《Intro Dead People》歌词

[00:00:00] Intro Dead People - Louis C.K.

[00:00:13] Thank you thank you

[00:00:18] Thank you very much

[00:00:21] Uh thank you hello everybody

[00:00:25] I mean by everybody I mean uh you guys

[00:00:31] I mean everybody who's here

[00:00:33] I shouldn't say everybody

[00:00:34] Becaese most people are not here

[00:00:39] By a pretty huge majority

[00:00:43] Most people are not here

[00:00:46] Most people are in china actually

[00:00:49] That's true

[00:00:51] Actually that's not true

[00:00:52] Most people are dead did you know that

[00:00:55] It's true out of all the people that ever were

[00:00:58] Almost all of them are dead

[00:01:00] There are way more dead people

[00:01:03] And you're all gonna die

[00:01:07] And then you're gonna be dead

[00:01:08] For way longer that you were alive

[00:01:10] Like that's mostly what you're ever gonna be

[00:01:15] You're just dead people that didn't die yet

[00:01:22] There are so many dead people

[00:01:25] Ray charles is dead

[00:01:27] Hitler

[00:01:29] A bunch of other ones

[00:01:32] But mostly those two guys

[00:01:36] That's true

[00:01:37] Ray charles and hitler are both dead

[00:01:38] And really

[00:01:38] That's the only thing they have in common

[00:01:40] Becaese otherwise they're very diiferent dudes

[00:01:44] Many contrasts between ray charles and hitler

[00:01:47] I'll tell you a few of 'em

[00:01:51] Ray charles was black hitler was not

[00:01:58] Hitler killed several jews

[00:02:02] Too many I'll say too many

[00:02:03] An accessive amount of jews

[00:02:05] He really beat that thing to the ground

[00:02:09] He kill the way just no moderation

[00:02:15] Ray charles meanwhile hardly any jews

[00:02:19] He killed so few jews