《水浒全传084集》歌词

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[00:00:01] 上回书

[00:00:03] 说到武松发配

[00:00:07] 这一天

[00:00:07] 往前走

[00:00:08] 抬头一看忽

[00:00:11] 在眼前不远

[00:00:12] 就是个小村庄

[00:00:16] 有那么十几户人家

[00:00:19] 傍山靠水

[00:00:22] 武松一看这病不错

[00:00:24] 哎哎

[00:00:25] 离老远看见景火儿了

[00:00:28] 看着没

[00:00:29] 那是饭馆儿

[00:00:30] 咱们就到那些脚啊

[00:00:32] 行行行

[00:00:35] 时间不大到小村落前边儿了

[00:00:39] 在村子口儿道旁边儿

[00:00:42] 有一棵大柳树

[00:00:44] 这个拿住

[00:00:46] 五个人合抱不过来

[00:00:49] 那么粗

[00:00:50] 像一把大伞相似

[00:00:53] 内酒馆喝酒

[00:00:55] 旗就在树上挂着

[00:00:57] 离多远都能看见

[00:01:00] 在看

[00:01:01] 靠着道边儿山坡旁

[00:01:04] 有那么五间门脸儿

[00:01:06] 挺大

[00:01:07] 挺大一个酒馆

[00:01:10] 虽然是土坯房草顶

[00:01:14] 但是

[00:01:15] 干净

[00:01:15] 宽阔

[00:01:17] 后面还带着套院

[00:01:20] 他们三位迈步就进了酒馆儿

[00:01:24] 哎

[00:01:25] 还真没有喝酒的

[00:01:27] 就他们仨人儿

[00:01:29] 找凉快地方

[00:01:30] 他们坐下来

[00:01:32] 两名解差把水火棍

[00:01:36] 你的墙角儿

[00:01:37] 把武松地形加给打开

[00:01:40] 往桌上一放

[00:01:42] 其他应用植物放到桌底下

[00:01:46] 把纽扣全解开

[00:01:48] 呼哧呼哧直喘

[00:01:50] 拿手巾擦着汗

[00:01:54] He

[00:01:54] 武松坐下之后

[00:01:55] 抬头一看

[00:01:58] 柜台后面坐着个女人

[00:02:02] 说这女的叨扯的太扎眼了

[00:02:06] 这个女子平顶身高没有八尺五

[00:02:10] 也差不多少

[00:02:12] 比一般的男人都高出一头来

[00:02:16] 肩宽背厚

[00:02:18] 是膀大腰粗

[00:02:22] 满脑袋黄娇娇的头发梳了个美人精

[00:02:31] 鬓角上插着不少野花

[00:02:34] 往脸上看

[00:02:35] 脸上还摸了不少官粉

[00:02:39] 可能抹的太多了

[00:02:41] 一眨眼往下掉渣

[00:02:44] 瞄着没打着B

[00:02:47] 还抹了点儿腮红

[00:02:49] 镀了点胭脂

[00:02:51] 上身儿穿红

[00:02:53] 下身葱心绿汉奸杀一

[00:02:58] 戴着金戒指

[00:03:00] 拿把大蒲扇扑踏扑踏扇着

[00:03:04] 可这个女人也看了看武松他们

[00:03:08] 等他们做稳定之后

[00:03:11] 小伙子刚要过来

[00:03:14] 女掌柜的

[00:03:15] 过来慢点

[00:03:18] You 3位大爷从远路来吧

[00:03:22] 天热来来来

[00:03:24] 拿两把蒲扇来

[00:03:26] 哎

[00:03:27] 快去打镜面水来

[00:03:29] 蛮热情

[00:03:32] 三个人也没客气

[00:03:34] 洗完脸之后坐下

[00:03:37] 这女掌柜吩咐译成泡茶

[00:03:41] 天热

[00:03:43] 喝点儿茶水去数

[00:03:45] 他亲自给三人倒了一碗

[00:03:48] 武松心中暗想

[00:03:50] 这个女人绝非等闲之辈

[00:03:54] 你瞅这身烧这个打扮

[00:03:57] 这两个眼睛叽里咕噜来回直转

[00:04:01] 哎呀

[00:04:02] 我肯定多加点小心

[00:04:05] 那会儿我就听说孟洲岛

[00:04:08] 不太平

[00:04:11] 人谨慎了

[00:04:12] 没有亏吃

[00:04:14] 可武松还发现

[00:04:16] 就在这洗脸

[00:04:17] 一转身的这个时候

[00:04:20] 这个女人假装皮鞋

[00:04:23] 把手伸到桌子底下去了

[00:04:26] 摸了摸武松他们这包

[00:04:29] 俩借差

[00:04:30] 没注意

[00:04:31] 武松可看清楚

[00:04:34] 武松心里一动

[00:04:37] 干什么

[00:04:39] 莫非这是随便

[00:04:43] 啊

[00:04:45] 摸摸我们那包里有没有硬头货

[00:04:49] 嘿嘿

[00:04:51] 你这要是个贼婆子

[00:04:53] 你可错打了算盘了

[00:04:55] 这一路之上

[00:04:57] 除了热之外

[00:04:58] 枯燥无味

[00:05:00] 正好拿你寻寻开心

[00:05:05] 武松就打定主意了

[00:05:09] 切了五斤牛肉

[00:05:11] 五斤狗肉酒端上来了

[00:05:15] 他们开始在这儿喝酒

[00:05:18] 武松的眼睛就盯着这个女主人

[00:05:22] 一瞅

[00:05:23] 这女子

[00:05:24] 掀帘儿奔后院儿去了

[00:05:26] 好

[00:05:27] 半天二次回来

[00:05:29] 也盯着武松

[00:05:31] 他们鬼头鬼脑的不知道该写什么

[00:05:36] 武松心说

[00:05:38] 不管你是什么玩意儿

[00:05:40] 我先试探试探

[00:05:43] 两壶酒喝下去之后

[00:05:45] 武松把腿翘起来

[00:05:48] 哎

[00:05:50] 女掌柜

[00:05:52] 有当家的马

[00:05:56] 这俩件拆一瓶捂着嘴就乐了

[00:05:59] 这不没事儿

[00:05:59] 逗咳嗽

[00:06:01] 那个女人把脸往前一沉

[00:06:03] 当时

[00:06:05] 又乐了啊哈

[00:06:07] 瞧这位大爷说的

[00:06:10] 我能没有当家的吗

[00:06:12] 有啊哦

[00:06:14] 请问你的长贵到哪去了嗯

[00:06:19] 他呀

[00:06:20] 是个买卖人

[00:06:22] 到外边儿做买卖去了

[00:06:25] 是马

[00:06:27] 哎呀

[00:06:28] 长途跋涉一半会儿

[00:06:31] 回不来吧

[00:06:34] 我女掌柜

[00:06:35] 你一个人觉着不烦闷吗

[00:06:38] A

[00:06:39] 你要觉得枯燥无味的话

[00:06:41] 来来陪我们喝上几杯

[00:06:45] 哈哈哈

[00:06:49] 咱们开开心怎么样

[00:06:53] 你长辈的文凭

[00:06:54] 脸上的肉蹦

[00:06:56] 就蹦了好几下

[00:06:57] 马上

[00:06:59] 又变了脸了

[00:07:00] 还是乐呵呵的啊

[00:07:02] 哎

[00:07:03] 大爷您太有意思了

[00:07:06] 我都这么大的年纪了

[00:07:07] 有什么乐子可寻的啊

[00:07:10] 您别拿我随便儿开心啦

[00:07:13] 我说

[00:07:14] 伙计给三位大爷敬酒来啦

[00:07:20] 又有一坛子酒端桌上

[00:07:24] 武松倒了一杯

[00:07:26] 看了看酒

[00:07:27] 挺青汁

[00:07:29] 这里头没毛病he

[00:07:32] 一会儿这一坛子酒又下去了

[00:07:37] 咱没说那会那个酒啊

[00:07:39] 度数不高

[00:07:41] 都是低度酒

[00:07:44] 类似现在的啤酒差不多

[00:07:47] 不然的话能一坛子一坛子喝

[00:07:52] 他们喝着酒啊

[00:07:53] 就当解渴

[00:07:54] 就当凉快

[00:07:57] 但是不等于这种酒没有劲儿

[00:07:59] 这玩意儿后反烧

[00:08:02] 武松是海量

[00:08:04] 一口气儿喝两坛子没问题

[00:08:07] 他也不带醉的

[00:08:10] 后来

[00:08:10] 武松吩咐一声来再给我添酒甜柔

[00:08:16] 又添了五斤肉

[00:08:19] 这女掌柜的亲自去给取酒

[00:08:23] 大爷

[00:08:24] 您he j 9 觉着怎么样

[00:08:26] 嗯

[00:08:27] 味道不错

[00:08:30] 您再尝尝

[00:08:32] 这就是陈年好酒

[00:08:35] 比方才您喝过的酒啊

[00:08:38] 劲儿要大得多

[00:08:40] 不知道你满意不满意

[00:08:42] 拿来我砍

[00:08:46] 武松拿过一只大碗里倒了半碗

[00:08:50] 仔细一看这酒

[00:08:52] 看出毛病来

[00:08:53] 酒发红

[00:08:56] 皮皮子译文

[00:08:57] 多少有点儿腥味儿

[00:09:00] 哼

[00:09:00] 武松心里明白

[00:09:02] 这酒里头有毛病

[00:09:05] 肯定下了麻醉药了

[00:09:08] 这武松有经验呐

[00:09:10] 但是装糊涂

[00:09:12] 嗯

[00:09:13] 这酒的味儿可是不错

[00:09:16] 你早应该给我上这样的好酒是吗

[00:09:20] 那就请您多喝几碗来来

[00:09:23] 这俩借差也买上了

[00:09:26] 这俩借拆一对儿

[00:09:28] 糊涂虫

[00:09:30] 他们哪知这里有毛病

[00:09:32] 端起来每人喝了一口

[00:09:36] 嗯

[00:09:37] 是是有劲儿

[00:09:38] 嗯

[00:09:38] 是比刚才那酒味浓得多

[00:09:41] 好久好久

[00:09:42] 蹲蹲蹲蹲蹲

[00:09:45] 一人喝了两碗

[00:09:49] 可就在女掌柜的

[00:09:51] 一转身的功夫

[00:09:52] 无声

[00:09:54] 把那半碗酒泼地上了

[00:09:57] 假装喝

[00:09:58] 可就在这时

[00:10:00] 又发现两名借差眼睛往上一翻下去

[00:10:05] 他这房子他怎么着

[00:10:07] 哎哎

[00:10:08] 怎么装个aa

[00:10:11] 浮空

[00:10:12] 全都摔倒在地

[00:10:15] 武松呢

[00:10:16] 往桌上一趴

[00:10:18] 也假装中了麻醉药

[00:10:22] 这时列女掌柜的刷喇叭身转过来

[00:10:26] 把腰一叉是一阵大笑

[00:10:29] 哈哈哈哈

[00:10:34] 他娘的

[00:10:35] 龟孙兔崽仔

[00:10:37] 呸

[00:10:39] 哪来的贼配军找老娘的

[00:10:42] 便宜你找死

[00:10:45] 小三儿

[00:10:46] 小五儿来啦

[00:10:47] 来啦

[00:10:49] 后边儿出了好几个棒

[00:10:50] 小伙子

[00:10:53] 把他们抬到人肉作坊

[00:10:55] 给我收拾a

[00:10:59] 把三个人嫁到后院去了

[00:11:03] 武松听得清清楚楚什么

[00:11:07] 排到哪去

[00:11:09] 人肉作坊哟呵

[00:11:13] 还要把我们解不了

[00:11:14] 是怎么的

[00:11:15] 嗯

[00:11:17] 吴二郎心里这么想着

[00:11:19] 可是被四个人抬着到了后院

[00:11:23] 有个地闷子

[00:11:25] D 闷子就是现在地下室

[00:11:29] 可挺宽敞

[00:11:30] 拐弯抹角

[00:11:31] 走了好长一段时间

[00:11:35] 到了地方

[00:11:37] 好像乒乓球那大案子有四五个

[00:11:42] 把他们仨放案子上

[00:11:46] 武松迷缝着眼儿一瞅

[00:11:48] 吓得头发根都竖起来了

[00:11:51] 哎呦

[00:11:53] 这简直是人间地狱呀

[00:11:57] 在眼前地墙上有几把大沟子

[00:12:02] 挂着好几条大腿

[00:12:05] 靠

[00:12:06] 往墙角里坎

[00:12:08] 还有好几颗血淋淋的脑袋

[00:12:12] 啊

[00:12:13] 这就是人肉作坊

[00:12:16] 想想把我们收拾了

[00:12:18] 卖人肉是怎么的

[00:12:20] 他心里想着就发现旁边有人把水烧开了

[00:12:27] 这女掌柜的玩玩袖子技术围裙要亲自承担

[00:12:32] 在一个临身手足肉二的底下常亮

[00:12:37] 拽出一把屁股头两面湿热的剪刀

[00:12:43] 对武松就要下家伙

[00:12:46] 因为武松找他便宜了

[00:12:49] 他恨武松拿他先开刀

[00:12:52] 武松能夹到手指吗

[00:12:56] 就在他刚一伸手的时候

[00:12:58] 儿我郎使了个鲤鱼

[00:13:00] 巴黎

[00:13:01] 下面使了个勾挂连环腿

[00:13:04] 骚啊

[00:13:06] 这一脚正蹬的女掌柜肚子上

[00:13:10] 那武松多大的劲儿

[00:13:12] 把女掌柜的灯笼

[00:13:16] 摔出一丈多远

[00:13:18] 刀也撒手了

[00:13:21] 呃

[00:13:22] 这女掌柜的也不含糊

[00:13:24] 一股绳儿站起来哟

[00:13:26] 诈尸是怎么的

[00:13:28] 怎么着

[00:13:28] 要没有劲儿了

[00:13:30] 给我打

[00:13:33] 里里外外十几个棒

[00:13:36] 小伙子各抄家伙

[00:13:38] 把武松就围上了

[00:13:40] 武松往肉案上一战哈哈大笑

[00:13:44] 好吗

[00:13:45] 来吧

[00:13:46] 龟孙

[00:13:48] 今儿看咱们谁收拾谁

[00:13:52] 您想想

[00:13:53] 这帮人怎么是武松的对手

[00:13:57] 眨眼的功夫

[00:13:59] 让五郎给揍得东倒西歪

[00:14:01] 是鼻青脸肿爹妈瞧瞧

[00:14:06] 再者一说

[00:14:06] 这里不能有多大的地方

[00:14:09] 也施展不开

[00:14:10] 后来这女掌柜的非神经

[00:14:13] 到了外边儿就骂我

[00:14:16] 那大个子有种的你出来爷爷来了

[00:14:22] 紧跟着

[00:14:23] 武松从地闷子到了平地

[00:14:27] 可这时候

[00:14:28] 这女掌柜从屋里头抄起一条铜棍

[00:14:32] 跟武松就站在一处

[00:14:36] 武松暗自点头罢了

[00:14:41] 这女人果然有靶子力气好功夫

[00:14:45] 受过名人的传授

[00:14:46] 高人的指点

[00:14:47] 不然的话手底下

[00:14:48] 不能这么干净

[00:14:50] 不过

[00:14:50] 你跟我比你还是差点

[00:14:55] 后来啊

[00:14:56] 这女掌柜的一棍子砸空

[00:14:59] 被武松冷不丁把棍头给抓住

[00:15:04] 离开我

[00:15:06] 离开我吧你

[00:15:09] 武松往怀里一带

[00:15:12] 女

[00:15:12] 掌柜的没收住身子

[00:15:15] 往前这么一摘呗

[00:15:17] 让武松一角是二次登岛

[00:15:22] 然后用脚把它踩住

[00:15:26] 把拳头举起来

[00:15:29] 要用景阳岗打虎的劲头儿坐着母夜叉

[00:15:35] 妈真给嗨上

[00:15:37] 这女人的命就保不住了

[00:15:41] 做在这紧要关头角门儿呢

[00:15:44] 有人喊了一声

[00:15:45] 声音洪亮啊

[00:15:48] 好汉留情啊

[00:15:52] 武松就没打

[00:15:55] 甩脸关

[00:15:56] 看花

[00:15:58] 站着一个30 多岁的中年人

[00:16:03] 此人头上戴着甩头、胳膊、筋

[00:16:08] 周晨穿轻便皮褂燥

[00:16:11] 面色姜黄

[00:16:14] 一对黑眼珠是藏名耍亮啊

[00:16:18] 胸脯好像扣两个大碗

[00:16:21] 后面还跟着几个伙计

[00:16:26] 武松一看就知道是个练家子

[00:16:30] 但这个人跟这个女掌柜什么关系

[00:16:33] 他不清楚

[00:16:35] 就在这时

[00:16:36] J 主抢不过来了

[00:16:39] 冲着武松是义工倒地

[00:16:43] 好汉留情

[00:16:44] 小可这厢有礼了

[00:16:49] 你看这武松啊

[00:16:51] 不怕横的

[00:16:52] 怕软的

[00:16:54] 他把脚一抬

[00:16:56] 这女人一咕噜声站起来

[00:16:59] 呲牙咧嘴

[00:17:01] 双手拄着腰

[00:17:03] 哎哟哎哟

[00:17:05] 可把我打死了

[00:17:08] 当家的

[00:17:09] 你给我出气

[00:17:11] 来地主冲着他一瞪眼

[00:17:14] 到一边儿呆去

[00:17:16] 净给我惹祸

[00:17:20] 然后对武松说

[00:17:22] 请问好汉尊姓大名

[00:17:25] 仙乡何处我

[00:17:29] 武松稍微愣了一下

[00:17:31] 又一下

[00:17:33] 没必要隐姓埋名

[00:17:35] 我怕什么

[00:17:37] 我都落到这份儿上了

[00:17:39] 无所顾忌

[00:17:40] 武松把胸脯一拔问我

[00:17:44] 我是山东清河县的人

[00:17:47] 姓武名松

[00:17:49] 排行第二

[00:17:51] 无锡

[00:17:53] 食盐

[00:17:54] 哎呀

[00:17:56] 莫非您就是景阳岗上打死猛虎的英雄

[00:18:00] 正是在下

[00:18:03] 这个人是倒身便拜

[00:18:08] 久闻五壮士大明轰雷贯耳

[00:18:11] 今日得见三生有幸

[00:18:14] 得罪了得罪了

[00:18:17] 挥过手

[00:18:18] La nei

[00:18:19] 女掌柜的跪下跪下

[00:18:21] 这是打虎的好汉

[00:18:24] 这女掌柜的文凭吐了一下

[00:18:26] 舌头缩了一下

[00:18:27] 伯妈耶

[00:18:29] 原来是他呀

[00:18:30] 我说这么邪乎呢

[00:18:33] 好像没当老虎把我给拍到这儿

[00:18:36] 他还开了一句玩笑

[00:18:39] 飘飘万福

[00:18:42] 武松哪见过这个往旁边一闪身

[00:18:46] 以礼相还

[00:18:47] 不敢当不敢当

[00:18:50] 方才多有得罪

[00:18:52] 哎呀

[00:18:55] 大水冲了龙王庙

[00:18:56] 一家人不认一家人啦

[00:18:58] 当家的

[00:18:59] 快点教咱们孩子闷牌白酒燕给打虎的壮士接风

[00:19:05] 对对对

[00:19:06] 外面准备准备把黄斋啦

[00:19:08] 不卖座啦

[00:19:10] 专门招待打虎的英雄

[00:19:13] 你说这帮人

[00:19:15] 方才呲牙瞪眼玩儿命

[00:19:18] 现在成为一家人了

[00:19:21] 一个个都像洗面佛似的

[00:19:23] 把慌摘了

[00:19:25] 扎板儿

[00:19:25] 上上里边儿

[00:19:27] 排白酒咽

[00:19:28] 煎炒烹炸宽带吴淞

[00:19:32] 武松说我我那还有俩伙计呢

[00:19:35] 还在你们那个人肉作坊呢

[00:19:37] 哎

[00:19:38] 放心吧

[00:19:39] 马上就把他们给放了

[00:19:42] 给俩借差灌了解药

[00:19:45] 把她们嫁到外边来了

[00:19:47] 可这二位好半天才明白过来啊

[00:19:52] 哎喂

[00:19:55] 往这边看

[00:19:56] 往那边看看我这酒还真不错

[00:20:00] 真有劲儿

[00:20:01] 喝完就睡着了

[00:20:03] 一句话惹得是哄堂大笑

[00:20:07] 武松心说可不是这酒

[00:20:09] 不错

[00:20:10] 要没有我呀

[00:20:12] 你早叫人家解吧

[00:20:16] 两名借差

[00:20:17] 后来才明白是怎么回事儿

[00:20:20] 吓得冒出一身冷汗

[00:20:23] 这时

[00:20:25] 已经调摆桌椅

[00:20:28] 这男女二人请武松上做

[00:20:32] 武松说什么也不答应

[00:20:34] 二位

[00:20:36] 你们光问了我

[00:20:38] 我还没有请教二位尊姓大名呢

[00:20:42] 哎

[00:20:43] 坐下说坐下说远

[00:20:46] 来者为客

[00:20:47] 理应上做

[00:20:51] 武松没办法坐下来

[00:20:54] 两名建材挨着他坐下

[00:20:57] 这一男一女坐在对面

[00:20:59] 奇葩的伙计们垂首站立在两旁

[00:21:05] 专区那个满酒布菜的主儿

[00:21:09] 武松这台

[00:21:11] 二位

[00:21:12] 请把大名赐下来吧

[00:21:14] 哈哈哈哈

[00:21:17] 我们有什么大名

[00:21:21] 乃是碌碌之辈

[00:21:23] 这男的用手一指自己的鼻子

[00:21:27] 我姓张

[00:21:29] 我叫张青

[00:21:31] 有个小小的绰号菜园子

[00:21:35] 因为当初我在光明四种过菜

[00:21:39] 故此得名

[00:21:41] 这是贱内

[00:21:44] 他一直这女的

[00:21:46] 贱内啊就是夫人

[00:21:50] 客气话呗

[00:21:51] 这是贱内

[00:21:52] 姓孙

[00:21:53] 叫孙二娘

[00:21:55] 江湖绰号母夜叉

[00:21:59] 武松就站起来了

[00:22:02] 玩啥吧

[00:22:04] 你可够狠的

[00:22:07] 要不是我多加了留神

[00:22:10] 恐怕我这条命就交代

[00:22:12] 在你手里了

[00:22:14] 孙二娘了勒

[00:22:16] 呀

[00:22:16] 兄弟可别说了

[00:22:19] 要怪还得怪你自己

[00:22:21] 谁让你拿话调戏我来着

[00:22:24] 把大伙全都了

[00:22:27] 武松说

[00:22:28] 嫂子

[00:22:28] 我从来不开玩笑

[00:22:32] 要说怪我呀

[00:22:33] 不怪

[00:22:34] 还得怪你

[00:22:35] 谁让你伸手往桌底下摸我们的包里

[00:22:40] 我拿你当逮人了

[00:22:42] 我是有意的

[00:22:43] 试探试探

[00:22:46] 说完了

[00:22:46] 大伙又乐了

[00:22:49] 那么边吃边谈

[00:22:51] 菜园的张清就问武松

[00:22:54] 胸大

[00:22:56] 你脸上刺着金子

[00:23:00] 你怎么摊了官司

[00:23:01] 哎

[00:23:03] 听小弟到来