《第75集 (节目)》歌词

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[00:00:00] 窦尔敦

[00:00:02] 大战海清和尚

[00:00:05] 两个人打了个难解难分

[00:00:10] 这场精彩的比试

[00:00:13] 把台上台下的人牢牢的吸引住了

[00:00:19] 但是窦尔敦呢

[00:00:20] 心里头有底

[00:00:24] 页面呢

[00:00:25] 他有点存货没全抖了出来

[00:00:29] 他是有意的看看海清和尚究竟有多高的本事

[00:00:36] 到了100个回合了

[00:00:39] 窦尔敦一看呢

[00:00:40] 哦

[00:00:42] 你也就是这两下子了

[00:00:44] 因为重复的招数又使用上了

[00:00:49] 你不没新招了吗

[00:00:51] 该我开始进攻了

[00:00:54] 窦尔敦打定主意

[00:00:57] 双掌一晃

[00:00:58] 嗨

[00:00:58] 唰唰唰

[00:01:01] 变换了达摩36 式

[00:01:05] 频频发起进攻

[00:01:08] 等窦尔敦这一猛攻

[00:01:11] 海清和尚招架不住了

[00:01:15] 眼花缭乱呢

[00:01:18] 心头突突直跳

[00:01:20] 心说

[00:01:21] 好厉害的铁路汉

[00:01:24] 他心里头一着急

[00:01:26] 眼睛一不给使唤

[00:01:28] 倒了霉了

[00:01:31] 正好他使了一招

[00:01:32] 叫双峰贯耳

[00:01:35] 俩巴掌夹豆

[00:01:38] 蹲的左右腮帮

[00:01:41] 真给夹上

[00:01:42] 脑袋就得劈裂

[00:01:45] 因为他使用的是铁砂掌

[00:01:49] 再看窦尔敦

[00:01:50] 身子一扁

[00:01:53] 俩手在底下往上一穿

[00:01:56] 使了一招叫野马分宗式

[00:01:59] 双臂往左右一分的开

[00:02:04] 把海清的俩胳膊就拨拉开了

[00:02:09] 这一下

[00:02:10] 海清来个大敞门

[00:02:12] 上中下三盘都交给了窦尔顿

[00:02:17] 说时迟

[00:02:19] 那时快

[00:02:20] 就见窦尔敦

[00:02:22] 掌往下一使劲儿奔他的小肚子

[00:02:26] 就摁来了

[00:02:28] 那要摁上

[00:02:31] 您说能轻得了吗

[00:02:34] 海清也是武林高手

[00:02:37] 两臂被分开

[00:02:39] 刹那间

[00:02:40] 他就知道吃亏上当了

[00:02:43] 但是

[00:02:43] 再改换招数已然来不及了

[00:02:47] 他敢

[00:02:48] 窦尔敦

[00:02:49] 掌上挂风

[00:02:51] 奔小肚子来了

[00:02:53] 心头一翻个完

[00:02:56] 这算交代

[00:03:00] 一闭眼

[00:03:01] 在这儿等死

[00:03:04] 豆蹲这长啊

[00:03:06] 都贴到他肚皮上了

[00:03:09] 但是没有发功

[00:03:12] 再看铁罗汉收招

[00:03:15] 身子往后一退

[00:03:16] 退出去五尺多远

[00:03:19] 挺身站好

[00:03:20] 哈哈哈哈

[00:03:24] 海清大师

[00:03:26] 窦某得罪了

[00:03:31] 海清把眼睛睁开一看

[00:03:34] 哦

[00:03:35] 没打我

[00:03:37] 头上这汗珠子就滚落下来了

[00:03:40] 这才明白

[00:03:41] 窦敦给他手下留情

[00:03:46] 不家打不死

[00:03:48] 也好不了

[00:03:50] 后半生就得残疾呀

[00:03:54] 海清一看呢

[00:03:56] 哎呀

[00:03:57] 窦墩

[00:03:58] 真是好样的

[00:04:01] 我对待人家什么样

[00:04:02] 人家对我什么样

[00:04:04] 相比之下

[00:04:06] 我就是个小人呢

[00:04:09] 台上台下那么多武林高手

[00:04:13] 谁都看的清清楚楚啊

[00:04:15] 也看出窦尔敦掌下

[00:04:18] 给他留情了

[00:04:20] 诶

[00:04:21] 海清还真就是个明白人

[00:04:24] 把额头上的汗擦了擦

[00:04:26] 把衣服整理整理

[00:04:29] 阿弥陀佛

[00:04:32] 窦施主

[00:04:34] 贫僧谢谢你

[00:04:37] 感谢你手下留情

[00:04:40] 老衲甘拜下风

[00:04:44] 我这个人说话算数啊

[00:04:48] 你有这么高的本事

[00:04:50] 理应该做山东八大处的总头领

[00:04:55] 老衲二句话没有

[00:04:57] 我是双手赞成

[00:04:59] 我同意了

[00:05:02] 说着话

[00:05:03] 一扭身

[00:05:05] 回归本队

[00:05:08] 台上台下众多的人是掌声雷动哇

[00:05:17] 什么意思啊

[00:05:19] 一方面赞成窦顿

[00:05:23] 一方面也赞成海清

[00:05:26] 这叫识时务者为俊杰呀

[00:05:30] 平常不有那么句话吗

[00:05:32] 光棍一点就透眼子

[00:05:34] 棒打不回

[00:05:36] 你这玩意

[00:05:37] 犟眼子不行

[00:05:39] 海清还是光棍儿

[00:05:44] 掌声过后

[00:05:46] 再看超然和尚那脸

[00:05:49] 气的跟猪肝都差不多了

[00:05:51] 心说连败两阵呢

[00:05:54] 出师不利

[00:05:56] 莫非窦敦真要做八大处的总头梁

[00:06:02] 我心里是着实不服啊

[00:06:06] 这阵儿他一反常态

[00:06:10] 把那假慈悲的面具摘掉了

[00:06:13] 面目狰狞啊

[00:06:16] 回过头问自己的人

[00:06:18] 各位

[00:06:20] 哪位不服

[00:06:22] 尽量可以比试

[00:06:25] 哪位

[00:06:28] 他嗷嗷这么一叫

[00:06:30] 唤他身后这些人彼此看了一看

[00:06:35] 旁人不说

[00:06:37] 单说浙江奉化来的

[00:06:40] 二绝

[00:06:42] 绝命老人叶秋和

[00:06:45] 决心一指叶秋生

[00:06:49] 一看晁然瞅着他们俩说的话

[00:06:52] 意思叫他俩过去

[00:06:56] 再要不打个胜仗就完了

[00:06:59] 看得出超然呢

[00:07:02] 带着求援的眼光

[00:07:05] 俩老头儿一琢磨

[00:07:07] 咱被请来的

[00:07:10] 晁然的确对咱们不错

[00:07:12] 供吃供喝

[00:07:14] 待如上宾

[00:07:15] 今天超然为难了真格的我们就袖手不管吗

[00:07:21] 显着对不起朋友

[00:07:24] 管他们俩觉着这窦尔墩不值得一打

[00:07:30] 跟窦敦伸手

[00:07:32] 有失身份

[00:07:34] 但是两个人一商量

[00:07:36] 再不过去

[00:07:38] 看来超人真就下不来台了

[00:07:42] 后来

[00:07:43] 两个人咬了咬耳朵

[00:07:44] 做出决定

[00:07:46] 绝命老人

[00:07:47] 叶秋和

[00:07:50] 要出场

[00:07:51] 让叶秋生在旁边观敌了阵

[00:07:56] 再看绝命老人迈大步走上月台

[00:08:01] 跟超然和尚说

[00:08:03] 大师不必着急

[00:08:07] 老朽会会铁罗汉

[00:08:12] 晁然心说

[00:08:13] 你早就应该过去

[00:08:15] 何必叫我着急呢

[00:08:18] 听完这句话心里有底了

[00:08:21] 老剑客

[00:08:23] 您受累了

[00:08:24] 没说的

[00:08:24] 没说的

[00:08:25] 嗯

[00:08:29] 什么意思

[00:08:30] 摆大份儿

[00:08:32] 咳嗽一声

[00:08:34] 说明自己有身材

[00:08:36] 有地位

[00:08:38] 迈着方步

[00:08:40] 一步三摇

[00:08:41] 稳稳当当来到窦尔敦近前

[00:08:45] 把手一背

[00:08:47] 上一眼

[00:08:48] 下一眼

[00:08:48] 打量铁罗汉

[00:08:52] 你

[00:08:54] 就是窦尔敦吗

[00:08:57] 铁罗汉一看

[00:08:58] 嚯老头儿长得干净

[00:09:01] 身高九尺挂零

[00:09:04] 细腰扎背

[00:09:06] 双肩抱拢小辫

[00:09:09] 在后头飘着

[00:09:12] 连眉毛在胡子刷白刷白的跟银线差不多少

[00:09:18] 长寿眉甚至遮住上眼皮

[00:09:23] 深眼窝子

[00:09:24] 高鼻梁

[00:09:25] 通红的嘴唇

[00:09:27] 满嘴的白牙

[00:09:30] 这么大的年纪了

[00:09:32] 牙齿非常好

[00:09:34] 一颗都没掉

[00:09:36] 两耳垂肩

[00:09:38] 再看身上穿着元青色的裤褂

[00:09:43] 十三太保的扭炮袖面高挽

[00:09:49] 墨绿的裤子

[00:09:50] 扎着红腿带

[00:09:52] 蹬着一双元宝鞋

[00:09:55] 打着胡铁扣

[00:09:57] 怎么看这老头儿怎么干净洒脱

[00:10:03] 看这五官呢

[00:10:04] 年轻的时候是个俊美的小伙子

[00:10:09] 豆墩往下一退身

[00:10:12] 躬身施礼

[00:10:13] 老人家

[00:10:14] 请问您是啊

[00:10:17] 问我呀

[00:10:19] 浙江奉化的人士

[00:10:23] 我姓叶呀

[00:10:25] 我叫叶秋和

[00:10:29] 有个小小的绰号叫绝命老人哦

[00:10:35] 失敬失敬

[00:10:38] 闹了半天

[00:10:39] 是老前辈既有文明的大名

[00:10:43] 轰雷贯耳

[00:10:45] 晚辈这厢有礼了

[00:10:48] 算啦算啦

[00:10:50] 诶都对

[00:10:53] 你知道有我这么个人

[00:10:55] 太知道了

[00:10:58] 我在学艺之时

[00:11:00] 我老师不止一次提念过您的大名啊

[00:11:05] 谁不知道江湖的二绝呀

[00:11:09] 今日在大佛寺月台上相见

[00:11:12] 真是三生有幸

[00:11:15] 行

[00:11:16] 行啊

[00:11:18] 年轻人挺会说话呀

[00:11:22] 知道就好

[00:11:23] 知道就好啊

[00:11:27] 等会多那

[00:11:29] 老朽是个直性子

[00:11:32] 不会拐弯抹角

[00:11:34] 有什么就说什么

[00:11:37] 今天既然我参加这个盛会了

[00:11:40] 我要阐明我的观点

[00:11:44] 奉劝阁下

[00:11:46] 最好打消做山东总头领的念头

[00:11:52] 你要做了总头领

[00:11:54] 麻烦事多了

[00:11:57] 不但你本人受罪

[00:11:59] 旁人跟着也得受罪

[00:12:03] 你这是何苦呢

[00:12:05] 这就应了那两句话

[00:12:07] 世上本无事

[00:12:10] 庸人自扰之

[00:12:13] 兜朵呐

[00:12:14] 能不能听我的良言相劝呢

[00:12:19] 还没等窦尔敦答复他上官元婴不爱听了

[00:12:24] 啊成跳过来了

[00:12:27] 你就是老叶头儿

[00:12:32] 叶秋和一听

[00:12:33] 这怎么不顺耳

[00:12:35] 啊

[00:12:36] 你是哪位

[00:12:38] 天池派的

[00:12:41] 人送绰号飞天怪叟

[00:12:44] 上官元婴

[00:12:48] 什么

[00:12:48] 什么

[00:12:48] 什么上官元婴

[00:12:52] 没听说过

[00:12:54] 没听说过呀

[00:12:57] 什么天池派的

[00:13:01] 这算什么派呀

[00:13:02] 诶

[00:13:04] 野鸡没名

[00:13:06] 草鞋没号啊

[00:13:09] 上官元婴

[00:13:11] 我正跟窦尔敦说话

[00:13:13] 有你什么呢

[00:13:15] 你干嘛插了一杠子

[00:13:19] 啊

[00:13:19] 咱们

[00:13:20] 我劝的不对吗

[00:13:22] 你还有点儿不服吗

[00:13:25] 看得出

[00:13:26] 你是想替窦尔敦拔横

[00:13:29] 是不是啊

[00:13:32] 这老头儿脸上皮笑肉不笑

[00:13:34] 说话够损的

[00:13:37] 上官元婴就有点儿挂不住啊

[00:13:41] 其实上官大侠这嘴也够损的

[00:13:45] 没事儿

[00:13:46] 净开玩笑

[00:13:49] 他一听老叶头这么说

[00:13:51] 上官元婴也乐了

[00:13:53] 当然

[00:13:54] 这种乐是假乐

[00:13:55] 皮笑肉不笑

[00:13:59] 我姓叶的

[00:14:01] 你装什么大瓣儿蒜诶

[00:14:05] 癞蛤蟆抽旱烟

[00:14:07] 你借什么神气你

[00:14:10] 哦

[00:14:11] 你没听说过我

[00:14:13] 我也没白你

[00:14:16] 尊重你

[00:14:17] 你是江湖的老前辈

[00:14:20] 不尊重你

[00:14:21] 你狗屁不是

[00:14:23] 我再送你一句话

[00:14:25] 你是癞蛤蟆

[00:14:27] 抽旱烟

[00:14:28] 戒什么神气你

[00:14:32] 上官元营那嘴更损

[00:14:36] 这套俏皮哥说的

[00:14:38] 台上台下是哄堂大笑

[00:14:45] 一桶碑石宽

[00:14:48] 丁猛

[00:14:49] 丁奎

[00:14:50] 付春宝

[00:14:51] 王大成

[00:14:53] 哎哟

[00:14:54] 大伙儿乐的眼泪都淌出来了

[00:14:56] 说得好

[00:14:58] 骂的解渴

[00:14:59] 骂的过瘾

[00:15:03] 这叶秋和

[00:15:04] 哪受得了啊

[00:15:07] 当时那脸就红了

[00:15:09] 脑筋蹦起多高来

[00:15:11] 是关公长气来

[00:15:13] 脸红脖子粗啊

[00:15:15] 好啊

[00:15:18] 上官元婴

[00:15:21] 好

[00:15:22] 好

[00:15:22] 好

[00:15:22] 好

[00:15:23] 骂你好

[00:15:25] 老朽闯荡江湖几十年

[00:15:29] 头一回听见这词儿

[00:15:31] 行行行行行

[00:15:34] 既然你这样

[00:15:35] 老朽就教训教训你

[00:15:38] 然后再找窦尔敦算账

[00:15:41] 说着话

[00:15:42] 探长奔上官元婴就来了

[00:15:46] 上官大侠今天也挂道进

[00:15:50] 晃双掌

[00:15:52] 猛击

[00:15:54] 叶秋和两个人就站在一处

[00:15:58] 四五个照面

[00:16:00] 叫

[00:16:01] 叶秋和伸手抓住他

[00:16:03] 腕子往外一抖

[00:16:04] 你给我出去吧

[00:16:05] 你这两小子啊

[00:16:06] 等等等等

[00:16:09] 上官大侠好悬

[00:16:11] 没摔个仰面朝天

[00:16:13] 幸亏叫春宝石宽把他给呛住了

[00:16:19] 哎呀

[00:16:20] 把上官元婴可气坏了

[00:16:22] 重新挽绣面

[00:16:24] 紧带子

[00:16:25] 又想往上钻

[00:16:27] 被铁罗汉给拦住了

[00:16:29] 慢

[00:16:31] 仁兄

[00:16:32] 您这是干什么

[00:16:34] 伸手

[00:16:35] 得沉住气呀

[00:16:37] 还没伸手把您就气的

[00:16:39] 这样还能打得了胜仗吗

[00:16:43] 小弟盯着就可以了

[00:16:45] 您呢

[00:16:45] 就在旁边歇着问问

[00:16:50] 上官元婴我来几次

[00:16:52] 脑袋一凉

[00:16:54] 他知道自己无论如何不是老叶头的对手

[00:17:00] 而且差的不是一点儿半点

[00:17:03] 过去也得栽跟头

[00:17:05] 嗯

[00:17:07] 兄弟

[00:17:08] 千万谨慎

[00:17:10] 我明白

[00:17:12] 说着

[00:17:13] 窦墩转身行来到老叶头儿近前

[00:17:18] 老人家

[00:17:19] 来吧

[00:17:20] 我陪你走上几趟

[00:17:23] 嗯

[00:17:25] 你也照样挨揍

[00:17:27] 不过呀

[00:17:28] 你得比上官元婴强点

[00:17:32] 豆豆呢

[00:17:34] 方才我说的话

[00:17:35] 你认为怎么样啊

[00:17:38] 你真想当这总头领吗

[00:17:42] 叶老剑客

[00:17:44] 我窦尔敦本不想做什么总头领

[00:17:49] 他做与不做

[00:17:50] 跟我毫无关系

[00:17:52] 蒙各位弟兄的抬爱

[00:17:55] 非要推举我做总头领

[00:17:58] 我是盛情难却呀

[00:18:00] 我没有办法

[00:18:02] 既然事情已经到了这一步了

[00:18:05] 我也不能听那么几句话

[00:18:08] 我就退出去了

[00:18:11] 在我朋友的面前

[00:18:12] 我也没法交代

[00:18:14] 行了行了行了

[00:18:15] 别说了

[00:18:16] 别说了

[00:18:17] 会说的不如会听的

[00:18:19] 你还是乐意干呢

[00:18:21] 朋友算个什么呢

[00:18:23] 对不对呢

[00:18:24] 大主意自己拿

[00:18:27] 既然你有这种官瘾

[00:18:29] 那就讲述不了了

[00:18:31] 诶

[00:18:31] 好

[00:18:32] 良言难劝

[00:18:34] 该死鬼呀

[00:18:35] 该着我老人家费费劲

[00:18:38] 来来来

[00:18:38] 过来过来过过来

[00:18:39] 我陪你就走几趟

[00:18:42] 窦尔敦一看

[00:18:43] 这太酸了

[00:18:46] 酸的让人难受

[00:18:49] 就你这种人

[00:18:51] 太狂妄了

[00:18:53] 我宁愿叫你打死

[00:18:55] 也不能叫你把我气死啊

[00:18:59] 窦墩想到这儿

[00:19:00] 晃双掌

[00:19:01] 刚要伸手

[00:19:04] 还没等伸手呢

[00:19:05] 就听台下有人说话

[00:19:08] 尔敦贤弟

[00:19:11] 你

[00:19:11] 你先别伸手

[00:19:12] 我来了

[00:19:13] 我来了

[00:19:15] 我也来了

[00:19:17] 你大伙儿一看

[00:19:18] 这这谁这是

[00:19:20] 再看月台

[00:19:21] 下来仨人

[00:19:24] 站在窦墩和老叶头中间

[00:19:27] 跟一堵墙一样

[00:19:29] 给他们分开了

[00:19:31] 兜敦一看

[00:19:32] 谁呀

[00:19:33] 来的正是公孙哥儿仨

[00:19:37] 头一个小个不高

[00:19:39] 矬骨伦蹲压骨伦敦

[00:19:41] 跟个扳不倒一样

[00:19:43] 正是不倒翁公孙良

[00:19:47] 正中央

[00:19:48] 一个高大的出家道人

[00:19:51] 面似晚霞

[00:19:53] 正是道爷公孙超

[00:19:56] 旁边一个细高挑

[00:19:57] 长得尖嘴猴腮

[00:20:00] 正是三爷

[00:20:01] 公孙燕

[00:20:04] 他们跟窦尔敦一个头磕在地上了

[00:20:08] 这是蒙兄蒙弟呀

[00:20:11] 咱们前文书说了

[00:20:13] 这哥仨先行一步

[00:20:16] 到大佛寺卧底来了

[00:20:20] 现在该办的事儿已经办完了

[00:20:24] 都坐到台下看热闹

[00:20:27] 一看老叶头儿亲自出马

[00:20:29] 真替窦墩捏一把汗呢

[00:20:33] 谁不知道江湖的二绝

[00:20:36] 那绝命老人使的是绝命掌啊

[00:20:41] 真要把窦尔敦削趴下

[00:20:44] 就别做总头领了

[00:20:47] 别人怎么受伤

[00:20:49] 怎么栽跟头

[00:20:50] 都是小事儿

[00:20:51] 必须得确保窦敦

[00:20:54] 保住他的威信

[00:20:56] 哥仨在下边儿一商量

[00:20:58] 不行

[00:20:59] 心里没底呀

[00:21:00] 赶紧出头吧

[00:21:02] 故此大喊一声

[00:21:04] 哥仨登台

[00:21:07] 兜敦一看

[00:21:08] 非常高兴

[00:21:10] 三位哥哥

[00:21:11] 怎么是你们

[00:21:12] 嗯嗯

[00:21:13] 兄弟

[00:21:15] 有话一会儿再唠

[00:21:17] 利用这机会

[00:21:19] 你先喘喘气儿

[00:21:20] 喝点水

[00:21:21] 诶

[00:21:22] 我们跟叶老剑客有几句话说

[00:21:27] 窦尔敦

[00:21:28] 赶紧往后一退

[00:21:29] 咱不必细说

[00:21:32] 这哥仨呢

[00:21:33] 谁先过来

[00:21:34] 自然是当大哥的

[00:21:36] 再看不倒翁公孙良笑呵呵来到叶老剑客近前

[00:21:44] 老剑哥

[00:21:45] 别来无恙乎

[00:21:49] 认识我吗

[00:21:50] 哼

[00:21:51] 扒了你的皮

[00:21:53] 认识你的瓤

[00:21:55] 公孙弟兄

[00:21:57] 我怎么不认识呢

[00:21:58] 诶好好啊

[00:21:59] 好眼力

[00:22:01] 还记得十年前

[00:22:05] 你我在昆明府那场争斗吗

[00:22:09] 记得刻骨铭心

[00:22:12] 怎么会忘记呢

[00:22:14] 记得就好

[00:22:16] 你说你我都这般年纪了

[00:22:19] 就是十年前咱岁数也不小了

[00:22:24] 为了争一朵黑牡丹

[00:22:27] 咱们双方骑虎难下

[00:22:30] 结果伸了手了

[00:22:32] 现在想起来呀

[00:22:34] 还觉着不好意思

[00:22:36] 叶老剑客

[00:22:37] 你说是吗

[00:22:39] 不打不相识

[00:22:42] 这也没什么关系

[00:22:45] 放下远的

[00:22:46] 咱说近的吧

[00:22:47] 三位

[00:22:49] 干嘛来了

[00:22:51] 莫非给姓窦的拔号

[00:22:54] 嗯

[00:22:56] 嗯

[00:22:56] 对呀

[00:22:57] 叶老健可真是聪明人

[00:23:00] 光棍一点就透眼子

[00:23:02] 棒打不回呀

[00:23:04] 你算说对了

[00:23:06] 我们哥仨的确来给窦尔敦拔横