《I’m Gonna Hire a Wino to Decorate Our Home (In the Style of David Frizzell)(Performance Track with Demonstration Vocals)》歌词

[00:00:00] I came crawling home last night

[00:00:03] Like many nights before:

[00:00:06] I finally made it to my feet

[00:00:08] As she opened up the door

[00:00:11] And she said

[00:00:12] "You're not gonna do this anymore "

[00:00:16] She said:

[00:00:17] "I'm gonna' hire a wino to decorate our home

[00:00:23] "So you'll feel more at ease here

[00:00:26] And you won't have to roam

[00:00:29] "We'll take out the dining room table

[00:00:31] And put a bar along that wall

[00:00:34] "And a neon sign to point the way

[00:00:38] To our bathroom down the hall "

[00:00:41] She said: "Just bring your Friday paycheck

[00:00:45] And I'll cash them all right here

[00:00:48] "And I'll keep on tap - for all your friends

[00:00:51] Their favorite kinds of beer

[00:00:54] "And for you I'll always keep in stock

[00:00:57] Those soft aluminum cans

[00:01:00] "And when you're feeling macho

[00:01:03] You can crush them like a man "

[00:01:06] She said: "We'll rip out all the carpet

[00:01:09] And put sawdust on the floor

[00:01:13] "Serve hard boiled eggs and pretzels

[00:01:16] And I won't cook no more

[00:01:19] "There'll be Monday night football

[00:01:22] On T V above the bar

[00:01:24] "And a pay phone in the hallway

[00:01:27] When your friends can't find their car "

[00:01:31] She said:

[00:01:32] "I'm gonna' hire a wino to decorate our home

[00:01:38] "So you'll feel more at ease here

[00:01:41] And you won't have to roam

[00:01:44] "We'll take out the dining room table

[00:01:46] And put a bar along that wall

[00:01:49] "And a neon sign to point the way

[00:01:53] To our bathroom down the hall "

[00:01:57] She said: "You'll get friendly service

[00:02:00] And for added atmosphere

[00:02:03] "I'll slip on something sexy

[00:02:05] And I'll cut it clear to here

[00:02:09] "Then you can slap my bottom

[00:02:12] Every time you tell a joke

[00:02:14] "Just as long as you keep tipping

[00:02:18] Well I'll laugh until you're broke "

[00:02:21] She said: "Instead of family quarrels

[00:02:25] We'll have a bar-room brawl

[00:02:28] "When the Ham's bear say's its closing time

[00:02:31] You won't have far to crawl

[00:02:34] "And when you run out of money

[00:02:37] You'll have me to thank

[00:02:40] "You can sleep it off next morning

[00:02:43] When I'm putting it in the bank "

[00:02:47] She said: "I'm gonna' hire a wino

[00:02:50] To decorate our home

[00:02:53] "So you can feel more at ease here

[00:02:56] And you won't have to roam

[00:02:59] "When you and your friends get off from work

[00:03:02] And have a powerful thirst

[00:03:05] "There won't be any reason

[00:03:07] Why you can't stop off here first "

[00:03:12] She said:

[00:03:12] "I'm gonna' hire a wino to decorate our home

[00:03:18] "So you'll feel more at ease here

[00:03:21] And you won't have to roam

[00:03:24] "We'll take out the dining room table

[00:03:27] And put a bar along that wall

[00:03:30] "And a neon sign to point the way

[00:03:33] To our bathroom down the hall "

[00:03:37] She said: "I'm gonna' hire a wino to decorate our home

[00:03:43] "So you'll feel more at ease here and you won't have to roam

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