《Foil》歌词

[00:00:00] Foil - Weird Al Yankovic (“怪人奥尔”扬科维奇)

[00:00:00] 腾讯享有翻译作品的著作权

[00:00:00] I never seem to finish all my food

[00:00:05] 似乎我总是吃不完已点的食物

[00:00:05] I always get a doggie bag from the waiter

[00:00:11] 我常常跟服务员拿打包袋

[00:00:11] So I just keep what's still unchewed

[00:00:16] 所以我就能保存那些还没吃完的美食

[00:00:16] And I take it home save it for later

[00:00:22] 我会拿回家 放一段时间

[00:00:22] But then I deal with fungal rot bacterial formation

[00:00:26] 但对于那些所谓的细菌 真菌滋生

[00:00:26] Microbes enzymes mould and oxidation

[00:00:28] 食物发霉 腐败还有氧化等各种常见问题

[00:00:28] I don't care I've got a secret trick up my sleeve

[00:00:33] 哥从不担心 因为我有秘密法宝

[00:00:33] I never bother with baggies glass jars tupperware containers

[00:00:37] 不需要劳烦大包 广口瓶还有塔珀塑料盒

[00:00:37] Plastic cling wrap really a no-brainer

[00:00:40] 塑料保鲜膜 就能轻松帮我搞定

[00:00:40] I just like to keep all my flavours sealed in tight

[00:00:44] 密封保存我所有的美味佳肴

[00:00:44] With aluminum foil

[00:00:48] 靠的就是这超厉害的锡纸

[00:00:48] Never settle for less

[00:00:51] 没有最好 只有更好

[00:00:51] That kind of wrap is just the best

[00:00:53] 这种包装纸可是极好的

[00:00:53] To keep your sandwich nice and fresh

[00:00:56] 能让你的三明治依然鲜嫩多汁

[00:00:56] Stick it in your cooler

[00:00:59] 即便冷藏也是妥妥儿的

[00:00:59] Eat it when you're ready

[00:01:01] 吃的时候你可要hold住哦

[00:01:01] But maybe you'll choose

[00:01:06] 或许你会选择

[00:01:06] A refreshing herbal tea

[00:01:11] 来一杯清香的花茶

[00:01:11] Mmm lovely

[00:01:13] 恩啊 真是人间美味

[00:01:13] Oh by the way I've cracked the code

[00:01:18] 顺便说一下 我探出了些端倪

[00:01:18] I've figured out these shadow organizations

[00:01:24] 我发现某些黑暗组织正秘密活动呢

[00:01:24] And the Illuminati know

[00:01:29] 光照派应该知道

[00:01:29] That they're finally primed for world domination

[00:01:35] 他们终于准备一统世界

[00:01:35] And soon you've got black helicopters comin' cross the border

[00:01:39] 很快你会看到一架黑色直升机落越过边境

[00:01:39] Puppet masters for the New World Order

[00:01:41] 瞧吧傀儡领导人来维持世界新秩序

[00:01:41] Be aware: there's always someone that's watching you

[00:01:46] 要小心 你正被人监视着呢

[00:01:46] And still the government won't admit they faked the whole moon landing

[00:01:50] 政府还是不承认他们登月造假

[00:01:50] Thought control rays psychotronic scanning

[00:01:52] 还以为电子监控和扫描大脑就能搞定民众

[00:01:52] Don't mind that I'm protected cause I made this hat

[00:01:57] 莫慌 哥自有应对之策

[00:01:57] From aluminum foil

[00:02:01] 因为我用锡纸做了顶帽子

[00:02:01] Wear a hat that's foil lined

[00:02:03] 头戴这顶锡纸帽

[00:02:03] In case an alien's inclined

[00:02:06] 以防外星人入侵

[00:02:06] To probe your butt or read your mind

[00:02:09] 探探你的屁屁或是读懂你的心思

[00:02:09] Looks a bit peculiar

[00:02:12] 看起来是有点不可思议

[00:02:12] Seems a little crazy

[00:02:14] 听起来也有点不靠谱儿

[00:02:14] But someday I'll prove

[00:02:19] 但总有一天我会证明的

[00:02:19] There's a big conspiracy

[00:02:24] 这世界有个惊天大阴谋