《薛家将0094》歌词

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[00:00:01] 薛丁山
[00:00:03] 戴罪立功不下寒江
[00:00:09] 这回他是心服口服
[00:00:12] 外带佩服啊
[00:00:16] 薛丁山又把自己臭骂了一顿
[00:00:19] 眼看着樊梨花这马就到了
[00:00:22] 薛丁山一想过了这个村没这个店儿
[00:00:27] 仗着胆子我就过去了
[00:00:30] 但是跟樊小姐诉说真情苦苦的哀告诉他
[00:00:35] 无论如何把他请到两军阵前
[00:00:39] 薛丁山想在这儿赶紧把人群一分他就冲过去了
[00:00:44] 老百姓不知道怎么回事儿
[00:00:46] 拿他当疯子
[00:00:49] 张大眼睛看着他就觉得哒哒哒哒哒哒哒哒
[00:00:54] 跑到队伍里头了
[00:00:57] 樊小姐娘子悯留步
[00:01:03] 俺薛丁山在此
[00:01:09] 他想到返利花马钱不容易
[00:01:14] 两旁边都是亲兵卫队
[00:01:18] 这些女兵女将一看擦擦快快
[00:01:21] 全把家事拽出来花
[00:01:25] 把马一圈把薛丁山就给围住了
[00:01:29] 其中有个女将军用保健的尖儿意指薛丁山的鼻子
[00:01:36] 胆大的狂徒
[00:01:38] 你是谁
[00:01:40] 冲撞元帅的码头
[00:01:42] 你活腻歪了
[00:01:43] 不成来把他乱刃分尸
[00:01:46] 别别别别别
[00:01:48] 哎呀
[00:01:48] 各位大姐呀
[00:01:51] 你们是误会了
[00:01:53] 我姓薛叫薛丁山
[00:01:56] 我爹就是平辽王薛仁贵
[00:02:00] 我要求见你们元帅
[00:02:03] 求你们给我通报一声呸
[00:02:08] 你是谁
[00:02:09] 我是薛丁山哟
[00:02:13] 你真能找我们大帅的便宜啊
[00:02:16] 薛丁山
[00:02:17] 那是二路元帅石宝大将军龙虎状元
[00:02:22] 何等的威风
[00:02:23] 你瞅你这模样青衣小帽儿人不人鬼不鬼的
[00:02:28] 你竟敢口出方言呐哒哒
[00:02:33] 哎哟
[00:02:33] 这些女兵女将把马鞭子举起来
[00:02:36] 啪啪啪没脑袋没屁股
[00:02:40] 这顿揍
[00:02:41] 到了现在薛丁山豁出去了两个手抱着脸
[00:02:46] 各位你们是误会
[00:02:48] 我要见大帅
[00:02:49] 我要见大帅
[00:02:51] Er 3 冲两中
[00:02:55] 他在两匹马的中间窜过去
[00:02:57] 一伸手
[00:02:59] 把樊梨花的马头给拦住了
[00:03:03] 仅仅靠住马德斯将
[00:03:06] 单腿儿往马前一跪
[00:03:09] 抬起头来丽华
[00:03:14] 娘子俺薛丁山在此
[00:03:22] 这位儿可够惨的
[00:03:25] 樊小姐一愣感觉
[00:03:28] 戈登把斯将逮住
[00:03:31] 低头往马前看了看
[00:03:34] 认出来是薛丁山
[00:03:38] 他心里明白
[00:03:40] 一定是殿下李治老千岁程咬金话付前言
[00:03:47] 跟薛丁山作了交待
[00:03:49] 让他青衣小帽儿不下涵江前来请我真来了
[00:03:55] 绿花一看
[00:03:57] 薛丁山满脸都是汗
[00:04:01] 颧骨突出两腮深陷眼窝发青面无光泽
[00:04:09] 跟当初大不相同了
[00:04:13] 有道是人配衣服马配鞍呐
[00:04:18] 薛丁山
[00:04:19] 这小伙儿挺亏管家
[00:04:20] 罩袍束带
[00:04:22] 戴哲亲兵卫队
[00:04:24] 那什么模样
[00:04:26] 换上这套衣服
[00:04:28] 当时就减色八分呢
[00:04:33] 何况是薛丁山让人抽了一顿鞭子打得那么狼狈
[00:04:38] 一部一头磕进城里满脸都是灰尘大脑袋上还有个小脑袋
[00:04:46] 那太难看了
[00:04:48] 黎花姑娘都明白
[00:04:50] 心里一翻个儿好像刀扎肺腑一般
[00:04:57] 心里说话薛丁山薛丁山
[00:05:01] 这是你自找苦吃
[00:05:05] 你不是把你自己害了
[00:05:08] 当初你要不做那些事情焉有今日
[00:05:14] 按理说杀人不过头点地一人认错就算了
[00:05:20] 看这意思薛丁山出于至诚确实有悔改的表现
[00:05:27] 我就应当传下话去
[00:05:30] 我们两个人认一下就得了
[00:05:34] 可是话到了舌尖梨花姑娘一想不行
[00:05:39] 不行啊
[00:05:40] 这心不能软哪
[00:05:45] 就这么一接触
[00:05:46] 看不透薛丁山真正认罪了
[00:05:50] 就她这种人
[00:05:52] 得好好折腾折腾他
[00:05:55] 如果心慈手软
[00:05:57] 将来还得有大货
[00:06:02] 范丽华想的是我檐牙咬柳眉倒竖
[00:06:06] 杏眼圆翻
[00:06:08] 看了看薛丁山你是谁
[00:06:11] 我怎么不认识呢
[00:06:13] 丽华
[00:06:15] 我不是薛丁山吗
[00:06:17] 怎么你连我都不认识猪嘴
[00:06:22] 薛丁山是什么人
[00:06:25] 那是我丈夫二路元帅
[00:06:28] 你是什么人敢跑到这儿顶名冒屁呀
[00:06:33] 犯下了不赦之罪来呀
[00:06:36] 把这疯子给我拉出去砍了暂时
[00:06:41] 前面的亲兵也飞马过来连男的带女的七手八脚
[00:06:48] 把薛丁山架起来往外就拖呀
[00:06:52] 薛丁山就喊开了
[00:06:55] 姑娘娘子我确实是薛丁山
[00:07:01] 那我有话要跟你说我想你赔礼认错来啦
[00:07:09] 范丽华把头一低假装没听见
[00:07:14] 这阵儿把薛丁山嫁出去半里多地
[00:07:18] 正好有个将原子
[00:07:21] 就把它扔到那院儿里去了
[00:07:26] 说啥可没啥
[00:07:28] 那就是吓唬他
[00:07:30] 人家一拨马回来
[00:07:32] 荣登薛丁山在地下咕噜起来在免得远处一看
[00:07:38] 人家的队伍全过去了
[00:07:42] 决定咱跟老百姓一打听
[00:07:45] 说那位女元帅干什么去了
[00:07:48] 有人知道
[00:07:49] 说去点兵去了
[00:07:50] 出了什么
[00:07:52] 现在人家天天操练人马说准备攻打白虎观吗
[00:07:58] 嗯
[00:07:58] 大概可忙啦
[00:08:01] 一日是两次操练人马
[00:08:04] 哦
[00:08:06] 薛丁山点头
[00:08:08] 一样不能玩呐
[00:08:10] 范丽华
[00:08:11] 我要不把你请出去
[00:08:13] 我绝不回钱呢啊
[00:08:15] 我见着幼主千岁
[00:08:17] 我没法儿交代呀
[00:08:19] 哦
[00:08:19] 你上教军场
[00:08:20] 我也去
[00:08:23] 这回薛丁山可真下了决心了
[00:08:26] 也不吃也不喝跟疯子一样赶奔教军场
[00:08:32] 等出了城一看那他进不去
[00:08:36] 外面层层把守啊
[00:08:39] 他摘了他一听教军场里头五号全天呐
[00:08:45] 正在操演人马
[00:08:47] 他围着教军场在外头转呐
[00:08:49] 转呐
[00:08:50] 转呐
[00:08:50] 哎
[00:08:52] 在西北角儿
[00:08:55] 这块儿没有卡子
[00:08:57] 还有个小土坡
[00:08:59] 蹬着土坡往里看正合适
[00:09:02] 这土坡上挤满了老百姓都往里看着
[00:09:06] 薛丁山也爬上突破
[00:09:09] 记得人群之中
[00:09:11] 揉揉眼睛定睛观瞧
[00:09:14] 她一看教军场里头
[00:09:17] 金麒蔽日刀枪明亮啊
[00:09:21] 现在正操言马顿
[00:09:26] 这个她不外行一看看出来了
[00:09:29] 摆的是二龙出水阵
[00:09:34] 就建队伍整齐杂而不乱夸夸夸夸
[00:09:42] 琦兵操演完了
[00:09:44] 操演步兵
[00:09:46] 全是阵法呀
[00:09:48] 什么一字长蛇
[00:09:49] 二龙出水天地三才四门兜底五虎群羊六丁六甲七星北斗八门金锁九字连环十面埋伏
[00:10:01] 都是这些人
[00:10:03] 把薛丁山都看直眼了
[00:10:07] 他在网率排上去看
[00:10:09] 上面有一把虎皮金交椅
[00:10:14] 耗子打着九曲歪吧
[00:10:16] 秀金大伞伞下诏定义人案件坐在椅子上
[00:10:23] 正是法律化
[00:10:26] 中军官旗牌
[00:10:28] 官园门关
[00:10:30] 都在两旁站立
[00:10:32] 就见樊小姐手里拿着无色的棋子
[00:10:37] 现在是晃动黄芪
[00:10:40] 君奇葩10 0队形
[00:10:43] 马上就变化
[00:10:44] 跟刀裁斧剁的一般
[00:10:48] 薛丁山一看心里说话
[00:10:50] 嘿嘿
[00:10:52] 我要有这么个好媳妇多好
[00:10:56] 我我当初怎么了
[00:10:58] 我觉得哎
[00:11:00] 哎呀
[00:11:02] 只要樊小姐能跟我言归于好
[00:11:05] 我就在他手下当一个将官
[00:11:09] 我也乐意啊
[00:11:11] 打破白虎观
[00:11:14] 指导西凉的京城把三川六国平了一统天下
[00:11:19] 奏凯班师多好
[00:11:24] 薛丁山这心不知道想什么好呢
[00:11:27] 最后的一句琢磨
[00:11:29] 如果樊梨花回了帅府在想见见不着了
[00:11:34] 这阵儿表示我的诚心我就豁出一头去了
[00:11:40] 文明苑闯教军场
[00:11:43] 我也得把你哀求的心慈面软
[00:11:47] 薛丁山
[00:11:48] 想到这把老百姓往左右一分老百姓你看哎你你干什么呢
[00:11:54] 别往前去往前去掉脑袋
[00:11:58] 薛丁山连听都不听
[00:12:01] 噔噔噔噔噔噔噔噔
[00:12:03] 冲下土坡一个极静而肉
[00:12:08] 从炸了
[00:12:09] 前面整泵院儿里头去了
[00:12:12] 这儿有站岗的
[00:12:14] 回头这么一看
[00:12:15] 哎呀粘住
[00:12:18] 干什么呢
[00:12:20] 教军场是尽力你活腻歪了
[00:12:24] 说着话
[00:12:25] 把剑就搭上
[00:12:27] 为什么没射
[00:12:29] 因为这里边人太多
[00:12:31] 怕射不着他把自己人给杀了
[00:12:35] 很多军兵把妖刀拽出来在后头就追把他接着把他接着别让这小子过去
[00:12:44] 就像抓臭贼一样
[00:12:46] 然后他就撵下来
[00:12:48] 到了现在薛丁山全都不顾了
[00:12:52] 人要急啦
[00:12:54] 跑得快
[00:12:56] 他也不顾两脚疼痛穿过队伍
[00:13:00] 一拐弯儿刺溜
[00:13:03] 就蹦上甩台
[00:13:07] 那些女兵女将往上一挡
[00:13:09] 他薛丁山用两只手一铺了
[00:13:13] 结果打了七八个
[00:13:16] 本来他是满身的武艺
[00:13:19] 又年轻
[00:13:21] 尽管他最近身体差点儿
[00:13:24] 但是现在他急了
[00:13:25] 跟疯子一样
[00:13:27] 谁能拦得住
[00:13:29] 人们一阵大乱
[00:13:32] 他就扑到樊梨花的面前
[00:13:36] 撩衣服
[00:13:37] 双腿袜子衣柜
[00:13:39] 娘子我薛丁山
[00:13:43] 给你赔礼认错来了
[00:13:49] 说着话哭了
[00:13:52] 樊丽华在这儿坐着手握监督
[00:13:57] 定睛看了看樊丽华的眼泪围着眼圈一转
[00:14:03] 看出来
[00:14:05] 确定咱这次
[00:14:07] 真正是承认错
[00:14:09] 冒着生命的危险闯教军场
[00:14:14] 来见我了
[00:14:15] 怎么办
[00:14:18] 你说再不任性
[00:14:20] 做的有点过分呐
[00:14:23] 那不显得太狠了
[00:14:26] 到了现在
[00:14:29] 薛丁山把一切全抛开
[00:14:33] 说一句白话就是把脸皮都不要啦
[00:14:39] 这人要不要脸
[00:14:41] 什么事儿都豁得出去
[00:14:44] 他闯进教军场了点将台
[00:14:50] 拽住樊丽华的战袍往这儿一跪
[00:14:54] 放声痛苦
[00:14:57] 娘子我错了
[00:15:01] 我不是人
[00:15:03] 你爱怎么处罚我都可以
[00:15:06] 我就要求你
[00:15:08] 能跟我赶奔两军阵前
[00:15:12] 杀瓜存留你随便
[00:15:15] 娘子
[00:15:17] 你饶了我吧
[00:15:21] 樊梨花
[00:15:22] 心里头忽上忽下
[00:15:26] 想饶他
[00:15:28] 对他又不相信
[00:15:30] 不饶又于心不忍
[00:15:34] 最后
[00:15:34] 把牙一咬心一横
[00:15:38] 不行啊
[00:15:41] 还得接着查考验考验他
[00:15:45] 往两旁喊喝一声来人
[00:15:49] 哪儿来这么个疯子
[00:15:52] 竟敢闯我的帅胎
[00:15:56] 耽误我的大事
[00:15:58] 把它拖到荒郊野外乱刀分尸渣渣
[00:16:07] 勇士们往上一闯不容分说
[00:16:12] 把薛丁山架起来就走啊
[00:16:16] 都抬出多远去了
[00:16:18] 薛丁山还喊呢
[00:16:21] 娘子啊
[00:16:23] 樊小姐
[00:16:25] 我错了你饶了我吧
[00:16:30] 越喊声儿越小怎么回事儿
[00:16:34] 让人家抬出教军场
[00:16:37] 一直出了寒江关
[00:16:40] 到了荒郊野地肉片
[00:16:45] 像扔包袱一样
[00:16:47] 把它扔到野地里了
[00:16:50] 人家陌生回了城了
[00:16:53] 咱们单说薛丁山
[00:16:56] 又气又羞又恼
[00:17:00] 在一着急当时就昏迷不醒
[00:17:06] 你看看他
[00:17:08] 在两军阵前不行
[00:17:11] 搞寒江关
[00:17:13] 虽然说中间吃了口东西
[00:17:15] 但是吃的不多
[00:17:17] 天那么热
[00:17:19] 连口水都没喝
[00:17:21] 又磕头又哭又喊
[00:17:24] 而且遭到这种拒绝
[00:17:27] 他受得了吗
[00:17:29] 长这么大没受过这个委屈
[00:17:33] 让人家再一摔
[00:17:35] 所以气堵咽喉
[00:17:38] 昏过去了
[00:17:41] 也不知躺了有多长时间了
[00:17:44] 偏俺这阵儿来了快云彩
[00:17:48] 哎
[00:17:49] 下了几点雨
[00:17:50] 唰唰唰细雨蒙蒙浇到他脸上他这才缓过来
[00:17:58] 哎哟
[00:18:01] 啊哈哈
[00:18:04] 睁眼睛看看在荒郊野地躺着
[00:18:09] 一动弹浑身都疼啊
[00:18:13] 薛丁山强打精神站起身就觉着头重脚轻
[00:18:19] 浑身发抖
[00:18:22] 用手摸了摸脑袋发热
[00:18:24] 手脚冰凉
[00:18:26] 知道自己要闹病
[00:18:30] 薛丁山一响
[00:18:32] 哦
[00:18:32] 你还闹病啊
[00:18:34] 你病什么
[00:18:35] 你该死
[00:18:38] 你自己找的
[00:18:40] 拿你当人
[00:18:42] 你不往人道上走
[00:18:44] 你才落到今天这个地步
[00:18:48] 慢着脑病
[00:18:51] 就是死也应该
[00:18:54] 薛丁山又把自己一顿臭骂
[00:18:57] 摘摘摇摇到了道上
[00:19:01] 一看路边有棵树
[00:19:03] 它躲到树下
[00:19:05] 一方面儿避雨
[00:19:07] 一方面儿在这儿休息休息
[00:19:10] 可这雨不大
[00:19:12] 下了一小阵就停了
[00:19:15] 薛丁山扶着树站起来
[00:19:17] 心里头琢磨怎么办
[00:19:21] 我是进城接查找啊
[00:19:24] 我是回去交令
[00:19:27] 你说进城再找看这样
[00:19:30] 范丽华
[00:19:31] 现在是横了心了
[00:19:33] 绝对不能认我了
[00:19:36] 要换个第二个人怎么的
[00:19:39] 他也得心慈面肿
[00:19:42] 我就把嘴唇磨薄了脑袋磕漏了
[00:19:46] 把我一肚子话说绝了
[00:19:48] 人也不认为
[00:19:52] 他心里这么想着脚呢
[00:19:54] 还是往寒江关那儿走
[00:19:57] 但是来到这儿一看城门紧闭
[00:20:00] 吊桥高挑
[00:20:03] 进不去
[00:20:06] 最后
[00:20:07] 薛丁山一想
[00:20:08] 算了
[00:20:10] 我算尽了最大的努力了
[00:20:14] 我回去就得交令
[00:20:17] 殿下不答应
[00:20:19] 成人也不答应
[00:20:20] 爱怎么处分就怎么处分
[00:20:23] 想到这儿一赌气
[00:20:25] 他回了白虎湾
[00:20:29] 大了军营里头
[00:20:30] 有人万里通饼
[00:20:33] 程咬金就问
[00:20:35] 他回来的还带着别人没有就是他一个人
[00:20:40] 啊
[00:20:41] 明白了
[00:20:42] 准知的事儿
[00:20:43] 没办成啊
[00:20:45] 老成吩咐一声把他带进来
[00:20:49] 时间不大
[00:20:50] 薛丁山进来
[00:20:51] 众人一看
[00:20:52] 呵
[00:20:54] 这个惨就甭提了
[00:20:56] 满身除了泥就是土
[00:20:59] 内敛跟葬爷一样
[00:21:02] 叫汗水冲第一道挨着一道
[00:21:05] 现在是无关挪移狼狈不堪呢
[00:21:10] 薛丁山强大精神来到殿下和程咬金面前望着衣柜
[00:21:18] 殿下
[00:21:20] 罪臣胶纸
[00:21:24] 噢
[00:21:27] 李治一看也怪心疼的
[00:21:31] 看了一眼
[00:21:32] 程咬金老程记不住脑袋
[00:21:36] 那个意思
[00:21:37] 别心软
[00:21:39] 对他这种人一软就坏了
[00:21:43] 理智明白
[00:21:46] 薛丁山
[00:21:47] 座椅成灾
[00:21:50] 我命你敢问寒江关聘请翻黎华
[00:21:56] 到底经过怎么样啊
[00:21:58] 樊小姐怎么说的
[00:22:01] 原谅你没原谅
[00:22:03] 哎呀点下呀
[00:22:06] 罪臣遵旨照办
[00:22:09] 不下韩江是这么回事儿
[00:22:13] 他把详细地经过讲述一遍
[00:22:19] 我想赔礼认错
[00:22:21] 连人家的门
[00:22:23] 我都进不去
[00:22:24] 樊小姐不理我
[00:22:27] 后来怎么蓝队怎么闯校场怎么叫人家扔的片野荒郊
[00:22:34] 现在又碰着城门
[00:22:37] 薛丁山没说瞎话
[00:22:39] 把以往的事情都讲了
[00:22:43] 殿下罪臣实在无能为力啊
[00:22:48] 您看出来了
[00:22:49] 我是诚心实意前去认罪
[00:22:53] 无奈人家不允许我认罪
[00:22:57] 你看我怎么办
[00:22:59] 殿下一厅也够巧的
[00:23:03] 冰山角没说瞎话
[00:23:05] 你看看大脑袋上长个小脑袋
[00:23:08] 这是磕头磕的
[00:23:11] 但是理智拿不定主意偷眼看程咬金
[00:23:16] 老成的心还平衡
[00:23:19] 把桌子一拍一趴
[00:23:22] 可太可恶料
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