《龙虎风云会第42回》歌词

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[00:00:00] 日月飞行

[00:00:02] 小太保、中林

[00:00:04] 连连得手

[00:00:07] 路朝东受不了了

[00:00:10] 要跟中林决一雌雄

[00:00:13] 正在这节骨眼上

[00:00:15] 吸个大头鬼房书安

[00:00:18] 登了台了

[00:00:21] 他这一登台

[00:00:22] 中林都气死

[00:00:25] 放出来

[00:00:27] 你也想伸手

[00:00:28] 你认识我

[00:00:30] 您到家了

[00:00:30] 歇歇吧

[00:00:31] 啊

[00:00:32] 众人一看

[00:00:33] 挺好

[00:00:34] 我是见好就收啊

[00:00:37] 扛着大故意漂之称

[00:00:40] 跳下擂台

[00:00:42] 乡亲们借光

[00:00:43] 借光

[00:00:44] 大伙儿呼啦嘲讽

[00:00:45] 左右一闪

[00:00:46] 中林高高兴兴来找自己的弟兄

[00:00:51] 挨着他

[00:00:52] 咱不说

[00:00:53] 单说芳说I

[00:00:55] 喘了半天气儿

[00:00:56] 气血才平稳

[00:00:58] 活动活动四肢

[00:01:00] 还真没摔坏

[00:01:02] 他一登台

[00:01:03] 一戳一站

[00:01:05] 甭等说话

[00:01:06] 底下挖就热

[00:01:08] 离得近的人看得最清楚

[00:01:12] 一瞅这为什么德行

[00:01:14] 凭大个儿水蛇腰

[00:01:17] 一版从来就没直过留肩膀

[00:01:21] 那个脖子比那个擀面杖粗不了多少

[00:01:26] 系部棱长上头戳着个大脑袋

[00:01:31] 显鼻子显眼

[00:01:32] 这可大脑袋

[00:01:34] 现在匾倭瓜差不多少

[00:01:38] 饼子脸

[00:01:39] 斗鸡

[00:01:39] 没小母狗眼儿

[00:01:42] 鼻子还没了

[00:01:44] 一个黑窟窿下的是菱角嘴

[00:01:48] 包嘴唇里边包了一口大板牙

[00:01:54] 稀不楞登

[00:01:55] 有点黄胡子

[00:01:57] 平大脑袋戴小帽子

[00:02:00] 怕帽子掉

[00:02:01] Na Di Lei zhe

[00:02:04] 要多损有多损

[00:02:06] 要多难看有多难看

[00:02:09] 哇

[00:02:09] 那一站浑身烂颤

[00:02:12] 好像一阵风就能刮个跟头

[00:02:16] 后头背着一尺二寸长小片儿刀

[00:02:20] 极不相称

[00:02:22] 就是这副尊容

[00:02:25] 往那一站

[00:02:26] 大伙儿哄堂大笑

[00:02:32] 不少人热的肚子都疼

[00:02:34] 是指手划脚说什么的都有

[00:02:38] 房书安天生的脸皮厚

[00:02:42] 知道大伙儿议论什么

[00:02:44] 毫不介意

[00:02:47] 说到这儿

[00:02:47] 咱得介绍介绍

[00:02:49] 他怎么上台了呢

[00:02:52] 原因呢

[00:02:53] 他跟徐良在一起

[00:02:56] 白云瑞徐良都在一起

[00:02:59] 品头论足

[00:03:01] 在哪儿观战

[00:03:03] 钟林打了胜仗

[00:03:04] 徐良白云瑞都非常高兴

[00:03:08] 给徐良就说

[00:03:10] 各位啊

[00:03:10] 看见没

[00:03:12] 这个钟林

[00:03:13] 我这个老兄弟还真有两下子

[00:03:16] 这个小伙子再过几年超过你我中扔了

[00:03:20] 白瑞点了点头

[00:03:22] 三哥说的及时

[00:03:24] 钟琳这小伙子有内秀

[00:03:27] 将来是前途无量

[00:03:30] 房书安也紧跟着在这儿评论

[00:03:33] 嗯嗯

[00:03:34] 那是有两下子

[00:03:36] 不过钟林这人的脑瓜发所

[00:03:40] 他脑袋再灵活一点嘛

[00:03:42] 早就有出息了

[00:03:44] 徐良就瞪了他一眼

[00:03:46] 少说废话

[00:03:48] 就你脑瓜壶

[00:03:50] 一点增本事没有

[00:03:52] 你看人家封装啊

[00:03:53] 不管怎么说

[00:03:55] 他露了脸了

[00:03:56] 你说你呢

[00:03:58] 徐刚这几句一批评啊

[00:04:00] 方砖有点儿受不了了

[00:04:02] 刚刚那么说呀

[00:04:06] 这类不得一个一个打吗

[00:04:09] 您怎么知道我不敢分开内

[00:04:12] 臭豆腐能打胜仗

[00:04:14] 我就更能打胜仗

[00:04:17] 你还犟嘴啊

[00:04:19] 你这两下子能拿到台面上去

[00:04:22] A 大佬

[00:04:23] 你要不信呢

[00:04:25] 今天孩儿我就露了脸让您看看

[00:04:30] 不过我出头D

[00:04:31] 台子太高了

[00:04:33] 我上不去

[00:04:35] 我大姥儿

[00:04:37] 你能不能帮帮忙

[00:04:39] 把我扔上去

[00:04:41] 该多好

[00:04:42] 跟冯渊学

[00:04:45] 徐良也会

[00:04:47] 这两点了点头

[00:04:48] 好吧

[00:04:48] 我就把你扔上去

[00:04:51] 居然一看

[00:04:53] 中林连胜了几仗也够意思了

[00:04:57] 别让他累坏了

[00:04:59] 干脆见好就收

[00:05:02] 所以

[00:05:02] 路朝东

[00:05:03] 路面还没等伸手的时候

[00:05:06] 徐良分人群来到台下

[00:05:09] 点首叫过房书

[00:05:11] 安一皮袄领子

[00:05:13] 另只手抓住他的一袋子

[00:05:17] 居然喊一声起

[00:05:20] 就把房主安拎起来了

[00:05:22] 两髀胶粒

[00:05:24] 忘人家都害处

[00:05:30] 由于用力过猛

[00:05:33] 把这老房扔起来三丈多高要不怎么从地上扔到空中

[00:05:38] 在空中又掉到台上来

[00:05:41] 呢房闩呢的确也有点不点

[00:05:45] 不点

[00:05:45] 这下就摔坏了就

[00:05:48] 方山心里还说呢

[00:05:50] 大宝儿

[00:05:50] 你可够损的

[00:05:52] 你扔那么高干嘛呀

[00:05:55] 你不诚心叫我丢人吗

[00:05:58] 徐良把他扔到台上

[00:06:00] 退回原位

[00:06:01] 在那看热闹

[00:06:02] 咱不说

[00:06:04] 再说黄传

[00:06:06] 这家子人来欢乐比一了

[00:06:10] 他也跟折了

[00:06:11] 哼哼

[00:06:15] 问各位啊

[00:06:16] 一会儿咱们再唠嗑儿啊

[00:06:19] 我想对付这小子

[00:06:21] 哎呦

[00:06:23] 我又见面了

[00:06:25] 你不是路朝东吗

[00:06:28] 母巢东才认识的

[00:06:30] 江夏三鬼细脖大头鬼房书安谁不认识

[00:06:37] 当初也是绿林人

[00:06:39] 现在背叛了绿林

[00:06:42] 这绿林人提起他来

[00:06:44] 还得压根儿都养养鹿朝东D 瞪眼high 劲丧的

[00:06:51] 你真是死催的

[00:06:53] 嗯

[00:06:54] 看来你是恶贯满盈

[00:06:57] 活该死在某地边下

[00:07:01] 我要给死者报仇雪恨

[00:07:03] 你是来得正好儿a

[00:07:06] 别那么说话

[00:07:07] 多难听啊

[00:07:10] 咱哥俩多日不见了好不好

[00:07:13] 咱心平气和的唠扯

[00:07:15] 唠扯

[00:07:16] 要说起咱D 关系来

[00:07:19] 可不远啊

[00:07:21] 你堂兄不就是陆家浦的庄主子面圆沦入凯吗对

[00:07:29] 你是他兄弟吗

[00:07:30] 啊

[00:07:31] 对啊

[00:07:32] 大概有些事儿你还不清楚

[00:07:35] 我当年在陆家浦住过一阵子

[00:07:39] 我跟你哥交情莫逆啊

[00:07:43] 当时你哥为我为军师

[00:07:47] 我给他出谋划策

[00:07:49] 哎

[00:07:50] 他对我待如上宾

[00:07:52] 这还不说

[00:07:54] 它有一个妹子嘛

[00:07:58] 她妹子是不是叫九尾妖狐陆素珍呢

[00:08:03] 对啊

[00:08:03] 那也是我妹妹啊

[00:08:07] 这不结了吗

[00:08:08] J 露宿真挺大姑娘

[00:08:11] 她不学好啊

[00:08:14] 你说你找个人家过日子不就得了吗

[00:08:17] 这不呢

[00:08:18] 学会满身的武艺

[00:08:21] 不走正路啊

[00:08:23] 这个倒采花的女淫贼倒采花

[00:08:29] 见着漂亮小伙儿就拿不动腿儿

[00:08:34] 哎呀

[00:08:34] 贩卖熏香蒙汗药

[00:08:36] 盗取婴胎

[00:08:38] 紫河车

[00:08:39] 净干

[00:08:40] 这缺德损的事儿

[00:08:43] 你说这样的人谁敢要

[00:08:46] 有一天

[00:08:47] 你哥就跟我商量说发耶

[00:08:51] 我发现你这人的不错

[00:08:54] 特别是有慈悲的心肠

[00:08:57] 干脆你就捡个破烂儿得了

[00:09:00] 我就把我妹子给你吧

[00:09:03] 你说

[00:09:05] 非往我手里塞

[00:09:07] 我能要那破烂货吗

[00:09:09] 我也不是捡破烂的

[00:09:13] 跟我这人厚道啊

[00:09:15] 你哥一说

[00:09:17] 我一脸抹不开的肉

[00:09:19] 问一下

[00:09:20] 还捡破烂的捡破烂吧

[00:09:23] 就这么的

[00:09:24] 我跟着妹子木素珍子

[00:09:27] 过了一阵子

[00:09:28] 我们俩打伙

[00:09:30] 要从这儿来说呢

[00:09:32] 你还算我的旧歌呢

[00:09:34] 你说是不是

[00:09:35] 你放屁房书安

[00:09:38] 你信口胡说

[00:09:40] 气死我也

[00:09:43] 哎

[00:09:43] 你别叫唤呢

[00:09:46] 我话还没说完呢

[00:09:49] 过了一阵子

[00:09:51] 他呀

[00:09:52] 有点儿不是滋味儿

[00:09:54] 他嫌我上了岁数了

[00:09:56] 哎

[00:09:56] 我呢

[00:09:57] 您认为他不是个东西

[00:10:00] 还是内句话

[00:10:01] 我也不是捡破烂的

[00:10:03] 去门我们就散了火了

[00:10:07] 可我这人厚道啊

[00:10:09] 老也不往前行

[00:10:12] 多等见着你们老录D 人

[00:10:14] 我都想起这段姻缘来了

[00:10:17] 是不是呢

[00:10:18] 要这么说啊

[00:10:19] 咱们还进这一层粘层火呀

[00:10:23] 刀下不死亲属

[00:10:26] 我不忍心地把你战败

[00:10:28] 我更不忍心要你的性命

[00:10:32] 哎

[00:10:33] 我看路朝东啊

[00:10:35] 干脆你退了下去

[00:10:37] 这一阵就算我赢了

[00:10:39] 你看这样好不好

[00:10:41] 你就放子画皮啊

[00:10:45] 明来

[00:10:47] 把路朝东气的火冒三丈

[00:10:50] 拽出紫金编织

[00:10:51] 露头便砸

[00:10:53] 仿佛安放旁边上部

[00:10:55] 一闪身

[00:10:56] 嗯

[00:10:58] 好嘞

[00:10:59] 我估计亲属知情你是六亲不认

[00:11:04] 既然你不认我这妹夫

[00:11:07] 那就讲不了

[00:11:08] 输不起了

[00:11:09] 今天老方要开山爹娘

[00:11:14] 嗯嗯嗯

[00:11:16] 你别叫唤行不行

[00:11:18] 腻歪死个人了

[00:11:19] 哎

[00:11:20] 我这人有毛病

[00:11:21] 没鼻子塌

[00:11:22] 不兜风

[00:11:24] 王陆朝东啊

[00:11:25] 我再告诉你解释

[00:11:27] 你也就见好就收

[00:11:29] 干脆啊

[00:11:30] 你跟我在一起比什么全强

[00:11:33] 我拿这小片儿刀把你鼻子片下来

[00:11:37] 跟着我一块儿呗

[00:11:39] 徐良没干扰

[00:11:40] 你看这多好好

[00:11:42] 小子越说越没有人的话

[00:11:45] 煎饼

[00:11:48] 陆朝东边人脾气挺爆气的

[00:11:52] 活蹦乱跳啊

[00:11:53] 你说你生那气的吧

[00:11:56] 他一生气

[00:11:56] 方寸就乱了

[00:11:58] 两眼都发话了

[00:12:01] 防栓就是有意的气他

[00:12:04] 一看他真生的气

[00:12:06] 方帆就更气

[00:12:07] 他一边打一边跟他唠

[00:12:10] 一边儿打一边儿气

[00:12:11] 他后来把路朝东气的北都找不着了

[00:12:15] 房主按利用这个空隙飞起一脚

[00:12:20] 挣揣着路朝东

[00:12:22] 小肚子上当着一脚

[00:12:25] 路朝东哎哟一声摔倒在地

[00:12:29] 房产往前一种小片儿刀一晃顶住在心口

[00:12:34] 无言中

[00:12:37] 啊

[00:12:39] 好良言难劝该死鬼

[00:12:41] 给脸不要脸的货a

[00:12:43] 按理说

[00:12:44] 我手腕子一使劲

[00:12:45] 噗喳你个头糖

[00:12:48] 还是那句话

[00:12:50] 我是厚道的人

[00:12:52] 不跟你一般见识

[00:12:53] 逃命去吧

[00:12:55] 方传说吧

[00:12:57] 往后一退

[00:12:58] 把小刀手中一吨

[00:13:02] 路朝东的脸同样的红

[00:13:06] 叫人家损了一顿

[00:13:07] 骂了一顿

[00:13:08] 找一顿便宜

[00:13:09] 结果还打了个败仗

[00:13:11] 垂头丧气回归后台

[00:13:15] 连任何人都不敢见

[00:13:17] 找了个旮旯没人的地方往那儿一蹲

[00:13:21] 低着脑袋

[00:13:22] 扶持扶持喘粗气

[00:13:27] 裙子也不敢了

[00:13:30] 知道他在火头上

[00:13:32] 单说房书安

[00:13:34] 捡了个便宜

[00:13:35] 高兴

[00:13:38] 把小片儿刀一恍眼望台下

[00:13:40] 高声喊喝

[00:13:42] 应该

[00:13:48] 我说各位子弟老师

[00:13:50] 各门各派的朋友们

[00:13:54] 有认识我的

[00:13:55] 不认识的咱甭说了

[00:13:58] 咱们不认识的

[00:13:59] 我自我介绍

[00:14:01] 我乃湖广江夏人氏

[00:14:05] 号称江夏三鬼

[00:14:09] 我有个磕头的大哥叫要命

[00:14:12] 鬼黄龙江我二哥追命鬼黄荣海

[00:14:18] 我是老三系脖大头鬼房书安哪

[00:14:25] 一开始我不学好

[00:14:28] 我身为绿林人

[00:14:30] 通道摸取抢劫

[00:14:33] 竟干缺德损的事儿

[00:14:36] 其目的呢

[00:14:38] 为的是好吃懒做

[00:14:42] 不劳而获

[00:14:44] 故此呢

[00:14:45] 在走入携带

[00:14:48] 后来呀

[00:14:49] 遇上一位了不起的英雄

[00:14:53] 这位非是旁人

[00:14:54] 一个雷天下响

[00:14:57] 高山点灯名头亮

[00:15:00] 他就是白眉大侠

[00:15:02] 三手将多被人熊徐良

[00:15:08] 我干

[00:15:08] 老为了教育孩子成人

[00:15:11] 把我鼻子给我拉下去

[00:15:14] 故此才这德行啦

[00:15:16] 我鼻子为什么呢

[00:15:18] 为了教我学好J 1 吓我幡然悔悟啊

[00:15:25] 打了之后

[00:15:26] 我跟着我干姥儿投靠了开封府

[00:15:29] 在包大人面前

[00:15:31] 肖立刚开

[00:15:33] 我觉得我现在才是go 良品

[00:15:37] 才有点人味

[00:15:39] 哎

[00:15:40] 现在我过的甭提多舒服啊

[00:15:44] 每天抓个贼呀

[00:15:46] 为民除害

[00:15:49] 这这活的才有点意思

[00:15:52] 你说是不是

[00:15:54] 说得好说得好极了

[00:16:02] 这房还晃了个大脑袋

[00:16:04] 白活起来没完了

[00:16:07] 郭长达气的直哼哼啊

[00:16:10] 拉量天尺就想出镇旁边过来一人

[00:16:15] 做门的来

[00:16:19] 杀鸡焉用牛刀防护暗算的吗

[00:16:22] 什么东西臭无赖一个

[00:16:26] 一块臭肉您穿新鞋能踩狗屎吗

[00:16:32] 对付他

[00:16:33] 非我不可

[00:16:35] 郭总

[00:16:35] 院长您放心

[00:16:37] 我把这个狗头取下

[00:16:40] 我刚刚跟谁啊

[00:16:42] 说话者

[00:16:43] 飞碟正是白莲花、雁峰

[00:16:48] J 艳峰恨透了方法

[00:16:52] 一提他仨字

[00:16:53] 压根都冒酸水儿

[00:16:57] 做梦都载地方栓

[00:17:00] 今天仇人见面是分外的眼红啊

[00:17:05] 彦风一下

[00:17:06] 这小子就靠着白活

[00:17:09] 就靠着一肚子坏水儿找别人的便宜

[00:17:13] 别人不了解你我太了解了

[00:17:16] 你没招儿

[00:17:17] 在我身上不好使

[00:17:20] 我要要你的狗命

[00:17:22] 不费吹灰之力

[00:17:25] 这是一另外艳峰一看今儿这个阵势

[00:17:29] 这个帐能晓得

[00:17:32] 群雄大聚会

[00:17:35] 这后边儿

[00:17:36] 莲花观光

[00:17:38] 请人家请了四五百号开封府也没闲着

[00:17:42] 三山五岳的英雄

[00:17:44] 水旱两路的豪杰

[00:17:45] 各门各派的侠剑客

[00:17:48] 不定请了多少

[00:17:50] 就我这两下子也拿不出手去

[00:17:53] 你说我不在这儿立点功

[00:17:57] 将来别人也瞧不起我呀

[00:18:00] 我

[00:18:00] 白莲花

[00:18:01] 雁峰

[00:18:01] 我也是个人物

[00:18:03] 我跑到莲花过来混饭吃来了

[00:18:07] 人家鼻子稍微哼一下

[00:18:10] 我都没脸见人了

[00:18:12] 我是茅房拉屎脸朝外的人

[00:18:15] A

[00:18:16] 方砖来了

[00:18:18] 佩服他

[00:18:18] 我不费吹灰之力

[00:18:20] 我哪怕要不了他的命

[00:18:23] 把他打败了

[00:18:25] 我也算给莲花冠立点功劳

[00:18:28] 将来锻炼饭碗

[00:18:29] 我也心安理得

[00:18:32] 这白莲花是这么想的

[00:18:34] 故此讨的马镇要亲自出马

[00:18:39] 郭长达点了点头

[00:18:40] 好吧

[00:18:42] 那么

[00:18:42] 严家住多加谨慎

[00:18:44] 房书安的小子可不是省油灯

[00:18:47] 我知道白莲花雁峰说法一条简称

[00:18:52] 跳到前台呀

[00:18:54] 用手一指待

[00:18:58] 大脑袋

[00:19:00] 认识我吗

[00:19:01] 房租啊

[00:19:02] 一看脑子嗡哩

[00:19:06] 骂我爹老了

[00:19:07] 这下子怎么来了

[00:19:09] 我们俩是前世的冤家

[00:19:12] 今世的对头

[00:19:13] 解不开的仇疙瘩

[00:19:15] 这小子又损又坏主意

[00:19:17] 又多又滑呀

[00:19:20] 对付他实在是太困难了

[00:19:24] 但是人家出了面了房屋

[00:19:27] 哎

[00:19:27] 也不能知难而退

[00:19:30] 心里发慌

[00:19:31] 还得在这顶着

[00:19:34] 在看房船

[00:19:35] 钉子不帮人家站

[00:19:38] 大脑瓜一晃

[00:19:39] 嗯嗯嗯

[00:19:41] 哎呀

[00:19:43] 我当是谁呢

[00:19:45] 这不是燕儿耶ma a ue 2爷

[00:19:50] 怎么样

[00:19:51] 挺好呗

[00:19:52] 今天你还想出出手跟方某分个高低上下不成

[00:20:00] 我跟你分什么上下

[00:20:03] 方书安子

[00:20:05] 你一撅屁股之

[00:20:06] 你拉什么屎

[00:20:08] 你有什么本事

[00:20:10] 咱可以这么说

[00:20:12] 武林当中最没能耐的就是你

[00:20:16] 五宗13 派

[00:20:18] 81 门

[00:20:19] 罪犯图的也是你

[00:20:22] 老师说

[00:20:23] 那你就会冒坏水儿

[00:20:26] 要么挑拨离间

[00:20:27] 你从中渔利

[00:20:30] 动不动说点瞎话了

[00:20:32] 虚张声势

[00:20:34] 故此你钻了裤子才捡了点便宜

[00:20:38] 扫出来

[00:20:39] 你出卖路人哪

[00:20:42] 祖宗he 同人绝不会饶你我要给死者报仇雪恨

[00:20:49] 来年的今天就是你的周日

[00:20:52] 你相信不相信

[00:20:56] 妹妹就拽住二任青钢剑引导力神

[00:21:02] 彦风掐剑诀就要伸手一慢

[00:21:06] 等等等

[00:21:08] 我眼光你说完没

[00:21:11] 我也得说几句儿

[00:21:13] 哎

[00:21:13] 我各位子弟老师

[00:21:16] 看热闹的各位兄弟姐妹

[00:21:19] 你们认识此人是谁吗

[00:21:22] 江湖人称白莲花兴彦哲彦锋

[00:21:28] 他还有个哥哥叫燕飞

[00:21:31] 给他送绰号白菊花

[00:21:34] 你瞅那小伙儿长得怎么样

[00:21:36] 平头正脸溜光水滑

[00:21:41] 证人一表人才呀

[00:21:43] 但是您别看它的外表

[00:21:46] 他是驴

[00:21:47] 粪球儿外面光

[00:21:49] 这小子又损又坏

[00:21:52] 这小子吃人饭不拉人屎

[00:21:56] 说人话不办人事儿

[00:21:59] 专门见到谐音采花盗柳

[00:22:03] 良家妇女死他手上有多少人呢

[00:22:08] 他一点儿正事也不干

[00:22:10] 一点人道

[00:22:11] 他也不走啊

[00:22:13] 漫说在众人面前他抬不起头

[00:22:17] 就在贼里头

[00:22:19] 他也是孙子辈儿的

[00:22:21] 你无疑

[00:22:22] 你问他今天打肿脸充胖子

[00:22:26] 在台前摇头晃屁股

[00:22:29] 还觉得他不含糊

[00:22:31] 我说诸位啊

[00:22:32] 这柴火贼的东西

[00:22:35] 大伙儿恨不恨

[00:22:37] 嗨

[00:22:38] 丢给你介绍可不得了了

[00:22:41] 台下的老百姓可不敢动

[00:22:47] 价钱价钱

[00:22:49] 柴火贼

[00:22:51] 顶风臭800里

[00:22:53] 夏天夏天要他的命了吧

[00:22:57] 为民除害

[00:23:02] 看热闹的年轻人

[00:23:04] 占着多数的年轻人啊

[00:23:07] 从地上捡起石头来

[00:23:10] 还有的为了饥饿

[00:23:11] 带着鸡蛋

[00:23:12] 带着吃屎

[00:23:14] 也顾不了一切

[00:23:16] 奔着白莲花雁峰就下手了

[00:23:19] 夏家肉皮

[00:23:25] 远方一看脸

[00:23:27] 一红心说

[00:23:27] 我这可如何是好