《Ting-A-Ling-A-Loo》歌词

[00:00:02] Ting-A-Ling-A-Loo -Benny Hill

[00:00:03] Now if you're feeling miserable, if you're feeling blue,

[00:00:11] Here's a little ditty that'll help to pull you through,

[00:00:16] All the clouds will disappear, the grey skies turn to blue:

[00:00:26] Just stick your finger in your ear and go ting-a-ling-a-loo.

[00:00:34] Now suppose you've got the fell pest, the gout and goose's cough,

[00:00:40] A severe attack of hiccups and your kneecap's just dropped off,

[00:00:49] The surgeon says "We'd operate, but the anaesthetic's gone,"

[00:00:58] You just look up and smile at him and say "You carry on."

[00:01:04] "I'll stick me finger in me ear and go ting-a-ling-a-loo,

[00:01:08] Me finger in me ear and go ting-a-ling-a-loo,

[00:01:10] I'll just be like Nelson at the Battle of Waterloo,

[00:01:14] I'll stick me finger in me ear and go ting-a-ling-a-loo. "

[00:01:17] Now in '14 and in '39, war raised it's ugly head,

[00:01:20] The bombs they fell on England, and one fell on my shed,

[00:01:24] But we fought and beat the Germans cause we knew just what to do:

[00:01:34] We stuck our fingers in our ears and went ting-a-ling-a-loo.

[00:01:38] Prince Philip said "Get your fingers out"and that cut me to the quick,

[00:01:45] We got our fingers out, but that didn't do the trick;

[00:01:49] So follow your true leaders with all your might and main:

[00:01:55] Be like Jenkins, Heath and Wilson and stick 'em back again!

[00:01:58] Oh stick your finger in your ear and go ting-a-ling-a-loo,

[00:02:04] Your finger in your ear and go ting-a-ling-a-loo,

[00:02:07] Remember what old Gladstone said in 1892:

[00:02:11] Stick your finger in your ear and go ting... A... Ling... A... Loo!