 可真够惨的

[00:11:00] 内小子听了协查说

[00:11:03] 哎

[00:11:04] 可不是吗

[00:11:05] 是够惨的

[00:11:06] 要不是英王其王这两个小子罗元帅还死不了呢

[00:11:12] 嗯

[00:11:13] 老陈一听心说有门儿

[00:11:15] 刚要过去追问

[00:11:17] 就见掌柜的砰砰砰几步就来到贴近

[00:11:21] 照在小虎的脸上

[00:11:23] 啪就一大巴掌

[00:11:25] 小伙子用手捂着脸

[00:11:28] 大叔

[00:11:28] 你干嘛打我呀

[00:11:30] 掌柜的眼睛瞪的像豆包一样

[00:11:34] 我打你我该打你我和你爹是过命弟兄

[00:11:38] 我不能看出你掉脑袋呀

[00:11:41] 你不知道吗

[00:11:42] 英琪二王下加之一

[00:11:44] 谁要谈论罗成知识斩立决

[00:11:49] 你爹就你这么一个小子

[00:11:51] 我能看着你让人给宰了吗

[00:11:54] 我不打你

[00:11:54] 谁打你给我住嘴

[00:11:57] 吃面条还堵不住嘴

[00:11:59] A 1

[00:11:59] 嗯试试

[00:12:02] 这小伙子不敢言语

[00:12:04] 老城一看这个气呀

[00:12:06] 心想黑好容易有截查了

[00:12:10] 他一巴掌给打回去了

[00:12:13] 程咬金

[00:12:15] 喝口酒

[00:12:16] 吃点东西

[00:12:17] 往这一放

[00:12:18] 掌柜的来来来

[00:12:20] 七查七查

[00:12:20] 我这包好茶叶

[00:12:22] 他从怀里掏包茶叶

[00:12:24] 掌柜的切好了

[00:12:26] 闷得了

[00:12:27] 自己倒了一杯

[00:12:28] 他一抬头

[00:12:29] 小伙子

[00:12:30] 你闻闻我这茶香不香

[00:12:32] 内小伙子提提鼻子

[00:12:34] 哎呀

[00:12:34] 真香真香

[00:12:35] 什么茶什么茶

[00:12:37] 毛尖给你来一杯

[00:12:39] 不不aa

[00:12:41] 来一杯来一杯

[00:12:41] 来来来来

[00:12:42] 倒一杯倒一杯

[00:12:44] 你贵姓啊

[00:12:45] 嗨

[00:12:46] 我姓董叫什么呢

[00:12:49] 阿梅大名儿

[00:12:50] 嗯

[00:12:51] 我有个哥哥没了

[00:12:53] 我排行在二

[00:12:54] 我叫董二在哪住啊

[00:12:57] 离这三里地

[00:12:59] 董家庄

[00:13:01] 因为我爱说人家都管我叫董二聊黑

[00:13:06] 咱俩可对付了

[00:13:07] 我也爱聊a 过我这聊聊哦

[00:13:11] 不不不

[00:13:11] 那我走了别介啊

[00:13:14] 我是外乡人

[00:13:16] 不管本地事儿

[00:13:18] 就是爱说爱聊

[00:13:20] 在这聊掌柜的打理

[00:13:23] 咱们到外边聊去a

[00:13:25] 好啊a

[00:13:26] 我爹也爱聊

[00:13:27] 那咱仨一块儿聊呗好了

[00:13:30] 程咬金心中高兴

[00:13:33] 付了饭钱

[00:13:34] 离了店铺

[00:13:35] 直奔董家庄

[00:13:38] 三里地

[00:13:39] 一会儿就到了

[00:13:41] 到了

[00:13:41] 懂爱撩家里了

[00:13:43] 爹来客人了

[00:13:47] 一看他里边走出个老头儿谁呀

[00:13:50] A 我刚认识个朋友

[00:13:53] 这是我爹呃

[00:13:55] 都管叫老董头儿哦

[00:13:57] A 大叔你好

[00:13:59] 你好你好哟

[00:14:00] 您是我是做买卖的哦

[00:14:04] 里边请里边请

[00:14:05] 来到里边坐下

[00:14:07] 又给盗过大碗茶

[00:14:10] A

[00:14:12] 我说大叔啊

[00:14:13] 我问你点儿事儿

[00:14:16] 我听说潼关大帅是罗成

[00:14:19] 罗元帅死了

[00:14:22] 有这事儿吗

[00:14:24] 啊

[00:14:25] 是啊

[00:14:26] 听说死的冤呐

[00:14:28] 呃呃

[00:14:29] 这呃呃呃

[00:14:32] 我不知道

[00:14:33] 那你知道罗元帅怎么死的吗

[00:14:37] 这老董头儿眨巴眨巴眼睛

[00:14:40] 我我问问您吧

[00:14:43] 你是什么地方人

[00:14:44] 叫什么名字

[00:14:46] 我才敢跟你聊

[00:14:48] 那是为什么呢

[00:14:50] A

[00:14:50] 你先别问你就说你叫什么名字

[00:14:53] 家住何处

[00:14:55] 超级想

[00:14:57] 看来这里面是挺大

[00:15:00] 我要报真名儿就不说了

[00:15:02] 我先猛投一下

[00:15:03] 想在这儿说哈

[00:15:05] 呃

[00:15:06] 大叔啊

[00:15:07] 我姓莫

[00:15:09] 没有大号都管我叫莫老四

[00:15:13] 家住山东

[00:15:14] 我出外经商到这儿

[00:15:17] 因为罗元帅老家也是山东的

[00:15:21] 有道是人不亲土

[00:15:23] 亲老乡见老乡两眼泪汪汪

[00:15:27] 我们家乡出了个元帅

[00:15:30] 我觉得光彩体面

[00:15:32] 罗成是人物啊

[00:15:35] 听说他正往我心里难受

[00:15:37] 所以想知道他是怎么死的

[00:15:41] 日后呢

[00:15:42] 也好像人家学说

[00:15:45] 哦

[00:15:45] 哦

[00:15:46] 哦

[00:15:47] 这老董头没说话

[00:15:49] 懂

[00:15:49] 二疗法化了

[00:15:51] 啊

[00:15:52] 你把这些告诉我

[00:15:54] 我也告诉您

[00:15:55] 因为英奇二王有告示

[00:15:58] 说是不论军民人等一律不准谈论罗元帅的死因

[00:16:04] 谁要谈论全家抄斩

[00:16:08] 我呀

[00:16:09] 怕你是他们派来的汉子才问您是干什么的

[00:16:12] 哪里人是以免上当

[00:16:16] 老程说

[00:16:17] 嘿

[00:16:17] 有我这样的案子吗

[00:16:19] 你放心

[00:16:19] 我就想听听

[00:16:21] 嗯

[00:16:23] 董二聊说

[00:16:24] 莫大叔啊

[00:16:26] 哎

[00:16:26] 我就告诉你吧

[00:16:29] 罗成元帅是被害死的

[00:16:32] 死的冤呢

[00:16:34] 那么

[00:16:34] 罗成到底是怎么死的

[00:16:36] 还得从头说起

[00:16:38] 夏明王

[00:16:39] 窦建德死后

[00:16:40] 他的结拜二弟苏烈苏定方就当了下冥王

[00:16:45] 还是在窦建德死之前

[00:16:48] 他带领人马袭击北平府

[00:16:52] 射死了北平王罗艺

[00:16:54] 后来在洛阳窦建德被罗成所杀

[00:16:59] 苏烈

[00:17:00] 发誓要为窦建德报仇雪恨

[00:17:05] 当他听到李世民和秦琼率兵去讨伐湖广、襄阳、王雷、大鹏

[00:17:12] 他就揪剂了

[00:17:14] 咱们前面说的几家反防袭击潼关企图一举把潼关拿下来

[00:17:21] 在攻占长安

[00:17:23] 夺取皇位

[00:17:24] 等李世民、秦琼领兵回救

[00:17:28] 再把他们挡在通关以外

[00:17:31] 大家都知道

[00:17:33] 潼关是天然的屏障

[00:17:36] 这是通往京都的咽喉

[00:17:38] 要路一夫当关

[00:17:41] 万夫莫敌

[00:17:43] 可是他万没想到潼关大帅罗成文武双全

[00:17:48] 罗成把通关各山头城关上布满了滚木擂石灰瓶炮ci

[00:17:56] 苏烈几次猛攻城关河附近山头

[00:17:59] 都被唐兵打队打的反王们损失惨重

[00:18:04] 不敢再攻

[00:18:07] 其实通关呢

[00:18:08] 没有多少价

[00:18:10] 只有罗成

[00:18:12] He 富帅张青

[00:18:14] 没有能打的战将

[00:18:16] 里边就三万人

[00:18:19] 经过和反王们打了几仗

[00:18:21] 还真把罗成给累病了

[00:18:24] 当反王们还要继续攻潼关

[00:18:28] 罗成就给李渊走了哲本

[00:18:31] 请求派强兵猛将增援

[00:18:35] 再说李渊呢

[00:18:38] 就该派点儿精兵强将

[00:18:41] 帮助手通关可是她想她

[00:18:44] 大儿子应王建成三儿子齐王元吉以后要在百官中有地位

[00:18:52] 受尊敬

[00:18:53] 就得先立战功

[00:18:55] 可这俩小子文武全不行

[00:18:58] 兵书战策全不懂

[00:19:01] 叫他们领兵打仗

[00:19:02] 是打一仗给办一仗

[00:19:04] 这回机会来了

[00:19:06] 因为潼关天险

[00:19:09] 城高池深

[00:19:11] 又有罗成这样的元帅

[00:19:13] 那两个人就往那睡觉也就算立功了

[00:19:18] 于是派着建成元吉率领5万人马增援潼关

[00:19:24] 两人挺高兴

[00:19:26] 来到潼关战罗成一看

[00:19:29] 可就着急了

[00:19:31] 心想万岁啊

[00:19:32] 你这是拿着江山当儿戏

[00:19:35] 你这俩儿子太哪哪不行

[00:19:38] 你干嘛要pi 潼关呢

[00:19:40] 可既然来了

[00:19:42] 就得让他们守关呢

[00:19:44] 对建成元吉说

[00:19:46] 二位千岁

[00:19:47] 你们来了就好

[00:19:49] 这些日子

[00:19:51] 我累够呛

[00:19:52] 你们先替我手术

[00:19:54] 关我先休息休息

[00:19:55] 再出关杀敌不迟

[00:19:58] 两人当时态度挺好

[00:20:00] U 罗元帅看把你瘦了

[00:20:03] 累坏了

[00:20:04] 你先歇着吧

[00:20:05] 潼关有我们守着万无一失

[00:20:07] 万一有什么事儿

[00:20:09] 我们再找您

[00:20:11] 就这样

[00:20:12] 罗城回帅府休息

[00:20:15] 谁知道连日操心疲劳过度

[00:20:19] 这一觉醒来呀

[00:20:21] 浑身酸软可就起不来床

[00:20:25] 并

[00:20:26] 英琪二王听说赶紧探望

[00:20:29] 请医冠为元帅调制医官一诊脉

[00:20:34] 说罗成这是累的元帅啊

[00:20:37] 你这病是身心劳损所致

[00:20:41] 要好生将养一天两天好不了

[00:20:44] 多在您把劳乏劲儿歇过来

[00:20:47] 这病

[00:20:48] 就会好的

[00:20:50] 从这天起

[00:20:52] 罗成每天服安神药

[00:20:54] 散心养神

[00:20:56] 注意饮食

[00:20:57] 精心调理

[00:20:59] 一晃就病了半个月

[00:21:02] 英琪二王长来问安

[00:21:04] 罗成内心很感激

[00:21:08] 来了就比不来强啊

[00:21:11] 哪知道啊

[00:21:12] 罗成躺了半个多月

[00:21:15] 建成元吉可没闲着

[00:21:17] 你别看他们俩文的不行

[00:21:19] 武的也不行

[00:21:20] 可有一样比谁都行

[00:21:22] 那就是寻花问流

[00:21:25] 行军打仗不许带女眷

[00:21:28] 这俩小子就叫人找来了潼关妓院的宝儿

[00:21:33] 宝儿都管教湖泊

[00:21:35] 令他在妓院里挑选几个有姿色的女子前来陪他们职业守城

[00:21:43] 这俩小子到了晚上就叫人在关楼上摆下酒席俩又吃又喝

[00:21:51] 叫这些粉头们陪他们喝酒

[00:21:55] 给他们唱曲跳舞

[00:21:58] 晚间回观同床共枕

[00:22:02] 这俩小子比长安还热呢

[00:22:06] 这哪来是守关是跑这儿观夜景儿去了

[00:22:10] 罗成病了半个月

[00:22:11] 他们俩就折腾半个月

[00:22:13] 天天如此

[00:22:14] 这天

[00:22:14] 他们在城头上连拉带唱

[00:22:17] 就在这罗城到了