《Aircraft Salesman(A Door In The Foot) (2007 Digital Remaster)》歌词

[00:00:00] Voices in the Background fair ground callers

[00:00:02] ：

[00:00:02] Roll up roll up this is the plane you want

[00:00:04] Wanna try a fast plane sir fast plane

[00:00:05] Knock the pilot out of the air three goes one mark

[00:00:06] Voice of Air Defence Minitster

[00:00:07] Strauss

[00:00:07] ：NEXT

[00:00:07] Cut to Voice of American Salesman

[00:00:09] Warm and friendly as a TV ad for cigarettes used to be

[00:00:10] Salesman：Hi there

[00:00:11] We understand you want to buy some airplanes

[00:00:12] Strauss：That is correct

[00:00:12] Salesman：Well we make ariplanes

[00:00:13] Good ones

[00:00:13] Fast and reliable

[00:00:14] Let me just show you this

[00:00:15] Look at this picture

[00:00:16] This is the F104

[00:00:16] Or the Starfighter as we like to call her

[00:00:18] Isn't she beautiful

[00:00:18] Yep

[00:00:18] She sure is beautiful

[00:00:19] Designed by the same man who designed the famous U2

[00:00:21] Strauss：

[00:00:21] Dreamingly

[00:00:21] The U2

[00:00:21] Salesman

[00:00:22] Yes

[00:00:22] It's the finest fairweather fighter on the market

[00:00:25] You won't find a better one at the price

[00:00:26] Or any price for that matter

[00:00:28] Strauss：Yes it's very nice

[00:00:30] But we need a plane for bombing straffing assault and battery interception ground support and reconnaissance

[00:00:36] Not just a fairweather fighter

[00:00:39] Salesman：Well that's ok

[00:00:40] We can make some modifications

[00:00:41] It'll cost a little extra but it's worth it

[00:00:43] Just look at the shape of this beauty

[00:00:46] Look I tell you what we'll do

[00:00:47] We'l redesign the plane right And instead of just calling it the F104 we'll call it the F104G

[00:01:00] Strauss：G

[00:01:01] Salesman：Yeah eh Herr Minister G G for Germany

[00:01:12] Strauss：G for Germany eh

[00:01:19] Salesman：Yeah ehm G for Germany Herr Minister you know it'll go well on the plane we could do a logo around it and it would look very taste up in the clouds

[00:01:27] We could illuminate it a bit so that on dark days you would see it twinkling like a star

[00:01:30] Strauss：G for Germany

[00:01:32] Also G for Gott strafe England

[00:01:34] God punish England

[00:01:36] This I am enjoying

[00:01:38] Laughter

[00:01:40] G for Germany