《Kids》歌词

[00:00:03] Okay children quiet down' quiet down

[00:00:08] 孩子们 安静下来

[00:00:08] Children I'd like to introduce our new substitute teacher for the day

[00:00:12] 现在来介绍今天的代课教师

[00:00:12] His name is Mr Shady

[00:00:14] 他是Shady先生

[00:00:14] Children quiet down please

[00:00:16] 孩子 安静下来

[00:00:16] Brian don't throw that （SHUT UP ）

[00:00:18] Brian不要扔东西 安静下来

[00:00:18] Mr Shady will be your new substituteShady

[00:00:20] Shady是你们的新老师

[00:00:20] Good luck Mr ShadyShady

[00:00:22] 祝你好运Shady

[00:00:22] Hi there little boys and girls （F**K YOU ）

[00:00:26] 孩子们

[00:00:26] Today we're gonna to learn how to poison squirrels

[00:00:28] 今天我们会学习如何捕获松鼠

[00:00:28] But first' I'd like you to meet my friend Bob （Huh ）

[00:00:31] 首先 我要介绍我的朋友Bob

[00:00:31] Say hi Bob （"Hi Bob"） Bob's 30 and still lives with his mom

[00:00:34] 你好 Bob 他30岁了还和妈妈住在一起

[00:00:34] And he don't got a job' cause Bob sits at home and smokes pot

[00:00:37] 他没有工作 整日在家抽烟

[00:00:37] But his twelve-year old brother looks up to him an awful lot

[00:00:40] 但他12岁的弟弟非常崇拜他

[00:00:40] And Bob likes to hang out at the local waffle spotBob

[00:00:42] 他喜欢去本地的下流场所

[00:00:42] And wait in the parking lot for waitresses off the clock

[00:00:44] 在停车场等着服务生下班

[00:00:44] When it's late and the lot gets dark and fake like he walks his dog

[00:00:47] 如果太晚 停车场会变暗 他就装作遛狗

[00:00:47] Drag 'em in the woods and go straight to the chopping blocks （AHH ）

[00:00:51] 把她们拖到丛林里折磨一番

[00:00:51] And even if they escaped and they got the cops

[00:00:52] 即使她们逃脱找到警察

[00:00:52] The ladies would all be so afraid' they would drop the charge

[00:00:55] 女生都特别害怕 会放弃指控

[00:00:55] 'Til one night Mrs Stacey went off the job

[00:00:58] 一天晚上Stacey下班后

[00:00:58] When she felt someone grab her whole face and said not to talk

[00:01:00] 她觉得有人蒙住她的脸 一言不发

[00:01:00] But Stacey knew it was Bob and said knock it off

[00:01:03] 但Stacey知道是Bob 让他停下来

[00:01:03] But Bob wouldn't knock it off cause he's crazy and off his rocker

[00:01:06] 但Bob没有停下来 因为他疯了

[00:01:06] Crazier than Slim Shady is off the vodka比Shady

[00:01:08] 他比喝了伏特加酒的我还要疯狂

[00:01:08] You couldn't even take him to Dre's to get Bob a "Dr "

[00:01:11] 你甚至不能带他去看真正的医生并治好他

[00:01:11] He grabbed S tace' by the legs as chopped it off her

[00:01:14] 他抓住Stacey的腿 用力砍下去

[00:01:14] And dropped her off in the lake for the cops to find her

[00:01:16] 把她扔进湖里让警察可以找到她

[00:01:16] But ever since the day Stacey went off to wander

[00:01:19] 自从那天Stacey去散步

[00:01:19] They never found her' and Bob still hangs at the waffle diner

[00:01:21] 再没人找到她 而Bob依旧去老地方游荡

[00:01:21] And that's the story of Bob and his marijuana'

[00:01:24] 这是Bob和他**的故事

[00:01:24] And what it might do to you

[00:01:29] 这对你们意味着什么