《水浒0077》歌词

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[00:00:01] 八月中秋

[00:00:03] 张督监

[00:00:04] 请武松吃饭

[00:00:07] 这次破例到了后院鸳鸯楼上

[00:00:14] 武松啊

[00:00:15] 从来没到过这个地方

[00:00:17] 那楼梯都铺着红毡子

[00:00:20] 走起路来都没声

[00:00:23] 到楼顶上一看

[00:00:25] 呵

[00:00:26] 这个眼亮啊

[00:00:28] 八月的时候

[00:00:29] 天本来不凉啊

[00:00:31] 窗户

[00:00:32] 门都开着

[00:00:33] 登楼远眺

[00:00:36] 都监府尽收眼底

[00:00:40] 啊

[00:00:40] 武松这才明白

[00:00:42] 东西南北四至哪到哪

[00:00:45] 你别看

[00:00:46] 来了这么些日子了

[00:00:47] 武松守规矩

[00:00:49] 不能乱走

[00:00:52] 再看这楼上

[00:00:54] 也铺着地毯

[00:00:56] 拔扇

[00:00:56] 洒金的屏风

[00:00:58] 红木雕刻的桌椅

[00:01:01] 那桌子面上

[00:01:03] 都镶嵌着宝石和电骡

[00:01:06] 闪闪发光啊

[00:01:09] 就随便这一张桌子

[00:01:12] 要拿到市面上去

[00:01:14] 也得值几百两银子

[00:01:17] 武松倒不羡慕

[00:01:20] 心说

[00:01:21] 嘿

[00:01:23] 怪不都愿当官呢

[00:01:25] 真是吃尽穿绝呀

[00:01:29] 就一张桌子

[00:01:30] 一把椅子

[00:01:31] 就够穷苦人活多少年的

[00:01:36] 他心里啊

[00:01:37] 倒不太得劲

[00:01:39] 这时候

[00:01:40] 张督监

[00:01:41] 命人调摆桌椅

[00:01:44] 让武松坐下

[00:01:47] 相处大半年了

[00:01:49] 这武松呢

[00:01:50] 也不像刚来时候那么拘谨了

[00:01:54] 另外

[00:01:55] 张督监

[00:01:56] 还请出几个头面人物在这儿陪席

[00:02:01] 时间不大

[00:02:02] 拍摆酒菜

[00:02:05] 这顿酒菜是格外的丰盛

[00:02:09] 没动筷的时候

[00:02:12] 就听后面有人说话

[00:02:14] 夫人到

[00:02:17] 夫人到

[00:02:20] 武松一听

[00:02:21] 什么

[00:02:21] 夫人也来了

[00:02:24] 刚想回避

[00:02:26] 让张督监给拦住了

[00:02:28] 武松

[00:02:30] 你何必躲开呢

[00:02:33] 今天把你请来

[00:02:36] 就是与我的夫人见见面

[00:02:40] 咱们都是一家人了

[00:02:42] 不必拘礼

[00:02:44] 是

[00:02:45] 是

[00:02:45] 是

[00:02:46] 武松赶紧把头低下了

[00:02:50] 哎哟

[00:02:50] 时间不大

[00:02:51] 屏风门一开

[00:02:54] 张督监的夫人

[00:02:57] 在丫鬟婆子的簇拥下走上鸳鸯楼

[00:03:04] 武松偷眼一看呢

[00:03:06] 张督监的夫人倒挺稳重的

[00:03:10] 不超过40 岁

[00:03:13] 举止端庄

[00:03:16] 满头的珠光宝气

[00:03:19] 当然

[00:03:19] 身上也是穿绸裹缎了

[00:03:22] 连那些丫鬟婆子都是满头的簪环首饰

[00:03:27] 穿红倚绿

[00:03:29] 香味扑鼻呀

[00:03:33] 等夫人到屋之后

[00:03:35] 张督监给介绍

[00:03:37] 来来来武松过来

[00:03:40] 见过我的夫人

[00:03:42] 夫人呐

[00:03:44] 这就是我特聘来府中的教师

[00:03:49] 武松师爷

[00:03:51] 我不是跟你说过一次了

[00:03:54] 在景阳岗打死老虎的就是这位呀

[00:03:59] 夫人点点头

[00:04:01] 武松赶紧倒身下拜

[00:04:04] 夫人往旁边一闪

[00:04:06] 壮士免礼

[00:04:08] 平身谢夫人

[00:04:12] 张督监说

[00:04:13] 别客气了

[00:04:13] 别客气

[00:04:14] 都是一家人

[00:04:15] 大家坐坐坐坐坐坐

[00:04:17] 来呀

[00:04:18] 开席

[00:04:21] 丫鬟婆婆像穿梭一样啊

[00:04:25] 左一样右一样

[00:04:26] 往上端

[00:04:28] 吃不了几口

[00:04:29] 撤下去又换新的

[00:04:33] 左一道菜

[00:04:34] 右一道菜

[00:04:36] 那就没完了

[00:04:38] 那不像一般人请客

[00:04:41] 八个菜也好

[00:04:42] 六个菜也好

[00:04:43] 往这儿一摆

[00:04:44] 多的吃完

[00:04:45] 多的拉倒

[00:04:47] 人家这儿不行

[00:04:48] 净换新鲜的

[00:04:51] 吃几口

[00:04:51] 撤下去了

[00:04:54] 这个豪华

[00:04:55] 这个奢侈劲儿

[00:04:57] 难以尽表了

[00:05:00] 不光在这儿喝酒

[00:05:02] 也不光在这儿吃饭

[00:05:05] 旁边有一帮歌妓

[00:05:08] 还在这儿奏着乐

[00:05:10] 还歌舞着

[00:05:12] 让张督监和武松众人下酒

[00:05:16] 哎

[00:05:16] 这玩意儿是够享受的啊

[00:05:18] 听着小曲儿

[00:05:20] 听着丝弦在这儿喝着

[00:05:22] 显得格外的痛快

[00:05:26] 就这样一直到了晚上

[00:05:30] 月上

[00:05:31] 冬天

[00:05:34] 在鸳鸯楼上赏月

[00:05:36] 格外的眼亮啊

[00:05:38] 月亮好像大冰盘一样

[00:05:42] 屋里头点起蜡烛

[00:05:44] 月光和灯光相互交映

[00:05:48] 让人心里头更加痛快

[00:05:53] 喝酒的人一般都喝的不得理了

[00:05:56] 唯独武松尽量控制自己

[00:06:01] 不能喝酒过量

[00:06:03] 失了态

[00:06:05] 那多叫人家笑话

[00:06:07] 看来张督监喝的有点过量了

[00:06:11] 来

[00:06:12] 上好酒

[00:06:15] 我跟武都头要一醉方休

[00:06:21] 武松啊

[00:06:23] 自从你来了之后

[00:06:24] 本官特别特别的高兴啊

[00:06:28] 今天不拘常理

[00:06:31] 一醉方休

[00:06:34] 不喝醉了不散席

[00:06:38] 我给你满上一大斗

[00:06:41] 这一抖就半斤呢

[00:06:44] 武松抹不过情面去

[00:06:47] 只好站起来

[00:06:48] 把酒斗端起

[00:06:50] 一饮而尽

[00:06:51] 海量

[00:06:53] 海量

[00:06:55] 我来

[00:06:57] 你不给他敬敬酒嘛

[00:06:59] 夫人说好好嘛

[00:07:01] 夫人给敬酒

[00:07:04] 武松啊

[00:07:05] 怎么拒绝也不行

[00:07:07] 也给他满了一斗

[00:07:08] 武松也喝了

[00:07:10] 然后

[00:07:11] 武松又给张督监和夫人回敬酒

[00:07:16] 就这样推杯换盏

[00:07:19] 武松不想多喝也不行了

[00:07:22] 就觉着这个脑袋嗡嗡

[00:07:29] 眼前有点发花呀

[00:07:31] 心嘣嘣嘣嘣直跳

[00:07:34] 武松是决意再不喝了

[00:07:38] 诶就在这么个时候

[00:07:40] 张督监满面赔笑

[00:07:44] 武松啊

[00:07:46] 我且问你

[00:07:48] 家里都有什么人呢

[00:07:51] 回大人

[00:07:52] 我们弟兄二人

[00:07:55] 我哥哥亡故之后

[00:07:58] 就剩下我独身一人

[00:08:01] 哦

[00:08:03] 你这么大年纪了

[00:08:05] 还没娶媳妇吗

[00:08:07] 武松脸一红

[00:08:08] 诶

[00:08:09] 没有啊

[00:08:12] 我过去

[00:08:13] 在少林寺学功夫

[00:08:15] 后来闯荡江湖

[00:08:17] 娶个媳妇儿就累赘了

[00:08:20] 所以至今未娶

[00:08:22] 哎呀呀呀呀

[00:08:24] 男大当婚

[00:08:26] 女大当嫁呀

[00:08:29] 你现在跟过去的身份不同了

[00:08:34] 处境也变了

[00:08:36] 理应当有个家室了

[00:08:40] 我看这样吧

[00:08:43] 玉兰呢

[00:08:45] 再过来

[00:08:49] 那么多女孩儿

[00:08:52] 武松也没敢看呢

[00:08:54] 在女孩儿当中走出个姑娘来

[00:08:59] 穿的衣服也比较朴素

[00:09:03] 讲人样子比那些人全强

[00:09:07] 玉兰来到桌前

[00:09:09] 见过张督监

[00:09:11] 张督监点点头

[00:09:13] 玉兰呢

[00:09:15] 见过武都头

[00:09:18] 是

[00:09:20] 玉兰是飘飘万福

[00:09:23] 吓得武松赶紧回避

[00:09:25] 躬身施了一礼

[00:09:27] 雨来

[00:09:29] 还不敬武都头一斗酒吗是

[00:09:34] 玉兰拿起银壶来

[00:09:36] 满满倒了一斗

[00:09:38] 双手递给武松

[00:09:40] 武松

[00:09:41] 本来不想喝

[00:09:43] 没有办法

[00:09:44] 出于礼貌

[00:09:46] 双手把酒斗接过来说了声谢谢

[00:09:50] 是一饮而尽

[00:09:53] 张督监夫妻都乐了

[00:09:56] 哈哈哈哈

[00:10:00] 雨来

[00:10:02] 咱是一家人

[00:10:04] 无话不谈了

[00:10:07] 你看武松如何呀

[00:10:10] G

[00:10:12] 玉兰脸一红

[00:10:13] 赶紧把头低下了

[00:10:16] 别害羞

[00:10:18] 你也老大不小的了

[00:10:21] 嗯

[00:10:21] 嗯嗯

[00:10:23] 郎才女貌

[00:10:25] 天生的一对啊

[00:10:28] 我夫妻有意把你的终身许配给武松

[00:10:34] 你可愿意吗

[00:10:36] 这

[00:10:38] 全凭大人夫人做主

[00:10:41] 好好武松啊

[00:10:46] 你这事就定下了

[00:10:49] 玉兰就是你未来的妻子

[00:10:53] 你愿意吗

[00:10:54] 这大人使不得使不得

[00:10:57] 诶

[00:10:58] 你这人哪儿都好

[00:11:01] 就是

[00:11:02] 太客气了

[00:11:04] 我包办了

[00:11:06] 乐意也得这么地

[00:11:08] 不乐意也得这么地

[00:11:12] 等过几天

[00:11:14] 挑个好日子

[00:11:16] 由我们夫妻出钱

[00:11:18] 让你们举行婚礼

[00:11:23] 那武松也不是木头人

[00:11:27] 武松何尝不乐意

[00:11:29] 心里是非常感谢张大人

[00:11:33] 偷眼一看

[00:11:34] 这玉兰人样子的确是不错呀

[00:11:37] 武松心里头也是美滋滋的

[00:11:41] 诶这事就定下了

[00:11:43] 又喝了一会儿

[00:11:44] 武松站起来

[00:11:45] 告辞

[00:11:46] 大人

[00:11:47] 小人不胜酒力

[00:11:50] 我先行一步了

[00:11:51] 诶

[00:11:52] 再喝点走呢不

[00:11:55] 我实在有点支持不住了

[00:11:57] 夫人

[00:11:58] 改日

[00:11:59] 谢罪

[00:12:01] 武松下了鸳鸯楼了

[00:12:04] 等到了院里

[00:12:05] 叫风一吹呀

[00:12:07] 武松觉着这个脑袋嗡无力

[00:12:11] 好悬

[00:12:12] 没摔倒了

[00:12:14] 心说

[00:12:15] 我要再待一会儿

[00:12:16] 要再喝两杯

[00:12:17] 非出丑不可

[00:12:20] 摘摘晃晃

[00:12:21] 迷迷糊糊回到自己的屋里头

[00:12:25] 他这门也不用插

[00:12:28] 武二郎是和衣而卧呀

[00:12:30] 往床上一躺

[00:12:33] 觉着眼皮发硬

[00:12:35] 时间不大

[00:12:37] 他就睡着了

[00:12:40] 可这一觉睡了多长时间

[00:12:42] 连武松也不知道

[00:12:45] 正在熟睡之际

[00:12:48] 武松朦朦胧胧就听着外边有人喊

[00:12:53] 了不得

[00:12:56] 有贼啦

[00:12:58] 抓贼啊

[00:13:01] 啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦

[00:13:07] 武二郎由梦中惊醒

[00:13:10] 他恐怕听错了

[00:13:12] 揉了揉眼睛

[00:13:14] 仔细听着

[00:13:15] 抓贼了

[00:13:16] 后院有贼呀

[00:13:18] 这回听明白了

[00:13:20] 哎呀

[00:13:22] 武松心说

[00:13:23] 真他娘的误事啊

[00:13:26] 我忘了

[00:13:26] 我是干什么的

[00:13:28] 我白天教徒弟

[00:13:31] 晚上

[00:13:32] 我得管巡逻啊

[00:13:35] 这都监府

[00:13:36] 倘若出点差错

[00:13:38] 我有不可推卸的责任

[00:13:41] 今天酒喝多了

[00:13:43] 怎么睡着了

[00:13:45] 武松一伸手

[00:13:47] 抄起一把朴刀来往后院边跑

[00:13:52] 捋顺声音

[00:13:53] 他也帮着抓贼

[00:13:56] 就见这后院

[00:13:57] 这人呢

[00:13:58] 人来人往

[00:13:59] 跟穿梭一样

[00:14:00] 有人挑着灯笼

[00:14:01] 有人举着火把

[00:14:03] 武松就问

[00:14:05] 贼在哪儿

[00:14:06] 贼在哪儿

[00:14:07] 交给我

[00:14:09] 他怕张督监和夫人出事

[00:14:13] 武松就奔了后院了

[00:14:15] 到后院转一圈

[00:14:17] 什么也没看着

[00:14:18] 提刀

[00:14:19] 刚往回走

[00:14:22] 也不知道什么人背着武松

[00:14:25] 没注意下上崩腿绳

[00:14:30] 武松的确喝多了

[00:14:32] 你别看

[00:14:33] 眼睛瞪得挺大

[00:14:35] 没注意

[00:14:35] 看脚底下

[00:14:38] 叫崩腿绳这一挂

[00:14:40] 武松来了个前抢

[00:14:41] 扑通啪来来来

[00:14:45] 刀也落了地

[00:14:46] 也摔倒在地

[00:14:47] 就在这时

[00:14:49] 从四面八方拳出来20 多条大汉

[00:14:53] 不容分说是拳打脚踢

[00:14:56] 啪啪啪

[00:14:56] 抓住了

[00:14:57] 抓住了

[00:14:58] 抓住了

[00:14:59] 拧过胳膊

[00:15:01] 把武松给捆上了

[00:15:03] 武松就紧吵吵

[00:15:05] 别误会

[00:15:07] 是我

[00:15:08] 是我

[00:15:09] 我不是贼啊

[00:15:10] 抓的就是你

[00:15:11] 抓的就是你

[00:15:13] 我叫你嘴硬

[00:15:16] 其实武松就硬

[00:15:17] 不叫捆

[00:15:19] 这帮人还真捆不上

[00:15:22] 但武松心里头清楚

[00:15:24] 我不是贼呀

[00:15:25] 黑灯瞎火的

[00:15:27] 他们误会了

[00:15:28] 就捆上能怎么的

[00:15:30] 张督监也得把我放了

[00:15:33] 所以他心里一犹豫

[00:15:35] 才将他们给捆上的

[00:15:38] 再看那些总管也过来

[00:15:40] 诶诶

[00:15:41] 是你呀

[00:15:43] 我说武松啊

[00:15:45] 你胆子不小啊

[00:15:47] 你吃这喝这还抢这块

[00:15:51] 你还偷这

[00:15:52] 你还有良心吗

[00:15:53] 各位不要误会

[00:15:56] 我是来抓贼的

[00:15:58] 什么抓贼

[00:15:59] 明明我看见你就是贼

[00:16:02] 走走

[00:16:03] 见大人去

[00:16:05] 拳打脚踢

[00:16:07] 把武松推到张督监的书房

[00:16:11] 再看张督监的书房

[00:16:13] 灯光明亮

[00:16:15] 两旁边儿站着几十名侍卫

[00:16:18] 手里都拎着家伙

[00:16:20] 那总管把武松推进来了

[00:16:23] 张督监就一愣

[00:16:24] 诶诶诶

[00:16:27] 这不是武松吗

[00:16:29] 你们怎么把他给抓来了

[00:16:30] 回大人

[00:16:32] 我们已经查清了

[00:16:34] 他就是偷东西的贼

[00:16:36] 哦

[00:16:38] 武松

[00:16:40] 这怎么回事儿

[00:16:41] 武松赶紧跪下了

[00:16:43] 大人明鉴

[00:16:45] 小人冤枉

[00:16:47] 我正在睡梦之中

[00:16:49] 猛听见锣声和喊声

[00:16:51] 听说府中闹贼

[00:16:53] 因此我提了把朴刀到后院抓贼

[00:16:57] 这帮人是出于误会

[00:16:59] 把我给抓住了

[00:17:00] 请大人开恩

[00:17:02] 把我放了

[00:17:04] 哎

[00:17:05] 这是误会

[00:17:07] 你们这帮饭桶

[00:17:10] 把武都头放了

[00:17:12] 大人放不大

[00:17:13] 他的确是贼

[00:17:15] 我们发现他偷了不少的东西

[00:17:18] 都拿他那屋去了

[00:17:20] 武松一听他瞪眼

[00:17:21] 胡说呀

[00:17:23] 我再喝醉

[00:17:24] 这事儿我心里清楚

[00:17:27] 因此

[00:17:28] 武松矢口否认大人

[00:17:31] 绝无此事

[00:17:32] 如果在我的屋里发现了赃物

[00:17:35] 那就是我偷的

[00:17:37] 他没这事儿

[00:17:39] 呃

[00:17:39] 好吧

[00:17:40] 咱们一同前去起赃

[00:17:45] 也没把武松给放开

[00:17:48] 众人押着他到了武松住的那屋

[00:17:51] 门窗都开着呢

[00:17:54] 武松啊

[00:17:56] 就趁俩藤皮箱子

[00:17:58] 咱没说嘛

[00:17:59] 武松现在家底挺厚

[00:18:02] 别的地方没有

[00:18:04] 把箱子周开了

[00:18:05] 上边都是衣料儿

[00:18:07] 把衣料挪了往下头翻好么

[00:18:11] 哗楞一声

[00:18:12] 拽出个口袋来

[00:18:14] 把口袋嘴朝下一拽

[00:18:16] 这底哗啦

[00:18:18] 全都倒到床上了

[00:18:21] 武松

[00:18:21] 借灯光看呀

[00:18:24] 一看

[00:18:25] 倒出来几件首饰

[00:18:28] 有女人的金钗

[00:18:30] 有耳坠子

[00:18:32] 有精致的酒杯

[00:18:34] 还有一只小金如意

[00:18:37] 还有其他东西

[00:18:38] 就看不清了

[00:18:40] 这帮人这才说

[00:18:42] 大人请过目

[00:18:44] 这就是咱府里丢的东西

[00:18:46] 都在他这儿呢

[00:18:47] 他还有何说

[00:18:50] 武松高喊冤枉大人

[00:18:53] 这是有人有意给我栽赃

[00:18:56] 我绝不是贼

[00:18:59] 掌督监反手削了武松一个嘴巴子

[00:19:03] 啪

[00:19:05] 好啊

[00:19:06] 武松啊

[00:19:07] 武松

[00:19:09] 你个白眼狼

[00:19:12] 我对你不薄啊

[00:19:15] 带如上宾

[00:19:18] 你缺这俩钱花吗

[00:19:21] 可见你贼性不改呀

[00:19:24] 竟敢偷盗我府中的宝器

[00:19:27] 这还了得

[00:19:28] 拉进去给我打

[00:19:31] 这就叫不讲理了

[00:19:34] 武松怎么分辨

[00:19:36] 他们也不听

[00:19:37] 这顿棒子把武松给揍的

[00:19:40] 也不管脑袋

[00:19:42] 也不管屁股

[00:19:43] 打的遍体是伤

[00:19:47] 帽子也掉了

[00:19:48] 衣服也打碎了

[00:19:51] 张督监吩咐一声

[00:19:53] 押入空房

[00:19:55] 明日再审

[00:19:57] 这一晚上就这么过去了

[00:19:59] 武松一夜也没睡觉

[00:20:01] 气的

[00:20:03] 心说

[00:20:04] 呀呵

[00:20:05] 这谁想害我呀

[00:20:06] 莫非是张督监这小子笑里藏刀

[00:20:11] 安心不良啊

[00:20:15] 武松这心里头就想这些事儿

[00:20:18] 到了第二天

[00:20:20] 张督监

[00:20:21] 派总管

[00:20:22] 拿着自己的名片

[00:20:24] 押着武松和赃物两只藤皮箱子

[00:20:29] 送到知府衙门

[00:20:33] 那个说

[00:20:34] 怎么还送到知府衙门啊

[00:20:35] 啊

[00:20:37] 该管什么的管什么

[00:20:40] 兵马督监府是管军队的

[00:20:45] 关于这些事儿

[00:20:46] 他无权处理

[00:20:47] 你得交到知府衙门

[00:20:50] 他不得按规矩来吗

[00:20:53] 有人到了知府衙门

[00:20:56] 先拜会知府周大人

[00:21:01] 把都监大人名片往上一递

[00:21:03] 说明案子怎么怎么怎么回事儿

[00:21:06] 这还不说

[00:21:07] 偷着汝给州知府雪花白银二百两

[00:21:13] 向知府交代

[00:21:15] 一定把武松问成死罪

[00:21:20] 知府点了点头

[00:21:22] 啊

[00:21:22] 敢不答应吗

[00:21:23] 因此受理了此案

[00:21:25] 立刻传点升堂

[00:21:29] 知府一听这武松我可久闻大名啊

[00:21:33] 这家本身就是一只虎啊

[00:21:36] 他肯定得不招啊

[00:21:38] 这家伙老实不了啊

[00:21:40] 按照督监大人交代的

[00:21:43] 不问出口供来

[00:21:44] 我没法向他交代

[00:21:47] 讲不了

[00:21:48] 说不起

[00:21:49] 就得收拾武松啊

[00:21:52] 把多年不使唤的刑具都抬出来了

[00:21:56] 武松上堂一看就一愣

[00:21:58] 炭火盆生着了

[00:22:01] 铁链子烧的噌噌直冒火星子

[00:22:05] 铁烙的

[00:22:06] 挠咕

[00:22:09] 各种触目惊心的刑具都摆了一地

[00:22:16] 一步一棍把武松打上公堂

[00:22:19] 武松只好双膝跪倒

[00:22:22] 往上一看

[00:22:23] 坐着个矬胖子

[00:22:25] 四品黄堂知府

[00:22:28] 升坐宫位

[00:22:30] 知府往下看了看

[00:22:32] 武松把惊堂木一拍

[00:22:34] 噔

[00:22:36] 下跪罪犯可是武松吗

[00:22:39] 正是小人武松

[00:22:43] 狗胆包天呐

[00:22:46] 你本身就是个贼配军

[00:22:51] 你的官司还没结束呢

[00:22:54] 你又跑到督监府去当贼

[00:22:58] 偷督监大人的财宝

[00:23:00] 真是罪上加罪

[00:23:03] 我且问你

[00:23:05] 你因何起了这种野心

[00:23:07] 一共偷了几次

[00:23:09] 偷了多少东西

[00:23:10] 还不如实交代

[00:23:15] 武松气的那脑筋蹦起多高来

[00:23:18] 他太冤了

[00:23:20] 武松把头一扬

[00:23:22] 大人

[00:23:23] 小人冤枉啊

[00:23:27] 武松把昨天晚上发生的事儿讲述一遍

[00:23:31] 知府听完冷笑了一声

[00:23:33] 是什么

[00:23:36] 铁嘴钢牙呀

[00:23:39] 证据确凿

[00:23:41] 你还矢口否认

[00:23:44] 看来人是木雕

[00:23:46] 不打不招人是苦虫

[00:23:50] 不打不成

[00:23:52] 大刑伺候啊

[00:23:59] 把武松上身的衣服给撕开了

[00:24:02] 要过热堂啊

[00:24:04] 拿铁烙铁烙

[00:24:09] 武松多明白

[00:24:11] 武松一看不好

[00:24:13] 虽然我会气功

[00:24:16] 那气功也闭不住

[00:24:17] 铁烙的

[00:24:20] 他们安心不良啊

[00:24:22] 非把我收拾死不可呀

[00:24:24] 武松一想

[00:24:25] 如果要收拾了我

[00:24:28] 我就动不了了

[00:24:31] 因此呢

[00:24:32] 眼珠一转

[00:24:33] 有了主意了

[00:24:34] 武松一看要落

[00:24:35] 他马上喊了一嗓子

[00:24:38] 招

[00:24:38] 我招了

[00:24:40] 免动刑

[00:24:43] 武松

[00:24:45] 你到底是贼不是

[00:24:48] 偷这些财宝

[00:24:50] 是你偷的不是

[00:24:53] 为什么贪图这些财宝

[00:24:56] 因为

[00:24:57] 因为我贼性难改

[00:24:59] 见财起意

[00:25:01] 我才偷的

[00:25:03] 偷了几次了

[00:25:04] 诶偷了好几次了

[00:25:07] 就这回才被发现的

[00:25:10] 好

[00:25:11] 花供

[00:25:12] 这官儿一听啊

[00:25:14] 啊

[00:25:14] 武松也怕打啊

[00:25:17] 没想到事情进行的这么顺利

[00:25:20] 画供就能定案了

[00:25:23] 口供画上了

[00:25:25] 然后知府吩咐一声

[00:25:27] 打入死囚牢

[00:25:31] 等把武松押下去

[00:25:33] 这知府脑瓜一转个

[00:25:35] 跟法律对了一对

[00:25:38] 那不合适

[00:25:40] 武松就即使承认偷盗了东西

[00:25:43] 没犯死罪

[00:25:45] 我怎么定也定不上啊

[00:25:48] 哎呀

[00:25:48] 这可怎么办呢

[00:25:50] 不把武松给整死

[00:25:52] 张督监不答应啊

[00:25:55] 因此眼珠一转

[00:25:57] 坏水冒上来

[00:25:59] 对武松要下棋

[00:26:02] 毒手