《800 Pound Jesus》歌词

[00:00:00] 800 Pound Jesus - Ameritz Tribute Standards (阿莫瑞兹致敬标准)

[00:00:09] I saw a garage sale

[00:00:11] Pulled up in the yard

[00:00:12] Found a statue of Jesus

[00:00:14] It was eight feet tall

[00:00:16] He held out his arms

[00:00:18] And he seemed all alone

[00:00:20] So I loaded him up

[00:00:22] And drove him home

[00:00:24] Out by my driveway he

[00:00:26] Looks down the street

[00:00:27] Long hair and sandals made

[00:00:30] Of rebar and concrete

[00:00:31] I painted him white with a long purple robe

[00:00:35] He's a rock of ages on our gravel road

[00:00:40] He's an eight-hundred pound Jesus

[00:00:44] Standing taller than a tree

[00:00:47] He's an eight-hundred pound Jesus

[00:00:51] A bigger man than you or me

[00:00:54] I thought losing my job was

[00:01:05] The end of the world

[00:01:06] Till my best pal ran off with my best girl

[00:01:10] I felt suicidal with no real friends

[00:01:14] So I walked outside with a rope in my hand

[00:01:18] Out by that statue there's a big old tree

[00:01:21] So I stood on his shoulders

[00:01:23] And I counted to three

[00:01:25] I had every intention of buying the farm

[00:01:29] But when I jumped off he caught me in his arms

[00:01:33] He's an eight-hundred pound Jesus

[00:01:38] Standing taller than a tree

[00:01:41] He's an eight-hundred pound Jesus

[00:01:45] A bigger man than you or me

[00:01:48] I wanted to return the favor to him

[00:01:53] Cause I never had a more solid friend

[00:01:56] So I planted flowers

[00:01:59] All around his feet

[00:02:00] And I bought him a flock

[00:02:02] Of ceramic sheep

[00:02:04] He's an eight-hundred pound Jesus

[00:02:08] Standing taller than a tree

[00:02:12] He's an eight-hundred pound Jesus

[00:02:16] A bigger man than you or me

[00:02:19] He is a bigger man than you or me yeah