《Pretty Fly for a Rabbi (Parody of ”Pretty Fly (For a White Guy)” by Offspring)》歌词

[00:00:00] 作词: Holland, Yankovic

[00:00:00] Veren zol fun dir a blintsa

[00:00:04] (how ya doin' bernie?)oy vey, oy vey

[00:00:07] (how ya doin' bernie?)oy vey, oy vey

[00:00:10] (how ya doin' bernie?)oy vey, oy vey

[00:00:14] And all the goyim say i'm pretty fly for a rabbi

[00:00:27] Meccha leccha hi, meccha hiney hiney ho

[00:00:30] Our temple's had a fair share of rabbis in the past

[00:00:33] But most of 'em were nudniks and none of 'em would last

[00:00:36] But our new guy's real kosher, i tyhink he'll do the trick

[00:00:40] I tell ya, he's to dies for -he really knows his shtick

[00:00:43] So how's by you?have you seen this jew?

[00:00:47] Reads the torah, does his own accounting too

[00:00:49] Workin' like a dog at the synagogue

[00:00:53] He's there all day, he's there all day

[00:00:56] Just say 'vay iz mir!' and he'll kick into gear

[00:00:59] He'll bring you lots of cheer and maybe bagels with some shmeer

[00:01:04] Just grab your yarmulka and

[00:01:06] Hey!hey!do that hebrew thing!

[00:01:10] (how ya doin' bernie?)oy vey, oy vey

[00:01:13] (how ya doin' bernie?)oy vey, oy vey

[00:01:16] (how ya doin' bernie?)oy vey, oy vey

[00:01:19] And all the goyim say i'm pretty fly (for a rabbi)

[00:01:22] He shops at discount stores, not just any will sufice

[00:01:26] He has to find a bargain 'cause he won't pay retail price

[00:01:29] He never acts meshugga and he's hardly a schlemiel

[00:01:32] But if you wanna haggle, oy, he'll make you such a deal!

[00:01:35] People used to scoff, now they say 'mazel tov!'

[00:01:39] He's such a macher 'cause he worked his tuchis off

[00:01:42] Yeah, he keeps his cool and teaches shul

[00:01:45] What's not to like?what's not to like?

[00:01:49] On high holy days, you know he prays and prays

[00:01:52] And he never eats pastrami on white breath with mayonnaise

[00:01:56] Put on your yarmulka and

[00:01:59] Hey!hey!do that hebrew thing!

[00:02:02] When he's doing a bar mitzvah, now that you shouldn't miss

[00:02:05] He'll always shlep on down for a wedding or a briss

[00:02:08] They say he's got a lot of chutzpah, he's really quitehhhhhip

[00:02:12] The parents pay the moyl and he gets to keep the tip

[00:02:15] (how ya doin' bernie?)oy vey, oy vey

[00:02:19] (how ya doin' bernie?)oy vey, oy vey

[00:02:22] (how ya doin' bernie?)oy vey, oy vey

[00:02:25] Meccha leccha hi, meccha meccha cholly ho

[00:02:28] He's doin' well, i gotta kvell

[00:02:32] The yentas love him, even shicksas think he's swell

[00:02:35] Show up at his home, he says 'shalom'

[00:02:38] And 'have some cake -you want some cake?'

[00:02:41] Yah, he calls the shots, we really love him lots

[00:02:45] Oy gevalt, i'm so ferklempt that i could plotz

[00:02:49] So grab your yarmulka

[00:02:52] The one you got for chanukah

[00:02:55] Let's put on our yarmulkas and

[00:02:58] Hey!hey!do that hebrew thing!