《栾蒲包与丰泽园097集》歌词

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[00:00:00] 酒是穿肠毒药

[00:00:05] 色是刮骨钢刀

[00:00:09] 财是惹祸的根苗

[00:00:12] 气是雷烟火炮

[00:00:17] 这是有人警告这四个字

[00:00:20] 酒色财气

[00:00:22] 你得注意

[00:00:25] 其实告我说呀

[00:00:27] 这四句话也对

[00:00:29] 也不对

[00:00:31] 那头一个字儿说

[00:00:34] 酒是穿肠毒药

[00:00:36] 怎么都爱喝呢

[00:00:37] 喝完白的

[00:00:38] 喝啤的

[00:00:40] 无酒不成席

[00:00:43] 要都不喝酒了

[00:00:45] 少多少乐趣

[00:00:47] 要喝适量的酒

[00:00:49] 对身体还有益

[00:00:51] 所以说传肠毒药不见得那么正确

[00:00:56] 但是他是警告

[00:00:58] 别喝太多了

[00:00:59] 别过量

[00:01:00] 喝完了直尿裤子

[00:01:02] 满嘴胡说八道

[00:01:04] 躺在马路上都不懂人事儿

[00:01:06] 这不行

[00:01:08] 对身体有害

[00:01:10] 无色哪有子孙后代

[00:01:14] 哪有咱们炎黄子孙呢

[00:01:16] 哎也不对

[00:01:18] 也得适度

[00:01:20] 还得手法

[00:01:22] 乐了圈

[00:01:23] 那不行

[00:01:25] 不仅道德上不允许

[00:01:27] 法律也不允许

[00:01:30] 你说才是惹祸的根苗

[00:01:34] 谁不爱钱

[00:01:36] 脑袋削个尖儿蹭蹭蹭

[00:01:39] 也得想多挣钱

[00:01:41] 明知那玩意有货a

[00:01:43] 他也想挣

[00:01:45] 但是

[00:01:46] 合法合理地钱属于你该挣的钱就应该正

[00:01:52] 那不属于你

[00:01:54] 哎

[00:01:54] 你老想贪污

[00:01:56] 你老想行贿受贿

[00:01:58] 这这不行

[00:01:59] 这犯法

[00:02:02] 气是雷烟

[00:02:04] 火炮煤气能行吗

[00:02:06] 人要没囊没气

[00:02:08] 那还有出息吗

[00:02:10] 要志气

[00:02:13] 你行啊

[00:02:13] 我比你还行

[00:02:15] 你盖八层楼

[00:02:17] 我盖16 层

[00:02:19] 当然

[00:02:19] 这也得合理合法

[00:02:21] 人呢

[00:02:22] 分什么气

[00:02:23] 得长志气

[00:02:27] 你说这句话什么意思

[00:02:29] 跟咱梳理有关系

[00:02:32] 咱们上文书说了

[00:02:34] 栾蒲包

[00:02:36] 把五月先请到饭馆儿包了个单间儿

[00:02:40] 两人进行了一次长谈

[00:02:43] 足有三四个小时

[00:02:46] 软包详细了解家里的情况

[00:02:49] 关雅丽地情况

[00:02:52] 古月仙毫不隐讳

[00:02:55] 把亲眼目睹的和猜测的这些现象合拍儿端出

[00:03:03] 栾波包已经封

[00:03:08] 身子晃了几晃

[00:03:10] 心都开了锅了

[00:03:13] 心都碎了

[00:03:15] 亲爱的老婆呀

[00:03:18] 坐下了

[00:03:19] 不才之事

[00:03:22] 让别的男人搂到怀里去了

[00:03:25] 谁能容忍得了

[00:03:27] 哎

[00:03:28] 过去不有那么一句话吗

[00:03:30] 杀父之仇

[00:03:32] 夺妻之恨

[00:03:35] 那就是乱蒲包

[00:03:37] 要换张飞啊

[00:03:39] 把房盖都拆了

[00:03:41] 栾蒲包是忍了又忍

[00:03:45] 喜怒不形于色

[00:03:48] 仅是表现的不太自然

[00:03:50] 静静的听着

[00:03:52] 但是滦普班儿就是卵普

[00:03:56] 够个男子汉大丈夫

[00:03:59] 我一边儿听着

[00:04:00] 心里头一边儿盘算

[00:04:03] 五月天为什么跟我说这些话

[00:04:08] 的目的是啥

[00:04:10] 说的是真是假

[00:04:13] 这玩意儿得过锅炉

[00:04:16] 不能偏听偏信

[00:04:19] 另外

[00:04:19] 兰博儿讲的是什么

[00:04:21] 他只是猜测

[00:04:23] He Kan

[00:04:25] 看的是外观现象

[00:04:27] 屋里干什么

[00:04:29] 他没进屋

[00:04:30] 他没看见

[00:04:32] 你看见

[00:04:34] 我女人跟别人上床了吗

[00:04:37] A

[00:04:38] 你看见有什么不轨的行为没看见

[00:04:42] 所以说呢

[00:04:43] 他心里头在盘算再过弱

[00:04:46] 但是一看吴月仙这个诚恳地架

[00:04:51] 你断定肯定是有事儿

[00:04:54] 无风不起浪

[00:04:57] 后来

[00:04:58] 吴月仙给她出主意

[00:05:01] 栾先生

[00:05:02] 你是我的恩人

[00:05:04] 我把话该说的我都说

[00:05:07] 怎么办

[00:05:08] 那是你的事儿

[00:05:09] 因为那是你媳妇儿

[00:05:11] 是不是

[00:05:13] 因为我看你非常坦诚

[00:05:15] 又问我怎么办

[00:05:18] 我给你出主意

[00:05:19] 你采纳

[00:05:21] 或者是不采纳

[00:05:22] 你自己拿主意

[00:05:25] 第一

[00:05:27] 你回到家去怎么办

[00:05:28] 硬干

[00:05:31] 什么叫硬感

[00:05:32] 捉奸呢

[00:05:34] 咱古人不有句话吗

[00:05:37] 捉贼要赃

[00:05:39] 抓奸得要双

[00:05:42] 你估计他不认账啊

[00:05:44] 是不是

[00:05:45] 他要一个不认账

[00:05:47] 你没辙

[00:05:49] 所以你要回去

[00:05:50] 不管采取什么方法

[00:05:53] 抓多儿

[00:05:55] 抓住了怎么办

[00:05:56] 你跟他干呗

[00:05:58] 你也是个男人

[00:05:59] 你怕什么呢

[00:06:00] 你又有钱

[00:06:02] 这是来硬的

[00:06:05] 第二

[00:06:06] 你别出面

[00:06:08] 你交给我

[00:06:10] 我在上海还有几个熟人儿

[00:06:12] 怎么办

[00:06:13] 你出钱

[00:06:14] 我出人

[00:06:16] 我找出一伙人来

[00:06:18] 把这个姓丁的丁文秀给逮住

[00:06:21] 扭送到公堂

[00:06:23] 把他送到法院

[00:06:25] 人证物证俱在

[00:06:28] 依法惩处

[00:06:31] 当然了

[00:06:32] 你得破费啊

[00:06:33] 你不花钱不行啊

[00:06:35] 衙门口冲南开

[00:06:36] 要打官司拿钱来呀

[00:06:38] 是

[00:06:38] 不但是我又考虑到这两个主意都不可取

[00:06:44] 头一个主意

[00:06:45] 硬盖

[00:06:47] 你干不过丁文秀

[00:06:49] 丁文绣那个儿一米八多呀

[00:06:52] 嗯

[00:06:52] 身材高大

[00:06:54] 体格健壮

[00:06:55] 还会两下五八超

[00:06:57] 不见能给蒋介石

[00:07:00] 当四从无关吗

[00:07:02] 蒋介石身边都会武艺

[00:07:05] 双手打枪

[00:07:07] 那可了不得

[00:07:08] 你

[00:07:08] 这下你拼不过

[00:07:10] 你有个五个六个到不了他近前

[00:07:13] 他还认得黑社会的人

[00:07:15] 找了一伙人把你给收拾了

[00:07:18] 你不但没出来这口气

[00:07:20] 还适得其反

[00:07:23] 所以头一个主意不可取

[00:07:25] 第二个主意经法院

[00:07:29] 也不可取

[00:07:30] 为什么这么说呀

[00:07:32] 你说到那块儿三推六问

[00:07:35] 原告被告都得上堂

[00:07:38] 你的夫人上场

[00:07:41] 他不上糖不行

[00:07:43] 名声有染

[00:07:45] 小报的记者专门钻冷凤儿

[00:07:49] 再给写几条报道

[00:07:51] 栾经理的夫人如何如之何

[00:07:56] 他也现眼

[00:07:57] 你也丢人

[00:07:58] 往后你还怎么活呀

[00:08:01] 也不可取

[00:08:05] 吴大姐

[00:08:06] 你说的不假

[00:08:08] 还有什么好主意没有

[00:08:12] 哎呀

[00:08:12] 还有什么好主意啊

[00:08:15] 有

[00:08:16] 就怕你不干

[00:08:17] 说

[00:08:19] 我参考参考

[00:08:21] 花钱买出几个人来

[00:08:24] 把他给做了

[00:08:27] 还得出来溜达吧

[00:08:29] 嘴虎眼一蒙

[00:08:31] 飞麻袋里拴上石头

[00:08:33] 扔到黄浦江出气了

[00:08:37] 应该

[00:08:38] 嗯

[00:08:41] 软破包率百出

[00:08:44] 无得解

[00:08:46] 麦尔说

[00:08:46] 丁文秀没犯死罪

[00:08:50] 他就犯下死罪

[00:08:51] 我也不能那么看

[00:08:53] 人命关天呐

[00:08:56] 警告他

[00:08:58] 乘除他

[00:09:00] 这都可以

[00:09:01] 唯独这人命的事儿

[00:09:03] 这

[00:09:04] 这不能这么干

[00:09:07] 哎呀

[00:09:08] 我的栾老板呢

[00:09:09] 你真是好人啊

[00:09:10] 你真是我心目中羡慕的第一男子汉

[00:09:15] 都这样了

[00:09:17] 你还想到护着他的命啊

[00:09:20] 我真佩服你

[00:09:23] 那么这条你也不干

[00:09:25] 剩下就一条

[00:09:27] 难哪

[00:09:29] 您能做到吗

[00:09:31] 忍字头上一把刀

[00:09:33] 心头上插把刀你先忍

[00:09:37] 回家去

[00:09:39] 不露声色

[00:09:41] 就像没发生任何事一样

[00:09:43] 该吃吃

[00:09:45] 该喝喝

[00:09:46] 该亲热亲热

[00:09:48] 该上买卖呢

[00:09:49] 干活就去干活

[00:09:50] 寻找机会

[00:09:53] 到那时候看时机成熟了怎么办

[00:09:58] 你找我来

[00:09:58] 咱商量

[00:10:00] 你看怎么样

[00:10:01] 这条你能做到

[00:10:04] 谢谢

[00:10:05] 谢谢

[00:10:07] 大姐

[00:10:10] 我不说别的了

[00:10:12] 咱们往下处啊

[00:10:14] 今天非常感谢你对我的关心

[00:10:18] 应该怎么办

[00:10:19] 我再琢磨琢磨好吗

[00:10:22] 是啊

[00:10:23] 大主意还是你拿

[00:10:25] 不管干什么事情

[00:10:27] 你可要沉住气啊

[00:10:28] 我真替你担心

[00:10:30] 大姐

[00:10:31] 你放心吧

[00:10:32] 话说到这儿

[00:10:33] 不能再说

[00:10:35] 栾蒲包在皮包里伸手拿出500块钱来

[00:10:39] 大姐

[00:10:41] Na

[00:10:43] 啊

[00:10:43] 过日子也好

[00:10:44] 买东西也好

[00:10:45] 表示我点心意

[00:10:47] 五月仙一看当时把脸沉下来

[00:10:51] 我

[00:10:51] 蓝经理

[00:10:52] 你在干什么

[00:10:53] 你拿我当什么人啊

[00:10:55] 我就是没钱

[00:10:57] 你把我小乔

[00:10:59] 就因为你对我有恩

[00:11:02] 我现在就是报答我说的这点话

[00:11:05] 我就换钱

[00:11:06] 我是分文不值

[00:11:08] 你趁早拿回去

[00:11:09] 你这是骂我的祖宗

[00:11:13] 到现在

[00:11:14] 栾蒲包也猜不透这个五月天

[00:11:18] 究竟干什么的**

[00:11:22] 虽然他是一个姚苌的寄语

[00:11:25] 换句粗话

[00:11:26] 是个野鸡

[00:11:29] 曾经还想在我身上赚过钱

[00:11:32] 但是看他的所作所为

[00:11:34] 一言一行

[00:11:36] 这个女子不简单

[00:11:39] 有才能

[00:11:42] 哎

[00:11:42] 等将来再说吧

[00:11:44] 这是心乱如麻

[00:11:45] 也顾不得想这些了

[00:11:47] 好吧

[00:11:48] 钱不拿

[00:11:49] 我带着

[00:11:49] 大姐来日方长

[00:11:52] 有事儿我上城隍庙

[00:11:54] 我找你去

[00:11:56] 有这么俩人

[00:11:57] 散了

[00:11:58] 软布包

[00:11:59] 拎着皮包

[00:12:01] 拎着刀子

[00:12:03] 卖不回家

[00:12:05] 其实呢

[00:12:06] 雇车他也花得起钱

[00:12:08] 为什么要不行

[00:12:10] 还要理理头绪

[00:12:13] 思绪都紊乱了

[00:12:15] 脚底跟踩棉花一样

[00:12:18] 好不容易到了自家的门手

[00:12:22] 来到院外头

[00:12:24] 抬头看看院里的两层楼

[00:12:28] 再往两旁看

[00:12:30] 都没人儿了

[00:12:31] 已经深夜了

[00:12:33] 啊

[00:12:36] 软包的心里一翻个

[00:12:38] 而是心如刀绞

[00:12:41] 眼泪围着眼圈一转

[00:12:44] 好

[00:12:44] 就没躺下

[00:12:46] 心中暗匣

[00:12:48] 曾几何时

[00:12:51] 我理解我这温暖的家

[00:12:54] 我回北平去办事

[00:12:57] 那时候我恨不能到那儿办完事儿

[00:13:00] 马上长翅膀操飞一回

[00:13:05] 跟我的I 7 是难舍难分

[00:13:10] 没想到啊

[00:13:13] 没想到发生了这种逆势啊

[00:13:16] 压力啊

[00:13:19] 欢压力

[00:13:20] 嗯

[00:13:22] 你真坐下了

[00:13:23] 不才之事

[00:13:24] 你伤透了我的心

[00:13:28] 压力啊

[00:13:29] 你不是那样的人

[00:13:31] 但愿老天睁眼

[00:13:34] 保佑着

[00:13:35] 别发生我最害怕发生的事儿

[00:13:40] 但愿吴月仙光看外表

[00:13:43] 不了解实际的情况

[00:13:47] 哎

[00:13:49] 回来砸门吧

[00:13:52] 暂定了能有五分钟

[00:13:54] 脸原来都是目的

[00:13:56] 都是麻的

[00:13:57] 现在正常

[00:14:02] 还来

[00:14:05] 开门

[00:14:06] 雅丽

[00:14:07] 是我

[00:14:08] 我回来了

[00:14:10] 听着

[00:14:11] 里面有了响动

[00:14:13] 灯也着了

[00:14:14] 又等了一会儿

[00:14:15] 走路的声音哗啦把门开

[00:14:20] 借着门灯一看

[00:14:22] 欢颜

[00:14:24] 两口子至于那么仔细

[00:14:26] 项链啊

[00:14:28] 有事儿也得仔细看看

[00:14:34] 栾布包借灯光打亮

[00:14:37] 吓了一跳

[00:14:39] 为什么吓一跳

[00:14:41] 关雅丽那小脸儿小了一号

[00:14:44] 原来多丰满

[00:14:46] 现在烧了

[00:14:48] 又黄又瘦

[00:14:50] 好像老了好几岁

[00:14:53] 这玩意也可能刚起来

[00:14:54] 头不梳脸不洗也有关系

[00:14:58] 但总而言之

[00:14:59] 有点变样

[00:15:01] 关雅丽更变样

[00:15:03] 关雅丽开门一瞅啊

[00:15:08] 哎

[00:15:09] 哎

[00:15:12] 干嘛比划半天没说出话来

[00:15:16] 是你呀

[00:15:19] 你怎么突然回来了

[00:15:21] 连个招呼都不打了

[00:15:24] 快快快

[00:15:25] 请进来吧

[00:15:29] 出事儿了

[00:15:31] 肯定出事儿

[00:15:33] 为什么怎么出长气

[00:15:35] 恶传粗气

[00:15:38] 人心虚才这样

[00:15:40] 过去没有过

[00:15:42] 哎呀哎呀

[00:15:43] 怕什么来着

[00:15:46] 哎

[00:15:46] 我得不露声色呀

[00:15:48] 哈哈

[00:15:49] 老吴

[00:15:50] 再说吧

[00:15:51] 两口子上了楼

[00:15:54] 一切都做好了

[00:15:55] 东西放下

[00:15:58] 我们部儿看了看

[00:16:00] 没什么大的变化

[00:16:03] 这就是关雅丽

[00:16:04] 手忙脚乱地镇

[00:16:07] 你渴不

[00:16:08] 哪能不可

[00:16:09] 我想喝点水

[00:16:11] 我给你沏水去啊

[00:16:13] 水汽上来倒了一碗

[00:16:16] 嗨

[00:16:17] 嗯

[00:16:19] 路上

[00:16:20] 累不累

[00:16:21] 哎

[00:16:22] 有点累

[00:16:23] 也也没什么卧铺

[00:16:26] 嗯

[00:16:26] 我也睡了一觉

[00:16:28] 刚才我问啦

[00:16:31] 你怎么连个招呼都不打啊

[00:16:34] 我着急呀

[00:16:36] 我恨不能肋生双翅

[00:16:38] 办完事儿就飞到你的身边

[00:16:41] 所以呢

[00:16:42] 买了一张票

[00:16:43] 匆匆忙忙就上了火车

[00:16:46] 就这么地没跟你打招呼

[00:16:48] 哦哦

[00:16:49] 是啊

[00:16:50] 我是才知道a

[00:16:53] 吃点儿什么不

[00:16:54] 当然要吃了

[00:16:56] 回到家里

[00:16:57] 我高兴

[00:16:58] 哎

[00:16:58] 压力

[00:17:00] 反正也没什么事儿

[00:17:02] 咱俩包点儿饺子吃

[00:17:04] 我就爱吃你给我包的饺子

[00:17:08] 包饺子

[00:17:10] 还没香油内玩意包到什么时候

[00:17:13] 我看这么办

[00:17:15] 我倒管子去

[00:17:17] 给你要点儿现成儿的

[00:17:19] 再买点你爱吃的东西

[00:17:21] 你就凑合一顿

[00:17:22] 明天再包饺子

[00:17:24] 你看

[00:17:25] 行吗

[00:17:28] 行

[00:17:30] 行啊

[00:17:31] 呃

[00:17:32] 顺便你到丰泽园

[00:17:35] 你把三哥五哥给我请

[00:17:38] 我急于要见他们

[00:17:40] 有话要说

[00:17:41] 那好

[00:17:42] 他们现在还没睡呢

[00:17:44] 我我去了啊

[00:17:46] 噔噔噔噔噔噔下楼

[00:17:52] 栾蒲包

[00:17:53] 是察言观色

[00:17:55] 这里边肯定有事儿

[00:17:58] 为什么雅丽表现的那么不自然

[00:18:02] 手没地方搁

[00:18:04] 脚没地方搁动作

[00:18:06] 毛毛冷冷的

[00:18:07] 说话机械

[00:18:10] 她没有病

[00:18:10] 能这样吗

[00:18:12] 哎呀

[00:18:13] 难道说五月先说的都是实情

[00:18:17] 我带上了

[00:18:20] 绿帽子