《栾蒲包与丰泽园031集》歌词

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[00:00:01] 俗话说呀
[00:00:03] 天有不测风云
[00:00:06] 人有旦夕祸福
[00:00:10] 这话一点都不假
[00:00:14] 就拿前面说来说
[00:00:17] 姚珍珍在家腻歪
[00:00:20] 到新房楼来寻开心
[00:00:23] 大伙儿又说又笑得多好啊
[00:00:27] 谁也没想到
[00:00:29] 在珍珍
[00:00:30] 刚要回家的
[00:00:31] 这个当口
[00:00:34] 吴佩孚手下的副官刘长胜
[00:00:38] 这条的灵活大兵
[00:00:41] 闯进新房喽
[00:00:44] 当然
[00:00:45] 军装都没了
[00:00:47] 穿的都是便装
[00:00:49] 一个个好像是凶神恶煞
[00:00:53] 手中提着盒子炮
[00:00:55] 袋子上别着刀
[00:00:58] 我的妈
[00:00:59] 就这帮凶神
[00:01:00] 这一闯进来
[00:01:01] 谁不害怕
[00:01:05] Na
[00:01:05] 咱过日子也一样
[00:01:07] 一点思想准备没有
[00:01:09] 光门一开
[00:01:11] 进来几个劫匪
[00:01:13] 进来几个强盗
[00:01:15] 能不害怕
[00:01:18] 尤其珍珍
[00:01:19] 还是个大姑娘
[00:01:22] 南浦包
[00:01:23] 等众人的心刷一方可
[00:01:26] 就预感到形势不妙
[00:01:30] 这牛
[00:01:30] 尝尝这小子
[00:01:32] 一脸横肉
[00:01:33] 脸上一道横疤
[00:01:35] 个儿也大
[00:01:36] 坨儿也大
[00:01:38] 跟眉毛呢
[00:01:39] 大狗熊差不多
[00:01:40] 进来把门堵了
[00:01:43] 例如骂
[00:01:45] 封锁各地
[00:01:47] 任何人不经我允许
[00:01:50] 严禁出入
[00:01:52] 否则格杀勿论
[00:01:55] 明白
[00:01:56] 明白
[00:01:57] 我站着别动
[00:02:01] 全傻
[00:02:03] 那个掌柜的王恩普更是胆小怕事
[00:02:07] 一看这个情景
[00:02:09] 腿肚子转筋
[00:02:11] 脸上的胖肉绷直绷完这个劲儿
[00:02:18] 别人谁也不如栾蒲包
[00:02:21] 你看这个人呢
[00:02:23] 就是聪明
[00:02:24] 可到了现在怕也没用了
[00:02:27] 是情头摆在这儿了
[00:02:29] 说我哆嗦
[00:02:30] 我怕不解决问题
[00:02:33] 而且栾蒲包一心一意要保护真人
[00:02:39] 珍珍就在身边
[00:02:42] 这个牛肠圣地饺子
[00:02:44] 试著了
[00:02:45] 名的花中
[00:02:46] 魔鬼色中的魔王啊
[00:02:50] 见着漂亮女人
[00:02:52] 迈不动步
[00:02:53] 平日里作威作福
[00:02:55] 胡作非为
[00:02:58] 青年来的眼光一闪
[00:03:00] 嗯哼
[00:03:03] 落到大美人儿
[00:03:05] 真真的身上
[00:03:06] 哎呀
[00:03:07] 这眼前就一亮
[00:03:09] 我这大姑娘
[00:03:11] 倍儿漂亮
[00:03:13] 哎呀
[00:03:14] 口水都要流出来了
[00:03:16] 眼睛里头就露出餐具的锅
[00:03:20] 跟呢狼差不多
[00:03:23] 栾蒲包是干什么
[00:03:25] 一看就明白
[00:03:26] 没安好心
[00:03:29] 尽管怕
[00:03:30] 尽管没主意
[00:03:32] 但是
[00:03:33] 他也打定主意了
[00:03:35] 我得保护
[00:03:36] 真真豁出我的命
[00:03:38] 我不要
[00:03:41] 就是一愣的之间
[00:03:43] 能有多长时间
[00:03:45] 也就是20 秒30 秒那样
[00:03:49] 栾蒲包
[00:03:50] 这是清醒过来
[00:03:52] 不笑强笑
[00:03:54] 往前紧走两步
[00:03:57] 哎呀
[00:03:58] 少见少见我当是谁呢
[00:04:01] 闹了半天是牛副官
[00:04:03] 刘副官你好啊弟兄啊
[00:04:07] 大家辛苦啦
[00:04:08] 屋里说来来都不是外人啊
[00:04:12] 来来你你屋里坐
[00:04:15] 掌柜的你瞅你
[00:04:17] 你哆嗦什么呢
[00:04:19] 是不是又犯病了
[00:04:21] 刘副管
[00:04:22] 我们掌柜的老了
[00:04:24] 多病啊
[00:04:25] 他得要死
[00:04:27] 哎
[00:04:27] 你看这多肃静
[00:04:29] 你你到屋躺着去
[00:04:32] 意思之间打马乎眼
[00:04:34] 把汪恩普知识出去
[00:04:36] 叫他好报信儿
[00:04:39] 黄埔站在那块儿都动不了地儿了
[00:04:43] 栾蒲包满以为用这一套能蒙事
[00:04:48] 哪知道这牛副官还不买账
[00:04:51] 牛眼一瞪啊
[00:04:58] 哎呀
[00:04:58] 罗老弟啊
[00:05:00] 不错
[00:05:02] 咱是老熟人了
[00:05:04] 可有一样
[00:05:06] 今儿知道我们干什么来吗
[00:05:09] 实不相瞒
[00:05:11] 吴大帅
[00:05:12] 打了败仗
[00:05:14] 我们这些哥们是散兵游勇啊
[00:05:17] 让人打花了
[00:05:20] 现在大庙不收
[00:05:22] 小庙不留
[00:05:25] 囊空如洗呀
[00:05:27] 没钱了
[00:05:29] 上这儿养不了
[00:05:31] 输不起
[00:05:32] 凑点儿
[00:05:32] 盘川路费
[00:05:35] 新房喽
[00:05:36] 证拿了银子
[00:05:39] 呃
[00:05:39] 就是说
[00:05:39] 成全我们哥们几个大概也不费劲儿
[00:05:43] 顶多也就是九牛一毛
[00:05:46] 对不对
[00:05:47] 就为这来的
[00:05:50] 咱有什么说什么
[00:05:51] 别打马呼眼
[00:05:53] 想溜出去报信儿
[00:05:55] 哎
[00:05:56] 你们可估摸着哪一个耍心眼儿
[00:06:00] 老子的枪可不认真
[00:06:06] 不让动病
[00:06:07] 谁也动不了
[00:06:08] 软破包一瓶试试哇
[00:06:13] 牛付款
[00:06:14] 您这就说外头的话
[00:06:17] 不就是少盘川
[00:06:19] 不就是要路费
[00:06:21] 零花钱可以
[00:06:24] 钱是国宝流通啊
[00:06:27] 谁站在一里都得花
[00:06:30] 哪有存在那儿不动弹
[00:06:32] 我们老掌柜的也好
[00:06:34] 挣了俩钱儿进交朋友
[00:06:36] 多个朋友多条路
[00:06:39] 多个冤家多堵墙啊
[00:06:42] 这这小事一段让我再听呗
[00:06:45] 你得给准备
[00:06:46] 嗯嗯嗯嗯
[00:06:49] 明白呃
[00:06:49] 明白好嘞
[00:06:51] 来坐坐来
[00:06:53] 你坐下吃着喝着呢
[00:06:56] 我们筹措这钱钱没多
[00:06:59] 还有少呢
[00:07:00] 来来给我做做
[00:07:03] 连腿带la
[00:07:06] 这小子块儿也大
[00:07:08] 你推他啦
[00:07:09] 他还拉不动他
[00:07:10] 他一转身到真真近千的
[00:07:17] 呵呵
[00:07:18] 呵呵呵呵
[00:07:21] 嗯
[00:07:23] 这谁呀
[00:07:24] 嗯
[00:07:25] 真漂亮啊
[00:07:27] 我活的岁数小是怎么的
[00:07:30] 还没见过这么水灵的女人
[00:07:33] 宝贝er l a
[00:07:36] 这叫伸手
[00:07:38] 真真是个女孩儿
[00:07:40] 十六七岁
[00:07:42] 哪见过这个呢
[00:07:44] 真真腿肚子也转进来
[00:07:46] 下的一劲儿哆嗦
[00:07:47] 小脸儿唰白
[00:07:50] 软铺包赶紧过来给拦住了na 身子一横
[00:07:55] 有付款
[00:07:57] 你不认得是谁啊
[00:07:59] 您是贵人多忘事啊
[00:08:01] 他父亲姓姚
[00:08:03] 叫姚泽圣啊
[00:08:05] 姚老板
[00:08:07] 那是北京城800银浩的头一把
[00:08:11] 您不认识吗这是
[00:08:13] 他对千金叫珍珍
[00:08:17] 栾蒲包
[00:08:18] 什么意思
[00:08:20] 想抬出姚泽圣丫丫顶牛副本
[00:08:26] 这不是一般的人参加
[00:08:28] 有势力
[00:08:30] 哪知道这小子吃生米的不买账
[00:08:34] 听完这话之后
[00:08:35] 把牛眼一瞪
[00:08:37] 扯他妈什么蛋
[00:08:39] 怎么的
[00:08:41] 姚德胜算个鸡儿
[00:08:43] 嗯
[00:08:44] 天是王
[00:08:45] 大我是王二
[00:08:47] 我现在伸手五支
[00:08:48] 令拳手就要命
[00:08:51] 野蛮说她闺女
[00:08:53] 她千金就是皇姑就是公主
[00:08:57] 老子今儿也得玩儿他
[00:09:02] 你说怎么办
[00:09:03] 玩儿混点
[00:09:05] 秀才遇见兵
[00:09:07] 有理讲不通
[00:09:10] 就这回就这话
[00:09:12] 杂志的兵不是说现在咱们的军人
[00:09:16] 咱们的军人多讲道理啊
[00:09:18] 那有纪律
[00:09:19] 有组织、秋毫无犯
[00:09:22] 对老百姓来说那是亲如一家
[00:09:26] 旧社会呢
[00:09:27] 兵是什么兵就是肥肥
[00:09:29] 就是兵兵匪一家
[00:09:33] 所以才留下这么两句话
[00:09:36] 栾蒲包
[00:09:37] 一瓶沙眼呢
[00:09:39] 这小子是软硬不吃
[00:09:42] 但是他什么还在这躺着
[00:09:44] 哎
[00:09:45] 牛书馆镇百姓
[00:09:47] 你喜欢当然
[00:09:49] 老子就是馋女人
[00:09:51] 特别的大妞
[00:09:52] 好嘞
[00:09:54] 好说包在我身上
[00:09:56] 今儿个包您满意
[00:09:59] 不管怎么说
[00:09:59] 我看哥们儿都累坏了
[00:10:02] 满脸尘土
[00:10:04] 坐下吃着喝着
[00:10:06] 好吧
[00:10:06] 你喜欢行吗
[00:10:09] 今年他想走
[00:10:10] 他也走不了
[00:10:11] 他走了
[00:10:12] 您冲我算账好吗
[00:10:15] 后边儿
[00:10:16] 有的是嫌地方有闲房子
[00:10:19] 现在就让珍珍梳洗打扮一番陪您喝几盅
[00:10:25] 吃饱了喝足了
[00:10:27] 让您尽情地欢乐还不行吗
[00:10:30] 后面的屋子也得收拾收拾得这么收拾收拾
[00:10:34] 哎哎
[00:10:36] 弟兄们弄什么呢
[00:10:38] 赶紧
[00:10:39] 给牛长官准备吃喝
[00:10:41] 快快快
[00:10:44] 你不管怎么说
[00:10:46] 屋里人多
[00:10:48] 你一句我一句
[00:10:50] 算把这牛副官哄地坐下
[00:10:54] 只要把枪往桌子上一拍
[00:10:57] 哎
[00:10:59] 别玩轮子啊
[00:11:01] 我可告诉你们
[00:11:02] 水贼过河
[00:11:04] 甭使狗刨
[00:11:06] 在我这可不灵
[00:11:10] 大家准备起来
[00:11:13] 珍珍好不容易才离开一号间的雅娟
[00:11:18] 都不知道迈哪条腿了
[00:11:22] 说到这儿
[00:11:23] 咱给介绍介绍
[00:11:25] 这个牛常圣牛副官
[00:11:28] 从天上掉下来的
[00:11:31] 怎么哭
[00:11:31] 嚓一下跑到新丰楼来
[00:11:34] 有原因
[00:11:36] 闲文书
[00:11:37] 咱介绍过
[00:11:39] 他是吴佩孚手下的贴身富贵
[00:11:43] 也是贴身保镖
[00:11:45] 吴佩孚到前线指挥战斗
[00:11:49] 跟东北的胡帅
[00:11:51] 张作霖决一雌雄
[00:11:54] 啊
[00:11:55] 咱们也讲过
[00:11:56] 吴佩孚穿着满身的戎装上将军衔
[00:12:02] 挎着指挥刀
[00:12:03] 威风的不得了
[00:12:05] 上百名中外记者还采访
[00:12:08] 他说
[00:12:09] 大帅
[00:12:10] 这次你准备上哪儿
[00:12:12] 山海关
[00:12:14] 指挥战斗
[00:12:16] 那你以为胜负如何呢
[00:12:18] 马到成功
[00:12:19] 手到病除
[00:12:21] 半个月的时间
[00:12:23] 我打败张作霖
[00:12:25] 占领奉天城
[00:12:28] 他吹牛
[00:12:31] 就这么带着牛副官到了山海关
[00:12:35] 哎
[00:12:35] 你说这事儿
[00:12:36] 姐妹儿
[00:12:36] 我刚到山海关
[00:12:39] 张作霖的飞机是轮番轰炸啊
[00:12:46] 站不住脚
[00:12:47] 没办法
[00:12:48] 他把指挥部退到秦皇岛
[00:12:52] 到秦皇岛没两天
[00:12:55] 这飞机就围着这司令部转悠
[00:12:57] Ri ri 一个辅助哒哒哒哒哒哒哒
[00:13:01] 一撅屁股又一排炸弹
[00:13:04] 依然站不住脚
[00:13:07] 吴佩夫妻说
[00:13:09] 真他娘的邪门儿
[00:13:10] 怎么我走哪飞机跟哪
[00:13:13] 后来又把司令部挪到姜女庙
[00:13:18] 你旅游到过
[00:13:19] 将与妙妙
[00:13:21] 不算太大
[00:13:22] 也不算太小
[00:13:24] Na
[00:13:25] 姜女庙作为司令部
[00:13:28] 哎
[00:13:28] 这回也不例外
[00:13:30] 她刚住
[00:13:31] 砸下他飞机就跟上啊
[00:13:35] 嘟嘟嘟啊
[00:13:40] 吴佩孚心说
[00:13:41] 肯定有特务有鉴别呀
[00:13:45] 跟踪着我
[00:13:47] 不接
[00:13:47] 这飞机怎么跟着我转
[00:13:50] 你说躲这躲那
[00:13:51] 一个不注意就得把我炸死
[00:13:55] 给我插
[00:13:56] 怎么回事儿
[00:13:59] 但说那天
[00:14:01] 有人向他报信
[00:14:03] 大帅啊
[00:14:04] 查清楚了
[00:14:06] 果然有特务
[00:14:08] 是张作霖派来的
[00:14:10] 我们已经在一个老乡的家里
[00:14:12] 把他生擒活拿了
[00:14:14] 抓住了
[00:14:15] 嗯
[00:14:16] 抓住了
[00:14:18] 什么样的特务
[00:14:19] 女的
[00:14:21] 还是个外国女的
[00:14:23] 呃
[00:14:24] 我们初次审讯他招供了
[00:14:27] 他叫什么叫吉林呐
[00:14:29] 是俄罗斯人详细的情况
[00:14:32] 大帅您亲自审问
[00:14:35] 带着
[00:14:38] 吴佩孚都气坏了
[00:14:41] 许多好东西
[00:14:42] 我非申请文明
[00:14:45] 谁派你来的
[00:14:47] 怎么来的
[00:14:48] 通过什么渠道
[00:14:49] 你同伙儿还有多少
[00:14:51] 你们想干什么
[00:14:53] 张作霖怎么谋划的的这些事儿都得审问
[00:14:58] 时间不大
[00:15:00] 有人把这个俄罗斯大妞儿叫吉林那给推出来
[00:15:05] 拿绳捆着
[00:15:07] 一推的吴佩孚进前
[00:15:09] 吴佩孚一看就一愣
[00:15:13] 闹了半天
[00:15:13] J 吉丽娜呀
[00:15:15] 岁数不大
[00:15:16] 零多20岁
[00:15:18] 你还不知道是个学生
[00:15:21] 但是人种不一样
[00:15:24] 那俄罗斯人人高马大呀
[00:15:26] 他就那种啊
[00:15:28] 就这个姑娘
[00:15:29] 虽然说不到20 岁
[00:15:31] 长得挺高
[00:15:32] 非常非常的丰满
[00:15:35] 闭眼睛发
[00:15:37] 相当洋气
[00:15:39] 就像个大学生一样
[00:15:42] 吴佩孚纲要审问
[00:15:46] 有人向他报告说
[00:15:48] 前线发生了特殊情况
[00:15:51] 内军队啊
[00:15:53] 那心都不安定
[00:15:55] 现在有撤退的情况
[00:15:57] 发现您赶紧去看看呀
[00:16:00] 坏了
[00:16:01] 吴佩孚一琢磨
[00:16:03] 军心涣散
[00:16:04] 万一退
[00:16:06] 那仗还怎么打
[00:16:07] 必须亲自出马千家主旨
[00:16:11] 就这么他带着人
[00:16:13] 临走的时候也没审问J
[00:16:15] 吉林呐
[00:16:16] 就把牛常胜交过来尝尝啊
[00:16:19] 我把他交给您严加审讯
[00:16:23] 一定问清他的来龙去脉啊
[00:16:26] 等回来我听报告
[00:16:31] 吴佩孚急匆匆上了马
[00:16:34] 领着亲兵卫队走了
[00:16:37] 刘长城
[00:16:38] 刚才咱说了
[00:16:39] 花中魔鬼色中的魔王啊
[00:16:43] 一看大帅走了
[00:16:45] 他说了算瞅着
[00:16:48] 这屋里头这么宽大好几层院子
[00:16:52] 她告诉手下人
[00:16:54] 你们都到外面去
[00:16:56] 严加防范
[00:16:58] 没我的话
[00:16:59] 任何人禁止出入
[00:17:01] 我要密审
[00:17:04] 而他要密审
[00:17:06] 谁敢不听都退出去了
[00:17:09] 屋里没人儿
[00:17:10] 他把这吉丽娜溜到后院儿去了
[00:17:14] 到后院儿一个饿虎扑食
[00:17:16] 它就扑上去
[00:17:18] 急不可待呀
[00:17:21] 就像呃D 红了眼睛似的
[00:17:24] 就这么的把吉林那给奸污了
[00:17:29] J 吉丽娜认为
[00:17:30] 这非死不可
[00:17:32] 那特务落在人家手上还活得了耶
[00:17:36] 一看这个主好奇J 手备不住
[00:17:40] 我可能还能活命
[00:17:42] 他是百般奉迎
[00:17:45] 你喜欢什么我来什么
[00:17:46] 投其所好
[00:17:48] 你玩儿我就陪你玩儿
[00:17:50] 只要保住命就行
[00:17:53] 你说这对狗男女这个折腾劲儿就甭提了
[00:17:57] 等折腾完了
[00:18:00] 吴佩孚没回来
[00:18:02] 这牛常胜就应该罢手
[00:18:04] 罢手就没事儿
[00:18:07] 这小子一看这姜女庙里头什么吃喝都有
[00:18:11] 把九凉菜a 都拿出来陪J 吉林呐
[00:18:17] 在这儿吃喝吃喝
[00:18:19] 完了俩人又要
[00:18:22] 胡扯
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