《水浒0014》歌词

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[00:00:01] 鲁智深误走桃花庄

[00:00:05] 要管闲事

[00:00:08] 听说桃花庄不远有座桃花山

[00:00:13] 山上有一伙儿山贼

[00:00:17] 鲁智深心说我正闲着挺难受

[00:00:21] 拿他们开开心

[00:00:24] 给本地的父老除一害

[00:00:27] 这也是人生一大快事啊

[00:00:32] 你看

[00:00:33] 旁人要听这事儿

[00:00:34] 躲得远远的

[00:00:37] 鲁达则不然哪

[00:00:39] 这家浑身上下都是胆

[00:00:44] 他问明了刘太公经过之后

[00:00:48] 着手做了安排

[00:00:51] 让刘太公在家里是张灯结彩

[00:00:56] 打扫街道

[00:00:58] 在这个长院和院儿里头准备酒席

[00:01:02] 迎接这些山贼

[00:01:05] 千万不要慢待

[00:01:07] 更不要叫他们看出破绽

[00:01:11] 你女儿呢

[00:01:12] 和你老伴儿胆儿小

[00:01:14] 到时候别吓着

[00:01:16] 把他们转移到安全的地方去

[00:01:20] 我呢

[00:01:21] 住到你女儿屋里头

[00:01:25] 等那山大王来了之后

[00:01:27] 你把她陪到房中

[00:01:30] 我好跟他说姻缘

[00:01:34] 运用法术让他回心转意

[00:01:40] 这刘太公啊

[00:01:42] 还就信了

[00:01:43] 那阵儿那个人呢

[00:01:44] 头脑他就比较简单

[00:01:47] 心里头也落挺了

[00:01:51] 马上准备

[00:01:53] 小小的桃花庄非常热闹

[00:01:56] 杀牛宰羊杀鹅宰鸭子

[00:02:02] 又找来十几个厨师帮忙

[00:02:06] 这就折腾开了

[00:02:09] 同时呢

[00:02:10] 刘太公陪着鲁智深到了女儿的房中

[00:02:15] 他姑娘什么样

[00:02:16] 鲁智深也没看着

[00:02:18] 大概长得是不错

[00:02:21] 已经转移到其他人家去了

[00:02:25] 这屋里头还挺讲究

[00:02:28] 鲁智深告诉你

[00:02:29] 把这屋也收拾收拾啊

[00:02:31] 把这床铺的立立整整的

[00:02:33] 我就住到你女儿房中

[00:02:35] 唉哎哎哎

[00:02:37] 头天晚上

[00:02:38] 鲁智深睡的这个香啊

[00:02:43] 心说呀

[00:02:44] 我这一路之上受的那个罪就甭提了

[00:02:48] 一晚上好觉都没睡过

[00:02:51] 今天晚上我好好睡睡

[00:02:53] 睡足了

[00:02:55] 然后好斗这些山贼

[00:02:59] 这一晚上果然睡得特别香

[00:03:04] 一路上的疲劳是一扫耳光

[00:03:07] 眼睛倍儿亮

[00:03:09] 浑身上下的骨头节儿嘎巴嘎巴直响

[00:03:12] 有劲儿没地方使去

[00:03:15] 第二天

[00:03:16] 他又休息了个白天

[00:03:19] 到了掌灯的时候了

[00:03:22] 刘太公就有点儿紧张了

[00:03:25] 圣僧啊

[00:03:27] 一会儿他们可就要来了

[00:03:30] 您准备好了没

[00:03:31] 早准备好了

[00:03:34] 说姻缘动法术

[00:03:36] 那都是现成儿的

[00:03:39] 我这屋别点灯啊

[00:03:42] 到时候你不准慌乱

[00:03:44] 不准走漏我在你家的事儿

[00:03:48] 一切都像真的一样

[00:03:51] 哎哎哎哎

[00:03:52] 我知道

[00:03:54] 鲁智深准备好了

[00:03:56] 短衣襟小打扮

[00:03:59] 然后盘腿儿往床上一坐

[00:04:01] 把帐帘儿撂下来

[00:04:03] 借刀连环铲都戳到旁边儿

[00:04:08] 摘耳朵听着

[00:04:11] 按现在钟表说

[00:04:14] 在晚上不到十点钟

[00:04:18] 山贼果然开到了

[00:04:21] 每人举着一支火把

[00:04:24] 离远处看

[00:04:25] 就像长蛇相似

[00:04:28] 又好像一条金龙乱串

[00:04:32] 吹吹打打

[00:04:34] 连说带笑

[00:04:35] 是由远而近

[00:04:39] 刘太公害怕呀

[00:04:42] 老百姓没有不害怕的

[00:04:45] 这都是杀人不眨眼的魔王啊

[00:04:49] 谁知道他们什么时候犯了脾气杀人呢

[00:04:53] 因此一个个提心吊胆

[00:04:56] 刘太公硬着头皮穿了套新衣服

[00:05:01] 在庄口恭候

[00:05:04] 等他到了庄口啊

[00:05:06] 山贼就到了

[00:05:08] 前头是马队

[00:05:09] 后头是步行的

[00:05:11] 四十几匹马左右一分

[00:05:14] 正中央闪出一匹黄马

[00:05:18] 马鞍桥端坐着山王

[00:05:22] 这家是个矬胖子车轴汉子

[00:05:25] 五短身材倍儿棒儿

[00:05:28] 项短脖粗

[00:05:29] 圆蓬脸儿

[00:05:30] 稍微有点嘣儿的头

[00:05:33] 连鬓络腮的短胡子茬

[00:05:35] 看年纪三十左右岁儿吧

[00:05:40] 头上戴着火红缎子扎巾

[00:05:43] 身穿火红缎子剑袖

[00:05:45] 外披火红缎子英雄大敞

[00:05:50] 胸前还挂着红花

[00:05:53] 脑袋上也插了不少的花朵儿

[00:05:56] 是喜气洋洋啊

[00:05:59] 后边跟着不少保镖和打手

[00:06:03] 以及喽啰兵的大小头目

[00:06:05] 真像众星捧月一般

[00:06:08] 手里头都拿着家伙式儿了

[00:06:13] 刘太公一看是那个山王

[00:06:15] 扑通就跪倒在道边哪

[00:06:20] 大王在上

[00:06:22] 小老儿迎接来迟

[00:06:25] 罪该万死

[00:06:27] 我给大王磕头了

[00:06:29] 呀呀呀

[00:06:33] 山王甩凳

[00:06:34] 离安跳下座机

[00:06:36] 看了看

[00:06:37] 哈哈哈

[00:06:40] 你不是老刘头吗

[00:06:42] 正是小老儿

[00:06:45] 你女儿现在何处

[00:06:48] 我女儿胆儿小

[00:06:50] 害羞

[00:06:51] 正在房中等候大王

[00:06:55] 唉 那就好

[00:06:57] 我说老刘头儿啊

[00:06:59] 你这么做就对了

[00:07:02] 你女儿嫁给我做个压寨夫人

[00:07:05] 能吃得了亏儿吗

[00:07:06] 嗯

[00:07:06] 大碗喝酒大口儿吃肉啊

[00:07:12] 要什么有什么

[00:07:14] 人这一辈子

[00:07:16] 不就是衣食住吗

[00:07:19] 这玩意儿不缺也就行了呗

[00:07:21] 再说

[00:07:22] 你跟我要结上亲

[00:07:24] 有你的亏儿吃吗

[00:07:26] 明天我派些人来

[00:07:28] 给你重修宝宅

[00:07:32] 你这老头儿

[00:07:33] 活着我养着

[00:07:35] 死了

[00:07:35] 我给罚死

[00:07:38] 你找我这么个姑爷

[00:07:40] 这是你们祖上有德呀

[00:07:43] 呃

[00:07:43] 是是是是是是

[00:07:46] 是老头儿心

[00:07:47] 你去吧

[00:07:49] 你这满嘴喷粪哪

[00:07:53] 唉

[00:07:53] 但盼着那大和尚能说姻缘

[00:07:56] 把你说的回心转意

[00:08:00] 就这样

[00:08:01] 刘太公陪着他到了长垣

[00:08:04] 哎呀

[00:08:06] 山王一看

[00:08:08] 准备的满丰盛啊

[00:08:10] 好 好

[00:08:12] 刘太公说

[00:08:13] 来了这么多的弟兄

[00:08:15] 我非常高兴

[00:08:17] 这都是给弟兄们准备的

[00:08:19] 让他们大家入席吧

[00:08:22] 山王一回头

[00:08:23] 弟兄们来着了

[00:08:27] 大家随便儿找儿坐坐坐

[00:08:30] 没座儿就坐地上

[00:08:31] 随便儿吃随便喝啊

[00:08:34] 吃啊喝呀

[00:08:39] 这帮人儿是歪戴帽子邪瞪眼儿

[00:08:42] 什么样儿的都有啊

[00:08:44] 连喊带叫

[00:08:47] 可刘太公陪着这位山王先进了草堂啊

[00:08:52] 草堂也准备着吃喝

[00:08:55] 请他吃饭

[00:08:57] 这位不是为吃来的

[00:09:00] 喝了几杯酒之后

[00:09:02] 把酒杯放下了

[00:09:04] 我 老二

[00:09:06] 我想见见你的女儿

[00:09:08] 她现在在哪个房里

[00:09:10] 你把我带去

[00:09:12] 好好好

[00:09:13] 那么 大王

[00:09:15] 喝好了

[00:09:16] 喝好了

[00:09:17] 既然如此

[00:09:19] 小老儿马上领您去见她

[00:09:24] 踢灯在头前引路

[00:09:26] 这位身后带了七八个人儿

[00:09:29] 一直到了姑娘的房门前

[00:09:33] 然后 山王一

[00:09:34] 回头你们该吃吃该喝喝啊

[00:09:38] 走走走

[00:09:38] 走走走吧

[00:09:39] 我到屋看看新娘子

[00:09:41] 有事儿再叫你们

[00:09:43] 唉哎哎

[00:09:45] 这帮人乐着走了

[00:09:47] 老头儿用手一指房门

[00:09:50] 小女就在屋中

[00:09:53] 您自己进去吧

[00:09:55] 不过呢

[00:09:56] 孩子胆儿小

[00:09:58] 千万别把他吓着

[00:09:59] 唉 没说的

[00:10:01] 没说的

[00:10:01] 那走你的吧

[00:10:04] 刘太公也走了

[00:10:07] 刘太公心说

[00:10:09] 究竟怎么说

[00:10:11] 姻缘这玩意儿

[00:10:13] 真不明白呀

[00:10:14] 我长这么大岁数还头回听说

[00:10:17] 最好我别走远了

[00:10:20] 我看个水落石出

[00:10:22] 他找了个保险地

[00:10:23] 在那听信儿

[00:10:25] 单说山王

[00:10:27] 摁摁砸筋

[00:10:30] 紧紧带子

[00:10:31] 把衣服规整规整

[00:10:33] 一推门儿

[00:10:34] 他进了屋了

[00:10:35] 嘿 一瞅啊

[00:10:37] 这屋里漆黑漆黑的

[00:10:40] 他回首把门掩上

[00:10:43] 心说甭问

[00:10:45] 人家是黄花大姑娘

[00:10:48] 哪能不害羞呢

[00:10:51] 怕掌上灯啊

[00:10:53] 难以见人

[00:10:55] 嗨 正好

[00:10:57] 他用手摸来摸去

[00:10:59] 摸到床这儿啊

[00:11:01] 床帘儿还撂下了

[00:11:04] 娘子

[00:11:05] 美人儿

[00:11:08] 你丈夫我来了

[00:11:11] 咱们今后就是长久的夫妻了

[00:11:15] 我全靠着你给我生儿育女呢

[00:11:19] 你害什么羞啊

[00:11:21] 我接你回家

[00:11:23] 哈哈哈哈

[00:11:26] 撩帘用手一摸

[00:11:28] 正摸到鲁智深的肚子上头

[00:11:32] 还软软乎乎跟鼓似的

[00:11:37] 又一摸

[00:11:38] 摸到大腿上了

[00:11:41] 唉呦

[00:11:41] 这山王心说我见过这姑娘

[00:11:44] 那姑娘长得挺苗条的

[00:11:48] 怎么两天不见胖了

[00:11:51] 这腿怎么这么粗

[00:11:53] 她正瞎滑了的时候

[00:11:55] 鲁智深一手捂着嘴

[00:11:57] 也不敢乐

[00:11:59] 另一只手伸出来

[00:12:01] 砰

[00:12:03] 把山王的手腕子给掐住了

[00:12:06] 就这一下

[00:12:08] 把山王疼的嗷了一嗓子

[00:12:10] 哎呀 哎呦

[00:12:11] 我娘子

[00:12:12] 小点儿劲

[00:12:13] 劲儿点儿劲儿

[00:12:14] 折了 哎呀 折了

[00:12:17] 鲁智深往怀里一带

[00:12:19] 他把左拳就抡起来

[00:12:22] 对准他面门就是一个开花炮

[00:12:26] 去你娘的

[00:12:28] 呱

[00:12:30] 哎呦

[00:12:30] 噔噔噔噔噔噔噔

[00:12:32] 您说有多大劲儿

[00:12:34] 把这山王一下逮到南墙上

[00:12:37] 从墙上又撞回来

[00:12:39] 咣

[00:12:40] 一拳头又给打出去

[00:12:41] 噔噔噔噔

[00:12:42] 扑通摔倒在地

[00:12:45] 可给打坏了

[00:12:48] 把这位给打了个懵蹬转向

[00:12:51] 鼻子口窜血

[00:12:55] 鲁智深一个箭步窜下床来

[00:12:58] 探大脚把他踩到脚下

[00:13:01] 是抡拳便打

[00:13:04] 狗娘养的

[00:13:07] 谁家没有儿女

[00:13:09] 你竟敢干这种损阴丧德的事情

[00:13:13] 要抢行无礼

[00:13:15] 筛家岂能容你

[00:13:18] 招打

[00:13:19] 啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪

[00:13:23] 呦 哎呦 哎呀

[00:13:24] 打死了 来呀

[00:13:25] 那打死人了

[00:13:30] 咱们说过

[00:13:31] 鲁达三拳打死镇关西

[00:13:34] 正途

[00:13:36] 你看那正途啊

[00:13:37] 那么大的块头

[00:13:38] 三拳给揍死了

[00:13:41] 这山大王啊

[00:13:43] 还挺禁揍

[00:13:45] 呃

[00:13:45] 揍了二十来拳

[00:13:47] 还没咽气

[00:13:48] 扯嗓子这一喊

[00:13:50] 外边儿这人听见了

[00:13:52] 怎 怎么事 这怎

[00:13:53] 怎么回事

[00:13:54] 呼啦朝就闯进来十几个呀

[00:13:58] 一进屋

[00:13:58] 他黑呀

[00:14:00] 还没等清楚怎么回事儿呢

[00:14:02] 鲁智深就窜过来

[00:14:04] 见着就打

[00:14:06] 因为他在屋里头俩眼睛已经习惯了

[00:14:09] 旁人看不着他

[00:14:11] 他能看着旁人

[00:14:12] 就这样

[00:14:13] 鲁智深占了上风了

[00:14:15] 一拳一个

[00:14:16] 一脚一个

[00:14:17] 打的这帮人儿是哭爹叫妈

[00:14:21] 知道出事儿了

[00:14:23] 快来人

[00:14:26] 这会儿有人准备灯球火把

[00:14:28] 各拿刀枪往这儿就闯了

[00:14:31] 鲁智深一想

[00:14:32] 屋里太狭窄了

[00:14:34] 施展不开呀

[00:14:36] 咱到院儿里比划吧

[00:14:38] 一回身

[00:14:39] 他抄起戒刀和铁铲从窗户跳出去了

[00:14:45] 可是那寨主没死

[00:14:48] 虽然没死

[00:14:49] 趴那儿也起不来了

[00:14:51] 有人赶紧把他招起来

[00:14:53] 一瞅 唉呦

[00:14:54] 五官挪移呀

[00:14:56] 眼睛都封喉了

[00:14:57] 鼻子也歪到旁边儿去了

[00:15:00] 我寨主也怎么样

[00:15:02] 唉 哎呀

[00:15:03] 别让他跑了

[00:15:04] 别让老刘头儿跑了

[00:15:07] 咱上了当

[00:15:08] 当了

[00:15:09] 把

[00:15:09] 把我那人人给抓住

[00:15:11] 是是是是

[00:15:12] 别让那和尚跑了

[00:15:14] 别让他跑了

[00:15:18] 各拿刀枪往上一闯

[00:15:21] 就打了交手仗了

[00:15:24] 你想想

[00:15:25] 这帮人怎么是他的对手啊

[00:15:27] 刀枪碰到铁铲子

[00:15:28] 听趟绕吃肉

[00:15:30] 哎哎哎

[00:15:30] 哎呀哎呀

[00:15:31] 听乓的磕技是刀枪乱飞呀

[00:15:36] 碰上的就趴那儿起不来

[00:15:40] 这时候这寨主一看不好

[00:15:43] 一瘸一点的吩咐手下人

[00:15:46] 带马 带马

[00:15:47] 快点儿逃回山去搬兵求救

[00:15:51] 快快快快

[00:15:53] 有人把马匹给他牵过来了

[00:15:56] 周着他上了马

[00:15:58] 两个人服侍着

[00:15:59] 一声呼哨

[00:16:01] 撤 风紧扯呼

[00:16:06] 就是形势对咱不利

[00:16:07] 快跑

[00:16:10] 这帮贼一窝蜂似的全都跑了

[00:16:15] 鲁智深心说

[00:16:16] 杀人不过头点地

[00:16:19] 跑 跑了吧

[00:16:20] 别看这么打

[00:16:22] 他手中有分寸

[00:16:23] 没往死了打

[00:16:26] 故此一个死的没有

[00:16:28] 都是受伤的

[00:16:30] 等把这帮贼给打跑了之后

[00:16:34] 刘太公从耳房钻出来了

[00:16:38] 我 圣僧

[00:16:40] 你可把我坑苦了

[00:16:44] 我闹了半天

[00:16:45] 这就叫说姻缘哪

[00:16:51] 我 老头儿

[00:16:53] 你心眼儿太实了

[00:16:56] 我会个屁说姻缘

[00:16:58] 可我不那么说

[00:17:00] 你不放心呢

[00:17:03] 你一个不同意

[00:17:04] 百个不赞成的

[00:17:06] 因此我那是骗你

[00:17:08] 你想想

[00:17:10] 跟这帮人能讲得出道理去吗

[00:17:14] 唯一的道理就是诉诸武力

[00:17:18] 你看

[00:17:19] 打的多过瘾

[00:17:21] 我不打

[00:17:21] 他们能跑吗

[00:17:24] 跑是不跑

[00:17:25] 这是暂时的

[00:17:27] 他们回去搬兵去了

[00:17:29] 倘若把大队人马全拉来

[00:17:32] 就得踏平我的桃花庄啊

[00:17:35] 圣僧啊

[00:17:36] 下一步怎么办

[00:17:39] 老头儿

[00:17:39] 你放心

[00:17:40] 有我在这

[00:17:42] 他来多少人也白给

[00:17:46] 千军万马某也不惧

[00:17:52] 那本庄子有不少明白人哪

[00:17:55] 跟老刘头一商议

[00:17:56] 可别让这和尚走了啊

[00:17:59] 这是救命的活佛呀

[00:18:01] 只要他在

[00:18:03] 环保平安无事

[00:18:05] 再者一说

[00:18:06] 怕也不行了

[00:18:08] 因此众人哪

[00:18:10] 不知道怎么给这位鲁智深打溜须了

[00:18:14] 鲁智深说

[00:18:15] 你们哪

[00:18:15] 不用这样

[00:18:17] 我说

[00:18:18] 这事儿包到我身上

[00:18:19] 我要一包到底

[00:18:22] 我肯定不走

[00:18:24] 那么 圣僧

[00:18:25] 您还需用点什么么

[00:18:27] 要说需用用

[00:18:29] 快点点

[00:18:30] 给我端酒上肉

[00:18:33] 我要饱餐战饭

[00:18:36] 快准备

[00:18:39] 再看鲁智深

[00:18:40] 一脚蹬到椅子上头

[00:18:43] 把袋子松了一松

[00:18:45] 他这顿吃啊

[00:18:48] 真是好饭量啊

[00:18:51] 又吃了有五斤牛肉

[00:18:54] 喝了两坛子酒

[00:18:56] 这肚子也起来了

[00:19:00] 好酒

[00:19:01] 好酒啊

[00:19:04] 来

[00:19:04] 给我沏宴茶

[00:19:06] 我在这儿等着

[00:19:10] 由于他在这儿坐镇

[00:19:12] 旁的人害怕也差的多了

[00:19:16] 话分两头儿

[00:19:18] 单说跑回去这帮山贼

[00:19:22] 闹了半天

[00:19:23] 这山上啊

[00:19:24] 两位寨主

[00:19:26] 挨打的是二寨主

[00:19:28] 大寨主没来

[00:19:31] 正在山上给布置新房呢

[00:19:35] 山上的喽啰兵一个个喜气洋洋

[00:19:39] 不为旁的

[00:19:41] 今天二寨主洞房花烛夜

[00:19:44] 起码得给我们点儿赏钱呢

[00:19:46] 唉

[00:19:48] 酒肉随便来回

[00:19:50] 故此众人高兴

[00:19:53] 脑袋上都插朵花儿

[00:19:55] 大寨主正在这儿指挥着哪儿挂帘儿

[00:19:59] 唉

[00:19:59] 哪块儿摆花儿

[00:20:01] 正这么个时候

[00:20:03] 有人跑回来了

[00:20:05] 报 大寨主

[00:20:06] 大事不好了

[00:20:07] 哦

[00:20:08] 怎么了

[00:20:10] 二寨主都叫人家打坏了

[00:20:13] 谁打的

[00:20:14] 叫一个和尚打的

[00:20:16] 不用问

[00:20:18] 肯定是那刘太公勾来的打手

[00:20:21] 哟 来了来了

[00:20:23] 呼噜呼噜

[00:20:23] 呼噜呼噜呼噜呼噜呼噜呼噜

[00:20:26] 再看众人架着二寨主进了房里

[00:20:32] 大寨主借着灯光一瞅

[00:20:34] 唉呦

[00:20:36] 惨透了

[00:20:39] 这要不说是二寨主

[00:20:40] 我都不认识了

[00:20:42] 怎么五官都不在原来的位置上了

[00:20:46] 这脸哪大的有两号

[00:20:49] 顺着鼻子眼儿和嘴角往下淌血呀

[00:20:52] 贤弟

[00:20:54] 你

[00:20:54] 你觉着怎么样啊

[00:20:57] 啊

[00:20:59] 哎呀 大哥呀

[00:21:01] 好悬没见着啊

[00:21:04] 我让他妈一个和尚可把我打毁了

[00:21:07] 唉呀呀

[00:21:08] 大概肋条骨都折了

[00:21:10] 我看看

[00:21:12] 大寨主还懂得医道

[00:21:16] 检查检查

[00:21:17] 骨头没折

[00:21:18] 就是受的皮肉之苦

[00:21:20] 没说的

[00:21:21] 江西几天也就好了

[00:21:24] 我这有好膏药

[00:21:25] 贴上就好

[00:21:27] 哪疼哪贴膏药

[00:21:29] 二寨主光这脑袋上贴了六贴膏药

[00:21:33] 您说这人能顺眼不

[00:21:35] 唉 果然

[00:21:36] 贴上之后就不那么疼了

[00:21:39] 二寨主就说

[00:21:40] 大哥

[00:21:43] 我

[00:21:44] 我可叫人欺负苦了

[00:21:46] 此仇必报

[00:21:48] 此气必出

[00:21:50] 哥哥给我做主啊

[00:21:53] 那是啊

[00:21:55] 我且问你

[00:21:56] 打你那和尚现在何处

[00:21:58] 就在桃花庄

[00:21:59] 肯定他没走

[00:22:02] 兄弟

[00:22:02] 好好养伤

[00:22:04] 这事儿包在哥哥我身上了

[00:22:07] 来人 集合

[00:22:09] 带马抬枪

[00:22:11] 咱们赶奔桃花庄

[00:22:15] 大寨主来劲儿了

[00:22:17] 周身上下紧趁利落

[00:22:19] 飞身上马

[00:22:20] 手晃长枪

[00:22:22] 带了二百五十人杀下桃花山

[00:22:26] 直奔桃花庄

[00:22:30] 头一回来是娶亲来的

[00:22:32] 第二回来拼命来的

[00:22:35] 在路上

[00:22:36] 这帮人咬牙切齿啊

[00:22:37] 这回血洗桃花桩

[00:22:40] 带活气儿的一个也不剩

[00:22:44] 好你个老刘头

[00:22:45] 你

[00:22:45] 你胆儿有多大呀你

[00:22:47] 敢这么对待我们二寨寨主

[00:22:49] 你纯粹活腻歪歪

[00:22:51] 呼噜呼噜呼噜呼噜呼噜呼噜呼噜呼噜

[00:22:54] 十五里地眨眼到了

[00:22:58] 因为他们人多势众

[00:23:00] 离这多远庄里的人就听见了

[00:23:03] 因此一个个容颜更变哪

[00:23:07] 圣僧

[00:23:07] 圣僧来了

[00:23:08] 来了 唉 不要怕

[00:23:12] 全由我呢

[00:23:15] 他把戒刀别在袋子上头

[00:23:18] 手中提着大铲

[00:23:21] 噔噔大踏步来到庄口

[00:23:25] 跟一尊铁塔一样横铲等候

[00:23:30] 这会儿喽啰兵就到了

[00:23:33] 燕翅形排开

[00:23:36] 大寨主双脚点蹬马往前提

[00:23:39] 一晃掌中这条长枪

[00:23:42] 有人用手一指大寨主

[00:23:44] 就这和尚

[00:23:46] 就这和尚

[00:23:48] 大寨主用枪一指

[00:23:50] 高声断喝

[00:23:51] 呔

[00:23:54] 哪里来的秃驴

[00:23:57] 竟敢打伤我的弟兄

[00:23:59] 你是活腻了

[00:24:01] 休走

[00:24:02] 招枪

[00:24:03] 哒哒哒哒哒哒哒哒

[00:24:04] 砰砰砰砰砰

[00:24:07] 连着就是三枪

[00:24:10] 鲁智深合铲往外招架

[00:24:13] 一个马上一个部下就站在一处啊

[00:24:16] 听趟听趟饶那又说怎么了

[00:24:22] 把枪给崩飞了

[00:24:25] 把大寨主震得一抖搂手腕子

[00:24:28] 哟 好大劲儿

[00:24:30] 一片腿儿从马上跳下来了

[00:24:33] 从喽啰兵手中接过一条铜棍来

[00:24:36] 是抡棍便打

[00:24:38] 天嘡停嘡

[00:24:42] 打了十几个照面儿

[00:24:45] 借着火把光辉一照

[00:24:48] 八寨主不打了耶

[00:24:52] 慢慢慢慢背棍跳出圈儿外

[00:24:56] 和尚 先别打

[00:24:59] 莫非你确阵不成

[00:25:02] 非也

[00:25:05] 我说大和尚

[00:25:06] 我怎么瞅你眼熟啊

[00:25:08] 哎呀

[00:25:09] 越瞅越眼熟

[00:25:10] 哎呀

[00:25:12] 我提个人儿你认识不

[00:25:15] 谁呀 你说吧

[00:25:18] 此人就是魏州府的皮侠官

[00:25:23] 叫鲁达

[00:25:24] 鲁提侠

[00:25:26] 你认得不

[00:25:30] 那就是筛家

[00:25:33] 那不对呀

[00:25:35] 鲁提侠不是和尚

[00:25:37] 这有什么奇怪

[00:25:39] 我乐意当和尚

[00:25:41] 把脑瓜一剃不就成和尚了吗

[00:25:45] 哎呦 哥哥耶

[00:25:47] 果然是你

[00:25:51] 把棍子扔了

[00:25:53] 扑通跪到地上就给鲁智深磕头

[00:25:58] 唉呀

[00:25:59] 鲁达粗中有细呀

[00:26:00] 心说这怎么回事儿哦

[00:26:03] 硬的不行

[00:26:04] 想用软招

[00:26:07] 我可防备上当啊

[00:26:09] 因此他提高了警惕

[00:26:11] 揉揉眼珠子

[00:26:12] 仔细查看是真是假

[00:26:16] 这一相面

[00:26:17] 他还认出来了

[00:26:18] 哎呀

[00:26:20] 兄弟

[00:26:20] 原来是你