《Santa Claus And His Old Lady》歌词

[00:00:00] Santa Claus And His Old Lady - Cheech & Chong (切奇 & 崇)

[00:00:00] "Ma-ma-ma-ma-cita

[00:00:02] Donde esta Santa Cleese

[00:00:05] The vato wit da bony knees

[00:00:07] He coming down da street wit

[00:00:08] No choos on his feet

[00:00:10] And he's going to

[00:00:11] No no that ain't it

[00:00:12] Mamamasita donde esta Santa

[00:00:14] Claus

[00:00:15] Da guy wit da hair on his jaws

[00:00:17] He's

[00:00:18] Nah Hey man come

[00:00:20] Over here man

[00:00:21] I need some help man

[00:00:23] Yeah man I can dig that

[00:00:25] Like uh what are ya doing man

[00:00:27] Aw I'm trying to write a song

[00:00:29] About Santa Claus man

[00:00:30] But it's not coming out

[00:00:31] About who man

[00:00:32] About Santa Claus man

[00:00:33] You know Santa Claus man

[00:00:34] Oh yeah man

[00:00:35] I played with those dudes man

[00:00:37] What

[00:00:37] Yeah last year at the Fillmore man

[00:00:39] Me and the bass player sat in man

[00:00:41] Oh hey man you think

[00:00:43] Santa Claus is a group huh

[00:00:44] No it's not a group man

[00:00:46] Wha They break up man

[00:00:47] No man It's one guy man

[00:00:48] Y'know he had a a red suit on man

[00:00:50] With black patent leather choos

[00:00:52] You know the guy man

[00:00:54] Oh yeah he's with Motown ain't he

[00:00:57] Yeah I played with that dude too man

[00:00:59] He's a good singer man

[00:01:00] No no hold on man

[00:01:01] He's not with Motown man

[00:01:04] Well then he's with Buddah man

[00:01:06] No aw man you don't know

[00:01:08] Who Santa Claus is man

[00:01:09] Yeah well I'm not from here man

[00:01:10] Like I'm from Pittsburgh man

[00:01:12] I don't know too many local dudes

[00:01:13] Ohhh I see Well hey man sit back

[00:01:16] And relax and I'll tell you da story

[00:01:17] About Santa Claus man

[00:01:19] Listen

[00:01:20] Once upon a time about hmmm

[00:01:22] Five years ago there was

[00:01:23] This groovy dude and

[00:01:24] Has name was Santa Claus

[00:01:25] Y'know

[00:01:26] And he used to live over in the projects

[00:01:27] With his old lady and

[00:01:29] They had a pretty good thing together

[00:01:30] Because his old lady was really fine

[00:01:32] And she could cook and all that

[00:01:34] Stuff like that y'know

[00:01:35] Like she made da best brownies in town man

[00:01:37] Oh I could remember 'em now man

[00:01:39] I could eat one of 'em man

[00:01:41] Wow did you know these people man

[00:01:43] Oh yeah man

[00:01:45] They used to live next door to me

[00:01:46] Y'know

[00:01:47] Until they got kicked out man

[00:01:49] Wha

[00:01:49] They got kicked out of the projects man

[00:01:51] Yeah you know what happened man

[00:01:52] They used ta live with all these midgets

[00:01:54] Y'know and da midgets used

[00:01:56] To make a lotta noise y'know

[00:01:57] Like pounding and hammering

[00:01:59] And pounding all night man

[00:02:00] Typical freaks huh

[00:02:01] Oh yeah man they were really freaks man

[00:02:04] As a matter of fact

[00:02:05] They all moved up north together y'know

[00:02:08] Oh they had to go

[00:02:09] Get their head together man

[00:02:10] Yeah get their head together

[00:02:11] And they started a commune y'know

[00:02:13] It was called the uh

[00:02:14] Santa Claus and his Old Lady Commune

[00:02:16] It was a real famous one up there man

[00:02:18] And they used to sit around and groove

[00:02:20] All the time y'know

[00:02:21] Oh yeah

[00:02:22] Yeah a really good time man

[00:02:23] That sounds heavy

[00:02:24] Yeah they eat da brownies man

[00:02:26] And they drink da tea man

[00:02:28] And what they did most of da time

[00:02:29] Though was make a lotta goodies

[00:02:31] Y'know

[00:02:31] And they had everything they needed

[00:02:33] They only needed to come into town

[00:02:34] Maybe once year or something like that

[00:02:36] To pick up the welfare check

[00:02:37] And the food stamps right

[00:02:39] Yeah

[00:02:40] No no what they did man is that

[00:02:41] Once a year

[00:02:42] When they made all the goodies

[00:02:43] Y'know

[00:02:44] They used ta put 'em in a beeg

[00:02:45] Chopping bag and then

[00:02:46] They used ta take da

[00:02:47] Chopping bag and give and give 'em to all the

[00:02:49] Boys and girls all da way around da world man

[00:02:51] Hey well that's hip man

[00:02:52] That sounds real nice

[00:02:54] Oh yeah

[00:02:55] They were really nice people man

[00:02:56] And so much class man

[00:02:58] They had so much class y'know

[00:02:59] Like even take da way

[00:03:00] They used ta deliver da toys y'know

[00:03:02] It's like Santa Claus used ta have this

[00:03:04] Really charp chort man y'know

[00:03:06] It was lower to da ground

[00:03:08] Had twice-pipes candy-apple red and button top

[00:03:11] Oooo clean

[00:03:13] Hey that sounds like a hip snowmobile man

[00:03:15] No no it wasn't a snowmobile

[00:03:16] It was a sled y'know

[00:03:18] One of those big sleds y'know

[00:03:19] And he used ta have it pulled

[00:03:21] By some reindeers y'know like reindeers

[00:03:23] Some what man

[00:03:23] Some reindeers y'know

[00:03:25] He used ta hook them onto da sled

[00:03:26] And then he used ta stand up inside

[00:03:28] Da sled and hold on to da reins and

[00:03:30] Then call out their names like

[00:03:31] On Donner On Blitzen On Chewy On Tavo

[00:03:35] C'mon Becto

[00:03:37] And then the reindeers

[00:03:38] Used ta take off into da sky and

[00:03:39] Fly across da sky man

[00:03:41] Wow man That's far out man

[00:03:44] Yeah And then when they flied across da sky

[00:03:46] They used ta come down to places like

[00:03:48] Oh Chicago L A

[00:03:49] Nueva York and Pacoima and all those places

[00:03:52] Y'know

[00:03:52] And then land on top of people's roofs

[00:03:54] And then 'ol Santa

[00:03:55] Claus would make himself real small y'know

[00:03:57] Like a real small guy and

[00:03:59] He'd come down da chimney and

[00:04:00] Then he would give you all da stuff that he

[00:04:02] Made man And

[00:04:03] Dig this man

[00:04:03] He did it all in one night man

[00:04:05] Hey just a minute man

[00:04:07] Now how'd he do that man

[00:04:09] Oh well man he took da freeway

[00:04:10] How else man

[00:04:11] No man No man

[00:04:13] How'd he do all that other stuff man

[00:04:15] Like how'd he make himself small man

[00:04:18] And how'd he like

[00:04:19] How'd he get the reindeer

[00:04:21] Off the ground man

[00:04:22] Oh well man

[00:04:24] He had some magic dust man

[00:04:26] Some magic dust

[00:04:27] Yeah magic dust y'know

[00:04:29] He used ta give a little bit to da reindeer

[00:04:31] A little bit to Santa Claus

[00:04:32] A little bit more for Santa Claus

[00:04:34] A little bit more

[00:04:34] And this would get the reindeer off man

[00:04:37] Aw got 'em off man

[00:04:38] Are you kidding man

[00:04:39] They flew all da way around da world man

[00:04:41] Hey that's far out man

[00:04:44] Hey how come

[00:04:45] I've never met this dude man

[00:04:47] Oh man

[00:04:48] He doesn't do that bit anymore man

[00:04:49] It got too dangerous man

[00:04:51] Yeah I can dig that man

[00:04:52] 'Cause that's a dangerous bit man

[00:04:54] Yeah lemme tell ya it sure was man

[00:04:56] Like just two years ago man

[00:04:57] He got stopped at the border y'know

[00:04:59] And they took him into another room

[00:05:00] And took off his clothes man

[00:05:01] And searched him and searched his bag of

[00:05:03] Goodies man

[00:05:04] And then when he was leaving man

[00:05:06] He was flying through

[00:05:07] The air and somebody took a chot

[00:05:08] And his reindeer y'know

[00:05:09] Aw that's a drag man

[00:05:10] Yeah it really was man

[00:05:11] And then man he went down South man

[00:05:13] And they tried to cut off his hair and

[00:05:15] His beard man

[00:05:16] And all the time

[00:05:17] He was getting stopped and

[00:05:18] Pulled over and asked for his id man

[00:05:20] Just everywhere he went

[00:05:22] He ran into too much recession man

[00:05:24] No man you mean he ran into

[00:05:26] Too much repression man

[00:05:28] Aw "repression"

[00:05:29] "Recession"

[00:05:29] Man it's all da same thing man

[00:05:31] Yeah man But it's a drag man

[00:05:33] 'Cause we could sure use a dude

[00:05:35] Like that right now

[00:05:36] Oh he still comes around man

[00:05:38] Oh yeah

[00:05:38] Yeah but he comes in disguises now

[00:05:41] Aw he went "underground"

[00:05:42] Yeah "underground" man

[00:05:44] I can dig it

[00:05:45] Yeah But you ought to see his disguise man

[00:05:47] Nobody would ever know it was him man

[00:05:49] Oh yeah

[00:05:49] Yeah

[00:05:50] He's got a job in front of

[00:05:51] Da department store ringing this bell

[00:05:52] And playing this tambourine

[00:05:53] Next to this black pot y'know

[00:05:55] Aw I seen the dude man

[00:05:57] Yeah You know who

[00:05:58] I'm talking about man

[00:05:59] Yeah man I played with

[00:06:00] That cat last year man

[00:06:02] Wha

[00:06:03] Yeah we played in front of a store man

[00:06:05] We made a lot of bread man

[00:06:06] Aw hey wait a Santa Claus is not a musician man

[00:06:09] I'm hip man

[00:06:10] That cat didn't know any tunes man

[00:06:12] Oh hey wait a minute man

[00:06:13] No he's not hip to that at all man

[00:06:15] No I played with this dude man

[00:06:17] Are you sure man

[00:06:19] Positive