《The Sewers of the Strand》歌词

[00:00:02] Yes folks I can understand their feelings because they are about to play

[00:00:07] Sideways through the sewers of the strand

[00:00:11] On a Sunday afternoon

[00:00:16] Sideways through the sewers of the strand

[00:00:19] Will be our honeymoon

[00:00:23] Ankle deep folks in sludge dear

[00:00:27] We'll walk hand in hand

[00:00:31] They do say that the sewers of the strand

[00:00:35] Are the finest in the land

[00:00:39] Sideways through the sewers of the Strand

[00:00:43] Will be paradise for two

[00:00:48] Who cares if the atmosphere is blue

[00:00:55] 'Cause there's nothing wrong

[00:00:59] With a good old British pong

[00:01:03] Sideways through the sewers of the Strand with you

[00:01:08] Ah my darling little bride

[00:01:16] We meet by accident folks she ran over me with a tram

[00:01:20] Her name was Buler mine was Jim

[00:01:23] I was glad they called me Jim folks because that was my name

[00:01:27] I found that she had been going out with an Irish dentist called Phil

[00:01:31] McCavity

[00:01:31] He walked with a pronounced limp l-I-m-p pronounced limp folks

[00:01:36] Oh the worry turned me grey

[00:01:38] This gave me a strange appearance as I was bald at the time

[00:01:41] Ah the first time I met her was late early one morning in Spring

[00:01:45] There was a heavy dew on the grass

[00:01:47] He had just been thrown out of a synagogue for eating during the sermon

[00:01:50] I told her Darling let me take you away from the squalor you live

[00:01:55] In and live in the squalor I live in

[00:01:57] So we were married in the Spring folks

[00:02:00] We had the reception in the pond

[00:02:02] There was plenty to drink folks

[00:02:05] And then off we went Folks

[00:02:08] Sideways through those naughty sewers of the naughty

[00:02:12] Strand will be a paradise for two not one but two folks

[00:02:17] Who cares if the atmosphere is blue Phew

[00:02:24] 'Cause there's nothing wrong is there

[00:02:29] With a good old old British PONG

[00:02:33] Sideways through the sewers of the Strand with you

[00:02:37] I don't mean maybe

[00:02:47] Some chattering