《Joseph Smith American Moses》歌词

[00:00:00] Joseph Smith American Moses - Various Artists (欧美群星)

[00:00:00] And now we wish to honor you with the story of joseph smith

[00:00:07] The american moses

[00:00:09] Oh this is very good praise christ

[00:00:14] Mormon

[00:00:17] I am going to take you back in time

[00:00:20] Mormon

[00:00:21] To the united states 1823

[00:00:23] Mormon

[00:00:24] A small and poor village called oopstate New York

[00:00:27] Oop state

[00:00:27] There was disease and famine

[00:00:30] So sick

[00:00:31] But also in this village lived a simple farmer who would change everything

[00:00:36] His name was Joseph Smith

[00:00:41] Ya ya ya ya ya ya

[00:00:43] Ya ya ya

[00:00:44] Ha oom

[00:00:45] Joseph Smith

[00:00:46] American Moses

[00:00:48] Praise be to Joseph

[00:00:50] American prophet man

[00:00:51] Ay my name is Joseph Smith

[00:00:54] I'm going to f**k this baby

[00:00:56] What

[00:00:57] Ha oom

[00:00:58] No no Joseph

[00:00:59] Don't f**k da baby

[00:01:01] Joseph Smith

[00:01:03] Don't f**k da baby

[00:01:05] Suddenly the clouds parted

[00:01:07] And Joseph Smith was visited by god

[00:01:10] Ha oom

[00:01:11] Joseph Smith

[00:01:12] Do not f**k a baby

[00:01:14] I'll get rid of your aids

[00:01:16] If you f**k dis frog

[00:01:23] Joseph Smith f**ked the frog god gave and his aids went away

[00:01:28] Then a great wizard named Moroni appeared from the starship Enterprise

[00:01:33] Joseph Smith

[00:01:35] Your village is sh*t

[00:01:37] You shall lead your villagers to a new village

[00:01:40] Take these f**king golden plates

[00:01:42] Oh way

[00:01:44] And on the plates were written the directions to a new land

[00:01:49] Salt ta laaaay siti

[00:01:51] Salt ta laaaay siti

[00:01:55] Joseph tried to convince all the villagers to follow him and his golden plates

[00:02:00] Liberation Equality

[00:02:02] No more slavery for oopstate Mormon people

[00:02:07] I got the golden plates

[00:02:08] Gold plates

[00:02:09] I'm gonna lead the people

[00:02:10] We head west

[00:02:12] We gotta stick togeddah

[00:02:13] Mormons

[00:02:14] We gotta help each uddah

[00:02:16] We're Mormons

[00:02:16] And so we climb the mountain

[00:02:18] We head west

[00:02:19] And we cross the river

[00:02:20] We head west

[00:02:21] And we fight the oppression

[00:02:23] Mormons

[00:02:24] By being nice to ev'ryone

[00:02:25] We're Mormons

[00:02:27] Not so fast Mormons

[00:02:28] You shall not pass my mountain

[00:02:31] Down from the mountain look who comes

[00:02:32] The American warlord Brigham young

[00:02:34] Yes I am Brigham Young

[00:02:38] I cut off my daughter's clitoris

[00:02:40] That made god angry so he turned my nose into a clit for punishment

[00:02:45] Brigham Young

[00:02:47] His nose was a clitoris

[00:02:49] What will you do Joseph

[00:02:50] Will you fight the clitoris man

[00:02:52] Not fight him help him

[00:02:57] Joseph Smith took his magical f**k frog and rubbed it

[00:03:00] Upon Brigham Young's clit face

[00:03:02] And behold Brigham was cured

[00:03:07] Joseph Smith magical aids frog

[00:03:11] Brigham Young frog on his clit face

[00:03:15] Brigham Young was so grateful

[00:03:18] He decided to join the Mormons on their journey

[00:03:22] Compassion

[00:03:23] Courtesy

[00:03:24] Let's be really f**king polite to everyone

[00:03:28] I got the golden plates

[00:03:29] Gold plates

[00:03:30] I'm gonna lead the people

[00:03:32] We head west

[00:03:33] We gotta stick togeddah

[00:03:34] Mormons

[00:03:36] Now comes the part of our story that gets a little bit sad

[00:03:41] Ohhhh

[00:03:42] After traveling for so long

[00:03:45] The Mormons ran out of fresh water

[00:03:47] And became sick with dysentery

[00:03:52] Mormon go to da watah

[00:03:53] Watah go to da cup

[00:03:55] Cup go to da stomach

[00:03:57] Sh*t come out da butt

[00:03:59] Sh*t go in da watah

[00:04:00] Watah go in da cup

[00:04:02] Sh*t go down da stomach

[00:04:03] Sh*t come out da butt

[00:04:04] Oh f**k

[00:04:07] Oh no

[00:04:08] The prophet Joseph Smith is now getting sick

[00:04:12] Sh*t go in da watah

[00:04:13] Watah go in da cup

[00:04:14] Cup go to da thirsty

[00:04:16] Sh*t go to da stomach

[00:04:17] Blood come out da butt

[00:04:18] Blood go to da watah

[00:04:20] Watah go in da cup

[00:04:21] Cup go to da throat

[00:04:22] Sh*t blood in da stomach

[00:04:24] Sh*t blood in da mouth

[00:04:25] Sh*t blood on da insides

[00:04:26] Watah come out da butt

[00:04:28] Brigham Young

[00:04:29] You must take the golden plates and lead the Mormons to the Promised Land

[00:04:38] Desperation Mortality Loss of Faith

[00:04:42] Ahhhh

[00:04:45] Got the golden plates

[00:04:47] Gold plates

[00:04:48] Gonna lead the people

[00:04:49] We head west

[00:04:50] Even thought their prophet had died

[00:04:52] The Mormons stuck together and helped each other

[00:04:56] And were really nice to everyone they came across

[00:04:59] And then one day

[00:05:01] The Mormons finally found Sal Tlay Ka Siti

[00:05:06] Sal Tlay Ka Siti

[00:05:09] And there the Mormons danced with Ewoks

[00:05:13] And were greeted by Jesus

[00:05:16] Welcome Mormons

[00:05:18] Now let's all have as many babies as we can

[00:05:21] To make big mormon families

[00:05:29] F*k your woman

[00:05:30] F*k your man

[00:05:31] It is all part of god's plan

[00:05:33] Mormons f**k all that they can

[00:05:35] Here in Salt Lake City land

[00:05:38] Thank you thank you god

[00:05:42] Now we are f**king

[00:05:43] Thank you thank you god

[00:05:46] God wants us f**king

[00:05:47] Thank you thank you god

[00:05:51] Get back to f**king

[00:05:52] Thank you thank you god

[00:05:56] Joseph Smith f**k frog

[00:05:58] Brigham Young clit face

[00:05:59] Sh*t come out de butt

[00:06:01] Jesus says f**k f**k

[00:06:03] Mormons