《Not a Player》歌词

[00:00:00] Not a Player - Dan Bull

[00:00:01] Lyrics by：Dan Bull

[00:00:02] Composed by：Dan Bull

[00:00:09] I'm not a player I just suck a lot

[00:00:11] I couldn't give a shucking

[00:00:12] Fit whether we win the cup or not

[00:00:14] In real life I can't even kick it

[00:00:16] I've never been to a match

[00:00:17] Let alone bought a season ticket ahh

[00:00:19] There's no denying my skill though

[00:00:21] I can dribble all over my pillow

[00:00:23] I can't do a scissor kick but I can kick scissors

[00:00:25] And sue whoever manufactured them for six figures

[00:00:28] I'm a man on a mission with ambition

[00:00:29] To be the sickest soccer kickist in my position

[00:00:32] At school I liked playing defender a bit

[00:00:34] 'Cause I could have a chit chat

[00:00:35] Down the end of the pitch

[00:00:36] With my friend who was s**t

[00:00:37] We used to collect stickers

[00:00:38] But we'd get suspicious even at the scent of a kit

[00:00:41] But now I want to make it in the premiership

[00:00:43] If you don't have faith I will

[00:00:44] It'll offend me you prick

[00:00:45] I'm the son of a b***h that'll run on the pitch

[00:00:47] So awkward you'll think that were was some kind of glitch

[00:00:50] And within a couple of minutes I'll have stitch

[00:00:52] I don't want to put the effort in

[00:00:53] I just want to be rich

[00:00:54] I'm the son of a b***h that'll run on the pitch

[00:00:57] So awkward you'll think

[00:00:58] That were was some kind of glitch

[00:00:59] And within a couple of minutes I'll have stitch

[00:01:01] I don't want to put the effort in

[00:01:03] I just want to be rich

[00:01:04] I'm not a player 'cause I suck a lot hah huh

[00:01:09] I'm not a player 'cause I suck a lot ah oi

[00:01:13] I'm not a player 'cause I suck a lot heyey

[00:01:18] I'm not a player 'cause I suck a lot yeah ey

[00:01:22] I'm not a player 'cause I suck a lot

[00:01:24] I tripped over my laces and nearly grazed my knuckle off

[00:01:26] I can't even recall a time my side won

[00:01:29] My keepy uppy record is like none

[00:01:31] By gum my chum why try when I

[00:01:33] Can just hide inside sat on my bum

[00:01:35] Twiddle my thumbs on the Joypad I'd enjoy that

[00:01:38] Taped over the final to annoy Dad

[00:01:41] So call the boy bad I call it fair play

[00:01:43] I'm not a good sport or good at sport I'm bare bait

[00:01:45] Stuck kicking a snare across the airwaves

[00:01:47] Better at rap than football I dare say

[00:01:49] Though get in the way of my goal and get battered

[00:01:52] Your reputation wrecked tattered

[00:01:53] Sepp Blatter

[00:01:54] I'm a professional athlete 'cept fatter

[00:01:56] You'll never get me to a track meet I'm already knackered

[00:02:08] Yeah

[00:02:17] I'm not a player 'cause I suck a lot hah huh

[00:02:22] I'm not a player 'cause I suck a lot ah oi

[00:02:26] I'm not a player 'cause I suck a lot heyey

[00:02:31] I'm not a player 'cause I suck a lot yeah ey